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naquey · 3 months

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contains: aged up characters, sex ritual, witchcraft, oral (m receiving), protected sex

Dipper shifted his weight from one leg to the other.

He felt oddly out of place standing in Luna's bedroom. Her decoration was very gothic, and very witchy. She had statues, and animal skulls, shelves lined with herbs, moon imagery in posters and books lining her bookcase. He felt like he didn't quite match the aesthetic.

"Are you still sure you want to do this?" Luna asked.

She came out of the bathroom, learning against the doorway. Wearing what he could only assume was nothing but a black and purple silk robe covered in moon and star patterns. Dipper flushed and sat down on the edge of the bed.

"Is it too late to tell you I'm a virgin?"

"Woah! Even better!" She laughed and sat next to him on the bed.

"Wait, really?"

"No, not at all. All that stuff about virgins is just bullshit, it doesn't really matter."

"Huh, the more you know."

"We can take this slow, if you'd like. Yeah? You don't have to rush into anything."

"I know how this works, it's not like I've been sex-avoidant all my life." Dipper chuckled.

"I'm not saying you don't know how sex works, I just don't want your first time to be... Well, to be horrible..."

"Was yours horrible?"

She opened her mouth to say something, trying to choose her next words carefully. Closing her mouth and chewing the inside of her cheek she played with the hem of her robe.

"I- Well, I've had quite a few horrible experiences... but, that hasn't deterred me from..."

"Let me make it a worthwhile experience."

"That's what I'm supposed to say to you." Luna chuckled.

"I guess I beat you to it."

"Oh, I forgot about the candles."

"Candles?"

"Yeah, you know. Set the mood, add a little atmosphere. Maybe some incense."

"You told me this was going to be a ritual, what exactly would this do?" Dipper tilted his head to the side.

"Oh, you know, getting in tune with our mind and body, some manifesting. Small stuff." She shrugged, going over to one of her dressers and pulling open a drawer.

"I'm already in tune with my mind and body." Dipper laughed awkwardly.

"That tells me you're not."

For some reason Dipper felt like someone was watching him. Looking over at the dresser with a mirror attached to it he noticed a decent sized marble statue sitting on a silver table cloth. A bowl with roses sitting in front of it. It was as if the statue was watching him although it had no eyes. Squinting and peering at it from where the bed was he watched carefully as if he were going to unearth a secret.

"Oh, that's my Aphrodite statue."

"Isn't Aphrodite like the Greek Goddess of sexuality, fertility, and lust?" Dipper rose a brow, giving her a weary look.

"Well yeah, but she had a part in other things." Luna grabbed the light that was sitting on the dresser with the statue.

"Do you like... Pray to her?"

"Not everyday, but often enough."

There were five candles set up around the room, each a different color with different symbols written on their glass holders. The atmosphere of the room felt like it had shifted. Floral incense was lit and placed in a holder on the same dresser she got the lighter from. Then she paused and looked at the light pink colored candle. Her eyes fixated on it in concentration. Then she lit it as well, the flame stood taller and brighter than the other candles.

"Dipper, you're going to have to relax. You're awfully tense."

His face flushed once again and his hands balled up the blanket beneath him at his sides. He was a novice, and he was honest about having zero experience because he's a virgin. Sure, he'd watched enough porn when he was a horny teenager but he never really expected for something like this to happen. He wasn't complaining.

She crouched on the balls of her feet in front of him, smiling up at him sweetly. Hands gently resting on his knees. His body got very warm, very quickly and suddenly he was silently hoping he didn't start sweating any time soon.

"You look like you're going to have an aneurysm, are you- "

"I am completely sure." Dipper's voice cracked.

"The room isn't too warm, is it?" She leaned closer, her voice dropping to a sultry tone. Kneeling in front of him, situated between his legs like a puzzle piece.

"No, no, the temperature is perfect." His voice cracked again and his face tinted red.

He watched with unwavering focus as she rubbed her hands up and down his legs. Her hands gentle enough felt like electricity sending shockwaves through his body. Dipper knew how this worked, knew what was going to happen. Gosh, was he completely unprepared.

Her tongue piercing just barely grazed the undersized of his dick, he could feel the back of her throat. Unable to keep himself propped up by his elbows he was laying back on the bed fisting the sheets as this feeling in him built up like a wild fire.

"You- You... I forgot you have a-" He cut himself off with this guttural groan, pushing his head as far back into the mattress as he could, his back arching.

It didn't take him long to cum down her throat. Putting a hand over his mouth to keep back whatever noise was going to come out of his throat. Albeit a bit of a surprise, Luna could only swallow a bit of it before having to pull back because of her gag reflex activating. It took it's sweet time.

Dipper propped himself up on his elbows, blinking a couple of times when he saw her face. Quite flushed, glossy eyes, glossy lips, only a little cum dribbled onto her chin. She chuckled at his expression.

"You, you have a lot of stamina, don't you?"

"Well, I mean. I keep myself pretty pent up." Dipper scratched at his chin. His stupid little goatee was growing in nicely.

