#does it taste good at least?

[cclover953]

Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

#the stanley parable #tsp #tsp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #stannarrator #the narrator #stanley #tsp stanley #i mean #does it taste good at least? #don't hate it before you try it #fypシ #bye 👋

[marclef]

fake peppino making the discovery that, unfortunately, noise is not a delicious rat underneath that mask.

#no wonder he doesn't taste as good. #my art #pizza tower #pizza tower fake peppino #pizza tower noise #this. this took longer than i thought it would. #but oh my god its finally done #i've realized it's just really fun drawing these two together heh. little gremlin man constantly at the mercy of this goopy thing. #fake doesn't ever really want to hurt noise though. unless he does something to like supremely piss him off. doesn't happen often at least.

[spicynectarines]

everyone shits on beer but no one talks about how vile wine is. why do you want your alcoholic beverage to be pungent???

#i like beer and i will die on that hill #it’s mild and tastes good #wine is NOT mild and does NOT taste good #and it’s stinky #also beer drinking settings are better #think about it #where do you drink beer? #parties and the beach and at lunch with friends #all fun places to be! #wine is drunk during fancy dinners #not fun places to be #beer is more fun and youthful #wine makes u look like a douche #i HATE hard liquor cuz i have a terrible gag reflex #but i hate wine more #at least you can mix liqueur into drinks #wine you just have to drink straight #beer reminds me of hoco after parties and being with friends #wine reminds me of NOTHING because it’s for old people #also this is all theoretical because of course i have never had an alcoholic beverage in my life #i obey the law

[thedevotionaltour]

even for period typical ableism it still drives me nuts for karen to go oh poor matt how can he deal and get around as if he hasn't been blind most of his life at this point and living on his own by himself as an adult for his entire adult life after college and has also lived in the city his whole life like girl use your damn brain he can get around by himself just fine. good god. like take five seconds to use your brain. literally adult man who lives by himself if nothing else that should tell you he is fine and when he needs assistance has the knowledge and ability to go get it you act as if he can't even walk on the sidewalk by himself. he literally shows up to work by himself. it drives me up the wall sometimes how she sees proof of him functioning fine independently literally witnesses it on the daily and still thinks these things. like again foggy isn't great either bc again the period typical ableism (and just general ableism in the world outside of this period as this is a common attitude of viewing disabled people as helpless and unable to function even if they are people who do live independently (and im not touching on people who do need extra support and caretaking in this context. as this post is about these characters in the context of a story. so im talking about what we see there instead of any truly meaningful nuanced way) but the writing here is like. Particularly this way due to the time) he has a modicum more of understanding that matt is literally a capable grown adult man. literally told karen matt is a big boy who can handle himself and then karen went b-b-but you forget he's blind as if foggy hasn't known him for years of his life and is his best friend like PLEASE SEE HIM AS AN ADULT. I AM GOING TO GO INSANE. PLEASE RESPECT HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO DEARLY. AND EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T. JUST RESPECT HIM AS A PERSON!!!!!!

#i think it's particularly maddening bc we have seen characters be able to understand civillian matt is like. more than just Blind Man. #i am always highly aware of period typical writing and can remember the context etc etc but sometimes. #sometimes it truly. truly does drive me up the wall. especially when other characters have been capable of not being That Level #of infantalizing. again foggy still isn't much better in a lot of respects he is just as capable of and has been as infantilizing #and insulting as karen has been. for sure. on multiple occassions. no questions asked. but i dont think he does it to the extent karen does #as in we dont see it on page just as much. it's just a bit less. so we see karen focus on it far more. to an almost exaggerated extent #part of that is the romance plot of ohhh i cannot possibly love a blind man while foggy is matt;s best friend of many years #so of course it will be in the way of the stan lee and old romance comics schools of writing that this goes down and is written like this. #of course we see her focus on it a touch more in a different way bc she's still getting to know matt and hasnt witnessed him #for about like a decade(? they met in undergrad right?) function on his own the way foggy has. but jesus christ man. good god. #at a certain point even with the period time context it does just still leave a bad taste. at certain points it becomes less eye roll #and far more maddening and hard to push down. bc it is gross. no matter what time period it is. #again. both of them are pretty disrespectful towards matt about it at this point even if mostly in their inner monologues or dialogues #with each other and not super to matt's face about it every time. but still. sometimes karen drives me far more crazy about it than foggy. #becase at least foggy can in fact recognize every now and then. matt is a perfectly capable grown man who can function and thrive. #and is someone who lives independently but also can know how to get assistance when needed. #while karen at this point has never really once given matt the benefit of that assumption despite witnessing his capabilities. #because even with his act of trying to fit the image ppl have of him. he still functions within that! and shows he can do things! #and ask for help when he needs it! even within his act of making himself smaller and quieter for others. #he's still like. adult man who lives his life. and does stuff on his own time. #i cant really speak about matt on any more deeper level than that in regards to his disabilities. i am not disabled. #i only speak as a reader and someone watching what these characters do and have proven to be able to do and how they act. #so i can only talk about karen and foggy's behaviors and attitudes in that regard. #and also as a person with like. basic understanding of other ppl living their lives. that all ppl live their own damn lives however it is #like most ppl on planet earth. #i apologize if any of my wording here is bad or if i dont talk on it well as none of this in the real world stuff is my lived experience #and you are free to go hey. incorrect. think about that or word that differently. #ok i promise im done now it's just. EUGH. UGH!!!!! #static.soundz

