#end me sir

[flashbang-througthe-door]

#end me sir #köng #i think Price has has competition now for Odin

[buckttommy]

#me at the beginning of this: sir that is a basket #me at the end: 🫢🫢🤯🤯 #video #chocolate guy #haven't seen anyone post this yet so here you guys go

[messrsbyler]

ao3 authors who have no social media are are so mystical. they really be writing and posting some of the most perfectly crafted pieces of media and then disappearing without a trace

#ma'am or sir or folk please give me an username where to find you because i need to become your loyal follower #it's like going from tavern to tavern asking for the tales of the great CoffeeAndWriter from the mythical land of AO3 #but seriously every time i find an amazing fanfiction i'm holding my breath crossing my fingers and scrolling to the ending notes hoping to #find a tumblr username and when there's nothing i go to the profile and then when there's nothing there i know #i found another mythical creature in the fandom to add to the book #at this point i'm collecting them like pokemons specially in st fandom #byler #byler tumblr #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #fandom #writing #fandom things #fandom culture #byler ao3 #stranger things ao3

[panrao]

How I Met Your Father

#panrao #my art #sir crocodile #monkey d dragon #parents before divorce #lmao im in too deep #this hc will be the end of me #one piece #theyre young in this #so no scar and no tattoo #dragodile #also anyone else notice that Luffy Dragon and Crocodile all have the same circle eye design #other characters have it as well but call me crazy its just more proof

[lilykerhoas]

floating, falling, sweet intoxication...

@shakeatradefeather's master. august 2023.

#my gifs #lily kerhoas #jon robyns #christine daae #christine daaé #erikstine #erik #erik destler #phantom london #west end #phantom of the opera #the phantom of the opera #potoedit #music of the night #let's dissect this... shall we? #(1) the shuddering inhale. him possessively grabbing her shoulder. #(2) the gentle smile on her face... and he LITERALLY only has eyes for her and that's how it's gonna be forever #(3) SHJDKFGJ????? THE FUCKING EYEBROW RAISE? JON? SIR #her eyes snap open the second he murmurs 'touch me' so that's where her brain is at. okay? okay! #BEAUTIFULLY DONE FOLKS THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MY OTP IN A PERFECTLY EXECUTED FORMAT #ZERO COMPLAINTS WHATSOEVER 20/10 #bless you collette

[shapelytimber]

Hellsing wives !!

the end of Hellsing is my roman empire

[PRINT] - [COMMISSIONS]

Bonus sketch, process and rambling below vvv

I don't usually share my sketches, but this one was cute :))

Hello welcome to my rambling zone, I have the bad habit of taking notes during the night because I'm an insomniac- enjoy ! And remember everything here is just my opinion written at 5am

I have a lot of conflicting feelings about Seras, because on one hand there is a lot I hate about her character :

-I *hate* her design. She is sexualized in a way that makes me really uncomfortable

-She is always the character that brings the worst part of the show (especially in the beginning) : the humor (and misogyny). She is treated as both the audience surrogate, and a comic relief, and that's a mix that do not work for me (and if you add the fact the humor doesn't make me laugh, and that she is more often than not treated as a pair of boobs and not a character- well it's hard for me to take her seriously)

-she was a cop (acab). And Alucard doesn't let me forget that because he calls her "police girl" the whole fucking show.... (But I can't complain about that because I kind of liked the pay off-)

-I find her romance with Pip boring (mainly because I find Pip boring I'm sorry), even tho I liked where it went. But if I find the man more interesting dead idk if that's a success.

-Her last apperance will always enrage me. After all her character growth, after you thought the writers *maybe* respected her a bit more..... One of the last thing you see from her is a panty shot. How to spit in my face for enjoying the ending ig

But on the other hand, despite all that.... The end of her character arc was kind of sick and she gets a lesbian ending lgkgkckgj so 5/10 character could be worse ig

But the shit that gets to me about all of that... is that I know Hellsing can pull off great women characters !! Integra is *right there* !!!

All of this to say I like doing fanart of mid medias I love because I get to fix some aspects of the original I didn't like <3

PS : I know Alucard is "dead" during the 30 years after the final, but you can decide if he is the dog or if they adopted a dog that reminded them of him :)

#Hellsing is my ultimate guilty pleasure #sometimes I just need to watch over the top violence on nazis it's good for my mood #and at the end the two women become wives <3 what's not to love ? (A lot don't get me started-) #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fanart #integra hellsing #sir integra #seras victoria #alucard hellsing #sertegra #seras hellsing #lesbian vampires #lesbian #art #my art #digital art #illustration #fanart #cw guns

[divorcedfiddleford]

and you may say to yourself: "my god! what have i done?" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful wife!" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful house!" and you may ask yourself: "well, how did i get here?"

time isn't holding up, time isn't after us, time is a pony ride! (images described in alt text)

#gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #LETTING THE [FIDDLEFORD FRI]DAYS GO BY #“sir it's tuesday” i know. my computer has been busted for two weeks so i couldn't post them when i wanted to. just let me have this #again still new to alt text. i like being a little bit silly but let me know if it gets in the way of accessibility #artwork of the damned #uhhhh yeah this is actually something ive kind of wanted to draw for years now #favorite guy + favorite band = prime high-effort meme material #also. for the record. yes i have a mcgucket playlist. yes it has three talking heads songs on it. no none of them are “once in a lifetime” #also also i know that the lyrics in the description are in the wrong order. it's on purpose. i put them backwards for dramatic effect #also also also i'm pretty sure the “time is a pony ride” line is not actually sung on the album version of the track #but if you listen to/watch the live version from “stop making sense” you will hear it! #as well as hear a much more satisfying ending to the song imo. rather than it just fading out it has some really nice vocals #basically the moral of this story is you should watch “stop making sense” #if you made it to the end of the tags: congrats! you win a prize! the prize is permission to reblog this post

[sweaterswear]

Everyone wants to talk about Husk being all the other cool guys like Mr voodoo but no one wants to talk about Alex Brightman and all his silly voices.