This wasn't an uncommon sight for him, but it was a strange feeling. For so long, he had cooped himself up in his dorm at college, researching anomalies, turning down invitations to parties, and opting for his studies instead. He was book smart more than street savvy. Being quiet and reserved in nature just made it all the more erotic having her pinned against the mattress.

He was like a dog in heat. Whimpering and groaning, holding her tight enough to leave bruises. She swore she heard him growl in her ear. The bed was creaking and shaking, but that didn't matter. The sheets were balled into her fists as Dipper rocked his hips in an almost erratic rhythm.

"I've been waiting so long." His face was buried in the crook of her neck. "I couldn't help but imagine us in every... single... position."

She sucked him in deeper. Wetness coated the inside of her thighs, already staining the mattress. Her walls clenched around him, causing a jolt to jump up his spine like electricity.

"Then we can go for every position until you're tired."

"Wh- What?" His heart skipped a beat. He couldn't believe what he was hearing.

It was like the nerd finally got the girl and could prove that all this time he had been practicing so he could get it right.

The good thing was it was summer.

#dipper pines #dipper pines x oc #dipper pines smut #smut #gravity falls smut #post weirdmageddon #dipper #mason pines #oneshot #no beta we die like men

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gummygoatgalaxy · 2 days

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She's telling him the dumbest idea ever

Quick doodle of Dipper Pines and my oc Vee Corduroy (Wendy's lil sis) that i made at 3am while i rewatched some episodes to survive my insomnia for the night oof

#my art #oc #my oc #fanart #gravity falls #gravity falls oc #gravity falls fanart #dipper pines #vee corduroy #oc x canon #gummygoatgalaxy

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heartsgravitating · 1 year

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Howdy! I don't usually advertise here because its my like, relax/hobby account but I'm a bit short on rent this month I'm open for Gravity Falls commissions either in show style (or as close as I can) or my style! ocxcannon is A-okay with me! Fullbodies (sale) $50 extra characters + $40 Colored sketch $30 extra characters+ $20 feel free to pm me here or on my Twitter @ Annakitsun3 please have a reference for your OCs! <3 I take Venmo, cash app, Kofi, paypal

#Gravity Falls #Stan pines #oc x cannon #dipper pines #mabel pines #grunkle stan

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zharizard666 · 7 months

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I feel a little bad leaving you without art for so long, like I know I'm on hiatus, but still :(

So here are some of my favorite old drafts that I never had enough motivation (or energy) to finish.

Maybe later I'll post some stickers I made a while ago for conventions so this account just doesnt die lmao

(btw feel free to use my sketches as you please, my art is yours, just remember to credit me <3)

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theflapjackwhoeatslavender · 4 months

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a bunch of gravity falls doodles i did on a whim!!

#gravity falls #bill cipher #dipper pines #mabel pines #stanford pines #gravity falls oc #oc #yes i'm cringe i like oc x canon #reject cringe culture be happy

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lavandoniaaaa · 9 months

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gravity falls redesign trying to stick with my new graphic table

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dughck · 21 hours

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If it pleases the court, I'd like to present to y'all my gravity falls OC, Reynaud "Ronny" Sawyer. Thank you.

#original character #original post #drawing #illustration #gravity falls #gravity falls oc #dipper and mabel #stan pines #stan pines x oc #he got that dog in him #Dughckartwoahh

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norman-cipher · 5 months

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Dipman edits I forgot to post

#gravity falls #dipper pines #gf dipper #gravity falls fanart #oc x canon #dipman #norman cipher #my art #owl house #the owl house #NOT BILDIP

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askbillcipherandceleste · 3 months

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I imagine if Celeste survived and was with Bill in the mindscape, that they'd very very rarely possess anyone like ever!!!

But I can see them doing it on a date, or possibly Dipper wanting to know what exactly happens to souls when possessed (I can see the two being friends)..

Anyway I made a drawing of it!!!!

This would be the ONLY time Celeste has ever possessed anyone (at least human, I can see them possessing animals though)..

So they got no clue what their doing, the hat doesn't stay on right, and they got no motor control AT ALL... Like imagine Bipper but so much worse, and even funnier is Celeste like is doing it all by accident, they don't wanna hurt their friend.

Anyway, I can also see anyone/thing Celeste possesses within the AU first off getting the Pie-CUT eyes, a very faint crescent moon under both cheeks (almost like eye bags) and some faint stars shine in the possessed one's hair..

#art #oc x canon #bill cipher #bipper #BUT NOT #DIPESTE (NOT SHIP I REPEAT)#dipper pines #gravity falls oc #gravity falls #rambles #ask blog

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marmorafarms · 3 months

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Does anyone read Gravity Falls fic still? Well I hope so because I'm writing one!

Friday I'm In Love

Ch 1

Rating: Teen+ (PG 13)

Pairing: Stan Pines/OC

Summary: When Elfie comes to Gravity Falls to help her friend propose, she wasn't expecting to experience the wildest summer of her life. With the return of demonic forces imminent, Elfie must band together with the Pines family, and finds love along the way.

