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just-bendy · 10 months
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Hi Bendy,Why don't you like Joey Drew 🤔
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Oh, I dunno. Maybe it's coz he crammed us all in the basement away from the other employees fer years, kept remindin' all of us of how imperfect and worthless we were, treated us like $#!%, hit us, stepped on us, gave us bruises, traumatized us...
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And when 66 came along, had the audacity ta shove his perfection in all of our faces an' showed him off like it was our fault that we were born freaks!
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And ya wanna ask me why I don't like him?
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Don't ever mention him again. Or there'll be hell ta pay.
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Do you have any bsd headcannons you'd like to share? (literally anything, I just love learning about other peoples hcs)
OMG YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES SORRY FOR RESPONDING SO LATE IVE BEEN USING THIS IN MY DRAFTS AS A COLLECTION OF JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT GOES THRU MY MIND AND I'VE JUST DECIDED I'M GONNA POST IT ALR
chuuya's hat is so old (bc it keeps getting passed from person to person and he brings it with him everywhere obviously) and WORN OUT but he has no idea how to fix it. he treats it like his child but it's inevitable that the material will deteriorate over time, so he's been trying to convince himself to go to a hatter for ages and can't swallow his pride. he drunkenly told it to hirotsu once night while they were drinking, and hirotsu just sighed and got it fixed for him that night while chuuya was passed out. they never spoke about it.
dazai has met several women who actually did say yes to a double suicide. the majority didn't mean it and just wanted to toy with him, but ran when they realized he was serious. a few actually did mean it. he pulled strings and invited them to a romantic date, except that he sent therapists there instead of him, basically playing matchmaker. all those women are now doing better but ask him about it and he'll act dumb and say he knows nothing about it.
fyodor needs glasses. his eyesight definitely sucks and the hours he spends at a computer don't help. however, he manipulates himself into thinking that he's actually fine when he's not. nikolai also has shitty eyesight bc of his dull eye and the other one he's probably abused looking at the birds in the sky and thus the sun. they are literally the blind leading the blind. nikolai places his portal 2 meters from where he meant to put it and fyodor says "good job". it's incredible how they're feared terrorists.
sigma gets tired wearing heels all day. he wants memory foam but doesn't know it exists. give him his goddamn memory foam. anyways one of his employees saw him holding his feet in pain and offered him orthopedic shoe inserts. he hasn't been the same since. would give them a raise if he knew how.
tachihara used to get acne from having his bandage on his nose all day. so, he's developed an incredibly rigid skin care routine. his face is soft as hell. cheeks are smoother than you'd think.
kouyou made it her first demand as executive to raid her favourite shop where she gets all her kiminos and accessories. hirotsu led the black lizard battalion into the shop and the workers were so fucking confused. stole expensive silk fabrics and clothing of the highest quality because she doesn't settle for less, and in the process has gotten hirotsu more into fashion. they go shopping together.
speaking of shopping, kajii only goes thrifting. have you seen his clothes?? they're not his size and torn as hell but they're so damn cheap he can't resist. his sandals are so goddamn iconic. yeah he's blowing you up but his dogs are OUT like a mf psychopath. i maybe love him a little too much.
ivan has greasy hair. while doing his surgery thing wtv tf that was, fyodor was continually grossed out (ironic aint it). pushkin was then ordered to help ivan wash his hair and they died just a little bit. neither knew what the difference between shampoo and conditioner is, and they struggled with it for a long time. eventually when they came back for fyodor to do the surgery, ivan's hair smelled like flowers and was braided cutely because they gave up and went to a salon where the people working there fell a little in love with his hair and went overboard. pushkin's hair (if you can call it that...) was also in a little bowtie. they enjoyed their little adventure just a little bit. just a little ofc.
odasaku has no idea how to cook curry. he loves it and fears doing it wrong, so he just buys it from the same place over and over. considered asking for the recipe but never did because why change what is already perfection. dazai however is convinced oda has housewife abilities and can cook like a god. he never knew the truth.
