Guillermo doesn't want to be a vampire anymore? He'll die before Nandor? Oh, how they're doomed by the narrative. Nandor cannot let himself love him because he'll lose him? Guillermo doesn't know what to do with his life now? In the midst of an existential crisis?
Let me introduce you to ✨ the solution ✨
It is not only simple but also hilarious. Let my man become a witch. He already has a way to stay young forever without killing any humans. He can be a hot slayer again (as he should, I miss you). And I'm sure he'll be able to find a willing provider for the main ingredient 👀👀
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Crowley...confessed to Aziraphale? As in, confessed his love - his ROMANTIC love to Aziraphale, on screen, before our very eyes? And Aziraphale responded with "I need you"? And Crowley suddenly and unexpectedly pulled him in for a kiss as the music suddenly became intense? Crowley held the angel by the collar of his coat and just...kissed him?
Pffftt, yeah right. Those things don't happen on tv! You've been reading too many fanfics, kid.
*in the distance* You heard that, guys? Yeah, they think Crowley and Aziraphale are canonically in love. Yes, like on screen! No, not through subtext. They think the producers made two male-appearing characters kiss on television without a hint of disgust or homophobia in the show or without making it a "groundbreaking" coming-of-age teen gay love story. I know, that's what I said! Craaaazy stuff. These kids are out of their minds, man.
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@thatlittleegyptologist the jizz supremacist
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you’re so valid for the yennefer hate <33 i barely remember the first season but i could give a ted talk about the number of ways her character sucked ass (and also geralt btw. if u care)
the joke of all of this is i literally dont know enough about the media to really form an opinion so if there's any die hard witcher/yennefer fans reading this shaking their fist at my ignorance rn (hiiii rori) then allow it. like maybe there was a Good Reason for it but genuinely my dislike of yennefer stems from them taking away her disability in like. episode 2 or whatever. like she could have been SO cool i remember how excited i was seeing a visibly deformed girl and knowing they were building up for her to be The Powerful Character and then they just. made her sexy. and it's important that im using the word SEXY here. not just conventionally attractive; they made her sexy. and that was supposed to be empowering? it wasn't lol
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id love to claim i didnt add a see results option because You Must Vote!!! but actually i just forgor... as usual....
I wont lie, i have preferences but idk if i should say them like i wouldnt want to accidentally sway the votes yknow like i shouldnt say i want zetian/shimin/yizhi to return i should just let people vote for whatever their heart desires yknow......
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I'm just gonna pretend like everything past 4x06 didn't fucking happen because what the fuck
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I need to see more POC/Ethnic elves ASAP! In novels,trilogies,movies,shows,in art!
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Isn't standing for oneself considered bravery?.....why do people call me a coward then?....Or is the line so thin between them?
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