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mercymaker · 8 months
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suddenly feeling just so tired™
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etfrin · 5 months
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⤷❝Blood Red Roses | Coriolanus Snow❞ˎˊ-
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⇢☾Warning: NSFW | blood play, riding, pinv sex, crying during sex, dubcon if you squint, period sex, marking, biting, Snow is his own warning, creampie, belly bulge, unprotected sex (wrap it dumbfucks), breath play, dom sub undertones, fingering (f. receiving) | lmk if I forgot anything
⇢☾Pairing: young Coriolanus Snow x fem! Reader
⇢☾Summary: filthy porn <3
⇢☾A/N: read at your own damn risk, idc how filthy this is :D
< masterlist > < bc: @cafekitsune > < taglist >
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He's supposed to be disgusted, in a sense he is. Even as he pushed you to the bed, despite your protests, his mind was reeling but he was desperate. Desperate in the most pitiful way possible. Desperate in a sense that proved he was a man who easily succumbs to the greed of flesh. Desperate for you.
Nobody could blame him for his actions. His actions switched the position so that he was lying down on the bed. Your legs straddling him on either side. Both of you were exposed to each other's eyes. His dick was leaking pre-cum onto his abs. Your pussy is slick with your arousal and blood from your period. Your inner thighs are covered in the variant shades of blood red.
His eyes look down onto your skin, the shade of red contrasting with your color. His mind itched at him for this was beneath him, having someone like this, being so desperate that you don't worry about the mess it causes. A pearl of blood rolls down your skin, and Snow catches onto his fingertip. The bead of red liquid was interesting in a way he hadn't thought possible. His breath hitches as he spreads the blood onto your skin.
He can't take it anymore, he sits up, surprising you by putting his hand into your hair and pulling you down to catch your lips with his greedy mouth. His tongue ravishes your mouth, swiping over your teeth, stealing your taste and your soul as he bites your lower lip. His palm moved to cup your cunt, his hand getting coated in the mixture of your blood and juices. He groans into your mouth, your slick thicker because of different textures. He immediately knew it would feel different. His lips travel to your jaw to press wet kisses. Snow takes a moment of pause, preparing himself to cross his limits as his fingertip presses to your entrance.
“You don't have to,” you whispered, sensing his tense body, “I could blow you.” “You wish,” he scoffed, “It's your cunt I want, it's your cunt I will get, my bird.” His finger finally slides in, and your tight pussy is wetter than ever before. He easily slips another finger in making you whimper.
You let out soft moans as his fingers stretch you out for his cock, your walls more sensitive than usual. The smell of iron and sex filled the air, making him lightheaded. He looked down, his fingers connecting themselves to you, his hand bloody red. The sight makes him gasp, his mind flashing unpleasant memories but his cock getting incredibly hard that it hurts not to give it any attention.
His head was spinning, his mind disgusted by the filth and the mess but his body was hot. Whatever boundaries he had left for himself died when he took his bloody fingers out and cleaned it up by wiping his hands onto your skin. The red stains your skin in small strokes, underneath your breasts, and your tummy. The sight of it made him snap, his mouth latching onto your nipple sucking onto it like a vampire, a starved one. It makes you cry out, your hands on his shoulder for support.
His mouth sucks your supple breast as much as possible as one of his hands (the bloody one) kneads your other breast, marking you even further. The thought turned him insane, you bloody red, the similar shade to his usual outfit. His teeth sinks around your round flesh making you let out a small scream with how hard it was. “Coryo!” You cry out, your lips gasping from his more than-usual rough behavior.
He pulls back, his blue eyes blown wide into a feral black. His teeth marking your skin, dents into flesh as a small invisible bead of blood begins to form. He had bitten hard enough to break the skin. His tongue lavs around the wound he had caused, his hands now digging into your hip making you gasp, knowing that it will bruise. He lets the taste of blood bloom into his mouth, his mind accepting this as another extension of his sick self.
He repeated the process several times, around your breasts, neck, shoulder, and collarbone. Your skin was tainted with blood, tears falling from your eyes as he licked it all clean and pressed small kisses onto the wound as if to say sorry. Your nails dug into his shoulders as you continued to fall prey to his actions. Deeming himself satisfied as he sees your marked body, his twitching dick finally came to his mind. He drags his lips from your neck to your ear, and he whispers, “Ride me, my dove. Like your life depends on it.”
Knowing him, it might as well do. He leans back, his back onto the mattress. You couldn't enjoy the sight of his bare body because of the tears in your eyes. The pain was overwhelming your veins in the most delicious way possible. Your pussy pulsating with the need for his cock.
You start to sink on him, your cunt so much more wet it seemed impossible, it made the slide graciously smooth that you take him down to the hilt quickly enough despite the burn of the stretch. You both let out moans, his eyes rolling back because of your pussy, your lips letting out a gasp from how good he filled you up with his cock.
“Fuck, Coryo”, you whimper, “fuck.” This angle made his cockhead press into your spongy spot perfectly, making you see stars as you adjust to his length. “Come on, baby,” he whines, his hold on your hips getting harder, “Come on.”
Your eyes closed shut as you raised your hips before falling onto his cock. Moans begin to echo into the room as you get desperate, fucking yourself onto his cock, your blood gushing onto his skin, covering his cock red.
Meanwhile Snow had his brain shut off, his lips panting for dear life as your cunt sucked him in with each thrust your hips made. The glide of his cock so much smoother, your blood making a much better lube than your arousal ever could. He berated himself for his thoughts only for him to know he's right as more blood gushes out of your tight pussy and covers your skin.
You looked so beautiful to him right now, like a goddess trapped in mortal flesh. Not an inch of your upper body was free of marks, your skin perfected with various shades of red, purple and blue hues. Love bites that it would be impossible to cover. His balls tightened as he couldn't keep his eyes off you. Coriolanus never thought his self-control could be tested like this. It took every ounce of his restraint not to fuck you like an animal.
All it took for that mere man to break was a loud moan that escaped your lips when you took deeper him than expected, his cock bumping into your cervix. His eyes roll back, a groan of his mixed with your moans into the air. He snaps. Snow was never a fair man after all, he didn't have to play nice.
He switched positions, hooking your legs onto his shoulders so his cock would reach even deeper, impossibly deep, making you whine that you couldn't possibly take it. He didn't hear your pleas, his mind focused on your warm, wet pussy ruining him for anyone else. “You can,” he sneers, “and you will, my bird.”
And so you do. His dick throbbing inside of you as his thrusts get fast and needy. His self control is completely breaking. For the first time, Corios' actions weren't calculated. His thrusts get sloppier, as he pays you no mind, chasing his own relief like a dog in heat.
His palm pressed into your lower stomach, he feels his cock thrusting in and out of you and smirks, “See? You're taking it.” You couldn't even reply to his teasing, your oversensitive walls fluttering around his length. You were drooling, and never had Snow turned you into such a speechless mess.
His hand pressed harder, making you moan. “Yes, fuck, Coryo!” You scream, as your pussy begins to spasm around his cock. The sudden orgasm surprises you as much as him. His cunt continues to milk his cock and as you gasp much needed air. “Cum,” you begin to beg, “I can't- please Coryo!”
His free hand goes to your jaw, gripping it tightly as he leaned down and whispered against your lips, “You can, my dove. You can.” His sickly sweet tone makes your mind believe that you could do it only if your body agreed. You give him a meek nod, your mind filled with pleasure to disobey his words. His lips pressed against yours into a harsh kiss you had no control over. He groans into your mouth, as his pace gets sloppy but harder. His cock twitching inside of your cunt.
His hand that holds your jaw goes to your neck, pressing your throat to restrict your breathing, it makes your pussy clench perfectly around him causing his hips to stutter as he cums in you, filling your womb with his seed. He pulled out, laid beside you. Both of you are catching much needed breath.
Your eyes close, your body and mind exhausted. Coriolanus leans over you, his lips pressing a delicate kiss to your forehead.
“I'll buy you more red dresses, you look pretty in red.”
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tags : @stelleduarte @nowitsmissing @lifeonawhim @le-lena @maurdershavemyheart @motley-baby @champomiel @slytherinholland @justacaliforniandreamer
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andypantsx3 · 2 months
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I love the TodoReaderBaku polycule idea!! I imagine them pushing the others buttons in the morning as they get ready for work and then you come home late that evening to them snoozing and cuddled up together in their sleep on the couch while they wait for you. They(bakugou) already made dinner but they didn’t want to eat without you 🥹💕
This is soooo cute omg you are giving me big domestic tdbkreader feelies. 🥺 I hope it's okay that I wrote you a lil something inspired by this.
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contents: shouto x reader x bakugou, established relationship, domestic fluff, gender neutral reader, sfw, 1k
The sound of muffled arguing in the kitchen wakes you up on Saturday morning.
It's late, the sun already streaming in through your windows, pooling in streaks of pale gold across your floor. From where you're wrapped up in the blankets you can just make out a pair of Shouto's discarded pants laying across the floor, Katsuki's folded with military precision atop the hamper. You stretch, joints popping, until the sound of voices draws your attention again.
"The fuck is that supposed to be, huh?" comes Katsuki's growl from beyond the door.
Shouto's low tone answers him, his voice soft and almost indecipherable. You can tell the two of them haven't been up for much longer than you by the rasp in Katsuki's voice, the deep hum of Shouto's. "They are Julie Anne."
There is an incredulous pause, and you can almost see the expression on Katsuki's face. Barely awake, you just manage to stifle your own laugh into the blanket when Shouto's meaning comes to you, and Katsuki's scandalized inhale makes you smile harder.
"It's julienne, dumbfuck. Who the hell is Julie Anne?" he demands.
"They are julienne, then," Shouto says placidly, which you know grinds Katsuki's gears even more than defensiveness.
"This is half a fucking carrot, I said cut 'em tiny!" Katsuki hisses.
Shouto says something in reply you can't quite make out, and Katsuki all but growls—except then there's the softest, slick sound of a kiss, and you know Shouto has pulled out his ultimate move to quiet your boyfriend down.
"Think you can just do whatever because you're cute," Katsuki mutters after a moment, but his tone gives him away. It's easily a thousand degrees warmer than it was moments before, and you can tell by the sound of his voice that the tips of his ears are scarlet.
A helplessly fond smile pulls at your mouth as you stretch again, and you figure you should get out to the kitchen now that the waters have calmed.
The process of unrolling yourself from the blankets takes a minute, and then you spend another few hunting around for the shirt and pants Shouto flung off of you somewhere last night, and a few more brushing your teeth in the bathroom.
Something is hissing on the stove by the time you make it out to the kitchen, and the room smells mouthwatering.
Shouto has apparently been exiled to the far side of the island, and your boyfriend turns to you, his hair a little flatted on the left side, red strands tangling up with the white. His long fingers clutch a glass of orange juice, and he looks so adorably morning-ruffled and sweet you almost fall over your feet in your haste to kiss him.
"Good morning, love," he says, pressing another kiss to your mouth. He's warm and tastes like fresh oranges, and his bare chest is almost too beautifully sculpted in the morning sun. You let him pull you into his lap, and only get a little flustered with the way his arm muscle cords as he does so.
He hooks his arms around you, pressing his mouth into your shoulder, and you shiver with the delicious warmth of him along your back.
"Thought you mighta died in there," Katsuki says, scarlet eyes finding yours over the counter. "'S late for you."
He's bare chested too, miles of golden skin on display in his low-slung grey sweatpants and your mouth goes a little dry just looking at him.
"Luckily someone set the bickering boyfriend alarm," you say, eyes barely finding their way back up to his face.
Katsuki grins, a wicked thing, and leans over the counter to seize your mouth, a long-fingered hand cupping your chin. He tastes like coffee, an indulgence he only allows himself on weekends, and he slides you a matching mug when he finally lets your mouth free, having to return to the rolled omelette he's making.
"I might be in love with you," you say gratefully, taking a sip, reveling in how good it is. Katsuki only does freshly ground—a million miles better than the instant powder or coffee pods you brew yourself on your way out to work. You're definitely in love.
"Then I might be inclined to let you have some of this," Katsuki says. The motion of his arm as he flaps the dishtowel over his shoulder is notably smug.
