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finnpoe for the ship ask meme!
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? probably poe tbh? he ironically sends all the dumb pick-up lines (”i’d like to enter YOUR trenches ;)))))” “poe stop”) and probably texts finn stuff like “ugh this briefing is so boring, all i can think of is ur pretty face and [redacted]” “that’s irresponsible, you really should be paying attention. anyways [redacted]” and the moral is that they’re nerds and also bad at sexting. both of them
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? both, but for different reasons--finn cries bc it always amazes him how openly republic movies deal with tragedy in such an open and honest way, while poe cries bc he’s a fucking emotional gay disaster
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? listen, it was 3 in the morning, black squadron just got back from a long mission, all poe could think about was having some real god damn food, and now the microwave’s on fire and it’s his fault somehow? it’s not his fault man
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? poe!!!! he’s so enthusiastic when he does it, like if you’re listening you can hear him kinda giggling before putting his hands on his bf’s face like!!! “hey buddy guess who!” finn always pretends to not know who it is and poe always pretends to be offended but it’s ok they’re both grinning like idiots and they smooch and it’s good!!!
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? finn for sure--for some ungodly reason his feet are always cold. it’s a great way to wake poe up, even though he hates it
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? finn--i mean he grew up without pop culture for over two decades, so of course when jessika pava recommends The Real Housewives of Coruscant to him, he’s gonna watch the first few episodes, and then all 12 seasons bc he just can’t look away. poe finds him glued to the screen in the middle of season 6 (the one with the god-awful senator’s wife named Brandy or something) and he just. leaves and comes back with an entire bottle of whiskey like “you’re gonna need this buddy”
Who laughs more during sex? both of them tbh? i mean both of them are kinda awk when it comes to intimacy, so ofc the first time they Did It they couldn’t stop laughing from nervousness, but now they’re comfortable enough around each other to not be embarrassed when the other person giggles bc they made a silly face. anyways they’re hopelessly in love goodnight!!
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? FINN FINN FINN listen after all that shit he went through he kinda wants to be comforted ok!!!!!!!!
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@wherearelewisandclark said: Tbh for the past month I’ve been calling you Isacar in my head.
is...a...car............ why am i a car
wherearelewisandclark said: *Issachar
lmao what does that mean
@deathbyspaceglam said: how would you pronounce it?
dye-tee (like aphrodite but without the aphro-)
#wherearelewisandclark#deathbyspaceglam#reptiles#original^tm#i kno im a romantic pretentious fucker lol
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for your high school au: cassian is a punk who skateboards
nice nice and nice.
but he does and he was that kid that was always buying stickers for his board and helmet. he broke his arm one week before school started cause he was trying to do some trick to impress bodhi and he tried to amp it up to make it seem more impressive than it was
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Five times Anders should have known better and one time he did
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ylU6UI
by deathbyspaceglam
Anders should really have known better than to develop feelings for such an asshole as Hawke. But it’s not too late to assert his standards.
Words: 666, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Dragon Age II
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Anders (Dragon Age), Male Hawke (Dragon Age), Isabela (Dragon Age)
Relationships: Anders/Male Hawke
Additional Tags: Canon Dialogue, Fix-It, fix-it of the writing, sex shaming, Implied/Referenced Cheating, vague mention of STIs, canon hawke, all of hawke's dialog is canon, anders has some different dialog though, Rejection
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ylU6UI
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Here’s the bi pride fic! Which is mostly me shaking my fist at the writers, but honestly, what do I write that doesn’t have an element of that?
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Who am I to lead these people?
by deathbyspaceglam
Finn wants to spark a rebellion in the First Order, but doesn’t think he can.
Words: 820, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Rose Tico
Relationships: Poe Dameron/Finn if you squint, Finn & Rose Tico
Additional Tags: Finn as a Moses allegory, Jewish Character, Finn beating himself up
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GYLuTr
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I hate to be That Person, but this
https://area51-official.tumblr.com/post/157039892993/casasupernovakiin-deathbyspaceglam
is not canon. it’s an edit.
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A Shot of Inaccuracy
Read it on the Ao3 at: http://ift.tt/2pKsmj0
by deathbyspaceglam
A year after the end of the war, the Rogue One crew watch a movie about themselves.
Words: 1448, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bodhi Rook, Jyn Erso, Cassian Andor, K-2SO (Star Wars), Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe
Relationships: Cassian Andor/Bodhi Rook, Chirrut Îmwe/Baze Malbus
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Post RotJ, Post Empire, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alcohol, Drinking Games, this is kind of like the ember island players episode of atla only with rogue one, Bodhi Rook Week 2017
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Who runs this blog?
mod yaddle: @softwedge
mod artoo: @deathbyspaceglam
mod ahsoka: @galakticrebel
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this meme is a day old but ☕ anything calling itself "hummus" that isn't made of garbanzo beans isn't valid
HOLY FUCK TRUE like hummus is literally made out of garbanzo....aka.....hummus......how can it be hummus without the fucking hummus
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@themiri yeeeee @deathbyspaceglam im going to sound like rick astley or smth
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HATING YODA, hating straights xD, fandom wank lmao
mutuals send me 🌠 and i’ll tell you three things i associate with you
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The Pursued, the Pursuing
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2uDsYxX
by deathbyspaceglam
Rose writes her phone number on the bathroom stall wall in the hopes that a cute girl will text her. She gets a bit more than what she hoped for.
Words: 999, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F
Characters: Rose Tico, Rey (Star Wars), Jessika Pava
Relationships: Jessika Pava/Rey/Rose Tico, Jessika Pava/Rey, Rey/Rose Tico, Jessika Pava/Rose Tico
Additional Tags: Rey Skywalker, Alternate Universe - High School, Polyamory, Triad relationship
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2uDsYxX
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And For Backstory, I Will (not) Pepper In the Fact That I Am Bi
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/31Hl2r0
by deathbyspaceglam
Anders wants to tell Hawke that he and Karl were past lovers, but something tells him she would be displeased to know of his leanings. That "something" is wrong.
Words: 1886, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Dragon Age II
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Multi
Characters: Anders (Dragon Age), Female Hawke (Dragon Age), Male Mahariel (Dragon Age), Isabela (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Bethany Hawke, Merrill (Dragon Age)
Relationships: Anders/Female Hawke, Zevran Arainai/Male Mahariel (mentioned), Bethany Hawke/Leliana (one-sided)
Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Coming Out, Bisexuality, Internalized Biphobia, me shaking my fist at the writers, References to past sexual encounters
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/31Hl2r0
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I wrote a fix-it fic where Anders trusts a 100% friend Hawke enough to let them in on not only his plan, but the thought process behind it. (Part of the reason he trusts Hawke is because they helped him make peace with Justice and live more harmoniously together.)
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The One Who Ends Up in Trouble
by deathbyspaceglam
Finn reflects on a childhood memory.
Words: 954, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: Finn (Star Wars), FN-2003 | Slip, FN-2199 | Nines, FN-2000 | Zeroes, Phasma (Star Wars), Poe Dameron
Relationships: Poe Dameron/Finn
Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, (mostly), the FN corps are children in the first scene, Childhood Memories, kids being kids, Hurt/Comfort
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GNMeyU
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