[spoonyruncible]

So, I finally tried The Flavor. It was genuinely bizarre, because there is a taste but it's not really anything that's meaningful. It is like drinking "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously".

Which, actually, brings me to my conclusion of why it is like this. It's genuinely kind of interesting. There are no real disparate elements between the two beverages, nothing that would expressly taste bad if mixed. But, also, cranberry and cucumber aren't really good together, or bad, just weird. Then there's the makeup of it all. Salt, sugar, and alcohol. I genuinely think that when these things combine in this way they actually do sort of short out your brain and get NULL as a response. Because you do taste something, it's just nothing.

My primary reaction to it was that it was heavy. Not the way cream or oil is heavy, but the way a small weight in your mouth would be heavy. My brain prioritized the mass of The Flavor before it could work out what it tasted like.

Like I said, this is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" of drinks. There is nothing wrong with the actual composition of the beverage, but it is incoherent nonsense the second it has to stand up to actual review.

#the flavor #so i told my therapist it take at least a 100 level class in three disciplines to make sense of my sentences #this was not bragging #i do not think i am clever or other people are stupid #i think i am incoherent #i feel kinda like me connecting flavor profiles to noam chomsky is gonna make her think i'm trying to be incoherent #no really this is genuinely odd #also mikes harder cranberry is fucking gross #it does have a flavor #that flavor is that i am 16 and i found suspect gin in my uncle's basement and the only mixer i have is cranberry sauce #it is thanksgiving in this scenario but that's what it tastes like #gross and a little shameful and like my mom will yell at me #lime cucumber Gatorade tastes kinda like gatorade is trying to impress me but not in a good way #like it wants to be fancy enough that we can smash #it mostly tastes like if cucumber shampoo tasted exactly the way you think cucumber shampoo should taste but doesnt #i like lime cucumber gatorade but i do not like mikes harder cranberry #both of these drinks would take advantage of me while drunk #but only the gatorade would know what it was doing was wrong

[newvision]

Poems/books for being seventeen?

Silas Denver Melvin, from Grit

I saw an exquisite pink and blue shell on the sea-bottom. I dove for it, and held it, smooth and hollow in my hand all the morning. I decided it was a lucky charm, and that I would keep it. I am surprised that I have not lost it, for I lose everything. Today it is still pink and warm as it lies in my palm, and makes me feel like crying.

Françoise Sagan, from Bonjour Tristesse (1954) // movie still from Bonjour Tristesse (1958)

Kara Jackson, Teenagers Are Not Exempt From Poetry (read full prose piece here)

Some recommendations of books I’ve read that deal with girlhood or being a teenager (not my faves, but enjoyable. Probably wouldn’t read them again, but objectively literature that might be of interest to you):

Brutes — Dizz Tate

The Virgin Suicides — Jeffrey Eugenides

The Ice Palace — Tarjei Versaas

Teenage Wasteland — Anne Tyler

Normal People — Sally Rooney

My Dark Vanessa — Kate Elizabeth Russell

We Were Liars — E. Lockhart

my notes on each recommendation:

SEVENTEEN: Exactly what being seventeen felt like to me. He has absolutely beautiful poetry on age, Seventeen is the first of those in the collection. I’ve loved measuring my growth by how I relate to these poems. You can download the entire collection for free, just check out his account @sweatermuppet, I’m sure he has a link somewhere (or drop him an ask)! One of my favourite collections, it really embodies the feeling of being young, so the rest of the poems might also be of interest to you. I find myself rereading them all of the time. Love your work, Silas! Can’t wait for more poetry

BONJOUR TRISTESSE: I don’t remember the protagonist’s age exactly, but the author was seventeen when she wrote it. Very breezy, very summery, contains the whole spectrum of teenage emotions, from raging anger to audacious freedom. The protagonist is both astute and very childish. This book is so obviously written by a teenager, and I mean this as the highest compliment. You don’t get adults writing about being seventeen like that. She is seventeen. Seventeen is this story’s essence. I haven’t seen the movie, but it’s on my watchlist. Heard it’s good though!

TEENAGERS ARE NOT EXEMT FROM POETRY: I read this the other day and think it would have been very affirming for teenage me, who felt insecure about reading and writing poetry. Some lines really stuck with me and I think the writer’s youthful voice captures the solace teenagers might find in poetry very well. There is a freshness to that discovery. I remember reading Ginsberg for the first time and life feeling ten times wider even though my English was not broad enough for me to understand his work in its entirety. Discovering art at that age is a privilege, I believe most people will struggle to feel the same awe and wonder in later years. The author of this prose piece mentions many different poems that might interest you!

BRUTES: Read it last year and honestly found it kind of disappointing. Very interesting style, though, as most (all?) of it is written from the perspective of a group of teenage girls, using ‘we’ and ‘us’ instead of ‘I’ and ‘me’. I think I would have liked it a thousand times more, had I read it earlier in life. Fantastic book cover

THE VIRGIN SUICIDES: Very obviously written by a man, but nevertheless an interesting study of teenage love and obsession (there’s an excellent movie adaptation by Sophia Coppola!)

THE ICE PALACE: If I remember correctly, the protagonists are younger than seventeen, but it’s a very moving story about how young people grieve. Norwegian author, which I found very interesting, as I haven’t read a lot of Scandinavian literature

TEENAGE WASTELAND: Not for me, this one! But you might have different taste. After reading some reviews, it seems like people either hate or love this short story

NORMAL PEOPLE: I am not a huge Sally Rooney fan, but I do understand why people adore her so much. I thought Conversations With Friends was a better book, but that’s partly because I found it more relatable. Normal People is a very intelligent story on young love, class differences and the reality of many relationships. The opposite of a ‘happily ever after’ book, left me feeling unresolved and unsatisfied, as I believe it intended

MY DARK VANESSA: I’m not sure if recommending this too a teenager is wise, but it is certainly a very good book. Heavy stuff, though. Deals with emotional manipulation and violence directed at a teenaged girl in form of a predatory relationship. Rarely read something that made me feel so uneasy by manipulating me as the reader. I read it as a teen and it impressed me very much! Be safe, please. If you are easily disturbed, check any content warnings!

WE WERE LIARS: Something suspenseful that will suck you in, a summer-y and kind of light book. Definitely entertainment literature, but there’s nothing wrong with that. Probably won’t change your life, but also won’t bore you. Cool friendship dynamics between teenagers!

#I really took my time curating this list for you! I hope you’ll find something you’ll like :-) #I know being seventeen is difficult. for me it was the year I graduated Highschool and tasted the freedom of adult life for the first time #i was also the angriest I had ever been at 17 I think. it can be a frustrating and lonely age #all I can say is that it really does pass! the anger will eventually fade (for me it did at least) #its frustrating to be on the brink between childhood and adulthood. try and remember that its liminal state and not your damnation <3 #a liminal state* #sorry if you didn’t want advice! hope this list makes you feel seen & provides you with some good hours of reading! #also if anyone else read this post I’d love to do more of these! specific recommendations are so much fun #book recommendations #literature recommendation #recommendations #girlhood #seventeen #on girlhood #on being seventeen #on childhood #on growing up #bonjour tristesse #french literature #literature #poetry #books #litblr #grit #webweaving #web weaving #intertextuality #mine #my recommendations #my reading

