So we knows those AU where Danny pops out the Lazarus Pits and meets like Damian or Jason.
What if, due to time travel shenanigans or even dimensional reasons Danny pops out of the Lazarus Pits when he was investigating it (maybe he's CW apprentice and helping keeping the Zone in check) and while looking he suddenly gets a sword put to his neck and a voice, a very very spine tingling smooth voice, saying
"Who are you. And how did you find this place."
Out the corner of his eye Danny could see a woman (or if time travel, teen! Talia) around his age and ooooh boy the Fenton 'I love a woman that just might kill me' genes are totally kicking into high gear.
I keep imagining this one scene- usually its Jason or Tim or Damian, or all the Batboys or the Batfam sitting there with cultists or the league trying to summon the ghost king- but put it as just Dick who is a little surprised that he passed the requirement of having died so he can be used to summon this eldritch being that rules the dead.
And when he's bound, placed in front of a Lazarus pit and everyone is still trying to reach him, the being is summoned- and Danny just lurches through the pit hacking and spitting and cursing because this ectoplasm is nasty, what have you people been doing to it?
And the cultists are expecting Pariah Dark. They demand he takes them to the real ghost king. And Dick just has to watch this being with snow white hair and glowing green eyes start to float up and take this sheen of other to him as he goes "yeah no".
And Dick is maybe a little drugged, and has a concussion, but he feels he has an excuse for what comes out of his mouth.
"Nightwing, come in. What's going on?"
"B, I think I found your next kid. I'm gonna marry him. Even if he climbed out of a Lazarus pit and looks a little spooky."
- "The High King of the Infinite Realms, Son of the Stars" -
"White hair, dark glimmering chainmail over soft leather armour and a chest plate with a d-shaped crest on it. Finely made gloves and shoulder guards. White steel toed combat boots. A blue flaming crown, a ring of the same colour. A cape that holds the night sky and a staff made from the moon."
I'm alive?
Felt inspired to design some armor via "Knight of the Boyking" by @little-dreams-of-life . And after a long debate decided I'd share my interpretation of the resident ghost boy,,,
May decide to tweak some things next time, we'll see. Happy with how this turned out though!
I started watching the Quinton Reviews Nicktoons Unite video and I played this game as a kid when I rented it a couple times and it's so funny looking back on it now that as a kid I thought yeah these four cartoon villains are all equally bad and funny and now I realize yeah actually this group is kinda unbalanced vis a vis the ratio of evilness
Which is even funnier when you play the game and you fight the one dude who's canonically committed murder as the first real boss
Yeah man here's my badass team of evil bros we got fuckin Bacteria, Shitty Scientist, my 5th grade math teacher, and Murderous Vampire Demon who we met at a Packers game
am I the only one who gets squicked out when people call Danielle Danny's daughter??? 🥲
its just.
that is a 14 year old child you're assigning parenthood to???
like I actually do think canon did one thing right: having Danny and Ellie's relationship be functionally "uuuuuuhhhh????? okay you can do your thing and. I will do mine. waaaaaay over there. see'ya cuz!" and then they both awkwardly dip out FAST
not because they don't have affection for each other! because they do! but one of them is a 14 year old kid, neck deep in hiding everything about himself from everyone except all of 3 people (also kids), who was just unwillingly cloned by his creep arch enemy-- and the other is a (???) 12 year old (??ig??) who may have only been around for a few months at best but is still functionally a 12 year old, FIERCELY independent, and just recently tried to murder the person she was cloned from-- then betrayed her dad-- then abruptly had nothing to her name, which also isn't even really hers--
I think they want to be friends-- family, even! but I also think they have ALOT of complicated Feelings about it. none of which touches on a "father-daughter dynamic"