fitzgerald can't do math. he pretends he's good at converting currencies but in his head it just doesn't add up. 20 000 yen? that's like.... 5 freedom eagles obviously. no biggie *throws a bunch of american dollars at the workers and just takes the item and leaves* he also doesn't give tips when it prompts on the machine, and instead prefers sliding a crisp bill to them directly. cried a little when his favourite shop told him they ran out of an item he wanted and they didn't budge after he slid them a stack of 100s (he has no idea how many were in the stack)
fitzgerald also owns an airline but he doesn't manage it personally ofc. his only interaction with it is that they provide him and the guild with a private jet to travel to japan. lovecraft did not get on. he swam??? who knows, but he did not get on that plane. lucy got sick and louisa freaked out every time there was turbulence. mark was snoring loudly the entire way and steinbeck had his nose pressed on the window looking outside the entire time the lil cutie.
agatha has the super power of drinking tea while it is still piping hot. she never burns her tongue and never complained about its temperature, except when it's too cold. the water was literally boiling once (her subordinates wanted to find out how hot she can go) and she gulped it all down without a single contortion of her face. incredible.
shirase doesn't understand english and keeps trying to learn it but every time he thinks he's getting the hang of it, someone throws cockney slang at him and he gives up.
adam finally figured out how to blow a bubble of gum, but keeps swallowing it. one day, it clogged his internal system (he's not supposed to be eating obvi) and he's been afraid of it ever since. thinks it's possessed by evil spirits his android brain can't understand. i also hc that he recharges thru solar panels integrated onto his skin and for this reason he goes to the beach to 'tan' often. HE'S SO PALE people get a little concerned for him when they see him not apply sunscreen and just lay down for hours at a time. one lady actually told him he could get skin cancer and he opened his eyes "ackshually 🤓👆" then began reciting every fact known to man about skin cancer. rip that lady
verlaine and rimbaud complain about france all the time. "fuck france i fucking hate the french this country goddamn sucks" then as soon as someone else says anything bad about it they give them death glares and threaten death for disrespecting their country.
wells has memorized a whole lot of things about quantum theory from her days studying to be an engineer because it was her favourite class. she cannot handle mechanical or civil engineering topics and physically ascends at the mention of anything to do with dynamics. i also think she's been hit on a lot while wearing disguises; she tells them she's actually a woman, they freak out, then she sends them back in time. this time, they do not approach her and thus she doesn't have to deal with the awkward rejection and doesn't even remember it.
jules verne has made little dolls and pretended that they were his friends and invented scenarios in which they hung out. i will not elaborate on this.
albatross sometimes interrupts conversations in order to listen to the engine of a vehicle passing by. tries to track them down, too. he'll be the type of guy to ogle at your car without making eye contact with you while you're still in the car. and when i say ogle, i mean ogle. checks out motorcycles more often than women.
the flags bully lippmann sometimes when he acts in a really cheesy scene. he's coming to hang out with them and they're all giggling and chuckling at him stupidly. albatross walks up to him, tucks his hair behind his ear and whispers whatever cheesy thing was said in a low voice before bursting out laughing (he usually starts laughing before he can even finish the sentence). pianoman slides it slickly into conversations, and doc 'fufu's at random moments when looking at him and he suddenly remembers the scene. iceman has not watched the movie and chuuya couldn't care less.
the first time he tried to take the train, ranpo loudly exclaimed and yelled at every turn and stop of the train. he went during rush hour too and got his entire body smooshed into the strangers next to him. he squealed when someone accidentally (accidentally) grabbed his ass in the crowded traincar, then asked loudly who did that. dramatic as hell. got his pockets picked and knew who did it, but couldn't do anything about it. he felt awful and slumped his way back home and collapsed into yosano's arms with a groan. this was the only time she'd ever willingly bought him a bunch of sweets and let him eat them in peace while he ranted to her about the atrocities
kenji is more notorious on the streets than he knows. he got recognized by some huge 200cm tall man built like a goddamn tank with tattoos all over his body who wanted to fight him. kenji was so flattered that he knew his name that he thanked him and burly dude was like. wtf. anyways they got beef ramen together afterwards bonded over cows and are now besties. he's told the agency about it but they think that by "friend" he means someone else his age.