You settle back into Shouto, sipping your drinks together quietly as you watch a traditional Japanese breakfast come together under Katsuki's talented hands. He plates up rice, his rolled omelette, and then a sauteed kale stem and carrot salad off the stove—so that's what the julienne talk was about. Then grilled fish is laid over the top of the rice, and Katsuki lays out another side of soup and several tiny plates of carved fruits.
Shouto helps you off of his lap gently when it's finished, and Katsuki crowds you into your own chair between the two of them, charging another kiss for his efforts. You pay up eagerly, the meal and the man in front of you equally delicious.
"Eat it all," Katsuki demands of Shouto over your shoulder as he takes his own seat, pointing his chopsticks like a weapon at him. "You overused your quirk in Bunkyo yesterday, y'need to make up the energy deficit."
Shouto hums, used to Katsuki's bossiness.
You have to suppress an appreciative groan when the first bite of breakfast hits your mouth. The fish is fresh and sweet and the rice is warm and fluffy. As with anything Katsuki makes, it's cookbook perfect.
"It's sooo good," you say, your usual—though heartfelt—platitude. "Really good. Thank you both."
"It is made with love," Shouto specifies, his tone low and earnest in that disarming way he has. In the corner of your vision, Katsuki rolls his eyes, but pointedly does not deny it.
You take another bite, hiding your smile in a mouthful of sauteed kale stem and badly-julienned carrot.
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notmuchtoconceal · 1 year
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fellas got this aggro boxin stud here to reach his full gladiatorial potential by lockin him up in his gloves 24/7.
always a scrappy guy, just prone to excuses. unaware of his potential, just needed some juice and a kick in the teeth 
shaved down, tatted up, forced to accept a harness and muzzle–and it’s nuthin but wanderin fingers to him. can’t even take off his own trunks without assistance. looks at his own single-purpose arms as instruments a blunt force trauma. keep him arm-barred at all times he’s not workin the bag or a dummy to deter cracked skulls and shattered spines to the rest a the crew. lead him around on a choke chain whenever it’s time for a match, bolt him to the wall by his neck, let him feel his dick in another man’s hand whenever he’s gotta piss. milk him with a piston-mounted pocket pussy every couple hours help try’n keep him calm
told he’s a dangerous animal, cause he is. needs to be treated like one. got an entourage a guys with cattle prods on hand for every transport detail. don’t do me much good, they’re hopped up and tweakin at any sudden movement, zappin each other and laughin like dumbfucks while my beast stays crated up 
effects of his trainin grow more intense every day. botched chemical enhancement protocol. not the brightest guys around, these amateur chemists. most of em don’t even got a GED, don’t know a dosage from a dressage. hot blood coursin through slabs a veiny muscle, he’s growin neurologically incapable of any feelin other’n violent rage.
locked deeper in the prison of his own instincts, fills the truck night after night with muffled screams bout needin to fuck and kill, kill and fuck, a vein the size of a python squeezin through his neck and temple. prolly die of a brain hemorrhage in his cage one a these if we don’t dope him down. don’t find a way to get down his tolerance to the formula
those gloves ever gonna come off? what for? you’re a beast, man. beastman. you even want outta those sweat sacks now? no more need for precise manipulation with those big meaty paws, bro.
all ya gotta do is bob and crush, bob and crush. throw punches and beat down the competition
go berserk, big dawg
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starheirxero · 4 days
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SUN CALLED A FUCKING HOME A PRONOUN. SUN. THAT IS A FUCKING NOUN YOU DUMBFUCK(affectionate)!!!!!!
- JUICE anon
I KNOWWW I'M LOSING MY MIND ABOUT IT SO HARD ABAJAGAJAGSA I am now seeing a potential Reason that Sun simply watches the kids rather than teaches them!!!
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greenflamedwriter · 10 months
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HP au
Since a03 is down HERES a little something :D Enjoy.
Harry Potter AU with Binghe/QIngqiu. Its Cang Qiong school [like hogwarts] with the four houses slytherin etc but the ministry of magic is Huan Hua. And Yue Qingyuan is the headmaster. So Shen Qingqiu [slytherin] bullies and abuses Luo Binghe the kid one year younger and then Binghe gets powerful and then takes his revenge by killing and tortuing his childhood bully.
So of course Shen Yuan dies and gets drop kicked into this HP fanfiction ):
Shen Yuan transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu the rival of Luo binghe inthe opposing house of slytherin to his Griffendor. He was doomed! after Binghe’s rise to power he tortures Shen Qingqiu in the worse way making him wish for death. Binghe's use of leglimency destroys Shen Qingqiu’s mind better and leaves him a husk thats only AFTER his limbs had been ripped off. well better than Shang Qingqiu, who ends up chocking himself to death from mobei juns curse.
Already they were in fifth year and after another year Luo binghe will fall into the abyss during the triwizard tournament, it wasn’t the school years that was the worst, it’s what came after at the ministry of Huan hua.
Luo Binghe would become the new chief warlock and minister and to do that needed a lot of votes so he ended up needing most of the seats of the ministry lords and ladies not only becoming powerful and destroying Shen Qingqiu’s reputation he became a powerful dark wizard. And there were so many loose threads of potential! but that hack writer was always inconsistent, creating plot holes and problems then ignoring it! Airplane should spend less time on Twitter and more focused on this mess of a magical fantasy world!
Poly juice potion! Easily made by third years and yet bypasses the ministry of magic when Luo Binghe and Liu Mingyan pretended to be important figure heads and -you guessed it- stole important and classified documents!
Thank god the bank was run by demons! At least their money was safe along with the cursed artefacts it was protected! If cultivators were in charge all of them would be bankrupt! 
And now here he was staring at the small white lotus before him. Luo Binghe was on his hands and knees bullied and humiliated in front of all of his peers. Shen Qingqiu cursed, it was too late he had been abusing Binghe his whole childhood if he acted nice now it would be ooc!
And Binghe’s eyes flashed with hatred as Ming Fan laughed mockingly, Shen Qingqiu grimaced although it looked like a sneer at Binghe but truthfully. Ming fan was in a world of hurt. This was when everything went downhill for Shen Qingqiu when he started getting his karma and Shen Yaun rotted for it. Now that he WAS the character he knew he had to avoid his fate.
“Enough, you’ve tortured the beast enough.” Shen Qingqiu walked away and of course Ming fan would follow now that left it up for one of Binghe’s ladies to find him. 
During his time trying to find a way to FIX this mess he ends up finding airplane who looks pretty bullied by Mobei-jun. Shen Qinqiu pressed him up against the wall of the boys toilets stalls. “You have to get me out of this! It’s your dumbfuck writing that landed me here!”
“Hey I’m in here too! My death is just awful!” Shen Qingqiu scowled then closed his eyes, “If you help me, I’ll keep you away from Mobei-jun and break that curse.” Shang Qinghua looked relieved and decided to tell Shen Qingqiu ‘everything’ about his draft and plot lines and where they were going to go. Turns out airplane had been in this world longer so he figured out early on it would go with his original script and not the one he settled on to pay the bills.
“Why are you avoiding a-Lou?” Ning Yingying asked and Shen qingqiu grimaced turns out he had his own bully qui jianlou who was also nicknamed a-Lou and it triggered Shen Qingqiu of his past.
Also, the reason Shen Qingqiu bullied Binghe was because he had a crush on Ning Yingying although Shen Yuan never saw the appeal and also trying to go after Binghe’s ladies is a no- no!
And he could see he was stressing binghe out not attacking him, the waiting and anticipation probably had his nerves on edge the poor thing.
His response was so crazy it might work hopefully Luo binghe may understand and be disgusted and want to avoid him maybe if Shen Qingqiu plays it up in the torture later on it might make Luo Binghe back off? Who knows it was worth a try.
“I like him.” Shen Qinqiu spoke “An infatuation that I misinterpreted as loathing sometimes you get the two confused.” Ning Yingying blinked “You know pulling pigtails? You tease or bully someone you like?”
She puffed her cheeks “that’s not very nice! And it’s not true you’ve never expressed any interest in a-Lou like that!”
“Well I would never treat someone I love like that but the thing was a-Ning I didn’t know! Now that I understand what those feelings are I’m ashamed, and I do know a lot about Binghe.” He spoke nose in the air. And Ning Yingying placed her hands on her hips eyes narrowed.
“What’s his favourite colour?”
“Red, he wears it in his wardrobe all the time and if not that then Black.” Because of his poor upbringing he couldn't experiment on colours and always settled on black, it was easy to clean as well.
She blinked not expecting that, then began to question Shen Qingqiu on everything he knew about Luo Binghe and he answered every single one. He was a binghe stan and read these books religiously and battled many a troll online he can recite Binghe’s introduction chapter by heart! 
And Ning Yingying watched how he grew more animated and passionate as he listed of each question he knew Binghe’s favourite food [the same one as his mothers meal that he cooked for her and she smiled and complimented him and it was plain congee, which he feeds his ladies with all the time and yet each one never appreciated it or cared to understand the signifigance] his best friends, his favourite subject his least favourite subject.
“It’s charms which makes sense since he’s-“ he cut himself and remembered Luo Binghe would probably see these memories in a pensive, he grimaced when he realised how uch he was geeking out.
Ning Yingying watched how Shen Qingqiu stood up straighter clearing his throat as if he wasn't just waxing poetry about Binghes hair. The thing is the wizarding world was sensitive to certain topics such as dark light and nuetral wizards. Dark wizards were ostricised and looked down on for being evil. And since Shen Qingqiu is from a dark family and an advocate for it is obviously the villain while Binghe is a prophosised chosen one. Luo Binghe had little romps through the castle stealing a pensive and using it. And if it came to light that Luo Binghe was a dark wizard well-
Oh it was a shock to him too airplane called it irony, that Shen Qingqiu the first son of a line of dark witches and wizards had a light core because it was revealed that he was a bastard and would soon be disowned for being a light wizard. Unable to continue that line meanwhile binghe the champion of the light was in fact a dark core wizard because of his father Tianglang-Jun jun who was currently in Azkaban.
 Charms was a light subject while defense or actual dark arts itself was obviously dark. Luo binghe was going against his core and if it goes on for too long may end up destroying it. Hence the abyss he learns that little secret and ends up becoming all powerful and over turning the Huan hua masters and overtaking Cang Qiong school and changing the subjects to be more aligned with the proper cores.
One person had almost destroyed their core by two opposing sides using the wrong magic that rebounded, Liu Qingge. Who was currently in a coma in the medical bay being looked after by their professors. He would’ve been moved the Qian Co peak to be monitored by mediwitches but Mu Qingfan moved into the school personally so to make it easier for school mates and Liu Mingyan to visit her brother since there was nothing they could do for him but wait for him to wake up.
Of course Shen Qingqiu must have murdered Liu qinnge in his sleep and airplane said; “Nope all me, to frame Shen Qingqiu as public enemy number one away from the obviously suspicious me. But this time I won’t do that so Liu Qingge will wake up and tell everyone it was ‘him’ that did a dodgy spell and not you!” 
Yes the reason that Shen Qingqiu wasn’t suspended after their duel was because they couldn't take the other side of the story innocent until proven guilty.
Blame Yue Qingyuan for that, the headmaster of Cang Qiong. Their was a weird relationship between him and Shen Qingqiu and airplane told him it’s better if he didn’t know he’ll tell him depending on if they live or not.
 Which wasn’t reassuring.
“Ming fan stop bullying the beast, it’s just depressing at this point. We’re fifth years it’s time to act our age.” Ming fans face fell “Of course Shen -shixiong.”
How he got followers is beyond him, his Ning Yingying is his friend was also puzzling.
And he could see Luo Binghe’s glower.  _________________________________________________________
“A little birdie told me you had a crush on me.” Shit.
Keeping his expression blank he calmly replied “Yes? What of it?”
“It seems unfair that I was faced with so much abuse over something so trivial, I deserve compensation.” 
Shen Qingqiu sneered “as if, this one can’t take back everything he’s done. So what do you want?”
“Well I was just wondering what if you were lying? Just to avoid all the consequence of bullying me?” Shen Qingqiu Definitely wilted in guilt. “I’m sorry.”
That seemed to shock Luo binghe at the apology but Shen qinqiu meant it. Luo binghe didn’t deserve any of that.
 Also how crappy is this situation? If binghe even believed it or returned his feelings that is borderline abusive and a dash of Stockholm syndrome if Shen qinqiu was reading this he would spit blood!
