all the flowers in the world, and iโd only pick you ๐ป๐ป
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*Sasuke being brought home from a date by Naruto*
Sasuke: I had a great time tonight, Dobe. But next time, let's skip Ichiraku's, huh?
Naruto: Oh, come on ... it's fine dining at it's best, dattebayo!
Sasuke: Well at least you got me some good flowers ... *takes a whiff of the bouquet in his hands* Thanks for that.
Naruto, blushing: They're not as beautiful as you, but they're pretty close, eh?
Sasuke: *leans in and kisses Naruto* Mm. Goodnight, see you tomorrow.
Sasuke: *hugs Naruto, then calmly walks in the door and shuts it gently behind him*
Itachi: Little bro! How was your --
Sasuke: *unleashes an unholy scream* Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
Obito: Jesus Christ, kid! What's the matter?!
Sasuke: RED ROSES! HE GAVE ME RED ROSES!
Shisui: So?
Sasuke: Are you an idiot?! RED roses means, "I want you, I DESIRE you"!!
Obito: Oi, I think you're reading a little too much into it. Red roses are a very common flower to give someone on a date. They --
Sasuke, sinking to the floor and putting his hands in his head: Oh lord, I'm not ready for any of it! I'm not ready for such a strong commitment! I'm too young to get married! And kids? I can barely keep my goldfish alive!
Fugaku, reading the paper, to Mikoto: Do you want to handle this, or should I?
Mikoto, sipping tea: Let them deal with it.
Itachi, crouching beside Sasuke: Oi, oi, calm down, kid. They're literally just flowers. Now I know Naruto is really impulsive with a lot of things, but I highly doubt that some measly flowers are an indication that he's trying to force a commitment out of you.
Shisui: Itachi is right. So relax, take things slow.
Obito: And stop trying to take my gimmick, kid. I'M the one who's supposed to get all worked up over things!
Sasuke: M-maybe you're right, maybe I am just being dramatic ...
*meanwhile, at Kakashi's apartment*
Kakashi: Well, how did it go, kid?
Naruto: Well, I was able to give him the flowers, and they were the color we talked about, but ...
Naruto: *pulls a ring box out of his pocket*
Naruto: I think I'm going to have to work up to giving him this.
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Happy 10th birthday! You changed my life, so I made you a prsk birthday card
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Eddie is in the middle of a live-stream when Steve walks by with a big bouquet of flowers. He strums a wrong chord, stops, and asks, โAre those for me?!โ
Steve: No, but I can get you flowers! I didnโt know you wanted flowers!
Eddie: Who are they for?
Steve:
Eddie, realizing: Theyโre for Robin
Eddie:You know, people typically stop celebrating their wedding anniversary after they get divorced
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