tanizaki ran into kajii once at his favourite thrift shop. he recognized him and ran out freaked never to return. for this reason he had to keep wearing his same stanky ahh uwu girl clothes that don't fit and hasn't had a style update. actually, when doing his research for how to infiltrate the mafia, tachihara found out that there have been a lot of sightings of known dangerous ability users in the thrift store, and that's why he wears the same shirt as tanizaki.
tachihara dreads the hunting dogs meetings because they make him feel like the only sane one there. his back has become so chiseled from carrying teruko around all the time, and once - jouno thought it would be funny - he tripped on a wire laying down on the ground and almost dropped her. he had to use his ability to pick her up from the belt of the uniform to prevent her from faceplanting, and she looked like she was about to explode. he had to let her beat him up a little then she hopped back on his shoulders and nothing changed. he questions his life choices often
jouno can't handle cinnamon or ginger scents, they overwhelm him and he goes into a fucking sensory overload coma. odor orgasm. sinus sex. teruko got sick once and tachi made her the strongest herbal and ginger tea you've ever seen (learnt it from his brother rip the goat) and he collapsed on the ground with a moan. woke up a half hour layer with no clue wth just happened. tecchou eventually heard about it, placed a hand on his shoulder and said "it happens to the best of us" while nodding solemnly then never elaborated.
yeah fukuchi and fukuzawa used to steal food when they were younger but imagine them figuring out milestones together. "dude my armpits are itchy where is this hair coming from :(" "genichiro i don't need to know about that *scratches at his armpit subtly*" i think they were very goofy about it
speaking of puberty elise once freaked mori out by saying she got her period. dude was like. wtf. you're an ability. how tf. she insisted he got her a bunch of tampons n pads and chocolate and heating pads and the works, then once he (the underlings he made go do the shopping threatening their lives if they ever told a soul) bought everything, she looked at his confused and asked why he bought those things. she's an ability how could she have a period? mori cried a little that night.
bram is a swiftie for no reason other than i think it's funny. alternatively, i believe he listens to reggae for no reason other than i think it's goddamn FUNNY.
kunikida's old students sometimes run into him on the street and recognize him. they immediately straighten their backs, nod at him and quickly walk away in the most respectful way because they don't want to ruin his schedule. he nearly tears up from happiness every time.
natsume goes through 5-6 "here, kitty kitty!"s in a day when he's just vibing around. people try to feed him grass blades. people get WAY too comfortable rubbing his stomach. once, a girl saw him on her way back from school and started scratching a random spot behind his ears and he folded so quickly and just melted on the sidewalk. he wont admit it but he has that weak spot in human form too (i want to pet him so badly this is self indulgent ok). the girl was actually gin btw. she's an animal whisperer i dont know why i dont know how but she is.
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stabbyfoxandrew · 5 months
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politely asking for angel neil because I missed last week entirely (oops) 😇-- @quiescentdestiny
WIP Wednesday (12/13) | Guardian Angel Neil AU (Part 86)
At that, Andrew can’t help the rip of laughter that spills out of his mouth. An imaginary friend! He hadn’t even had one of those as a child, but now? Well, he supposes it does make some amount of sense. But to hear it from Betsy… He’d expected a straight jacket and an extended stay at a psychiatric facility. Not this.
“Like a lonely child,” Andrew says, mostly to himself. And fuck, it fits like a glove! Andrew talks to Kevin and interacts with his relatives daily. But otherwise, his social circle is limited to Wymack, who makes a decent drinking partner. And Betsy, who he sees once a week.