Although Luo binghe did have some questionable wives who were just as cruel then became his ladies to his lord so maybe binghe would be into it-
He kissed him, Shen Qingqiu made a startled noise at the back of his throat as binghe kissed him and- and- he was good at it! So binghe already had some ladies under his belt, good for him!
And Shen Qingqiu moaned, melting into a puddle like putty in Binghe’s hands, he was really good at this. Shen Qingqiu eyes slid shut deepening the kiss and following Binghe and chasing him when he pulled back until the kiss broke.
Oh he had to prove it. They had to pretend.
“D-don’t mess with my feelings if you don’t mean it.” Shen Qingqiu scowled, face flushed red and he was fighting to calm down and not feel so hot. “Likewise.”
So pretend dating. He could do this, when binghe took his hand as both slytherin and griffendors were paired he stiffened then scowled pulling at Binghe’s hand under the table. Binghe had his other hand in his cheek looking up at Shen Qingqiu, he hadn't had his growth spurt yet and Shen Qingqiu knew when Luo Binghe got bigger and towered over him Shen QIngqiu became more irritated and lashed out more in fear as well as envy.
 “Surely this looks worse, Qingqiu.” 
Huh? He looked at him oddly, how was it worse? He glanced at their shared hands then looked back up “Uh, how is it worse?” he still didn't understand, Binghe looked delighted and leaned close to whisper in his ear “hands under the table to do strange things,” Binghe’s hand moved to Shen Qingqiu’s thigh although they were still holding hands so Shen Qingqiu’s was taken along for the ride and it still didn’t make sense to him.
“Or this,” then Binghe moved their combined hands closer to the inside and Shen Qingqiu snatched his hand back his ears red “Shamless.” He hissed beneith his breath.
Binghe was mocking him but this was fine he could do this. Better than the alternative.
Unaware that binghe had learned. Leglimency early on practising with his ladies and more contact with someone the more he can use it without sharing eye contact and since Shen Yuan was new to the magical world didn’t know when someone’s mind brushed against his and had no defences and was an open book.
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As Luo Binghe is now suspicious of Shen Qingqiu he, with his invisibilty cloak takes Liu Mingyan and Ning Yingyin as they follow Shen Qingqiu as he disapears at odd hours. It's suspicious.
So, As they follow him and Shen Qingqiu is going through secret turns and loops in the castle that even they didn't know about startle to see him going towards the medical ward.
And see him approach Liu Qingge's bed.
Liu Mingyan almost exposed them so Luo Binghe grabbed her arm keeping her still.
Truthfully Liu Mingyan visits her brother all the time and swore to avenge him and expose Shen Qingqiu as a murderur. Yet each time she visits her brother always has fresh flowers, she assumed it was Mu Qingfan or some student who idolised her brother but truthfully he didn't have many friends.
So the three watch in stunned fascination as Shen Qingqiu disposed of the flowers Liu Mingyan almost snarled before freezing when Shen Qingqiu reached into a bag and pulled out a fresh batch of flowers to place beside the bed.
And his face, Shen Qingqiu looked miserable. Alone in the ward he had no need for pretense. And yet he scratched his neck as he gazed down at Liu QIngge.
"You need to wake up you know. And cut down on the beatuy sleep you're already too beautiful." He spoke reaching out and taking Liu Qingge hand. He looked awkward and irritated.
"I still not used to this- and don't laugh at me!" Shen Qingqiu growled out glaring at the sleeping man "Muggle's spoke about talking to comotase patients and that sometimes they can hear them." He rubbed his thumb against a pale calloused hand that barely responded.
Shen Qingqiu sighed closing his eyes "This is stupid."
But he kept talking, about his day, his spells how Liu Qingge should hurry up and wake up.
"They think I'm going to hex them every time I walk past and yet it was you or tried a spell that was not in lign with your core but no your Liu Qingge you don't listen to reason."
Shen Qingqiu waited and only watched the steady rise and fall of the others chest.
"The more you lay asleep on this bed like the useless shidi you are, the worse it'll be." Shen Qingqiu pressed his lips together looking more and more irritated.
"Liu Mingyans in danger." He spoke with a smirk on his face as he leaned closer, "If you don't wake up I'll hurt her. And it'll be your fault because you decided to lie in instead. I'll do it, it'll be so easy. And you will just let it happen."
And the strangest thing happened.
Liu Qingge's hand twitched.
The three watched stunned as Shen Qingqiu gaped then with new vigor leaned closer "I'm going to do it Liu Qingge, you'll wake up and find out your little sister is dead because of me. The scum villain." He spoke energetic "It'll be so easy, I'll just use polyjuice potion and pretend to be someone she knows someone familiar and lead her out to a secluded area I'll even use that persons wand."
His face truly looked monstrous, like a villain and yet it was all said to wake up Liu Qingge. Because he knew his brother would do anything for his sister.
The things he said was in contrast to his actions and instead of exposing or revealing any answers of Shen Qingqiu only raised more questions.
And Liu Mingyan watched as how Liu Qingge brow furrowed and how even Shen Qingqiu held his breath a genuine smile on his face waiting for Liu Qingge to wake up-
But nothing.
Shen Qingqiu slumped in disapointment. Still holding Liu Qingges hand in a vice like grip.
"Maybe you don't care about her, huh?" he tried one more time but nothing.
Shen Qingqiu scrubbed his face then flinched when he felt something behind him.
"You are doing well, Shen Qingqiu. Talking helps the both of you and this master knows Liu Qingge will wake up in his own time."
Shen Qingqiu looked away "But what if he doesn't? this- does it even work?" Shen Qingqiu asked ripping his hand away and looking up at Mu Qingfan.
The Medi-wizard sighed and looked down "Magic is...a delicate thing. And is very unpredictable the only thing we can do is observe and wait."
"Damn this Shidi of mine, casuing everyone grief...he responded a little at one point."
"Oh? What happened?"
Shen Qingqiu turned around leaning his arms over the chair and resting on it "I threatened his sister, I thought he was going to wake up."
The wizard nodded "Maybe that might wake him up, if Liu Qingge could hear and has some awarness it might give him the push to wake up. Liu Mingyan visits but she never speaks if she keeps consistent it might reinforce that something is wrong. It might wake Liu Qingge."
Shen Qingqiu nodded.
"There's only so many times I can threaten Liu Mingyans life..." Shen Qingqiu joked but still looked hopeless.
Luo Binghes hand clenched against the fabric as he gestured for the others to go.
missing the next interaction.
"You will end up like Liu Qingge if you continue on like this."
Shen Qingqiu looked away "This one has no clue on what you are reffering to Mr Mu."
"Liu Qingge has a nuetral core and tried a very powerful light spell. Thats what made him end up in this state. Your home studies and dark arts could land you in the same boat." Shen Qingqiu tensed "This student-"
"You are a light wizard, Shen Qingqiu. Not a dark or even nuetral. A pure light wizard and if you continue to do spells not alligned with your core then being bed ridden may not be the worse of it."
Shen Qingqiu sighed "This one would gladly but- it's impossible. My family are trying to salvage the dark arts- not all of it is evil!" Take a look at Luo Binghe! In his adventures he's always used his powers for good and to protect his wives!
"If it came out that their son is a light wizard- it doesn't matter if I'm related or not they'll spin it that any one can magically change their cores and alligment it'll reflect badly on the community."
Mu Qingfan sighed "I can't force you, but only in lessons but if you can help it never perform any dark art spells. And take this if you're going to damage your body." Shen Qingqiu blinked at the potion.
"Take that twice morning and night. it'll keep you stable." Shen Qingqiu blinked "I- thank you...and thank you for beliving me and letting me visit Liu-shidi."
Mu Qingfan shrugged "I'm a doctor I knew what happened from the lab results, but this one can't reveal the information as its client confidentialty and only Liu Qingge could reveal his core and story if he wants to."
Shen Qingqiu nodded in other words Mu Qingfan would love to put the rumours to rest that Shen Qingqiu was innocent. But with Yue Qingyuan being so biased and if Mu Qingfan showed no evidence then they would assume that Shen Qingqiu was manipulating them to get away with murder!
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In potion lessons, Shen Qingqiu sneers "Honestly? You have been a student this long?" He noticed Luo Binghe stiffen and moved towards the other moved bhind him as he leaned over Binghes shoulder and took his hands and guided them.
He began to cut the ingredients the right way and even the timing on when to place them in "Remember to crush these not to cut them-" He spoke then tsked in Luo Binghes ear as the other was stood frozen.
"You can cook- I fail to understand how you can be this incompetent at potions." Shen Qingqiu bemoaned, this was because of that stupid fake potions book wasn't it!?
As Shen Qingqiu moved to his own cualdron, he let his thoughts run wild and Binghe was listening to everyone of them.
Damn those brats, Binghe had great potential and they sabotaged him. oh look there he goes.
Luo Binghe listened to his guidance and started treating potions like he did cooking ignoring the book and listening to his instincts instead.
look, he's a natural! of course Binghe is the best and could excel at anything he chooses too but people are so jelaous they have to hold him back! Such a waste!
But there are times when Binghe pretends to be stupid! I can see you, y'know that white lotus act doesnt work on me, protagonist!
Shen Qingqiu sounded annoyed and was even taking it out on his potions. He was really passionate about Luo Binghes wasted potential.
He heard Shen Qingqiu sneer "Was it that hard to be competent?" He asked with a raised eyebrow as Luo Binghes potion passed with flying colours for once.
Of course he's competent, Binghe is amazing. If he wanted to could wipe the floor with anyone here including me! Shen Qingqiu thought looking at his cauldron and Binghe felt his ears flush red.
"Beast- why is your face red?" Shen QIngqiu spoke ah I hate calling him that! but he'll find it suspicious if I stop now- and I cant call him Binghe its too shameful! i don't deserve to call him that, after what I did.
"Are you allergic? Do we need to call Qingfan?" He asked his tone was devoid but Binghe could see the worry.
He's not sick is he- is Binghe even allergic to anything? Does he know? Maybe we can get him tested he was muggle-raised he wouldn't have HAD the wizard vaccines for dragon pox and kneazles shit!
Shen QIngqiu was starting to sound more panicked but Luo Binghe watched in slow motion as Shen Qingqiu placed a hand over his forehead "You're not running a fever..."
Luo Binghe took his hand "This one is fine- just..." Binghe looked away.
"Can you stop calling me that?"
"Hmm? Call you what?"
"Beast, I have a name."
He noticed the relief as the other found himself easily agreeing just as uncomfortable with the name as Binghe was and yet...it started to change. Binghe was almost seeing it as a term of endearment and never bothered to correct it.
But it obviously bothered him.
"Call me Binghe. We are together aren't we?" Binghe asked squeezing Shen Qingqiu hand before relaxing. Now it was Shen Qingqiu's turn to flush.
"I-you, shamless!" He ripped his hand away and went back to his cauldron grabbing his book...that was upset down and Shen Qingqiu eyes were laser focused on the writing.
But clearly not reading it.
I cant call him that- too informal! too close I don't deserve it! Shameful! Only his girlfriends call him that! and this- this isn't, he's just testing me because its pretend!
Ah, Luo Binghe leaned closer "Qingqiu." The other stiffened as he spoke in his ear "Your book is upside down." Shen Qingqius face exploded red.
Binghe was disapointed the first time he heard Shen Qingqiu call it pretend he thought it was another form of bullying. Until he heard his thoughts. Shen Qingqiu liked him and that was the truth, and honestly thought Binghe was playing with him.
But the best part was how even Shen Qingqiu thought if he liked guys, hypothetically and dated it would take him months maybe even years to get the courage to hold someones hand. His last girlfriend took ages to kiss and then weeks later they broke up.
Pretending made his Shizun a bit more forward, too thin face. But to not be caught in the 'lie' ended up inniciating a lot more. Luo Binghe sat back down, his palm on his cheek as he watched his flustered shixiong. Luo Binghe was observent and had noticed how other students older and younger would act towards people they liked.
And Binghe was slowly starting to accept the truth that Shen Qingqiu truly had no idea, misplaced loathing for loving. Luo Binghe scowled when he thought of the relationship he had with the headmaster, Shen Qingqiu was just as prissy and even yelled at the teacher in front of others. And yet he saw the two always going to the office or having tea together in the mornings.