You can also find the fic here on ao3!

“This is a stupid plan for butt faces,”

“Mabel, when will you understand that just because you don’t agree with a plan doesn’t make it inherently bad?” Dipper said, shaking his head at his twin sister. She was sitting on a log, glaring at the ground while Dipper fiddled around with a strange gadget. It looked exactly like a smart watch, but the words appearing on screen were odd sigils rimmed with red.

“I just think this could hurt someone if you’re not careful. And you and Grunkle Ford are never careful,” Mabel grumbled.

“That’s not true!” Dipper said. “Look, all it does is summon the last person to touch it. Other than me of course, because I’ve calibrated it to me, therefore I can’t summon myself if I’m holding it. The last person to hold it was Grunkle Ford. So when I press this button, Grunkle Ford will appear.”

“Are you sure that’s who had it last?” Mabel said nervously. “He set it down near the register in the Mystery Shack. What if someone else picked it up? You could be snatching someone from their family!”

“Mabel, just trust me. I know what I’m doing. And a one and a two and a…” the teenage boy pressed a button, and there was a sudden flash of blue light.

“And here we have Grunkle…wait what?!”

—

One second ago, Elfie had been mindlessly chatting with her best friend Melody in the parking lot of a place called The Mystery Shack. And now? Here she was, standing in the middle of the woods with two teenagers goggling at her.

“Do I need to up my meds?” Elfie said, looking around. “Where am I? What’s going on?”

“Dipper what did I tell you?!” the young girl said, turning to the boy next to her. “This lady here touched it last! And she’s freaked out because of your koo-koo-bananas machine doodad! You have to send her back!”

“I don’t know how!” the boy who seemed to be named Dipper said frantically.

“Are either of you Melody?” Elfie asked tentatively.

“You’re okay ma’am,” the girl said, standing up and brushing herself off. “Don’t worry, you don’t need to up your meds! Probably.”

“I’m so sorry,” Dipper said. “Um. Well. Did you happen to be at a place called the Mystery Shack recently?”

The brown haired boy looked very worried, his aviator hat askew. He quickly adjusted it and began to pace back and forth while the girl who must be his sister began to chastise him. Elfie took a moment to look around, before spying a sign shaped like an arrow, with a green question mark sloppily painted on. Okay. That was something she recognized. All she needed to do was ground herself and then—

“You must’ve been at the Mystery Shack, otherwise you wouldn’t be here right now. For some reason, you grabbed this, and now you’re in the woods with us.”

“I was in the parking lot just now,” Elfie finally said. “And then I disconnected from reality because there’s no way I just teleported.”

“Oh no, you totally teleported,” the girl said. “My brother here created a thingy that teleports people! Kinda cool, kinda messed up, but don’t worry! You’re fine. The Mystery Shack is down the road a bit. I’m Mabel, and the guy who messed up your day is Dipper!”

“I didn’t mess up her day!” Dipper said angrily. “Did I?”

“Okay, let’s say this is actually happening,” Elfie said, rubbing her temples with her fingers. “That means that my friend who is about to propose to her boyfriend is now probably freaking out. In the parking lot. Alone. At least she’ll be able to go into the store and find her boyfriend.”

“Why wasn’t he with you?” Dipper asked, frowning. “Was she really going to propose to him in a lame tourist trap?”

Elfie glared at the boy. “It’s not lame!” she said, stamping her foot like a child. “Her boyfriend owns the shack, so you better watch it kid.”

Dipper and Mabel exchanged shocked expressions, and turned to her, wonder in their eyes.

“Is her boyfriend Soos?” Mabel said slowly.

“That’s Jesùs Ramirez to you,” Elfie said with a sniff. “Or Mr. Mystery I suppose.”

“No, we call him Soos all the time!” Mabel said. “You’re friends with Melody? Dipper, how come you didn’t connect the dots?”

“What? Me?” Dipper said, annoyed. “What about you?”

“I’m not good at piecing all the puzzely things together,” Mabel said. “You’re the one who does that.”

“Look,” Dipper said, turning to Elfie. “Soos is one of my—“

“OUR!” Mabel interrupted with a shout.

Dipper sighed. “One of our best friends in town. Yes he’s eighteen years older than us, but that doesn’t matter. What does matter is—wait did you say Melody is going to propose?”

Elfie sighed. This day was going to hell in a hand basket very fast. But if these kids were telling the truth, getting back to Melody, and more importantly getting to where she had been trying to go, would be a snap. She really needed to get to her friend and help her with the proposal. They had a whole plan and everything!

“Yeah she is,” Elfie said. “And I need to be there to make sure it goes off without a hitch. But I guess things going perfectly to plan isn’t happening anymore.”

"We have to get you back!” Mabel said, slapping her hands to her face. “Where’s the golf cart? We need to get Soos engaged!”