“It’s possible.” Bee says with a soft smile. “Or it, he," she corrects, "could be a very vivid daydream.”
That description hurts worse, Andrew thinks. He’ll go with the first one. The one that includes the word 'friend'.
“Alright, great. We’ll go with that for now,” Andrew says, taking a sip from his mug. Then he looks up at Betsy. “But you’re sure it’s not one of the big, bad ones? You’re not going to have to lock me in a padded room, are you?”
Bee laughs softly. “No, of course not.”
“Perhaps you should,” Andrew tells her. “You know, I’m off to the roof as soon as I leave here.”
The corner of Betsy’s mouth quirks, but she doesn’t say anything. Just licks her lips. “Tell him I said hello?”
“I will.” Andrew glances at the clock, there’s still time left. What ever shall they talk about now? The other facets of his life are downright boring.
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chiptrillino · 7 months
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YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY READ WAR CRIMES AND WAR GAMES!!!! Incredible fics please I’m sure you’ll love them they so well written !!!!!!
anon... i recomended this fic multiple times before...
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nosfelixculpa · 8 months
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ms chu vs jeok bong in this scene:
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justalildumpling · 8 months
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moots as nct members
I'm not sure if uve already done this sorry if u have/ don't want to do this
ahh i love love love moot games like this hehe ty for sending this in💗
(i’m realising that a lot of my moots that i mostly interact with are from deobiblr😭 i’ve only tagged ppl who i am certain they stan nct but if i forgot i’m sorry!! this was written at like 3am delusion)
@sungbeam - mark
miss ma’am works herself as much as sm overworks the shit out of mark lee istg😭 TAKE A BREAK MA'AM IT'S OKAY. ok besides from that, i feel like mark is universally a comfort person for everyone in the nct community and beam is literally MY comfort person, my soulmate, my best friend (yes, she's mine. no buts😤) she's so talented at what she does, an absolute sweetheart, she cares so so much about her peers and i rlly just admire her as a person outside of tumblr. i could literally write an essay about how much i love her but i'll save everyone the read😭
@jaeminvore - jaemin
chaos. the both of them. OK BUT besides from that, nics gives off like hot girl energy like jaemin. he's is like woah he's so sexy and he knows it type vibe and nics is the same! i remember first seeing her blog/works and being like girl. im such a fan (and i still am, she's fucking hilarious and amazing) i folded for nics as much as i did for jaemin fr. it's always so fun talking to nics about literally anything from plain old thirsting over korean men to throwing irl ppl off a cliff and like jaemin she makes any scenario so much more enjoyable!!
@polarisjisung - jisung
LOOKLOOKLOOK yes he is her bias BUT the amount of rizz the both of has😭 UHM HELLO ALSO BOTH MAIN DANCER ENERGY nah i folded fr😩 ok but besides that, we all know jisung is the most wholesome bean ever and I JUST WANT TO PROTECT HUA YK?? idk she's such a cool person to talk to and i feel like we just clicked from the first time we met. jisung gives off like ride or die energy and i can def say that hua is the same💗
@winterchimez - xiaojun
THIS ISNT CHEATING ISTG ITS A COINCIDENCE THAT HER BIAS HAPPENS TO BE HIM AS WELL OK????? Both ally and xiaojun are literally the biggest sweethearts and can get along with everybody!! I always thought that xiaojun would be such a great conversationalist and no joke, ally and I got along so well as soon as we met and now we're forever emotional support buddies🥹🤞
@sehunniepot - jungwoo
literal golden retriever energy, like ball of sunshine. the most sociable and friendliest person i’ve met. i literally fell in love with nikki’s personality as soon as we met just like I did for mr kim jungwoo😔😔 I just feel like if I were to be in a room with her, she would be the lighting everyone up like idk how to describe it. She’s just someone that I feel like everyone couldn’t help but adore.
