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letitbehurt · 2 months

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Interrogation/torture scenes where Whumper is just as gentle as they are cruel.

Their voice is soft even as they slide a serrated knife beneath Whumpee’s skin, methodically drawing out screams. Between rounds, they crouch on their heels as if calming a scared child, tilting their head to peer underneath a sweaty curtain of hair.

They ask guilessly, as blood drips steadily from the knife in their hand, “Should we try this again?”

#Whumpee’s hitched sob hearing those words over and over until they give Whumper the answer they’re looking for #even if it’s a lie #basically Whumpers who act like they’re dealing with children #it’s so demeaning #it makes Whumpee feel helpless or hysterical #as if they’re the one who’s doing all of this to themself #even when Whumper is holding the knife #the layers to the torture I’m telling you #that’s the good stuff #whump

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meatmensch · 1 year

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hate it when lame dudes in movies use inhalers and then...don't by the end of the movie? like they've become not-lame and they have moved past the need for their inhaler. bro getting up the courage to kiss your girl best friend does not mean your asthma has been cured. wtf

#tbf. idrk if inhalers r used for things other than asthma. maybe some ppl do use them for anxiety. but still.......#my posts #anyway. just watched hitch 🥰✌

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ihaveaweirdidea · 2 months

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Where to?

The original

#please steal these memes #hitchin a ride #hands down I'm hitching a ride on the USS Hotrod - i mean - Protostar #sorry i didnt do any ships from the movies or those of other races - next time #star trek #first contact day #st tos #st tng #st ds9 #st voyager #st enterprise #st discovery #st lower decks #st prodigy

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elany · 1 month

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Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.

Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats. And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.

So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation. King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??

The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!

And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--

Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.

Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.

#dungeon meshi #labrumisu #kabumisu #labru #do. do laios and misurn even have a ship name #i could invent one hmmm what sounds good hmmmmm la...misu. misula. gods that's awful hmmmm larun. misos. lmao i like that one #horrible ship name but a cute word at least #misos #ANYWAY #DO YOU SEE MY VISION FOLKS #DO YOU SEE THE UNPARALLELED COMEDIC POTENTIAL THIS HAS #chilchuck has been in full panic mode for MONTHS and these three are just slowly and peacefully drifting together #every time there's any sort of a hitch in their relationship he's just like This is it. we're all doomed now #Kabru will be like hm idk about that policy or misurn won't show his face for a day #and chilchuck will be hyperventilating in a corner somewhere #but surely marcille and falin would notice something's up! where are they!#honeymoon. next question #fr tho. i just. i just find this entire premise hysterical lmao

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theblacktiecacti · 2 months

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jay went to clown school. let’s talk about that

#art by me #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #i was drawing wherever the wind took me #and it took me to clown school jay #the best destination i could’ve hoped for #i feel like so much could be explored or expanded there in fanon #but i barely see anything #welp if there is none make some #sound off in the comments if you ever think about how jay rarely retracts into herself when faced with conflict #but instead goes to clown school or hitches a ride with the loserest boy she can find #and it’s the rare (and most impactful) moments when she responds differently #shutting down after the phone call with her grandmother #or blowing up after learning about lizzie and ava #or crying as she’s told to shoot her friend in the chest #but the every day conflict almost always gets humor as a response #which leads to very out of pocket moments but we love jay for it #oooooough jay ferin the way you express emotions is so important to meeeee #ALSO the fact that often it’s insult based humor or overly confident in self humor #let’s dissect that jay how do you relate to your friends in the hierarchical structure of the navy academy #did you feel like your humor had to subtly place you at the top? or you would not be enough? jay?#your relationship with kira hinges on fixing this structure by being better than it hm? let’s talk about that #let’s talk about how your life centered a lot around being the best even if not directly or intentionally #should i do a full analysis on this?#i kinda wanna do a full analysis on this #jrwi

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yfnkar · 3 months

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omg IM LOSING MY MIND. THE STUDIO INVESTIGRAVE NEW YEAR ART HAS MASKS OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS RIGHT?!?!

NORMAL GUY ON TOP, THEN THE DOPPELS, THEN MANON OK OK OK?!?!

NORMAL GUY IS FLOOR 9 (THE ROOF)

THE DOPPELS ARE FLOOR 8

AND THEREFORE, MANON IS FLOOR 7.

THE BUTCHER FLOOR.

THE FUCKI MEAT FLOOR

#elevator hitch #studio investigrave #manon deadplate #dead plate #cold front #eloquent countenance #SHES THE MEAT FLOOR #i posted this on twt already #i have no idea how to tag #rip manon #grilled hanger steak #sigverse #what the fuck else do i tag #hey guys whats up its me nice to meet you #meat

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ickyguts · 10 months

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>:) wanted to try my hand at the flippy flaky swap au MUAHAHA!

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mysticaf · 3 months

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Introducing my spy x fam au of elevator hitch!!!

the lore is still a work in progress but feel free to ask qs in the comments if ur interested!

#my art #elevator hitch #elevator hitch fanart #elevator hitch coworker #elevator hitch protag #au #spy x family #idk wtf im doing help

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sweeteastart · 1 month

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If you're still doing the outfit challenge, can you do Hyrule or Wild in B4?

Your art is stunning btw!

Still doing it ! As long as it's pined and I receive asks, I'll keep going I think :D

Also I'll give u one better op, both of them ! I felt inspired, and really, they rock it. I had fun squeezing in my little headcanons mostly Hyrule's eyes having a red glow because of the blood curse thing and Wild eye being white in the center on the scared side. Not completely blind but visually impaired/sensitive to light.

You guys are gonna make me blush with all the compliments-- thanks you

Thank for the ask ♪♪♪♪

#also Hyrule's ears are very pointy because of fairy heritage #and i destroyed poor Wild's right ear #i should draw out each boys so i can have consistent ears for them all #its fun #lu wild #lu hyrule #linked universe #linked universe hyrule #linked universe wild #ask response 💙#sweeteastart #thank you op !!#was waiting with baited breath for someone to ask B4 Wild #I WAS HITCHING SO BAD TO DO THIS ONE #Sweet link meet art #LU Fanart

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snzluv3r · 4 months

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What about an allergy denial scenario?

ask and you shall receive (six months later <3)

here’s my first attempt at a proper allergy denial scenario where you gift me flowers that i insist i couldn't possibly be allergic to as i apologetically sneeze all over them, not wanting to spoil such a beautiful gesture. lots of hitching and some very harsh sneezes

#my wavs #snz wav #sneeze wav #snzbian #you can tell i improvised all the dialogue because i said the flowers were in a vase #then later said i wanted to put them in water lol #alas #next scenario i do will be an attempt at an actual scripted wav #i got a little too sneezy recording this one and couldn’t think of words towards the wnd #all that hitching had me dizzy #as always i am open to requests you just never know the timeline lol #might take a day might take a year but i’ll TRY #snzblr

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harpoonsnotspoons · 5 days

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I have no idea if the Elevator Hitch fandom is alive but if it is, here you go