Just what was their relationship?
He couldn't read Yue Qingyuans mind, for some reason his mind was very strong and not easy to gain access into, when his eyes locked onto Binghes he immiedtly backed off and never tried again.
Luo Binghe still hadn't forgiven Shen Qingqiu at first but then noticed the other actually stick up for Luo Binghe and even told his followers to back off. For the first time Luo Binghe was able to just...be at Cang Qiong and learn without worrying about someone trying to hurt him and the more time he spent with Shen Qingqiu the less he was bothered.
...it was nice.
He didn't want to forgive Shen Qingqiu but he could see he was trying, and even went out of his way to help Luo Binghe. He even secretly left the castle with Binghe to get him his wand.
Shen Qingqiu told him to shut up as he payed for it, as Luo Binghe could never afford his own wand and had to get it cheap or second hand, of course Shen Qingqius thoughts were crying for Binghe.
No wonder he was behind! Imagine the power he has with an actual wand that works for him!
Something tells Binghe that maybe the reason Shen Qingqiu was frustrated with him, was how weak and pitful he was as a kid but knew he was a strong and powerful wizard. Then once he realised WHY Binghe was doing so poorly went out of his way to fix it and the weirdest part?
Luo Binghe soaked up the praise and actually wanted to TRY and be better, he never cared for school before but now he actually tried.
When he showed his homework to Shen Qingqiu for pointers the other sniffed "Adequete."
Luo Binghe is amazing! Look how much he's improved even his penmenship has gotten better! Thats my Binghe the smartest student in this school!
Luo Binghe, may have became obsessed to the point of even neglecting his girlfriends. He never told Shen Qingqiu and his girls never minded either they were just happy to be a part of his life and didn't mind sharing.
And Ning Yingyin was his first with Liu Mingyan his second then Sha Hualing came after, and the thing was...they reminded him of Shen Qingqiu. His explosive temper could rival the demon saintess, the way he was cold and aloof and barely spoke like Liu Mingyan or when he genuinly cared and only wanted what was best for binghe he was smart Shen Qingqiu but at times came across as naive he had some strengths but understanding people? That was his weakness. Like Ning yingying.
And to think if it wasn't for her, Luo Binghe may have missed this.
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On another adventure to expose Shen Qingqiu, he found out he was having private lessons away from the school in a hidden underground classroom.
Probably indoctirating his followers, even though they were dating and Luo Binghe found himself liking Shen Qingqiu of all people he still didn't trust him.
Luo Binghe was the chosen one he was told that as soon as he entered the wizarding world but at what? He still didn't understand it or what people wanted from him and Shen Qingqiu was his enemy. Almost all the adults around them told them that.
Shen Qingqiu was scum, evil and cruel and Luo Binghe was their saviour.
So when he and Ning Yingying entered the room, both Shen Qingqiu and they were surprised. It was a classroom with Shen Qingqiu teaching spells on a chalkboard.
This couldn't be it...right?
"Ah can I help you?" He seemed flustered a little and Luo Binghe smiled. "Not at all, this one heard you were giving lessons, and both Ning Yingying and I were wondering if we could join your study group."
"Piss off, Griffen, go away." Ming Fan growled but Shen Qingqiu spoke "Theres no need, you can stay. Pull up a chair."
Ming fan do you have a death wish!? and Ning yingying is right there! How are you expected to gain her attention while being a dick to her best friend honestly? Well, I never choose him as a friend for his brains.
"Now, that we've learned about the dangers of polyjuice potion and the petrificus totalus-"
"Is it true that you can use that to...do something to someone?"
"Like sexual assualt? Possibly." "And obliviate could remove such a memory?" The girl asked petrified "Yes, hyopthetically- are you okay?" He asked noticing her pale "How would you know?"
"Check a medi-wizard. They are well equipped with such things." He spoke no nonsense.
Luo Binghe felt Ning Yingying squeeze his hand almost horrified.
Luo Binghe was too, not once had he even considered such a thing...and these were light spells?
"Now onto Cores." Shen Qingqiu waved his wand and three chalkboards appeared with the chalks moving simultainlously to create illustrations, others awed at the talent of such a feat. Even Luo Binghe was watching.
Shen Qingqiu caught his eye then flushed looking away luckily as he was done as some chalk faltered in his hold. This is nothing! Binghe can do that and more!
"Now," he pointed to the middle board that had a venn diagram of Dark, Nuetral, Light with nuetral overlapping with too.
"Every witch or wizard has a core. you are born with such core and cannot change it, thats a myth going directly against your core could damage your meridians."
A hand raised "Whats meridians?"
"Its your magical veins in your body, squibs are usually people born unlucky, most are witches or wizards who have lost their magic and thats what a squib is a mage who has lost their magic."
"Then why aren't we taught this?" "Power in ignorance I imagine. Now Nuetral users can use only basic light or dark magic. Same as how dark and light can use nuetral" he circled an area and Luo Binghe realised it was in layers, like a number system.
Dark being 5, 4 3. Nuetral being 4, 3, 2 and with Light being 3, 2, 1
"So there are spells that all cores share, a 3 type spell such as alohamora. Why is that?"
"It unlocks doors so...an action spell?"
"Yes, spells that have no gain nor energy, even levitation is a 3 spell. But what can you tell me about the patronus charm?" "That its difficult?"
"Exactly its a light charm against dark creatures such as dementors. Now why do you struggle with it?"
"Because we're dark witches." The others stared and realised thats why they've been failing most of their lessons. Shen Qingqiu nodded "Exactly, this school curriculumn in all of china by the laws is only allowed to study light magic only."
"But- it'll make us lose our magic!" One cried and Shen Qingqiu nodded "They won't see the harm. If dark magic dies out only light magic will remain. So much has been lost for these new laws such as the Parcel tongue ability. And parcel tongue was the last of witches talking to creatures there were others who could speak to all manor of animals not just snakes. And now such an ability is gone, others who can shapeshift, veelas who can charm and bewitch so much gone. Because of ignorance."
There it was, the dark magic properganda.
"But I don't struggle?" A hand rose and Shen Qingqiu smiled "Maybe it might be that you are not a dark wizard?"
"No I am! My family is I'm a dark wizard!"
"Its okay, its okay!" Shen Qingqiu panicked at the sight of tears and flipped a board "See- Wei Wuxian is a prime example of why we can't change our cores and his input is important!"
"Wei Wuxian? That traitor? He deviated to the light side!"
Shen Qingqiu shook his head "I have letters," he flicked his wand and a ton of paper appeared and floated towards each student in the class.
"Most stole his work and research or even censcored the tomes he created, he wanted to appeal but they said they wouldn't publish unless these corrections were made. Here is the passages and theories he wanted to write. Currently his husband is fighting the freedom of speech amendment at the Huan Hua palace."
"Who?" "Hanguang-Jun."
There was silence "But hes a LIGHT wizard!" Shen Qingqiu nodded full on beaming "He was seen as a pillar for the rightous and active fighter for the light side, others think he's been bewitched by Wei Wuxian but hes the only one fighting alongside other dark witches and wizards for the right of dark magic being explored."
"But Wei Wuxian says that resentment is pure dark and shouldn't be tampered with."
"Wei Wuxian is a nuetral Core."
He didn't think he could keep shocking them "What he meant was as a nuetral wizard who had already damaged his meridians with pure light magic couldn't contain the dark resentment of the dark and ended up overtaxing his core. He almost died if it wasn't for Lan Wangi, now he's a squib whose lost all magical ability." And to think airplane left this out, if he hadn't listened to the rat and sent out letters inquiring about cores with the great demonic cultivator he wouldn't have found all this out.
"Wei Wuxian was an advocate for the dark side as he was best friends with Lady Wen. A dark witch who speicilised in medicine she almost lost all of her research by light wizards if it wasn't for the Grandmaster of demonic cultivation. Both worked together and he decided to be a test subject to investigate further into core magic. Core's are private there is a law that you can't reveal your core to anyone unless you have explicit permission from that person. Even medical witch and wizards cant tell anyone that a client has damaged their cores thus keeping it more silent from the wizarding world."
A hand raised "How can we check our cores so we don't lose our magic?"
"Well, I have just the thing here." Shen Qingqiu began to put on gloves and went over to retrieve something a crystal ball.
"Now this, is a magic glass that clouds with smoke. Black, grey and white. If you touch it, it'll show you your core."
"Now there is a curtain here if you want to do it privately, or if others don't mind sharing can come up now as I prepare the curtain. Don't all touch it at once or it'll get confused. One at a time."
He moved away to fix the curtain as others stood up walking towards the ball.
"Mines nuetral...but my parents told me I was dark?"
"Even the dark familys will also want their children to be dark they will disown any who have otherwise. They know how the light wizards will spin it that the dark are forcing their children to learn dark arts against their core and may even take them away deeming them unfit." The boy looked horrified as did the others.
Ning Yingying shook her head "They wouldn't!"
"Seen Wei Wuxian? The prodijy? How fast was he cast out when he began demonic cultivation." Ming Fan spoke and she deflated. She placed her hand on the orb and it was pure white. Of course. Ming Fans was grey.
And others began most pitch black but a small few were grey.
"Qingue-shixiong? What spells are grey and what spells are dangerous?"
Shen Qingqiu paused the curtain set up "I-I don't really know, no one has documented them. I could only guess so far."
"Then...then why don't we do it? You have a researcher who can help as well!"
"i don't know- we are not doing wei wuxian is doing we cant damage our bodies for this."
"It's going to happen anyway, in lessons we'll write down which magic was hard to do and which was easier and if anything hurts."
Shen Qingqiu pinched the bridge of his nose "I'll inform Mu Qingfan. Better to have a mediwizard on hand."
Once they were done and all students left Luo Binghe stayed behind.
Shen Qingqiu was avoiding his eyes, "Luo Binghe, can I help you?"
"To think this was where you were sneaking off too..." He raised his wand and Shen Qingqiu stiffened "Binghe?"
Why's he pointing it at me? Is he going to hurt me- why I didn't do anything I thought we were friends-
"Petrificus totallus."
Shen Qingqiu seized and fell backwards unable to even cry out but Luo Binghe caught him before his head could crack against the stone floor like an egg.
"There is something I want to try."
Shen Qingqius eyes followed him, his heartbeat thumping in his ears.
Luo Binghe picked up the glass and paused as it turned Pitch black and hummed "Thats peculiar."
Shen Qingqius eyes widened he wasn't-
no- no he can't find out! its too early! If this secret came out his life would be ruined!
"here, can you hold this," he placed the ball on the ground and raised Shen Qingqius hand, the other kept staring at Binghe Please- please don't-
His hand touched glass and a bright light filled the room.
Shen Qingqiu shut his eyes, and the spell released as he was unfrozen and snatched his hand away and scrambled back.
Luo Binghe was blinded covering his eyes as he looked up and Shen Qingqiu punched him in the face.
"Fuck you, and to think your nothing more than a beast!" He hadn't meant to say that but he was angry even shattered the glass ball of course he directed the glass away from Binghe. He hated him right now but he didn't want him hurt!
He stomped away missing the dazed look on Binghes face as a cupped his cheek.
Luo Binghe may have realised he went too far. But Shen Qingqiu...was a very powerful light wizard...
Shen Qingqiu gets a howler acts calm and collected but then ends up crying in the bathroom.
 Binghe finds him, comforts him but finds himself liking Shen Qingqiu when he’s crying a deep part still hurt by him finding sick delight from all the times Shen Wingqiu bullied him.
 It was poetic karma.
 But Shen Qingqiu didn’t care about his family, he looked at Binghe perplexed and admitted it wasn’t his family- he’s effectively homeless. Someone of high standing having to live off the streets and he only had a few months left of school.
 “I don’t know what the do,” he admitted “I already have a summer job at Knockturn, so at least I have some income and hopefully it’d be enough. Sure I wanted to move out-  but I thought I had time to prepare at least.”
And even so what if that money wasn’t enough?
 He doubted it. He can’t afford a place to stay and eat and the same time not to mention he’d be buying his own school robes or he’d have to rewear these and hope the school doesn’t accidentally change their uniform.
He remembered so many parents buying those stupid pointy hats for first year and they ended up getting rid of them after, how annoying.
 He’d have to do what Luo Binghe did, maybe…
 Shen Qingqiu wiped his eyes with his wrist, and realised the position he was in.