Before she knew it, Elfie found herself zooming through the underbrush of the forest, ducking her head every few seconds when a branch passed by. She held on for dear life as they flew over stumps and tree roots. When they finally arrived, Elfie saw Melody in the parking lot. A tall heavy set man that could only be Soos stood next to her, along with two men that looked 30 years her senior.

They all had serious expressions on their face. One of the men wore a long trench coat, and everyone was staring at him as spoke at top speed.

“The logical explanation is that your friend touched the device, and Dipper decided to use it. Don’t worry Melody, we will find her very soon.”

“Maybe sooner than we thought. Is that her?” the other man said in a gravely voice, pointing towards Elfie and the two teens. Elfie swore she was seeing double as she looked at the two men. There were a few distinct differences, but she was definitely looking at a set of identical twins. Elfie’s stomach did a flip as she looked at the twin pointing in her direction.

He was a stocky man wearing a brown leather jacket and a deep frown. His five o’clock shadow was really doing it for her, and she had to look away. Damn her thing for older men.

“Dipper my boy!” the man in the trench coat said, spreading his arms wide. “I’m glad to see you!”

"And I’m glad to see you!” Melody said happily, looking at Elfie.

“You said this town was weird but I wasn’t expecting that,” Elfie said, glancing at Dipper, who was staring at the ground.

“Yeah my brother and Grunkle Ford get up to all kinds of crazy wacko shenanigans,” Mabel said with a laugh. “I’m just glad you’re safe um…uh…what was your name?” In their haste to get back to the shack, Elfie hadn’t had the chance to introduce herself.

“Oh, I’m Elfie,” she said with a smile.

“That’s a cool name!” the teenage girl said.

"It’s a nickname,” Elfie said. “You can thank Melody over here for it. She gave it to me in middle school.”

“Why?” Dipper asked. “I’ll tell you why I go by Dipper if you tell me your actual name.”

“Maybe in a second,” Elfie said. “I need to talk to Melody about something,” she said, giving her friend a pointed look. Melody looked nervous at these words and then sighed.

“I was going to tell you earlier, but then you vanished,” Melody said. “Our…plans…have to wait. Stan and Ford here, as well as Dipper and Mabel, are staying here for a few months, and Soos wants to get them settled in.”

No way. This couldn’t be happening! Elfie and Melody had been planning this for months, and two sets of twins were going to ruin it by staying here?

“Plans?” Soos said frowning. “I thought you two dudes were just gonna tour the Mystery Shack and then get going.”

“We kind of wanted to hang out with you,” Elfie said. “We thought we could go to the lake for a bit.”

“Oh,” Soos said, looking surprised. “Sorry guys, I gotta get them settled in. You’re not leaving today are you? I thought Melody said something about you guys staying for a bit.”

“Elfie is staying with a friend, and I’m staying with my grandma like I do every summer,” Melody said.

“Who’s your friend?” the older man with leather jacket said.

“His name is Dan,” Elfie said, thinking about her lumberjack friend. “Real sweet guy. I’ve missed him.”

For some reason, everyone was silent except for Melody, who was covering a grin with her hand.

“What?” Elfie said. “Why are you all looking at me like that?”

“Did you just say your friend is Manly Dan?” Mabel said with a gasp.

“And did you say he was sweet?” Soos said, cocking his head to the side. “That dude is scary!”

“Dan isn’t scary!” Elfie said, frowning. “He’s a really nice guy. What makes you think he’s not?”

“He broke the town clock by punching it over and over again. That weirdo’s got a screw loose,” the man in the leather jacket said, rolling his eyes.

“Stan!” Mabel said, slapping his shoulder. “Don’t say that!”

“I’m just saying it like it is!” Stan said. “He’s nuts!”

“Wait a second,” Elfie said, narrowing her eyes. “I know you. You’re the founder of this place, I saw a picture of you on the wall of the gift shop.”

“Yep!” Stan said proudly. “I’m—“

“The Mystery hack,” Elfie said, and Stan choked on air. Everyone looked at her with wide eyes, and she continued.

“Stan Pines, right? I’ve heard about you from Dan over the years and I know exactly what kind of man you are. Dan has a screw loose? Hello Pot, my friend’s name is Kettle. Are you really calling him black?”

“Well, wait, I wasn’t trying to—“

“He’s probably worried about me,” Elfie said, sticking her nose in the air. “It was good to meet most of you, but I probably won’t be seeing you.”

“Elfie!” Melody said scandalized. “Don’t be like this!”

Elfie whipped out her phone and began dialing. “I’m calling Dan to pick me up,” she said and stalked off.

“I like her,” Mabel said fondly. “She’s fun.”

—

“I really Stan’d that one up, didn’t I?” Stan said with a sigh, plopping down on the chair that Soos had saved just for him.

“Stanley, when people talk fondly about a friend, you shouldn’t start insulting said friend,” his twin Ford said with a sigh, sitting down on the couch and scrawling something down in a notebook.

“What do you know about friendship?” Stan asked. “You can barely stand to be around anyone in town. Why should I take advice from you?”

“I may not like being around other people, but I do know a thing or two about how people work, unlike you apparently. Considering how that situation went down, I’d say I know a lot more than you,” Ford said.