[headphonemouse]

Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes

#talking tag #orv groundrat meat and yanaspleta stem #literally the only type of meat they eat in one piece #it's funny how in orv when kdj makes bbq skewers they all look like this but when yjh makes skeweres they look like normal ass skewers with #vegetables and everything #it's yjh the only person who has any culinary sense? the real answer is no. kdj is actually capable in the kitchen. the funnier answer is #that yjh was so fed up with being the only person in the universe to have taste buds and maybe a normal sized mouth that he spent an entire #regression turn learning how to perfect his cooking [this part at least is canon] just so he could convince at least one of his companions #to raise their standards and stop eating barely-chopped‚ unseasoned‚ straight off the bone monster meat #i think yjh would refuse to eat an apple unless it was peeled and sliced into cubes with little toothpicks #he wouldnt touch a sandwich until you passed it through a panini press #maybe it has something to do with diligence and intentionally putting effort into something often overlooked #its a lot of effort to cook delicious meals when the world is quite literally falling apart and reshaping itself but in a situation where #he doesnt even have control over his own death‚ he can only treat what he does have control over with the utmost diligence #cooking and eating good‚ healthy‚ SAFE food is something that is entirely his‚ i think #he doesnt need it to survive like fighting. its not a relic of his past that has lost its application like gaming. its a routine‚ a ritual #repeated daily #something that you do every day and by continuing to do it you create things that are more and more enjoyable. something that makes people #smile and feel satiated. something that gets everyone to sit close and share the joy of a single moment. a single meal #is it possible to get tired of that after repeating it so many times? every day? every day every month every year every turn #why doesnt he eat food made by other people? #because its not delicious #and the dumplings? #those were made by someone he loved. someone he loved put their time into mizing the filling and shaping the dough #someone he loves wants him to be safe and fed. and offered him dumplings that they made #was it delicious?

[kris-mage-fics]

URL Music

Thanks for tagging me @bi-stander!

K: The Koi Story (锦鲤抄) performed by Jiaju and Zongli

R: Renn by :LOR3L3I:

I: In And Out Of Love by Armin van Buuren feat. Sharon Den Adel

S: Surrender by The Birthday Massacre (cw: lyrics about stalking)

M: Middle Of The Night by Elley Duhé

A: Arise by CLANN

G: Good Behavior by Plumb

E: Everytime We Touch or Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada (Sorry I can't choose!)

F: Flower Maiden by Dzivia

I: I Miss You by blink-182 (cw: flashing lights, disturbing imagery, depictions of drowning, and spiders)

C: Concomitance by Anton Belov (bandcamp link since I couldn't find it as a single on youtube)

S: Show Your Fangs by The Crane Wives

By the way, a lot of these videos have the lyrics in the CC, description box, or in one of the top comments. Though I know some of the lyrics for "Good Behavior" are wrong.

Tagging @yuuugay (three U's might be hard, but I believe in you, Yuki!), and @georgiedoesntfloat (I'm sure you'll find some awesome songs!), and anyone who'd like to do this too! (Sorry for not tagging anyone else, I actually did like 96% of this two days ago then my brain decided it couldn't think of more people who like music and it hasn't been cooperating with me since. :/ Did I go overboard with the colors? Idk, but I'm leaving it.)

#I'd say this list is a fairly good representation of my totally random music tastes lol #rip to “Angel” by First Aid Kit which got bumped off because I just found “Arise” this morning and I fucking love CLANN #(I say that as if I've been a fan for a long time when the truth is I found them - and 2/3 of the music on this list - less than a year ago #you can pry cheesy 2000's dance music out of my cold dead hands! it got me through some rough times and it's still fun #is it just me or does “I Miss You” hit harder now than when it came out 20 years ago? wait wtf it came out 20 years ago?!?! haha I'm old #I still have every song on Chaotic Resolve (the album “Good Behavior” is from) memorized I listened to it so much after it came out #if you do look up the other songs on it be aware that “Cut” is about self harm and my take is that “Damaged” is about CSA but it isn't clea #it's the least Christian album from a Christian musician I've ever heard #I have a pretty hard rule to not listen to Christian music from a certain time period ever again but that album is my one exception #(there are good reasons for both the rule and the exception but that's a whole damn post on it's own to explain) #tag game #music

[pocketramblr]

Have you hit Ryukyu with the DFO stick?

not yet but now i want to and its extremely tempting to do it in the au where Hana, Fuyumi, and Nagant are running the league because what a place to cast AfO's daughter as a dragon hero there... but on the other hand, i do like shipping ryukyu with fuyumi and i couldn't resist doing that in a dfo setting.... so a different au....