 And Luo Binghe was holding him, and looked up at Shen Qingqiu with a series look on his face.
 “Live with me.”
Shen Qingqiu’s mouth fell open- what!?
 “What but that’s-“
If anyone was going to live with Luo Binghe it’d be one of his girlfriends! They might kill him to find out he was living so close to the modern Adonis!
 Luo Binghe chuckled suddenly looking amused.
 “Please, this Binghe lives alone, and it would help if someone helped share the rent.”
 Shen Qingqiu felt awful, here he was feeling sorry for himself and Luo Binghe was struggling at home.
 From what Shang Qinghua told him, it was the last place Binghe had fond memories of his mother, the only thing he had left was his fake jade pendent, as he had to pawn of her belongings for his school clothes.
Shen Qingqiu’s eyes glanced down feeling something break at Luo Binghe’s threadbare clothes, and how he only asked for food from his girlfriends and they barely noticed anything was wrong, always asking Binghe to buy them gifts. Because it was the boys that had to gift the girls even when they were flat out broke.
 Shen Qingqiu looked away.
“Can I live with you? It wouldn’t be- I would t be imposing?”
“Not at all, Qingqiu.” Luo Binghe spoke cuddling Shen Qingqiu closer, hiding his pleased grin into the crook of his shoulder.
 “This Binghe would be delighted to host you.”
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The next year was the tournament, but Shen Qingqiu found himself forgetting about it when he lived with Binghe.
 He ended up taking additional shifts and was exhausted when he returned home.
 Working retail was no joke! 
Lifting heavy boxes when he was t used to that labour was a nightmare!
But worth it for his pay check, he split the bill but ended up paying more than Binghe.
 He was saving up, even when he came home ate food and collapsed in bed, exhausted it didn’t matter!
 Luo Binghe deserved nice things!
 He felt bad though for leaving Binghe with the cooking and cleaning even when Binghe was struggling with his own shifts, so Shen Qingqiu split the rent from a 50/50 ratio and payed more he told Binghe it was the least he could do when the other told him it wasn’t fair.
But to Shen Qingqiu it was, he was pants at doing laundry, although he did try to do the dishes in the morning. He was a good roommate after all. But with the additional laundry and cooking from Binghe it didn’t make sense and so Shen Qingqiu payed more for Binghe’s labour and for the food detergent the extra person needed.
“Take it as extra payment for the food and laundry detergent.” He said.
 A shame they were underage and could t use magic! Ugh!
 Even so- Other than paying rent, Shen Qingqiu wanted to get Binghe a present his birthday was during Christmas and both decided to stay at Cang Qiong over the holidays. So he needed to buy his presents in the summer [before he forgot] and as well as buy Binghe his uniform. Shen Qingqiu’s was still good from the previous year, since his parents bought expensive clothes that tended to last.
 But Binghe on the other hand? It was his sixth year! He had to have good clothes!
 And school supplies! His bag was falling apart and his cauldron wasn’t going to last long now that Binghe was using it more often when he found out he wasn’t as useless at potions as he thought!
Of course while Luo Binghe felt as if he was doing more work, he couldn’t help but find it nice as he had someone else to help lighten the load.
He was exhausted when he came home from working at Potions and pots, now that he could understand it better he was helping the shop owner get more potions out for his clients quicker.
 And when he remembered he had to dry and iron their clothes he felt more tired.
So his surprise to see the basket empty, and saw them all put away instead.
 He came to the living room to see Shen Qingqiu asleep, mouth open with drool down his chin with an open book in his lap.
 Luo Binghe’s chest tightened at the sight. How adorable.
 He moved closer silently and glanced down at the book, and saw it was about demonic beasts and flora.
Huh studying even when school was out. That reminded Luo Bknghe he had homework. But he was finally have a day off to do it, now with the extra help. 
 And to hear his thoughts of buying Binghe’s school uniform as a surprise.
 Maybe because he wouldn’t be caught dead standing with Binghe unless he was dressed the part, but even so-
 Luo Binghe felt touched, not even his girlfriends had been this thoughtful, always demanding presents instead and completely blind to his problems.
Although Luo Binghe was proud and didn’t advertise that he was struggling in a sea of students who looked worse of not for lack of money, but by playing too rough and destroyed their uniform and parents refused to pay for it.
To anyone who didn’t know him, they’d assumed that Luo Binghe was just a bad kid always messing around.
 Not realising he took extra care of the only items he had, one rip and his week was ruined.
 And Shen Qingqiu was saving up to buy him things. He didn’t have to work those extra shifts, or exhaust himself. He did it to surprise Binghe, and to get him his Christmas present.
 Binghe of course was working extra to hopefully bribe his mentor at the Potions and Pots shop for his limited edition Demonology book.
 The man was working with potions and barely opened it! It was gathering dust!
 And when Binghe showed how serious he was the man promised to give it to him if he worked extra shifts.
 Just a few more and it was his.
 He couldn’t wait for the look on his…on Shen Qingqiu’s face.
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When they returned to school after summer holidays, Binghe confessed to Shen Qingqiu that he still had to work at the local town outside Cang Qiong [name of the town with the skinner] 
 And told Shen Qingqiu that he worked on weekends when most students had their day off, to send the money back to their flat. Even if they weren’t living in it, he still had to pay the monthly fee.
 Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widened. How long was Binghe working!? Oh no wonder he never did homework!
 “Is their any vacancies?”
“Hmm? Why?”
“I’ll work there too- I’ll check if any of the local shops have openings.”
“Qingqiu- it’s fine! This Binghe is used to it.”
“You need a break! All you’ve done is work.” Shen Qingqiu wouldn’t allow it, Binghe’s grades would suffer more this year if he worked himself with no breaks! Hell Shen Qingqiu was looking at his school days as a vacation! 
 They also had to work in the winter as well now that he thought about it.
 “Okay, if this one worked we both get one weekday off,” 
“Shen Qingqiu it’s fine- it’s my house-“
“But I’m living in it. It’s unfair for Luo Binghe to do all the work.”  
Ah and he was looking forward to his vacation-
“Mister Shen? A word.” Yue Qingyuan appeared out of nowhere.
 And Shen Qingqiu glanced his way “Yes, Head Principal Yue?”
 God he nearly died! Don’t scare him like that!
 “If you’ll follow me.”
Shen Qingqiu blinked then glanced back at Binghe, he noticed all of his girlfriends at the table watching them, then felt awful that he was hogging Binghe all to himself!
 Shen Qingqiu patted his arm “This Qingqiu may be awhile- your girlfriends are waiting for you.”
 Luo Binghe’s face spasmed and Shen Qinqiu wondered what was wrong- until he remembered they were pretend dating at school he wondered if Binghe forgot after all he dropped the charade when they lived together and didn’t touch him as much. Not needing to play it up for others.
“I bet your sick of my face Aha- go say hi to Ning Yingying for me.” He smiled and walked off with the principal before Binghe could say anything.
 Luo Binghe scowled as he walked towards the table with his girlfriends.
 Sha Hualing was sitting in Liu Mingyans lap, Hmm it appears they no longer want his company.
Luo Bknghe found himself relieved by that and of course he slumped into the chair as he leaned his head on Ning Yingyings shoulder, and sighed miserably.
“That bad?” She asked and he hummed, “it sas awful. Both of us had work so I barely had a chance to even-“ 
It was so domestic and wonderful, but they barely had time to sit and talk- and since Shen Qingqiu was always asleep he couldn’t get a read on his thoughts.
 “He still thinks it’s pretend?”
“Hmm-Hmm.”
“You should tell him.”
Luo Binghe blinked wondering why Ning Yingying gave him a hard look “Because it’s not pretend anymore, for both of you.”
Luo Binghe’s gaze narrowed, as he tried to grasp her mind and found the shields up.
 He could rip past them but didn’t to stay polite.
 “You’ve met someone else?”
“Don’t be mad.”
“Why would I be?”
“…it’s Ming Fan.”
“…”
He was judging her hard, “I know he bullied you but he promised he would apologise-“
“That’s not it- Ming Fan!?” He asked sceptical, and Ning Yingying nodded and he turned and almost missed him.
Ming Fan had a glow up.
 He wasn’t as handsome as Shen Qingqiu or himself but defiently upgraded from ‘passable’ to good looking.
 And he watched how even Shen Qingqiu who entered the hall did a double glance and even called his name in shock-
And that work preened under the attention.
Luo Binghe wanted him dead, was Shen Qingqiubeasily swayed?
“It’s hard to grasp his type.” Ning Yingying spoke looking as perplexed as him.
 “First Shang Qinghua, but with you we figured he liked smart handsome men, but it appears even Ming Fan draws his eye.”
So average pathetic people?
Was Binghe too handsome? Was that why Shen Qingqiu thought it was pretend? He assumed it was a joke?
As Shen Qingqiu, he nodded looking proud.
 Ah, he thought just as it should be, Binghe with his future wives they all look good together. I hope I’m invited to the wedding although being best man at Binghe’s wedding may be a dream come true he might ask someone else.
Binghe might ask someone else, because he would be in place of husband, not best man.
Binghe paused as he had that thought.
Marriage? That was a little quick although maybe living together made him feel strange.
“What did he want?”
“Hmm?”
Shen Qingqiu glanced at him while spreading butter on his toast.
 Luo Binghe wished he cooked his school meals for him.
Shen Qingqiu would always enjoy his food, face closed in bliss. Alas he didn’t want others to see Shen Qingqiu looking so spoiled.
 “Oh, we’ll um. Yue Qingyuan was aware of my living situation.” Shen Qingqiu but his lip as he tried to cut his bread into an even triangle.
 But Binghe felt himself grow cold, Shen Qingqiu was leaving him?
 That stupid principal- he saw how he looked at Shen Qingqiu their strange dynamic and rumours circulating that Shen Qingqiu was brutal to the people he liked and the way he was treating Yue Qingyuan meant he was practically fucking him!
 No- no he can’t leave!
“He decided to help me out,” Shen Qingqiu spoke taking a breath “Apparently as the whole world found out about my controversial core, my family kicked me out. Well since I’m a light core it gained a lot of sympathy,” Shen Qingqiu sneered, probably hating to be pitied or looked down upon.
 Of course since I’m the perfect victim the wizarding world would bend over backwards to help but people like Binghe? Or Wei Wuxian? Anyone whose not a light core gets shafted- 
“I’ve been proposed some offers, but since I’m still in school they promised to wait, Yue Qingyuan told me I could start my exams now and graduate early.”
Luo Binghe’s eyes widened “What?”
Shen Qingqiu sat up, eyes alight with excitement “Ues and their high paying jobs too- I showed some interest in working with Hanguang-Jun but he’s a top seater, even though I’m exiled I still have a seat and they want me to fill it now that I’m a light core they think my vote would result in Light magic as the main curriculum and make dark magic illegal.”
Sha Hualing gaped “That’s illegal and what about demons? All our magic is dark!”
“That’s why I need to work for Hanguang-Jun. The quicker I study and apprintence and show my aptitude I may become his secretary.”
“Why him specifically?”
“He’s the only series seat member at Huan Hua, the others who are sympathetic to the cause either have a disreputable past or would be seen as biased.”
“Why? Aren’t we doing okay? Do you want to leave that badly?”
Shen Qingqiu blinked only just remembering Binghe and it hurt more.
“What? No! This is to pay you back! I’ll be earning three times what we’re got now and you can graduate without having to worry about anything.”
Luo Binghe clenched his fists, it felt unfair.
 “I don’t want to be in your debt, and I didn’t offer, to make you indebted to me.”
I didn’t think that, Binghe has suffered so much I just want to help him and make easier for him he deserves a break.
“Please, Binghe. I’m not doing this because I feel obligated to, I just want to, your education shouldn’t suffer anymore.”
“So is that all its for? My education?”
What was Shen Qingqiu pampering Luo Binghe like he was some pedigree dog? Was he going to get some payoff after make sure Binghe was well educated.
Shen Qingqiu frowned, “Binghe,” he sounded lost, unsure why Luo Binghe was upset.
 “Didn’t you…want to be chief warlock?”
Luo Binghe looked perplexed, “Why would I want that? I have enough on my plate being the chosen one. What’s the point in laying roots if I get cut down one day.”
