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[batsyheere]

......this sparked something in my brain so here comes the ramble:

I genuinely think that MoShang would have been equally popular in the human realm because, despite the vast insistence that demons and humans are different, everyone loves to watch blood spill and drama happen.

It's genuinely known across the Demon Realm that Moshang is the Goal(TM). Their story was decades in the making. Loyalty, betrayal, cunning and strength, the rise of a king and the sheer audacity of some human to follow one of their own and somehow be more of a terror on demons than demons themselves.

Sha Hualing is the one who has to tell Liu Mingyan that her porn is subpar at best because the store of the emperor and his weird human is intriguing, sure, but like when you see an ugly puppy and it does nothing except somehow lick its own eyeball.

This somehow makes its way to the peak lords who are all deeply disturbed and highly interested, mostly because the way Shang-shidi is described in the stories makes him much more powerful than he has been around the sect.

Said Shang-shidi, who is currently handling his army of minions- students- who all know that their shizun has been managing a kingdom and a sect while also somehow making time for the entire thing with Shen-shishu. (Shang, who is an author from a modern era and so works on a modern era grind even after all these years, and no, he won't slow down, don't get Mu Qingfang-)

And the more the peak lords learn about it the more they're a little concerned because now it sounds like they may have been a little unsupportive. What do you mean Shang Qinghua was abandoned by his fellow students on that mission he met the Mo prince? What do you mean he has had to play Assassin and spy in both demon and human realm for years? Where did he go when he was hurt? (Cause it certainly wasn't Mu Qingfang who now has more reasons to tackle the An Ding Peak lord and drag him for a checkup other than overwork).

Meanwhile Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe are both baffled and a little insulted. Because once the MoShang story starts leaking out of the demon realm into the Mortal one and people immediately latch onto that 200k slow burn angst hurt and comfort, they're considered old news and (by most demons) sort of a knock off and weird tale that was enjoyable for the moment but not that interesting once you've heard it.

Moshang Meanwhile:

SQH: hmm. I feel like something in the world has shifted.

SQH:......well, not my problem! My king!

Mobei "I'd Freeze The World For You" Jun: Mm.

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

#Shang Qinghua #Mobei Jun #Moshang #SVSSS

[batsyheere]

New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

[batsyheere]

Happy 3/14

#homestuck 413 #homestuck #john egbert #despite everthing #its still you #i literally started this at 2 am and then had to deal with sprong cleaning #my art #doodles

[batsyheere]

#homestuck #413

[batsyheere]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

#me whenever i tealize how heavy the weight is on my oc: hmm maybe i should lighten the load #flashback to death the kid #hmmm.... nah im good

[batsyheere]

"It's like an absence of soul, when you turn and see them- stumbling in the dark, eyes blank and wide as if the world itself is empty."

hey you know how reflective eyes are a bit spooky in the dark

do you think for races with darkvision it'd be spooky that humans' eyes are completely lightless in the dark

[batsyheere]

2024 resolutions:

1. write more

2. get even weirder

[batsyheere]

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

[batsyheere]

#.....hmmm. #no one expects the in-queue-sition!

[batsyheere]

everytime I realize I'm the reason my friend and I make Muppet of a man jokes because I'm too much of a cartoon to be real

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[batsyheere]

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

#i get back up and just grin whether i have blood on my face or not #my fair lady then has to decide whether she can handle the crazy or not #its fine if she cant #i will have awoken something in someone

[batsyheere]

Grover: manipulate

Annabeth: manslaughter

Percy: malewife

#percy jackson #honestly the show is doing its best at catching the vibe of the books #and thats so lovely #but also the fact that grover and annabeth are just showing their cards as badasses #and percy is just casually being smooth and there for them #percy: yeah so i would die for you both #the both of them: oh we need to up our game and ensure he doesnt do that

[batsyheere]

Percy really said "aw man group project okay I want my best buddy and now we need a brain cell- hey Annabeth!"

never really noticed before how TWELVE percy’s quest companion choices are. its his best friend and that one bossy girl that seems to know whats going on. peak group project in middle school choices

#he then proceeds to try and establish a government with a voting system #and annabeth comes back around with “im already president”

[batsyheere]

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

[batsyheere]

It was a rather dull day at that point and after working far beyond the time you usually did (and then being fired for a mistake you very much did not make, thank you very much), so being robbed by a young villain was looking to be the highlight of your day. Or your week, depending.