“She shouldn’t’ve talked to him like that though,” Soos said, entering the room with a bag of potato chips. “Melody said she’s going to do damage control. You guys’ll probably bump into each other sooner or later, this town is pretty small. She wants to make sure Elfie doesn’t stay mad for like, the rest of time.”

“I wasn’t trying to make her mad or nothin’,” Stan said. “It’s just that—“

“That your brain and your mouth aren’t connected!” said a voice from the doorway. Everyone jumped and turned. Mabel was leaning against the door frame, tapping away at her phone.

“Don’t worry, I’m like that too!” she said, walking into the living room. “My mouth sometimes says stuff that my brain hears and goes what?! It’s okay, I’m sure everything will be fine. Soos, do you know how long she’ll be staying here for?”

“Sorry dawg, I don’t know,” Soos said with a shrug. “Melody just said she’ll be here for “a bit” and I don’t know what that means.”

“Hopefully for a while!” Mabel said happily, turning the TV on. “She seems cool. Dipper likes her too, don’t you Dip Dop?” Mabel shouted into the hallway.

“Can you not call me that?” Dipper said, emerging from the kitchen with a can of Pitt Cola.

“Only if you tell them what you said about Elfie,” Mabel said with a giggle.

“W-what? I didn’t say anything!” Dipper said quickly, face flushing.

“You said she looks like a super m—“

“A super great person who is not anything more than just a super great person,” Dipper said, clapping a hand over his sister’s mouth. “What are you all looking at?” he asked the group.

“Was Mabel about to say super model?” Soos asked, sitting down next to Ford.

“Ugh, it doesn’t matter!” Dipper said angrily. “Look, okay, maybe I think she’s pretty, but I didn’t say anything else.”

“Yeah he did,” Mabel said smirking.

“Eh, makes sense,” Stan said with a shrug. “She’s a pretty lady. But she’s also an adult so don’t be weird about your new summer crush.”

“I don’t have a summer crush!” Dipper said, voice cracking. “You guys suck!”

“Wait, Stan!” Mabel said, looking at him with big eyes. “You think she’s pretty too?”

“Well. I mean, yeah. She’s objectively good looking. Pretty face, and a nice—“

“Choose your next words very carefully,” Ford said tersely without looking up from his writing. Just as Stan was about to fire back, Soos’ phone buzzed.

“Oh dudes, it’s Melody!” Soos said, reading the message. “She says she managed to convince Elfie not to uh…gouge Stan’s eyes out with a rusty spoon? That’s weirdly specific.”

“Yeesh, this lady is crazy, no wonder she’s friends with Dan,” Stan said shaking his head.

“A beautiful woman who threatens you with violence? Sounds like every woman you flirt with,” Ford said shaking his head. “You like crazy.”

“Yeah, but those were one night—“

“Aaand that’s our cue to leave,” Dipper said, yanking Mabel to her feet.

“Awww…” Mabel said sadly, but let her brother lead her out of the room.

“Look Soos. I’m sorry I got your girl’s friend mad. But she’s fine now, right? All’s well that ends well,” Stan said looking at Soos.

“Mr. Pines, I’m not sure everything went well. Sure she’s not going to like, murder you, but maybe you should apologize.”

A booming laugh sounded from beside the young man. Ford was wiping a tear from his eye as he laughed, journal falling to the floor.

“Stanley apologizing? That’s a good one.”

“I just said sorry to Soos,” Stan grumbled, “It’s not like I’m incapable of it.”

“Your apology amounted to “sorry I did a bad thing but who cares because it’s better now” which is a terrible one,” Ford pointed out. “Sincerely apologizing for hurting the feelings of someone and trying to get that person to be on good terms with you? That won’t happen.”

“You don’t know what I’m capable of!” Stanley said, annoyed. “I could apologize to her right now. Gimme the phone Soos.”

“Over the phone? Really Stanley? That’s the easy way out. Apologizing in person is something you could never do.”

“Oh I’ll do it!” Stan said, getting to his feet. “Tomorrow morning, I’m going over to Dan’s house and I’ll give the best apology the world has ever seen!” And with that, Stan stormed out of the living room, presumably going to his room to pout.

“Dude. That was amazing,” Soos said, looking at Ford with wide eyes. “How’d you do that?”

“Do what?” Ford said innocently.

“You were right, Stan never apologizes in a real way. But he’s actually gonna do it now! You got him to!”

“Getting my brother to do things is simple,” Ford said, picking his journal up. “All you have to do is piss him off by saying that he can’t do it, and then he will. I got him to investigate a sea monster near Alaska doing just that. We had to dive into the freezing waters, and he didn’t want to. Not until I told him that of course he couldn’t do it. Why would he? Obviously he didn’t have it in him. And then just like that, he put his gear on, and we got that monster taken care of.”

“Wow,” Soos said, eyes wide. “That’s like, super top secret information. I won’t tell a soul!”

“Eh, it’s probably something people should know,” Ford said. “It’ll make everyone’s life easier.”