Shen Qingqiu flinched, “I thought,” 
If Binghe didn’t want to be chief warlock- was it just spite? Revenge? 
 Surely that can’t be the only reason. He’d want to change things, make it where people like him in the wizarding world would live better.
Or at least that’s what Shen Qingqiu believed.
 “I don’t believe in wasting my time in things that don’t suit my end goal, and being Chief warlock isn’t my future, and if you don’t understand that then you never knew me at all.”
Oh that hurt.
Sha Hualing cackled “Owch, breaking up on the first day?”
Shen Qingqiu blinked at her, forgetting she was there and Sha Hualing bristled at the look.
Oh, I completely forgot about that.
And Luo Binghe’s face still looked cold so Shen Qingqiu nodded “Ah, of course, Luo Binghe.”
He nodded then stood up to leave, his breakfast lay there untouched.
Luo Binghe stiffened, almost calling out- no Sha Hualing was saying crap, 
“Leave him alone.”
Ning Yingying spoke and he scowled but saw her face as she shook her head,
“Remember when he got that howler? How he looked indifferent? But you found him in the bathroom crying?”
Luo Binghe nodded and Ning Yingying glanced at Shen Qingqiubas he turned the corner and disappeared.
 “He looks the exact same now as he did then-“
Binghe wasted no time dumping Ning Yingying off his lap as he ran to chase Shen Yuan.
“Ning Yingying!” Ming fan cried as he helped her back up.
A/N: 
 Ming Fan Neville longbottomed us lmao.
Luo Binghe finds Shen Qingqiu and explains his reaction and that Shen Qingqiu had a lot of assumptions and expectations and Luo Binghe felt as if he wasn’t meeting them.
And Shen Qingqiu apologised stating that he never meant for binghe to feel like that and asked what his plans were if chief warlock wasn’t in the cards.
Binghe wanted to open a restaurant. And Shen Qingqiu melted and told him how wonderful that was.
Yue Qingyuan looks into Binghe’s accommodations and learns that the ministry was paying for Binghe’s house. So why was Shen Qingqiu and binghe working?
He calls binghe in. And binghe assumes he’s in trouble since he and Yue Qingyuan don’t get along well. And finds that Yue Qingyuan asks him his housing issues then gets it sorted because of that Luo Binghe is then compensated over a grande worth of money. He finally feels as of everything is looking up! Even Shen Qingqiu can’t believe the good news then blows up about that two big realtor that was taking money from the ministry AND binghe and was even blackmailing binghe would lose his home if he missed a payment.
“Once I’m in Hua Huan ministry I’ll hunt that rat down and make him wish for death, I’ll ruin him. Drive his buisness into the ground, make it impossible to find work, and give him a taste of what you went through- Binghe?”
Binghe was in love.
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After the ‘exposing’ his core Luo Binghe was threatened expulsion. And Shen Qingqiu came to his defence.
Shen Qingqiu forgave Luo Binghe. He was still mad but didn’t think Binghe deserved to lose his right to his education over a mistake.
But Yue Qingyuan did not.
 “This is serious, Luo Binghe you are dismissed.”
As Shen Qingqiu was left alone, he felt awkward he and Yue Qingyuan had a history and he knew what that history was even so.
 “Luo Binghe paralysed you and exposed your core. That is a violation of basic wizarding rights, akin to rape. And yet you defend him? Why?”
 “Binghe would’ t do that-“ Shen Qingqiu spoke.
Yue Qingyuans eyes flickered but then returned to Shen Qingqiu as he continued.
“I bullied him, hurt him, and all of a sudden act like I’m in love with him. He was bound to snap, he thought I was pranking him and probably wanted to catch me in the act. He was just trying to protect himself anybody would be wary in their school bully changed and acted out of character.”
Yue Qingyuan looked at him in pity, “You think you deserve it. You think your getting your karma and think that makes it okay for others to hurt you. But Shen Qingqiu with that type of thinking, when do those types of people stop? What happens when you know longer can tell whose the bully and whose the victim? You may have hurt him, but Luo Binghe is old enough to understand his own actions and is aware enough that he is responsible for those actions no matter the reason.”
“Please don’t expel him, he’s good- he’s a really good kid.”
 Yue Qingyuan sighed, “You used to have better judgement than that, but for you Shen Qingqiu the boy won’t be expelled.” Shen Qingqiu relaxed.
“Instead I’ll personally see to his detention myself.”
“Thank you, Headmaster Yue- should I get him?”
“No need. He’s probably went to class you should return yourself.”
Once Shen Qingqiu was gone Yue Qingyuans warm gaze dropped turning cold.
He flicked his wand and the invisibility cloak was ripped from Luo Binghe who was trapped, his face red from anger.
 “To think Shen Qingqiu was defending you and you have the nerve to spit on that kindness.”
How!?
How did that old man know he was here!?
Yue Qingyuan would never reveal that he could sense when someone was trying to read his mind. And Luo Binghe was stunned, he barely saw the sect leader move!
He was strong. Really strong.
As Yue Qingyuan approached, Luo Binghe didn’t feel afraid just humiliated and annoyed.
“Shen Qingqiu may have flaws, but to spit upon his kindness is too far.” 
Yue Qingyuan reached out…and cupped Luo Binghe’s face.
Luo Bonghe felt his head tilted up, feeling his heartbeat quicken- what was he doing?
Yue Qingyuan dazed at him, cold and dismissive. Luo Binghe could feel sweat heading down his neck as he couldn’t move.
 “He felt like this. Trapped unable to move while another could do whatever he pleased.”
 Yue Qingyuans hand lowered and Luo Binghe’s throat bobbed. Yue Qingyuan was powerful, and Luo Binghe was arragont.
 He never understood the vastness of their power until now- he still couldn’t move.
“Shen Qingqiu was powerless, as you did whatever you liked…”
Yue Qingyuan was going to-
His hand squeezed his throat, not enough to hurt but to cut of oxygen, and Luo Binghe breath falterered feeling his heartbeat quicken as Yue Qingyuan gazed at him with indifference.
 “Do you understand now, Mr Luo? Or should I give more demonstrations.”
Uh- more demonstrations.
 Yue Qingyuan may have officially jump started Luo Binghe’s sexual awakening.
 “You can do whatever you like?”
And Yue Qingyuans lip pulled into a sneer, “Mr Luo, Shen Qingqiu may think you hung the stars and the moon but from what I see, is nothing but a self absorbed brat. I can’t find anything to be impressed with.”
 “You should see my dick, then you’d be impressed.”
Yue Qingyuan probably thought he was joking, but the man only tightened his grip, and Luo Binghe was powerless against it feeling a thrill as Yue Qingyuan leaned closer.
 “I prefer someone with more experience than a fumbling teenager who can’t tell when someone is saying no.”
Yue Qingyuan let go and Luo Binghe could finally move and breath while he panted.
 “You’ll be having detention with me. And Binghe, if you don't persuade me that what Shen Qingqiu see’s in you is true, then I will make life very difficult for you.”
Luo Binghe understood the threat. Yue Qingyuan could’ve been the youngest chief warlock by his prowess alone but decided to be a principal and said that it’s be better that someone who was older like the Palace Master should be chief warlock instead. 
 Even so, Luo Binghe shifted grabbing his cloak and sulked out the office.
He already slept with his girlfriends and learned all he could know, but when it came to men he was ignorant.
 He bet that if he played it right Yue Qingyuan would scratch that itch when Shen Qingqiu was being obviously obtuse with his teasing.
“I want to learn how to please men and you should teach me.”
Yue Qingyuan raised an eyebrow, then tensed when Luo Binghe grew bold moving forward groping the principal.
Yue Qingyuans face grew thunderous, “Luo Binghe-“
The boy grew coquettish as he purred “It’s fine isn’t it, this Binghe knows you have fantasies about your precious Shen Qingqiu but you don’t want to ruin your relationship with him pretend I’m Shen Qingqiu take out your frustration-“
 “One more word and I’ll stick it shut.” Yue Qingyuan warned feeling more irritated as Luo Binghe pressed closer, “Hmm, I just want to be more informed on how men have sex I want to be prepared if Shen Qingqiu and I take that next step. I don’t want to hurt him.”
Yue Qingyuan pushed him back turning around to ignore him until-
“Or I could contact the ministry about that full body bind you pulled. All it would take is them seeing a student in that position with the head principal of Cang Qiong and you’d be ruined.”
He was blackmailing him.
Yue Qingyuan glared and Luo Binghe beamed. Jackpot.
…nope he regretted it.
 Yue Qingyuan covered his bases. He actually treat it as a lesson. Making a rebound spell so binghe couldn’t get within a foot of him and actually gave binghe sex education. With the boring diagrams and vague descriptions on sex like it was theory.
 Luo Binghe was so bored and yet it was educational. 
 Even so he decided to back off from teasing Yue Qingyuan because the lesson itself was punishment enough. 
Yue Wingyuan was worried about Luo Bonghe and even though he did not want to touch that stick with a ten foot pole he decided to broach the subject.
“Mr Luo.” 
“Hmm?”
Binghe was copying down lines, about how he will never do something without that persons explicit permission.
And Yue Qingyuan wondered if maybe- 
“We’re you ever…assaulted as a child?” Well assault was a strong word, here Binghe paused as he looked up.
“Huh?”
“Did an adult touch you inappropriately when you were young? Was your boundaries constantly crossed so now you don’t understand what a boundary is?”
Luo Binghe blinked, and almost felt offended.
“No! No one has- why would you think that?”
Yue Qingyuan raised an eyebrow “Well given that you’re making me worried about making a student pregnant with your escapades, or possibly in danger of an std your are more sexually active for a student your age.”
Luo Binghe eyes narrowed “That’s normal.”
“What isn’t normal is to pursue a teacher who is eight years your senior.”
Wow only eight. Luo Binghe thought he was older.
 “To not understand the basic principles of consent.”
 Luo Binghe placed his pen or paper down.
“What? Want to know my history?” Luo Binghe leered and Yue Qingyuan only gazed at him cooly, unaware that it was really doing something for him.
 “No. I’ll just inform Mu Qingfan and set you up to a mediwitch.”
“You want to send me to a shrink?”
Luo Binghe spoke flabbergasted, and Yue Qingyuan nodded “Yes.”
Luo Binghe thought it wouldn’t help but then it turns out the more he talked, the more he was told that his lack of power and control when he was bullied made him react. Having sex and finding out he was good at it gave him confidence not to mention his first time wasn’t really consensual.
Luo Binghe didn’t understand he was raped by a women and thought that was impossible as all men liked it? The mediwitch only gave him a pity look. And told Binghe he was becoming the bully, he had this dynamic where Shen Qingqiu was now the victim. And flipped their dynamic. When it comes to acedemics Shen Qingqiu bullied him, looked down on him and now seeing Shen Qingqiu looking flustered and unsure gave Binghe the confidence and wielded his sexual knowledge as a weapon. And looked down on Shen Qingqiu.
“This isn’t healthy.”
 Luo Binghe pressed his lips together.
 He didn’t understand it before but now…
“The only good thing about your relationship with Shen Qingqiu, is that he respects your boundaries, he only lets you control how far you’ll go.”
“That’s because he’s scared to.”
“Maybe he’s happy just being friends? But he doesn’t discourage any type of act of intamicy. He lets you decide how far you want to go and with that your in control. But that is a lot of trust he is placing in your hands and that’s when you need to start thinking of his needs and when you need to stop.”
 Luo Bonghe blinked, after all…he had already read Shen Qingqiu’s mind, he wasn’t a threat anymore. Playing these mind games was just cruel at this point.
 “You think about that, I’ll see you at your next session.”
When he came back to Yue Qingyuans detention he was more subdued, and less flirty. Yue Qingyuan was almost getting used to it. “What is it?”
“What I did to Shen Qingqiu others can do. Isn’t there a system to stop students from taking advantage of one another? A rebound on wands to the caster gets hit with the spell instead of a victim?”
Yue Qingyuan nodded, “Yes, I have been working on such an array to stop students from hexing and jinxing the others as well as other types of malicious spell casting. I figured what if I only make it where you can only cast spells in a classroom? But that creates a resentment and all students need to do is wait until they graduate before attacking others because they were curious on what would happen if they did.”
“But a rebound to make them experience the spell will make them think twice, it’ll put them in their victims shoes.”