@jaehunnyy - taeyong
I LOVE THESE TWO PPL SO MUCH ALSNFOAFEI ok. i've calmed down. but fr tho like u CANNOT hate both taeyong and chip. LIKE she's literally a beam of positivity and she cares so much for her peers and always checks up on everyone when she can🥺 our bubu is a great leader and residential cutie and i feel like chip fits that to a tea
@wuahae - haechan
something about cat always screamed haechan to me idk why. just her mannerism/texting/talking style. as soon i started talking to her on the deoboyznet chat like i knew she and i were on the same wavelength just like i felt with haechan LMAO cat may seem playful and fun all the time but she's firm when she wants to be and she knows her boundaries/morals/values which is very admirable.
@mosviqu - ten
for some reason bar and ten just makes sense. both insanely talented, sarcastic and has strong opinions which they’re not afraid of expressing. lowkey intimidating to approach at first due to how highly i thought of her work, but was literally the most down to earth, loveliest person ever. I always love when she talks about the process behind her pics because they blow me away every time just like ten’s dancing.
@daegall - renjun
yes. I know it’s literally illegal for me to put anyone else other than lee donghyuck for sunny BUT IDK MAN SHE JUST GIVES OFF RENJUN VIBES!! we all know renjun is like the cutest little ball of sweetness ever and sunny is always so lovely and whenever she gets giddy like i get giddy too😭 and her expression of emotions towards haechan is portrayed thru capitalisations, keyboard smashes and typos which reminded me of renjun's little spits of anger yk??
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stormyoceans · 9 months
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on the new poster for the fm in Japan, Jimmy&Sea are the only ones who look like stuck dumplings. personal space? for what? the main thing is that the shoulder and hip are occupied.
I HONESTLY WOULD BE SCREAMING IF I WEREN'T BUSY LAUGHING SO MUCH LIKE LOOK AT MR "I DON'T ENJOY SKINSHIP BUT WITH SEA I HAVE NO PROBLEM" AND MR "I ABSORB ENERGY THROUGH MY BODY"
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LITERALLY AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZE JIMMYSEA IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE BY THE FACT THAT THEY'RE THE ONLY PAIRING WITH NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE WHATSOEVER. SOMEONE TELL THEM THEY'RE NOT GONNA DIE IF THEY'RE NOT TOUCHING FOR 2 SECONDS (ACTUALLY NO PLEASE DON'T IM LOVING THIS)
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anyway the all black outfits are such a slay it really is just all serve all the time with them. already outsold outacted outperformed outeverythinged!!!!!!!
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i-am-a-fan · 9 months
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HEY! If you want to
send me something nice that happened to you today! or reblog this post and put it somewhere!
I’ll go first, I got off of work an hour early :>!
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southernfoodtournament · 10 months
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How is this a southern food tournament without chicken and dumplings or banana pudding? For shame, y’all
Hey there! If you scroll down, you'll see our last tournament was a pan-southeastern tournament that did, in fact, include chicken and dumplings. This one is just a Cajun-Creole tournament!
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just-bendy · 10 months
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Hey, are you all doing okay? Y’all seem a bit shaken up from Bendy’s uhm..’outburst’ yeah, I’ll just call it that. But, seriously I hope you guys are doin’ well
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DUMPLING: I'm fine here!
PIT: Me too! It was very scary seein' him like that!
PAT: Me three! But everyone gets angry sometimes!
ASH: ... did anythin' seem off about his anger to you guys? Somethin' that seemed a bit... evil? Or somethin' familiar?
DUMPLING: Huh? Whaddya mean, Ash? Evil and familiar? I don't really know what yer talkin' about there, sorry!
ASH: Hm... maybe it's nothin'... but it's been botherin' me fer a while. I'll just set it aside fer now.