“I should let Elfie know that Stan’s coming over in the morning,” Soos said, picking up his phone. “And probably send back up just in case she changes her mind about the rusty spoon.”

—

“Manly Dan, eh?” Elfie said, bustling around the kitchen to help Dan make dinner. Dan looked at her in surprise, eyebrows shooting up.

“Where’d you hear that one from?” he asked.

“Some teenager named Mabel,” Elfie said as she coated some asparagus in olive oil. “If things hadn’t been so strange today, I would’ve laughed.”

“What, you don’t think I’m manly?” Dan said good naturedly. “These muscles ain’t enough to prove it?” the red haired lumberjack said, flexing for his friend.

“Hmm. Not convinced,” Elfie said, and Dan sighed dramatically.

“I’m the manliest in town,” Dan said. “That’s how I got the name. Even manlier than the manotaurs.”

“Than the what?” Elfie asked as she began to close the oven door.

“Don’t worry about it,” Dan said nervously. “Just a joke.”

“No no no,” Elfie said, wagging a finger. “There’s something up with this town. What’s a manotaur?”

“Nothing’s up with this town,” Dan said firmly, putting a steak in a pan. “Why would you think that?”

“That girl Mabel? Well her brother teleported me from the Mystery Shack.” Elfie began to recount her day to Dan, who listened in stony silence. His face was unreadable, but Elfie didn’t seem to be paying attention. She was too busy ranting about Stan.

“Can you believe he said that?” Elfie said. “I wanted to punch him.”

“Elfie, you’re doing it again,” Dan said, putting some rosemary in the pan.

“Doing what?” Elfie asked, hand on her hip.

“Going wild over something small. Was that a big problem, or a little problem?” Dan asked. Elfie looked to the side, and her shoulders sagged.

“A little one,” she grumbled.

“Everyone thinks I’m a bit crazy,” Dan said. “It doesn’t bother me though because everyone in this town is a bit crazy. But Stan is alright. He saved the town once.”

“Really?” Elfie said skeptically.

“Really,” Dan said. “And he gave my daughter a job before she went off to college.”

“How’s Wendy doing by the way?” Elfie asked.

“She’s great,” Dan said with a wide smile. “I’m proud of that kid. She’ll be a sophomore in college come fall term. Gets straight A’s, even in classes she swears she’s gonna fail.”

“Cindy would be proud,” Elfie said. Dan stopped what he was doing for a moment, and then smiled at Elfie.

“I think she would. You know, you two were like peas in a pod. Probably why we all got along so well.” Dan said, a sad smile on his face.

“She used to call me an honorary red head from how firey I am,” Elfie said, playing with a lock of her dark brown hair. “I’m glad everything is going well. Are we going to make the trip to visit her?”

“Of course. The Valentino’s do a good job taking care of her headstone, but I like to clean it myself sometimes. Place some new flowers down.”

There was a comfortable silence before Elfie spoke again.

“Can I ask you a question?”

“Shoot,” Dan said, flipping the steak.

“Why weren’t you shocked when I said Dipper teleported me?”

“That boy is a friend of Wendy’s,” Dan said. “They met when he was 12. If there’s one thing I know about him, it’s that you should always expect the unexpected with him.”

“Does he know what a manotaur is?” Elfie asked casually.

“I think so,” Dan said. “Look they’re basically a minotaur with the power of toxic masculinity. They have dumb thoughts about what being a man is about. I try and teach the boys that being a man isn’t about being strong or mean or something like that. It’s about what’s inside. Being your own man isn’t about being aggro all the time, and nobody should think like that.”

“True,” Elfie said. “Where are they by the way?”

“They’re staying the night with some friends,” Dan said.

“All three?” Elfie asked surprised. Dan nodded.

“They’ll be back tomorrow. Marcus has been talking my ear off about how great it will be for me to have a friend, and Gus and Kevin have been speculating about gifts.”

Elfie laughed and shook her head. “Your boys know me too well. I did in fact bring them some stuff.”

“I think Marcus is right though,” Dan said casually. “I’m glad to have my best friend back.”

“Aww,” Elfie said, leaning against his shoulder. “You’ve got friends here though, right?”

“I have been getting to know Stan’s brother Ford,” Dan said slowly.

“Oh have you?” Elfie asked, an impish smile on her face.

“Not like that!” Dan said, swatting at her.

“He’s pretty cute, wouldn’t be surprised if you were,” Elfie said.

“I guess so,” Dan said with a shrug. “You must think Stan’s cute too then. They’re twins after all.”

“I mean…he’s not terrible looking,” Elfie said, pulling the asparagus out of the oven. Dan leveled her with a look, and Elfie sighed.

“Alright fine, he’s really hot. But! I’m still mad at him. So that docks him like, 100 hotness points.”

“You’ve always had a thing for the elderly,” Dan said.

“He’s not elderly!” Elfie said, slapping his shoulder. “He’s like, 65, max.”

“Which makes him over 30 years older than you,” Dan said.