Ok so what if, a fantasy au, AFO an old tempered dragon and Ryukyuu his equally dragon daughter who keeps trying to get him to hibernate so she can get the humans to chill a bit, perhaps. he can respect what's in her hoard due to instincts but hers is much smaller, which he doesn't question since she's young and she figures is because she has a very good lesson of why to never go overboard in her hoarding talents as a father. But also she's gotta swoop up the fair princess of the Todoroki kingdom and can point to hoarding to keep her father's teeth away, at least. i will have to think more about this

#oh i can feel ryukyu will become a favorite stick target of mine #cool dragon lady.............................. perfect dfo target #at least i can say this of afo here: he has good tastes considering ryukyuu's other parent #said other parent... does not but anyway #deusverve #pocket talks to people

[mummer]

thinking about how laenor and qarl's ending slots into the extremely weird patchwork canon of "queer/Othered couple escapes the world to find bittersweet joy(?) in exile" story endings. i have to go ruminate on this brb

#other works in the canon: flint black sails.... wicked (musical)..... the shape of water #rolling this around in my head #to be clear i love all these works and i love the kind of horrible ambivalence of their endings.... #because they are romantic and they are 'good endings'. bc they're together. At Least They're Together #but the sacrifice it requires............... #a world so inhospitable it must be totally abandoned. It's itneresting to me #hotd #like theyre all tragedies.... except the shape of water which i dont think i would call a tragedy???? but maybe it is? theres something so #SAD about that ending right? #but i also prefer it to stories that pretend othering doesnt exist. Or even 'revolutionary' stories that fix all the problems of society #by the end. #which always leans a bit too optimistic for my taste even if i get what they're doing #but it's like..... to LEAVE THE WORLD. to leave all of it. because at least you can be in love. It's so. big. its such a big feeling #theres something ABOUT this dude. idk im not well read enough to have an opinion #DOES ANYBODY GET WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[petrichoraline]

yall gotta start tagging me in meta and stuff cause I'm always late -I honestly feel better this way than having to rush to watch an episode live like I used to do with nlmg, msp and others but by the time I catch up, I have missed out on some great posts from both mutuals and strangers alike :( and going through the tag of these popular series is not as easy as for more niche shows

#like here i am ready to gush about how kang finally got sailom in his feet but in a way he didnt know he wanted #how sailom calls for help and it is out of desperation but its not caused by kang and the call isnt to make him stop but to ask for support #and how kang feels someone needs him for once and how he feels useful and appreciated when he does smth good for someone #which he hasnt done in how long? #and im thinking about how his starvation for sailoms attention will only grow bigger but its a need for specific attention now #and also thinking about how had his dad let him be useful in productive ways he wouldnt have gone down the evil nihilist route #so being given the chance to be of use almost by accident is changing the trajectory of his life #id argue this one incident is fundemental to anything that happens from here on out not only cause it gets them to work together #but because he got a taste of what he wants - to be appreciated for doing good and to be there for sailom in particular #yeah i wouldnt write that cause im sure at least ten people already have in a way more articulate and creative way #please tag me in things thank you!