“Maybe an alert so the security would be able to apprehend both parties so no one gets hurt.”
 And Luo Binghe and Yue Qingyuan worked on an array together for their detention.
This ends up saving Shen Qingqiu’s life from a vindictive Qiu Haitang. And Shen Qingqiu feels frustrated when she was ejected from their friend group and yet Shen Qingqiu felt as if he was just filling in for Qui Haitang.
 Shen Qingqiu scowled, even with Luo Binghe’s hand wrapped around his waist but his attention was on Ning Yingying, and Shen Qingqiu felt something sink in the pit of his stomach and felt heavier.
 It wasn’t going to last, he glanced at Luo Binghe who smiled at him, he smiled back.
Soon it’d be me being banished from this group, after all it’s only pretend. After Luo Binghe is satisfied he’ll forget all about me, so what does it matter?
Luo Binghe’s smile faded.
“Hmm? Binghe? Are you all right?” Luo Binghe’s grip on his waist tightened, “Qingqiu, you know I like you right?”
“Yes and I like Binghe.” Obviously.
“And I like Binghe,” Sha Hualing spoke as did Ning Yingying and Liu Mingyan which wasn’t helping his case.
 Luo Binghe opened his mouth then shut it. Shen Qingqiu didn’t care that Luo Binghe exposed his core, which lead to Qui Haitang finding out and blaming to Shen Qingqiu’s parents. He forgave him because he thought it was payback. That it was justified to a bully from a victim.
But from a lover?
Luo Binghe realised that Shen Qingqiu never saw their relationship as official or real only pretend. Because Luo Binghe didn’t treat it as such, he was callous in his feelings and Yue Qingyuan was right, a child acting petty and was awful. 
 Luo Binghe betrayed his trust, Shen Qingqiu wasn’t forgiving but he had pursuade himself that the relationship was pretend to spare his own feelings.
 If Shen Qingqiu didn’t have that thought to call back on, Luo Binghe would have hurt him beyond anything he could fix.
As he went to Yue Qingyuan that night, he felt ashamed of himself. And found his mothers words coming back to him hauntingly.
Remember to be kind.
 She would be disgusted with Binghe.
Yue Qingyuan glanced up, seeing Luo Binghe diligently doing his notes without lip.
…something was wrong.
So Binghe asked if there was a way to rebound the worst curses such as the full body bind or even stupify.
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Honestly hate the way “that’s not an excuse” poisons a lot of stuff cause like. Often, no one said it was! Sometimes people just want to explain their thought process or mental state when they made a crappy choice, that doesn’t mean they’re excusing it!
Someone can give a clear reason for why they did something bad with the thesis still being “and it was wrong to do that”. They shouldn’t have to be made to feel like they’re a bad person or that their apology is illegitimate just because they wanted to explain their side of the story, even if they’re still in the wrong.
ikr?? have you ever been in a situation where it was physically not possible for you to have not done something? I mean like, you're actually totally not to blame, you had a hand spasm and dropped something, you slipped on a wet floor, etc? and so you say "sorry, sometimes I get hand spasms" or "sorry, I slipped" and someone refuses the apology, says that's not an excuse, and you obviously respond "well fuck you too then, cunt" and move on with your day?
I honestly wish we could respond to this over-moralising of what complete strangers meant by explaining their actions the same.
like yes, nobody was excusing it, yes, it's not a blah blah blah, I'm frankly sick of this script. it's not enough for these people, they're actually the lady who is about to make a public scene because my disability mildly inconvenienced her, only instead of me knocking her with a trolley it's some stranger on the internet who is slightly untidy. because make no mistake, one thing that inspired that post was people saying this shit about untidiness in adhd that isn't even "hurting anyone else" in the fucking first place, but dumbfucks are still hellbent on inserting themselves because they have adhd and they "know how to not be a slob" like buddy fuck you too then.
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normystical · 5 months
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not a huge discovery, but. small detail i noticed when tryna figure out lore stuff.
(spoilers?)
these three time juices have the same exact formula for name.
XJ-[four digit number].
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if you can't tell, the one with Sike is on the side of the machinery thingie. not said out loud.
judging by context... the type in modern use, like, t-prime era, is XJ-4644.
assuming the alternate timeline doesn't have much to do with the number, it was.. reformulated? 4 times along 20~25 years.
due to time shenanigans, i'm not all too shocked that Minecraft dumbfuck oppressive but oddly pro-LGBTQ+ tyrant Chaosbuster is a few hundred into the relative future.
but uhh yeah idk what's obvious and what isn't. i noticed more connection to the God of Fissures. like the cave.. and those dreams with the cave in 'em.. but i could be dumb, far behind everyone else lol. just wondering if there's symbolism.. the flower falling, the eye.. :P shrug emote.
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kryptic-krab · 2 years
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how are u gonna post this, write #misandry, and be like terfs kill urself like. this is terf juice you dumbfuck
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thatnumbersix · 1 year
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[the transaction is made, and a few minutes later, the reply is sent,]
inconsistences. universes are constantly shifting and changing based on ideas and new developments.
the alt bps au was getting really out of date, its my duty as a mod to update it. just wish it wasn't on my fucking break.
i had to factory reset the thing because of all of it, though i tried my best to keep memories of you in their heads. the percentages on the first note are how much of their memory of you i wasn't able to salvage.
art remembers you the most, gabriel not so much.
now. i have shit to do. good luck and good fucking bye
[ozymandias caws angrily, it seems he's reaching his limit for today]
[lol]
[six rolls his eyes, hands tightening around the paper as he feels the presence of the mod behind him]
what do you want?
[just wanted to see how my favorite catboy is doing :3]
i’m doing shitty. go away.
[are you cranky cause of the reset?]
of course i fucking am. and because of you. you hurt my eyes.
[you aren’t even looking at me, silly!]
there’s a reason, asshole.
[he finally turns to the mod. he’s sitting cross-legged in midair, flapping his wings lazily as he looks down at six inquisitively]
did they really have to do that shit?
[yup. things can’t always go the way you want em to, pal.] [he shrugs and takes a sip from the juice box forever clutched in his fist] [gotta let us masters do our thing. it’s our world and you’re living in it]
all i’ve ever seen you “masters” do is fuck shit up. i wouldn’t be surprised if that dumbfuck you call your beloved fucks this up too.
[…don’t talk about brutus that way. you like existing, don’t you?]
you wouldn’t.
[i would.]
hah! i dare you, cunt.
[fundip’s face contorts in confused anger, and he crushes his juice box in his fist before vanishing. six rips the scroll in his hands in half]
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csmeaner · 2 years
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Design Shitting: Over-priced Bird Edition
It’s been a bit since we had a nice, clean dump. So why don’t we look at Celestial Seas?
Yes, THAT Celestial Seas. The one where the rarest birds are hoarded more fiercely that Digimitsu with his worthless Cyphers. The one where a custom went for 10K.
You might say, but Design Shitter! Corrin’s designs look great! Okay, sure, some of them do, especially earlier ones and ones he makes for himself or friends. But are they really worth the price point? Look past the pretty rendering and flashy traits. Take a moment to take a critical look at how, actually, Corrin (and by association, most of his staff/GAs) over-renders to justify his absurdly high prices for bird people with horns and halos. It’s a shell game.
CS showing us, once again, that contrast isn’t necessary as long as you pay $650: character(/)Browbird-479.
it’s got a fucking sims gem on top of it. it’s nice but not 650 dollars nice
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It’s just so overdone! Click the 2nd form to see it get even worse. Almost 2K: character(/)Browbird-315.
I’d honestly dig this and even say 2k for all that would be ALMOST fine if it were a one-off but precisely because it’s a browbird and made by corrin that I am unimpressed. Browbirds has so much sparkle and polish that it reminds me of Elnins with being full blown illustrations instead of actual characters, and are considered premium and thus a luxury above luxuries that breeds more pompous assholes.
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Gotta justify that $800 somehow: character(/)Browbird-213
All these adopts really are just gaussian blurred that wouldn’t look close to the same in a non-illustrative style. It’s just Corrin and their crew circlejerking each other off. Left one has so much gunk on it and details that lap together it’s hard to even figure out what’s what
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$600 for something whose face is so dark it might as well not exist. In fact, it’s mostly just a very dark gradient: character(/)Browbird-551
In terms of colors it’s on the better side because it’s design well. On the other hand it really could be any other furry emoboy pastel rainbow dream adopt but because it’s a browbird it’s 600 dollars with all those super special traits that make it a premium
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Bland werewolf character number 7674563 for over 1K: character(/)Browbird-506
Yep I was right, Browbirds and all those species lose their selling point the second they stop being made in Corrin’s specific style. They resemble run of the mill furries and this one’s not BAD per se but imagine spending 1000+ dollars for something like this when you could’ve had a full illustration, or even a bunch more art from another artist entirely. It also has. White pubes for some reason?
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The only draw to this one is the outfit and the alternate(?) form that doesn’t even look like a Browbird. Otherwise it’s just a plain bird person some dumbfuck paid 3K for. character(/)Browbird-105
What, I humbly ask, is the use of rendering all those fucking bottles in the lower middle, as well as a full ensemble of clothes and knickknacks that make you puzzle out what is even a body part. I see Browbirds also going down the route of multiple forms to juice more money from a single adopt. Eye scopophobia shit or something since there’s eyes up the wazoo. The big headshot in the middle I don’t even know the lore of but because of the extra fur on the neck they look like they have an enormous chin and idk if the hands below it are supposed to be connected because if they are they look like they don’t even attach. It’s a lot of little details put into it and shitton of exclusive traits seem to have been the main selling point. It’s like literally if it weren’t Corrin these would be better by default, but they’re mostly the same recycled aesthetics with traits dropped on and then gaussian blurred together
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etfrin · 5 months
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The Reward — Coriolanus Snow ♡
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⇢☾Warning: NSFW | pinv sex, mirror sex-ish if you squint, dub con if you squint, overstimulation if you squint, face riding, creampie, cunnilingus, unprotected sex (wrap it dumbfucks), snow is his own warming, dom sub undertones, reader has ear piercings, degradation, hints of a toxic relationship, impact play (spanks your ass a few times), dumbfication if you squint, low-key soft! Snow in the beginning | lmk if I forgot anything!
⇢☾Pairing: young president Coriolanus Snow! x fem! Reader
⇢☾Summary: Coriolanus Snow gives you a reward by being gentle af and then by being a mean animal (kinda) dnsjsk🤭
⇢☾A/N: it's 3:00 am and i need to sleep, i thought about Snow taking off my heels after a gala and this was born <3
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Coriolanus Snow was a gentleman but he wasn't gentle. Perhaps this was an alternative universe, a fever dream but you couldn't believe what was happening right now in front of your eyes. Your pupils were in shock, your palms were sweating as you continued to take in the sight.
The sight of Snow being on his knees as he unclasps the belts of your uncomfortable heels. You swallow, “Coryo, you don't have to” but his head tilts up and his eyes are still his. Blue, cold, empty, and never ending like the ocean. A calmness washed over you, the look in his eyes proof enough that this was one of his many tricks to keep you satisfied and happy and you have to indulge him in it.
So you let him gently take off your shoes and set them aside. You await his further actions and let out a soft, small moan as his lips pressed to one of your knees. His mouth keeps pressing wet kisses up to your upper thigh, leaving behind a trail of his saliva on your skin.
This was a reward. Coriolanus was so proud of his pretty and smart wife today. You behaved accordingly in the gala tonight, letting him take the credit for your ideas. You understood your duties and that's why this is one of the few times Coryo will ever kneel for or be this gentle. It's a thank you he can't voice so he does it by his actions.
His lips find themselves kissing inside your inner thigh now, gently nipping the skin as you let out needy mewls. He could see the wet spot forming in your panties and felt the usual pride in his mind bloom. Only he could have you wet so easily and damn, if that didn't skyrocket his ego.
He kissed the wet spot, the juices now glistening onto his pink lips and he pulled back. You whimper as he does, and he wants to coo at you and tease you for being a greedy pet. But he doesn't, it's a reward after all.
He stood up and pressed a kiss to your forehead before his hand grabbed the box of make-up wipes. You still hadn't said a word, letting him do his thing. He gently wiped the makeup off your face, clearing you of the chemicals he hated but you had to apply them to stay in fashion.