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sunmoonjune · 10 months
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OK BUT LIKE IMAGINE BIRTHDAY CHASES 😳😳😳 EVERYONE GETS CHASED ON THEIR BIRTHDAY AND IT BECOMES A TRADITION AGSHSJSJJSJS
everyone just. has their eyes on Chan's bday and plotting and counting down the days to chase him down like he's done to everyone else before,,,, gazing at Chan with downright ravenous stares that it gets Chan nervous-
- dumpling :D
STOP OMG
I def am adding this to my scm! notes cause DAMN I want to write something like this now... the eight of them all plotting together to outsmart chan and giving him THAT look and he's just watching them like ... I'm in danger...
IF I get the chance to write this ... I need to know your opinions...
who wins?
chan? or the eight other pack members??
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planet-dusk · 1 year
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OK DID SOMEONE MENTION HYUNLIX HEADCANONS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY
biting kink. seriously. those two would be so into biting kink the three of y'all would be loved up with love bites all. the. damn. time. the three of you would have so many hickeys on the neck, thighs hahsjsnjs
dancer's stamina. those two are gonna be insatiable.
voice kink. for felix's voice. period.
that's all I have for now bahsbsjs maybe I'll send more in later 😳 do you want chanlix ones as well
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yes to all of these but the love bites are hitting extra hard damn 😵‍💫 hyunjin's oral fixation and felix's perfect pretty teeth? they'd mark you up so well 🤭
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yutaleks · 1 month
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Oh 🫗 anon! Since youre around rn 👉🏻👈🏻 did you finish the nanami incest + pee scenario?? I crave daddy nanami (but papa suguru reigns Supreme; sorry not sorry)
But this is now a not so Formal call to action, incest people let's have another incest night 👏🏻 ill start!
Papa Suguru totally calls his (step?)kid sugarplum, the dichotomy between the sweet nickname and how wild he fucks you is just 👌🏻👌🏻
And Im gonna call myself '🥟' dumpling anon if that's okay!
Omg the nanami story is in my queue im sorry I’ll hit post JUST FOR U 🫂 I’ve been trying to space out all the asks so I was using the queue 🥲
SUGURU CALLING YOU SUGARPLUM WHILE HES GOT YOU FACE DOWN INTO THE PILLOWS 🫠 I do love me a gentle voiced but rough suguru he’s so sexy it’s crazy
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livelaughwhump · 1 year
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For the five sentence prompts. (just read the strays drabble and am in love with dumpling!)
Dumpling curled closer to Elliot, purring softly.
Dumpling curled closer to Elliot, purring softly. Elliot gasped, sitting bolt upright at the unexpected soft touch. Tears were coursing down his flushed cheeks and his hands were shaking with the violent tremors left behind by his nightmare. His racing heart began to slow as he recognized the fluffy gray fur and bright green eyes of his companion. Dumpling looked up at him, tilting her small head to one side.
Elliot stared at her, his lower lip quivering. "S-Sorry," he said, softly, wiping at the tears on his face, though they didn't cease. "You-You scared me." Dumpling unfurled from her comfortable position, stretched her back and tail, and began to trot over to where Elliot laid his head back down on his pillow.
Dumpling pawed at the hand that was hiding his tear-streaked face, only to brush her soft head against his cheek. Her whiskers and fur scrubbed away his tears and tickled his skin and he giggled. Elliot sniffled and smiled at her, scratching her tiny head as she leaned into the touch.
"Thanks, Dumpling," he whispered. She curled up beside his face and purred softly until they both fell asleep.
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fluffypotatey · 3 months
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I hear you want random anons.
I made some chicken stew today with bacon and so much veggies! Just wanted to share. Do you like stew?
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I LOVE STEW!!!!
scrumptious, beautiful, delicious stew my beloved 😋
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fairyhaos · 6 months
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that dumpling on ur masterlist looks yum 😋 can i eat it??
NO they're mine >:((( you can however have these yummy dumplings instead if u want ^_^
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