He's just so silly to me.

#fizzarolli #alex brightman #dead end pugsley #dead end tamalucas #adam hazbin hotel #sir pentious #bettlejuice #voice acting #dude hes just that cool to me #Cristina Vee is also way too cool #idols frfr #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #dead end paranormal park

[peaceshire]

they are getting along (thumbs up)

#buggy the clown #crocbug #buggy #sir crocodile #shireart #croccy baby #that was it #that was the end of my sanity #buggy called him croccy baby and it literally summoned me from the dead and right back into fujoshi hell

[baeshijima]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

#may the stars guide you <3 #FOAMING AT THE MOUTH I DIDNT REALISE IT WAS HIS TEAILER TODAY AND KDMDJSBDBDKDNSNNDKD #END ME. END ME RIGHT NOW. #SCREAMING CRYING BANGING MY FISTS AGAJNST THE WALL SIR HAVE MERCY ITS 4 AM RN I CANT DO THSIDBFMXKSNNSSAAAAAAAAAAA #ALSO HIS ILLUST SHOT LITERALLY HIM HAVING THE L SIGN SENT ME

[itspileofgoodthings]

one of my favorite things about pride and prejudice is that in the last third of the book Elizabeth’s internal monologue about Darcy is her admitting that she’s in love with him but also putting all sorts of qualifications around that statement that kind of ...tamp down the level of emotion (the “feelings, if not as tender as Jane’s for Bingley, at least as just” line, even the whole thing about her and Darcy being well-matched objectively speaking) and as soon as she’s engaged you get the unbridled joy in the narrative about her own joy, cc: “I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.” 

#pride and prejudice #jane austen #this is very obvious but it's in the narration itself #that she's trying to sort of distance herself from the depths of her own feelings in case this DOESN'T work out #i also think the rational stuff is totally true and she would say that after as well but she would say it in a different way #idk i just love it. it's so subtle and it's so true #also very obvious?? i feel like i'm making a very obvious point #but anyway 'elizabeth's feelings soon rising to playfulness etc. etc.' #also this is why i hated the end of a civil contract actually #i felt like she was tamping it all down and for some reason it just made me SO mad #like no. it's supposed to OVERFLOW NOW #adam being like 'and in the end the rational choice was jenny' sir i will FIGHT YOU IN THE PARKING LOT #idk i was student teaching and very emotional at the time maybe i missed something and read it wrong #but my entire spirit REBELED #like. how honestly DARE #i'm avoiding grading can you tell #yes you can I will go now

[bird-inacage]

Episode 10 | Prapai’s Horny Crisis

(PART 2) / (PART 3)

Prapai mustering every fibre of his being to resist Sky. Resident playboy and self-confessed slut hasn’t had any in two months (and has been fantasising about their Grade A+ night together for three entire months prior to this). Send him your prayers everyone.

#LITA #love in the air #love in the series #love in the air episode 10 #prapaisky #prapai x sky #sky x prapai #LITA shitpost #LITA incorrect quotes #he's trying to do the right thing everyone #the path to being honourable was never going to be easy #humanity's strongest soldier #this amused me no end #you are being punished for your sexy antics SIR #YOU ARE STUPID AND I LOVE YOU

[rickybaby]

"My nose ..." Daniel on what he is insecure about

#hellooo??? #excuse me sir ... monsieur... #how do i send daniel my love letter on his nose and his side profile?? #someone get him to read my blog actually #its a never-ending love letter to his big beautiful italian nose and his beautiful roman profile #daniel ricciardo #noel miller

[aimbutmiss]

I've said this a lot (a lot of people have actually) but I will say it again because we got two seconds of cross guild in the new opening and I can't stop thinking about them:

Cross guild is the funniest and most random dynamic to exist ever. How did Oda even come up with the idea like what was the thought process

"I bet you can't come up with the most ridiculous trio and make it work so hard that they become the most iconic trio to ever exist"

"alright bet"

#not enemies not lovers but a secret third option #business partners #except one of them is basically being held hostage #jokes on the other two because they're gonna end up in love with him #pathetic man sneaks his way into the hearts of every men he meets like it's an olympic sport #save me buggy the clown #one piece #buggy the clown #cross guild #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #egghead

[iambecomeyourvillain]

the world is so simple. hozier releases new music and look everyone's experiencing a spiritual awakening

#hozier #eat your young #through me (the flood) #all things end #SIR HOW CAN YOU DO TJIS TO ME A DAY BEFORE MY POL SCIENCE EXAM #too sweet

[zer0point5ive]

apprentice adam in the jigsaw communal kitchen realizing they’re out of coffee as he stands there soaking wet after having to spend the last however many hours in the rain following some asshole. ohh i hate this shitty life so much i wanna kill mysel- hi john. yeah i was just uh talking. to myself, you know .. anyway i better get back ! these photos aren’t gonna develop themselves haha. lawrence pick up pick up pick up. hey babe, listen if i don’t come home tonight check the bathroom. yeah i just kinda have a feeling

#adam: i want to end my life #john: #adam: oh shit i said. i said i love my wife #adam: lawrence. is my wife #adam: love my wife #john: get back to work #sir yessir. mr jigsaw please dont put me in the saw trap i was just getting a little silly w it #adam stanheight #📹 #apprentice adam