His fingers then gently take off the earrings you had worn, and then one by one all the rings you had except the wedding ring of course. His touch had lingered during all of those actions, making your body heat up and your panties soaked. Soft sighs escape you as he continues to adore you in such a gentle manner. As if you're made of the most precious diamond but easily breakable without care.
That's what he might have thought of you. So damn important to his sanity but any action of yours can damn him to hell. A risk, a liability to everything he has. But in his mind, you're worth it all and he has done every single scenario where things can go wrong, so many sleepless nights dedicated to these thoughts.
Snow lands on top.
Nothing you can do can mess him up, nothing. He makes sure of it with his every living breath. It's the reason he can spoil you like this, be a deserving man to his wife otherwise Coriolanus Snow is a monster (and you know that and accept him anyway).
He unzips your dress, his lips now pressing a heated kiss to your nape as his fingertips trace your bare skin. His touch was cold as ice, the heat of your body cooling down to his touch. It gave you relief momentarily but it was clear that you wanted more. The whimper that left your mind as he unclasped your bra was enough proof of that.
With your breasts set free from their confines, Corio’s hands begin to knead your soft tits. His eyes look into the mirror as he watches himself message your soft breasts, his fingers pinching your nipples making the sensitive pebbles hard. He rolls the buds, playing with them until you moan, your body flushing with lust in your veins. You begin to rub your thighs, getting desperate for any sort of friction but you force yourself to stop as he tsks near your ear.
“Don't, doll,” he whispered as one of his hands began the journey of going down on your body, the heat of his palm onto your tummy and then so close to your clothed pussy. “Spread,” he commands and you follow without embarrassment or hesitation.
Your soaked panties come into your view through the mirror and you want to look away from the shyness you still had but didn't. Instead, a whine escapes your lips that makes Coriolanus chuckle. “Such a needy pet. I will take care of you, darling. No need to worry.”
You moan as he refers to you as darling for the first time. Your cunt clenching desperately around nothing as your mind gets dizzy. There was something about how he had said it. Soft and warm, his voice dipping a bit lower as he pronounced the letters and it was tinged with a feeling he wouldn't associate himself with.
Love.
You whimper, “Please” and he hushes you as his fingers snap the band of your panties before he dips a single finger onto your wet folds. He smirks, his face looking into the mirror to gaze into your glazed eyes. “Pathetic,” he muttered and you didn't bother to take offense, his words turning you on as much as his finger circling on your clit was.
A broken moan escapes as his fingers decide to pinch the sensitive nub, and he coats his fingers with your juices. A string of sticky white cream on his digits as he takes his hand out of your panties and places his covered fingers inside the wet carven of his mouth. He expertly sucks clean of his fingers, popping them out of his mouth with an obscene sound.
He smirks to himself as he relishes the taste of you. His. Just his you were. He leaves you there, alone on the chair as he walks to the bed. He wasn't wearing anything except for his pants. His suit and shirt were taken off earlier.
You waited for his further command as he got himself comfortable on the bed. “Come here,” he said and you listen. You take off your wet panties and let them stay ruined on the floor as you practically crawl to Coryo. You straddle him and wait some more.
He doesn't say anything, his face blank but his sky-blue eyes heated. His hands were on your hips, his fingers digging into the flesh there, making sure to grip you tight enough to mark you.
His tongue comes out to wet his rather dried lips. Your breath hitches as you see it and the sight of you being so affected by such a simple action made him feel like a. . . Lord.
He doesn't say anything, but did he need to? You knew him all too well, so you don't question yourself as you begin to move. The new position had you gripping the headboard while his hands shamelessly groped your ass, even occasionally giving small sharp slaps onto the flesh, making it red. It was simply another way of marking you.
Meanwhile, your eyes were closed, your mind forgetting about the existence of reality as his hot breath hit your glistening folds and made you quiver. “Go ahead,” he permits you.
Not even a second later, you begin to ride his face. He groans as his lips meet with your cunt. His tongue begins with broad, messy strokes of your pussy, gathering as much as your juices possible. All the while your eyes roll back and you moan. A sharp slap on the flesh of your ass has you grinding yourself onto his face. His nose nudged your sensitive, swollen clit perfectly as his tongue continued to swirl and flick around your cunt with calculated broad strokes that made you whine his name.
Soon his mouth finds your clit and begins to relentlessly suck your bundle of nerves. You cry out, pleading that this is too much and you can't- can't take it! But your begging was unheard and your pleas turned into louder moans, whimpers for pleas, and more. His sucking gets harsher and the overstimulation makes your mind reel. The warmth that was gathering in your lower body begins to spread all over, turning your bones to jelly and your mind to nothing as you cum onto his face. The rolls of your hips slowly as he continues to lap at all the cream released and your pussy keeps on spasming.
Your mind wanted more so you decided to take more. You had understood this was a reward for being good. So you can be a bit bad for now. So despite his grunt of displeasure as you get off his face, you quickly find yourself getting rid of his remaining clothes.
His cock was hard, the red tip angry and gleaming with pre-cum that coated most of his length. The sight had you salivating. Coryo knew you were nothing more than a cockdrunk slut and he called you that, you feel yourself glow from his words, not finding the word even a little bit degrading.
“I love you,” you mumbled as you lowered yourself onto his cock with a wanton moan echoing through the room. He groans, “Fuck yourself good, pet. You're in charge of your pleasure tonight. Go ahead, dove.”
“Yes, Coryo,” you whine as you feel yourself full of his cock. You felt yourself squeezing his thick length, a gasp escaping you as you tried to get used to his cock without being prepped. A groan could be heard as he felt his dick getting squeezed by your wet, tight cunt.
He wants to fuck into you and he almost does. But Coriolanus Snow was a gentleman and a gentleman kept his word. Especially when he can see his wife looking so fucking pretty being fucked out from his cock merely twitching inside her walls.
“Begin,” he demands, his voice haughty and filled with lust but you weren't ready. However, you couldn't bring yourself to care. You begin to rock your hips, slowly at first, you let yourself savor the action of his cock grinding against every hidden pleasure spot inside of your cunt. You moan as your pussy takes his cock deeper until his tip is pressed right against your g-spot making you see stars. You begin to grind back and forth so he keeps hitting that spot, you begin to sweat, your thighs clenching, and you couldn't keep focus as pleasure feels your every vein and his cock making you dumb. Simple actions seemed impossible to you and you wanted to beg him to take over, to make you cum again and again until you were broken.
He was unaware of your turmoil, his eyes onto the sight where his cock meets with your cunt, the combined fluid of his pre-cum and your slick dripping down onto his skin. The sight was filthy and he loved it. He clenched his jaw, trying so hard to be a patient gentleman to his wife.
He treated this like a test against himself because he knew what you did to his self-control. You aren't going to win this, he's not going to let go. He will not fuck into you like an animal, he refused to.
But was it losing when you were out of it like this? As if you were truly nothing but a dumb slut who just needs to cum. He decided that this wasn't a loss, but a win. He was doing you a favor when his hips began to snap upwards, his cock thrusting inside of you faster than the pace you had set. It was a pity that he felt so that's why he went back to his words. He was in control of your pleasure and he always will be. Self-control had nothing to do with it, he told himself.
You scream out in pleasure as several spanks are delivered onto your ass, turning the flesh red. It was clear that you liked the sting because of how tightly your pussy suffocated his dick after each slap. ‘Fucking whore of a wife’, he thought. He doesn't voice his thoughts but merely grins at the sight of tears filling your eyes. His dick twitched, an indication of being close.
However, he had to make you cum on his cock first. His hips begin to rut in faster into you, his hands holding you down as he thrusts in faster and harder. His dick kissing all of your hidden spots you didn't even know existed, his cock was perfect.
All you could do was take and take the reward he was giving you. Tears of satisfaction fell down your cheeks and it nourished his pride. You begin to ramble as you get closer to the edge. You ramble about how perfect he is, how much you love him, and fuck you can't think- you can't think. He is perfect, perfect, perfect.
Each of your praises makes him fuck you harder, deeper, a thrust so deep that his cockhead kissed your cervix making you gasp from a hint of pain and a hundredfold of pleasure. You begin to cum, and he shallowly thrusts into your cunt as you ride out your high. Your pussy spasms continuously around his cock as you cry out from being overwhelmed.
“That's a good girl,” he coos at you, “that's my girl.” You whine, your mind unable to process his words. You couldn't even sit up anymore, your body falling onto his. He wraps his arms around you, caging you to him. “My perfect wife,” he whispered as he continues to fuck into you despite your protests of being too much.
He doesn't listen to your pleas, his reward for you ultimately was his cum. Now he can't stop until he finds release himself, otherwise, how would you get your gift, right?
So he continues and it doesn't take more than a few minutes to fuck his thick, hot load into your womb. You whimper as his cock slips out and sighs in relief. You were in his arms and will be so for the rest of the night.
Coriolanus Snow wondered briefly if you liked your reward if not, well you have full access to his credit cards.
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erikaqueenpauline · 2 years
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it's hard out here for a tranny. . . I ain't gonna play that martyr card and ask for pity but the shit I gotta put up with? LESSER SOULS WOULD BREAK. These fucking heteronormative misogynist dumbfucks have no fucking idea how hard Pauline is. bitch I just made it back from uw hospital to troy drive wearing a dress, no shoes because I wasn't wearing shoes when ambulance took me to er, no glasses so couldn't see shit I am blind as fuck, for some reason went to er w/o glasses, no phone, no wallet, no bus pass. blind shoeless wearing a dress with no bus pass I still got home and just did not even give two fucks about the numerous people who decided to loudly discuss their opinions about transgender people right in front of me as if I was not there hearing it like I really hate having to hear people debating about what is or isn't natural or "should" be allowed or how trans women "should" dress and what qualifies someone as transgender like GO HAVE YOUR LITTLE TED TALK DISCUSSION SOMEWHERE ELSE I DON'T want to have to constantly listen to this shit! so fucking annoying can I get from point a to point b without being the topic of someone's conversation, leave me the fuck alone, IDGAF what your opinions are, I do not want to be a fucking political/ideological springboard for you to debate your views on , i just wanna go from point a to point b without anyone giving a fuck about me, I do not need to be an iconoclast warrior, I'm a fucking person (allegedly) going through my own shit that you probably could not even fathom. hate Madison. people run they fuckin mouths too recklessly hear I feel like in bigger cities people mind they own business more and don't feel so fast and loose with the fucking mouth diarrhea. BITCH U DONT HAVE TO SAY EVERY THOUGHT THAT ENTERS YOUR PEA BRAIN. SOMETIMES your opinions and commentaries and unsolicited advice and suggestions and judgements are not that fucking important, blabbermouth. don't speak on shit you don't know about! simple as that!
by the way I overdid it in the dxm went 4TH PLATEAU for sure my blood glucose got so fucking low and I fell out roommates had to call ambulance EMTs took my blood glucose level and it's like 50 if I remember correctly (ballztrippin, iwas) squirted glucose sugary stuff in my mouth. made me drink apple juice and orange juice and eat the world's dryest turkey sandwich lol. at first hands shaking too bad to drink juice nurse had to hold it to my lips. yeah, that's the ugly side of dxm addiction. haven't taken anything since before I went to the er and I'm STILL TRIPPIN HARD. GODDAM PAULINE SLOW YA ROLL ON THEM MUCI! SHIT! bout to watch another horror movie on Tubi watched "Nicole" last night (before ER) and it was AWESOME. highly recommend that film. peace out lil dextronauts and trannies, whoever's reading this. ❤️
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griffinscantdraw · 2 months
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"To be a better artist you should trace/copy other artists!"
How much dumbfuck juice have you been sipping bitch?
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a-different-tragedy · 10 months
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“That and it’ll be too hard for a normal person to use magic in the first place..”
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"Haa.....but it would be cool, though."
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"APPLE JUICE APPLE JUICE APPLE JUICE APPLE--"
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"We know already, you dumbfuck!"
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omegarising · 1 year
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Rough day.
Well, at least it's at an end. I've got my speaker playing Tool and I'm comfortable in my chair and I'm about to head out for an hour of walking. Just glad that the day ended without me busting someone open. Somehow people on the street are pissing me off more than usual. Is it the weather or is everyone drinking stupid juice the first thing in the morning? Too many dumbfucks out there.
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