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paperw0rmz · 2 days

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Guyz look at the shirt I made

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sillyflipping · 5 days

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Pics from today!! We saw lots of wildlife and creatures and we waded in the creek and made art it was great

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wolvenwool · 1 year

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#forest #bible belt #doll #dirty kid

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thenaughtinthedark · 1 year

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#fyodor dostoyevsky smut #demons dostoevsky #fyodor dostoevsky #dostoevsky tag #bsd dostoevsky #crime and punishment #dostoevsky #dirty kid #psychoanalysis #self help #motivational books #guide to love #russian novels #Russia

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h0llymoon · 2 years

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I miss hitchhiking but I promised myself I wouldn’t go back out without a vehicle.

#hitchhiking #hitchhiker #backpacking #stealth camping #urban stealth camping #traveler #traveling #dirty kid #dirty kids #travel #van life #vanlife #nomadic #nomad

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invoke-parlay · 2 years

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#Merlin #van life #pup #travel #road dog #dirty kid

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mataurin · 3 months

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Fig and the Cig Figs!!!

#junior year so far is such a delight #did you give another character you like curly hair out of nowhere you ask #and to that I say good question I *flees*#dimension 20 #figeroth faeth #the bad kids #fantasy high #fantasy high: junior year #she’s blowing a kiss to ayda in the crowd who is whatever her equivalent of Beet red with arousal is #watching her silently and blankly thinking heinously dirty thoughts #*#fhjy #fh #fig faeth #my art

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darthvaders · 6 months

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Darth Vader + entrance

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frm9pm · 5 months

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My wife and I were walking around the city and when we saw a dumbledore poster we immediately turned to each other and made this hand gesture LOL

#Drarry #she knows HP only from the books/movies as a kid so she’s been enduring me talk about it constantly recently #even shes like ‘I think dumbledore did Harry dirty’ :(#anyways ppl prob thought we were insane cus I was laughing so hard #she usually doesn’t do silly stuff like that

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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DC can shoot blockbuster movies, but only WFA is genius enough to introduce PTA mom! Bruce who's extremely competitive.

I need Battinson, youngest parent there by far, to roll in, smudged make up, bruises, a busted red lip.

No one thinks to link those marks to Batman. They're OBVIOUSLY evidence of a long night of fooling around in the club instead of caring for his young ward

Margie thinks that's funny, seeing as this guy obviously doesn't get out much. She tried putting him through the trial of Intimidating Mom Show Off and he just said, " I'm going to cry in the bathroom. Excuse me."

I'm sorry, but Bruce being openly affectionate with Dick, Jason, Damian, Cass, and Tim, -- kisses on the cheek, hugs that last until the teacher breaks them off, - would have the fathers cringing.

" Haha, I don't do that with my kids. I'm actually here because my wife bitched at me."

Bruce, straight up, " Don't you like your children?"

" Excuse me?!"

" Not yet. Why do you hate your kids?"

" I love my kids, I just can't wait to get away from them. Come on, you know how it's like."

" No. I love my babies. Why do you hate your babies? Why do you hate your wife. I'll pay for your divorce if you want."

Bruce gets reported VERY often to the principal and board for being inappropriate, and you know what? They refuse to do anything. It was about time someone raised hell around here.

Duke, age 8, watching a grown man throw a tantrum because Bruce called Dick 'baby' : Bruce. I can poke him with my sword

Bruce: Not yet, Duke

Jason tries exploding every kid he doesn't like with his mind. "Trust me, you won't like the alternative. Now be gone! My papi brought me lunch." It's a lunchbox full of books.

Bruce gets along the best with the mothers. They treat him like the class hamster

#bruce wayne #dc #batman #batdad #batfam #duke thomas #jason todd #jason uses Shakespeare language send tweet #text #let harley and martinez and selina be his back up for when he cant manage to come. someone makes the mistake of muttering #' whole family's a bunch of freaks' and harley does not hesitate okay. pull that bitch in the street and beat their ass #in front of their kids. do them dirty. in front of they bloodline #text post

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paperw0rmz · 7 months

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