“It’s not like I’m trying to date him,” Elfie said.

“Nah, you’d just be trying to fuck him,” Dan said, and Elfie almost dropped the plate of steak and asparagus that Dan had handed to her.

“You are so lucky your kids aren’t home,” Elfie said.

“Am I wrong?” he asked as they sat down at the dining table.

“I’m not answering that,” Elfie said, stabbing a piece of meat.

"That tells me all I need to know,” Dan said, leaning back in his chair. He handed Elfie a soda, and cracked open a can of beer for himself.

“Ooo, you splurged on the name brand stuff,” Elfie said, taking a drink.

“Anything for you, doll,” Dan said.

After dinner, Elfie walked to the spare bedroom and changed into her pajamas. Dan had been right, she had completely overreacted. But she couldn’t stand her friends being made fun of. She knew exactly how that went, and wasn’t going to stand for it. Right as she was about to turn the lamp off, her phone buzzed.

Hey emmy elf!

It was Melody.

Hey! What’s up?

She and Melody chatted about nothing for awhile. Just as Elfie was about to tell her she needed to get some shut eye, Melody sent a long message.

Look, I wanted to talk about earlier. Stan was out of line, but you kinda blew up at him. I think maybe it’d be better if we all just made friends and forgot about what he said. The town is really small, and there really isn’t a lot to do. You’re going to run into him at some point, and I don’t want any bad blood between you guys. Stan is like a father to Soos, and I think it’d be good if we were all friends.

Elfie sighed. Melody had a point.

Yeah okay, I won’t gouge his eyes out with rusty spoon, I promise.

She flipped her phone over and closed her eyes. This town was crazy, but hopefully she could learn to love it. Elfie dreamed of being captured by a giant minotaur who kept saying weird disrespectful things about women. Her dream continued, and Stan showed up to save the day. When Elfie woke up, she was slightly annoyed that the best part of the dream had been interrupted. Oh well. Sliding out of bed, she was about to grab her clothes and go take a shower when there was a knock on the door.

“Hold on!” Elfie said. She opened the door and saw Dan standing in the doorway.

"Someone’s here to see you,” he said with a big yawn.

“Is it Melody?” Elfie asked.

“Soos and…well you’ll see,” Dan said.

A feeling of dread washed over her, and Elfie walked to the front door. She flung it open to find Soos and Stan at the doorstep, both pointedly looking away from her.

Fuck.

She was wearing a tight tank top and mini shorts, both of which left little to the imagination. Slightly embarrassed, but willing to hold her ground, Elfie cleared her throat.

“Do you need something?” she asked.

“Stan wanted to talk to you,” Soos said.

Stan was looking at the ground, seeming to regret his choice to come here.

“I just wanted to talk about yesterday,” Stan said. “But uh, maybe I should come back later.”

“Give me one second,” Elfie said, and quickly rushed back in to her house. She caught the words “…take her to the diner” right before she closed the door. Today was shaping up to be something interesting.

#gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #oc x canon

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edalynn · 7 months

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Based on the headcanons about Hunter growing plants/branches/etc due to being made from Palistrom wood! 💕 Wonder who he’s looking at👀😏

Gardenia: You’re lovely, secret love/Camellia, pink: Longing for you/Camellia, red: You’re a flame in my heart/Camellia, white: You’re adorable

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naquey · 4 months

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All Seeing Alchemist

Dipper comes back for the summer just to take a break from college and maybe spend a little time at the Mystery Shack. The town has been reconstructed, and with Gideon in jail, it seems all the more confusing when there's another psychic but thanks to town history they're seemingly ignored.

contains: crystals, meet cute, college dipper, dipper still has anxiety, flashbacks to Gideon almost killing Dipper

Dipper was glad to be back in Gravity Falls.

College had been kicking his ass, even more so because he was an overachiever and was doing way too many things just to ensure that he could finish college on time like he planned. It was yet again, another forty-two step plan.

Thanks to Soos, he was able to settle back into that room in the attic, his Abuelita was staying in her own home. The room looked exactly like how had had left it, aside from the missing posters that were above his and Mabel's beds. The beds and the desk in the middle were still there. Setting down his bags and sitting down on the old bed he let out a surprised sound when the mattress sunk pretty deep under his weight. It has been a while since the mattress was replaced.

He'd gotten to the Mystery Shack later than he expected, the sky was already turning dark. Unzipping his suitcase he pulled out that journal Grunkle Ford had gotten him a while ago, it was white and blue like his old hat with a pinetree symbol on the cover. Flipping it open he leaned back to read over his writing... again.

The next morning he woke up with his book lying over his face, open to the last page he was reading. Groggy and half awake he rubbed a hand over his face, wiping away the grime from last night. Closing his journal he got up and stretched, walking on over to the mirror in the corner. Aside from his hair sticking up in different directions he looked pretty okay. He maybe, possibly, sort of had to change his shirt.