[llycaons]

this harry podder video is so good. it's been so long since I've read them but it's absolutely spot-on about the moral myopia. the (trans)misogyny, the fatphobia, the small-minded meanness of the main characters

#an action is bad if a Bad person does it but the same action is fun/just/encouraged if a Good person does it #INSANE #my sister told me not last week that this was the greatest story ever told #her taste is. not good #and she doesn't care about bigotry in media at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #at least shes no longer into true crime #cor.txt

[thenarrativefoil]

not gonna lie i'm on day 11 of this "absolutely no fucking sugar i mean not even the sugar in milk or avocados sugar" diet and buds I am going a little insane

#text #I WANT BROWNIE #i dont DESERVE THIS #I LOVE FOOD #chronic illness #but then i eat an avocado and all my joints light up like fire and 😭😭😭 #i miss bread i miss fruit i miss pastries and baklava and CHEESE and BEANS and #IM FUCKING SICK OF MEAT AND KALE #im going on 6 months of this shit and i dont deserve this #it's been SEVEN MONTHS of trouble shooting on my own waiting for this damn doctor's appointment and im FUCKING TIRED #my gp thinks im crazy and im fucking losing it. i want to eat ice cream i want to eat a fucking burger with a bun and french fries. #MELTDOWN. #xylitol does not taste good and it makes my stomach hurt #IM SICK OF THIS SHIT GRANDPA #THE PANTS I MADE didn't fit after a month went by #i've lost 30lbs and I now weigh as much as I did in MIDDLE SCHOOL. when i was on swim team and had a 2.5 hr PE course every week day. #THIS SHIT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! #im tired all the damn time. #at least my joints dont hurt anymore. and my skin is calming down. but goddamn.

[pallanophblargh]

I won’t lie, my mental health has deteriorated to a rather crippling stage these last few months. All current work and projects had eroded my energy levels to rock bottom and my mood has reflected that.

I woke up early this morning, sleep deprived and in a rough mood, had a series of small mishaps, pulled myself together to begin my 14 mile bike commute aaaaaand… immediately ran over a small metal spring in the road that ripped through my back tire, more than a mile from home. And that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I walked my bike back home and got back into bed, after calling in for a mental health day (my boss gets it, thankfully).

Eventually I was able to compose myself and made efforts (with J’s help) to find productive things I could do. So I took the bike into another bike shop to fix the flat, and asked if they could solve one other nagging issue, a skipping chain. Dude was awesome, fixed my flat on the spot, confirmed my suspicions on the other issue and installed a brand new cassette, all while we had a good bike chat. Thankfully this solved my biggest problems and I gave it a test spin to make sure, ending up at an old haunt by the river. I watched warblers, mining bees, and a man walking his cat on a leash. I tried thinking happier thoughts.

It’s true, a lot of things in my life are still broken (both physically and emotionally) but some things are okay, good even. The cat (Zelda), who had been sick for a month and a half and on antibiotics, is finally appearing to be fully recovered. I have Hoyas blooming. I saw the first dragonfly of the season. And I’ve finally bitten the bullet to have a first session with a psychiatrist at the end of the month. I just have to keep making it somehow, even if I need help every day to do it.

Anyway, long post, but thanks for sticking around!

#April rambles #mental health #depression #long post #bike commuting #bike stuff #my poor space horse she’s been through so goddamn much #at least I can properly mash again i couldn’t exert any real force on the old cassette #work really does have a way of killing people #overloaded cart horse explodes! #i’m fortunate to have a partner that is good at helping me out but it sucks to feel burdensome #he says he wants to help and that’s more than I feel I deserve sometimes #but I’m still grateful #half my appliances are still broken but the internet is back #I’m hoping to be put on a waitlist for diagnosis of potential other mental health issues #would be nice to rule out the top suspects #and try medication again #j got a taste of how tricky and tedious the mental health system is #I think we all just need a fucking break #is it me who needs fixing or is it the world?

[holdoncallfailed]

one of the most consistently entertaining aspects of please kill me is when someone will be rhapsodizing for paragraphs about how beautiful and sexy someone was and this is who they're talking about

#genuinely does speak to how far charisma and star power can take you regardless of how you look or sound #tho i think elvis costello is actually a skilled musician. unlike some others. #and i do think richard hell was hot so i guess bebe buell has good taste at least half of the time #text

[lost-at-hacketts-quarry]

I've always had a type oh no-

Two for two for the "brunettes with an accent and are werewolves"...both of which somehow ended up in New York... And have a crush on an art girl...whose name starts with an A...

#the quarry #nick furcillo #wizards of waverly place #mason greybeck #i had this thought the other day and more similarities appeared while writing this #little me had good taste and still does lmfaooo #it always goes back to disney: first london tipton and kaitlyn and now alex russo and abi #making this post was such a hassle bc my internet is shit rn but i hope at least one person laughs :)