Since the week hadn't ended yet, and for some reason, each day had just been getting worse. It was semantics at this point. You expected the days to be worse than the last.

So the being robbed portion of your day felt very lighthearted. Almost cheery.

And then the villain got a look at your face, and went still. You blinked. The villain screamed, suddenly scrambling back in terror and then they were gone.

You blinked again.

"I can't be that ugly."

Though in truth, you possibly could be. On two hours of sleep and having to deal with people that you couldn't yell at but could yell at you, you were pretty sure you were stuck in a semi-permanent mode of dead to caring how your face expressed itself.

You pat your face. Considering. And then decided a better waste of your time was collapsing on your couch at home with the blind shut tight.

You don't think much of it at first. Days go by. It's only when you mention to a friend what happened, laughing about it, that you get it pointed out that many villains tend to avoid crossing your path.

Which was strange, but you always attributed to being in a fairly quiet and unimportant area.

Then your friend looked at you, voice dripping with sarcasm.

"You've been near several villain attacks and come out without any injuries. Anytime a villain even sees you they either turn around immediately or start ignoring where you are. If I didn't know any better I would think you're the scariest being in the universe."

"....I could be scary."

"The only one you're scaring is everyone who keeps an eye on your health."

So your interest was peaked. You decides to look into it, taking note of villains you did remember coming across, the areas you met them in. At first the only dots that connected were the fact that they ran across you- different areas, times, even different reactions.

But the point that factored most was their recognition. They knew your face.

You had never met these people before in your life.

But someone you knew had. That was the only thought that sounded even close to reasonable. Someone had the influence to tell dozens of villains that you weren't someone to interact with. And they listened.

But you were sure you didn't know anyone like that. You were a nobody. You didn't even have a stable job at the moment, living off what you could make freelance.

You went to a café to commiserate over your dead-end search with your friend, who was at this point too amused with your antics.

And then you saw them and immediately brightened. Your friend blinked.

"Hi! It's been so long!" You blurt this out without a thought, immediately catching their attention. And they smile right back, as calm as ever.

"Oh, hey. Yeah, since first year of college? I was sorry you had to transfer."

You both immediately start catching up. Talking about how the years have gone. Your friend remains quiet, mostly, occasionally correcting you on how your life actually is.

And then they ask. "Who is this?"

"Oh," you fumble. "Oh I suppose.. well, this is my high-school sweetheart."

Your friend glances between the two of you. Sort of disbelieving. You can relate.

Your old sweetheart laughs.

"You were always a delight," they said. "Anyway I have to get to a business meeting. We should stay in contact, you can tell me more about how the years have been later?"

You agree, and they leave. You know you have a goofy grin on your face, happy to see a familiar face.

Your friend fully turns to look at you, placing both their hands on your face.

"Wha-"

"You know the most powerful villain in the world?"

"No?"

"You idiot."

"Hey-"

"Dummy. Ignoramus. Naive fool."

"I at least want a reason for being insulted."

"That was the most powerful villain in the world. And you were high-school sweethearts?!"

You frown. "No?"

"Oh my gosh. You're probably on their list of people to never touch."

"Uh..."

"This explains so much."

"I'm a little lost here."

"Oh you sweet summer child".

A young villain tried to mug you, but upon seeing your face, he fled in terror. Upon further investigation, you discover that your high school sweetheart is now the most powerful villain in the world and has you on a list titled “hurt them, and I’ll kill you.”

#writing prompts

[batsyheere]

It's weird but when I say I want to date a girl or a guy or whatever, I mean vastly different things. I want to date a girl? I want a girl who holds a sword to my neck and calls me pretty like it's a threat. A boy? I want to cuddle and actually walk up to the register and say "he asked for no pickles" and we watch anime at 9 beneath the fluffier blankets. Then there's for those who don't solidly align with either, who would just vibe or vibe check me- if we ever dated we would share a single braincell.

#no one expects the in-queue-sition!

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