Gravity Falls hadn't exactly changed much since he'd vacationed there when he was twelve, and it hadn't changed since he visited last year. Although he had a car he decided to take a stroll down the block, choosing to look at places up close than slow driving down the street and looking at places from his car window. He had just about walked around town square three times, going in circles. It took him a moment to recognize a store that didn't look familiar.

Alchemic Apothecary the overhead sign read.

Pushing open the door there was a bell that rang when it opened. A certain smell assaulted his sense, incense. Suddenly he was thrust back into the past.

He and Gideon were in a warehouse after he had told him that Mabel didn't want to go out with him. He was suspended in the air, heart pounding out of his ribcage. The bolo tie that Gideon was clutching in his hand was glowing turquoise. A pair of scissors floating towards him, menacingly. Gideon was screaming about something but he couldn't hear him, all his focus was on that pair of scissors dangerously close to cutting him in half.

"Welcome, let me know if there's anything you need."

Her voice hit his ears and he was pulled out of the memory. His was leaning on one of the tables by the door, clutching the edge with white knuckles. Other hand clutched over his heart. Trying to calm down that thrumming in his ears he looked around. There were many, many things set out on shelves and tables. Crystals, herbs, tarot decks, tea sets, t-shirts, even statues of different kinds of Gods and Goddesses.

He picked up a large moonstone sphere, it had a purple tint.

"Moonstone, good choice. It can attract good intuition to your life, as well as stability and peace."

She touched his shoulder gently and he jumped. Just a bit taller than him with dark purple dyed hair that had a curl at the ends and long in the front. Tucking some hair behind her ear she offered him a smile. Her eyes were the same shade as chocolate.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't meant to spook you."

"No, no. You're okay." Dipper chuckled awkwardly and put the sphere back in its holder.

"I'm Luna, the store owner."

"Dipper Pines."

"Dipper? That's an interesting name." She giggled.

"How uh... How much is this?" Just like when he was younger, his voice cracked.

"There's a sticker if you just turn it over." She made the motion with her hands.

"Oh." He turned it over and merely glanced at the price before he noticed his palms were sweaty. "I'll- I'll just buy this."

He paid for the moonstone sphere and then made a quick exit from the shop. When he got back to the Mystery Shack he accidentally slammed the door behind him.

"Dipper?" Melody called, she was in the kitchen.

"Hi- Hi..." He cleared his throat.

"Oh, what's with the bag?" She nodded at the paper bag he was carrying.

"What bag? I'm not- It's nothing!" He hid it behind his legs, which didn't hide it.

"You're acting weird, what happened?"

"I'm not acting weird. Who's acting weird?"

"Dude, you're being really weird." Soos added. He was wearing an apron.

"Are you guys making pancakes? I can smell them." Dipper raised a brow.

"Oh, yeah. We're making pancakes, but you don't get any until you tell us why you're acting so weird?" Melody planted her hands on her hips.

"Okay, okay." Dipper sighed and walked into the kitchen.

Soos, Melody, and Dipper all sat around the kitchen table. Dipper was fidgeting, staring down at the table. Melody and Soos looked at him expectantly.

"So, you went to Alchemic Apothecary." Melody pursed her lips, nodding to herself.

"I just bought the first thing I touched, being in there reminded me of Gideon and then- then there was this girl."

"A girl?" Melody's eyes widened.

"Was is a meet cute fated to be, the tired college student and the occultist?" Soos asked with a chuckle.

"Oh! That would be so adorable!" Melody grinned.

"She said something about the stone sphere I bought, but I didn't listen..."

"Well, do you like her?" They both asked, leaning forward.

"I uh- I..."

"Dude, you gotta go back there." Soos said.

"Yeah! You gotta go back and ask her out!" Melody got up and put a plate of pancakes on the table. "In the meantime, plan what you're going to say."

Following Soos and Melody's advice, Dipper decided to go back. Not only because he thought she was cute, but also because he didn't want to sit and watch Melody and Soos dancing around their kitchen. It was adorable, but it also made him a little sad. Over the years after his crush on Wendy he had felt quite lonely. It was hard to really connect with people after everything he's been through, and the stuff he's interested isn't exactly what makes the ladies chase him.

Taking a deep breath before he opened the door he stopped when he saw some guy standing at the counter. Luna was having a conversation with him but didn't notice Dipper walk in. She probably noticed the bell above the door.

"Oh, Dipper!" She waved at him when she noticed him looking at the statues in the glass case. "Give me a second, sorry." She excused herself from the guy at the counter.

"Is Apollo made out of marble?" Dipper asked, tilting his head.

"Yeah! I thought it was pretty unique if I'm being honest. You're back for crystals, right?"

"What?"

She snorted. "Of course you're not back for crystals, you don't seem like a crystal collector."

"Yeah..."

"Could it be that you want to ask me out?"

"What? No! Of course not..."

She giggled.

"Because I would like to ask you out." Her arms were folded over her chest. She was wearing a blue mesh shirt patterned with gold stars and moons.

"Me? What- Why?" Dipper's face flushed.

"Do I really have to spell it out?" She deadpanned.

"No, no! You don't have to... I just- It's been a while."