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batsyheere · 1 year

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I keep imagining this one scene- usually its Jason or Tim or Damian, or all the Batboys or the Batfam sitting there with cultists or the league trying to summon the ghost king- but put it as just Dick who is a little surprised that he passed the requirement of having died so he can be used to summon this eldritch being that rules the dead.

And when he's bound, placed in front of a Lazarus pit and everyone is still trying to reach him, the being is summoned- and Danny just lurches through the pit hacking and spitting and cursing because this ectoplasm is nasty, what have you people been doing to it?

And the cultists are expecting Pariah Dark. They demand he takes them to the real ghost king. And Dick just has to watch this being with snow white hair and glowing green eyes start to float up and take this sheen of other to him as he goes "yeah no".

And Dick is maybe a little drugged, and has a concussion, but he feels he has an excuse for what comes out of his mouth.

"Nightwing, come in. What's going on?"

"B, I think I found your next kid. I'm gonna marry him. Even if he climbed out of a Lazarus pit and looks a little spooky."

"-what?!"

#danny phantom #dp x dc #batman #fic ideas #dick grayson #danny fenton #the funny part of this is that i just imagine clockwork in the background watching this and going #ah yes this is going to be funny #danny has no clue and is just concerned about the gotham vigilante they tried to sacrifice #the bat clan just shows up to see a clingy dick grayson wrapped around a glowing being who looks a little panicked #danny is on the phone with his own team just asking how to handle this #tucker and sam: get some danny #danny: get some? ice? meds? what?#valerie in the back: another one falls for his charms and he is unaware how is life fair #jazz with the other three braincells of the group since danny has only the one rn: alright the first step is to check for confusion

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ministarfruit · 5 months

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stardew valley marriage candidates

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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Dragon giving Luffy to Garp with the assumption that he's going to take care of him until he's ready to meet his son (because it's dangerous to have a child while he starts a fucking revolution, thank you very much) and then Garp just- Leaving Luffy on a village where he spends 24/7 alone waiting for the pirate he now considers his role model (because he doesn't have anybody else and Shanks is the only father figure around and he's just that nice) to come back from his adventures, and only being taken care of by Makino who has no responsibility over Luffy but still takes care of him because otherwise the kid would probably die from starvation, and lucky for him she's a sweetheart. And then he loses Uta, his only friend (with no explanation at all), to then carry the guilt of Shanks losing an arm for him and suddenly his legacy as a pirate. And then he's sent to another place with other people he doesn't know, because Garp thought "oh, yes, wonderful idea to leave my grandson with this depressed kid and some bandits" and Luffy luckily befriends Ace and Sabo because they're good people. Luckily. And luckily, Dadan is a good mom and loves them. But then Sabo fucking dies because nobody with authority was protecting these kids (I wonder who could've done that). And now Luffy has to carry both guilt, a legacy, and the biggest abandonment issues I've ever seen after losing his best friend and his brother when they were just children.

And I'm not saying Garp has made horrible decisions but he has made horrible decisions and Dragon should hit his own dad with Sabo's metal pipe.

#idk i just think dragon wouldn't like this #sabo: ah yes garp did *explains everything*#dragon: give me your metal pipe son i am going to beat the shit out of grandpa #i don't think he will but i think he should #i have resentment towards garp i know he's a funny and complex character and he's a good person but i am angry #i think we talk a lot of shit about dragon and shanks for being 'negligent parents' (they aren't btw learn what that means first please)#when garp is right there #one piece #monkey d. luffy #monkey d. dragon #monkey d. garp #red haired shanks #asl brothers #uta #portgas d. ace #revolutionary sabo

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thegreatyin · 14 days

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greatest piece of arknights worldbuilding is that seemingly every normal animal is called some kind of beast instead of like. their actual name. that isn't a bird that's a fowlbeast <- said in a world where bird people exist and aren't even called birds either. incredible showstopping funny as hell. it's true every single animal is a beast or perhaps a creature

#it's always funny to me. i hope they never stop doing this.#i want amiya to hold a butterfly and kal'tsit to lean over and go 'ah yes. the tiny nectar-drinker flutterbeast'#yin-thoughts #arknights

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woolysstuff · 1 year

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Love me an unhinged Sun

I should really post more

Truth virus au by @garbagechocolate

#Ah yes piss virus content #i was not going to make him say anything at first #but then i thought it would be funny #truth virus au #fnaf #fnafsb #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #security breach #daycare attendant #fnaf daycare attendant #dca fandom #fnaf dca #art #wooly draws stuff

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sergle · 6 months

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BRO, CRANE FLIES DO NOT EAT MOSQUITOS......... "skeeter eaters".... THEY DO FUCKALL. they eat plants... until they become adults. and then their mouths are too small to eat at all.

#HELPPPP I didn't know this was a belief #they are predators to no creature on god's earth. their mouths aren't even big enough to try. they die immediately #this is so funny to me but I was curious so I've been going through the tags on that post and I'm DISTRESSSSSSED #at the confidence with which you fine folks are like ah yes! it is good to keep them around for mosquito population control :)#for WHAT NOW. for HUH #by the time they are big enough to look like Large Mosquitos their only job is to die. (and fuck)

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fujii-draws · 7 months

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Redraws of one of my first dadnoir posts :]!!

EXTRA >:]]

#pmd eos #pmd art tag #Eevee/Ribbons #Riolu/Aimilios #pmd Dusknoir #dadnoir #AH YES. WHERE MY DELUSIONS OFFICIALLY BEGAN. (JOKING)#had to add the last one because I love the idea of Kangaskhan calling it out early on #AND DUSKNOIR PANICKING AND GOING ‘’????? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. IM NO FATHER.’’ (HOLDING TWO SLEEPING CHILDREN GENTLY IN HIS ARMS)#GOD THEIR INTERACTIONS WOULD BE SO FUNNY #‘‘I hope you love the joys of parenthood as much as I have! I could always give you some pointers if you ever need any dear!’’ DUSKNOIR:

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lesbianfakir · 2 months

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If fakir succeeds in turning duck human what the FUCK does that look like from charon’s perspective like.

Your son brings home a fully naked woman who’s now dripping pond water all over your floor. She has no home no family no possessions she doesn’t even own CLOTHES. You swear you’ve never met this woman before but something about her is vaguely familiar? Your son is talking to her like he’s known her all his life. Cherry on the fucking cake she has the same name as your son’s duck that he adores. You’re never going to see that goddamn duck again.

#LIKE #it’s soooo funny #like assuming he doesn’t remember any of the supernatural shit #whatever he thinks is going on it’s SO MUCH WEIRDER #girl named Duck shows up as the pet duck disappears #but never in a million years are you like ah yes my son has been crane wifing it this whole time #I feel like in most post canon fan content I see she moves in with them #BUT HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT CONVERSATION #princess tutu

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chromatic-lamina · 5 months

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Mihawk to Buggy (conveyed by body language only):

Your clown aesthetic disturbs my equilibrium.

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feluka · 4 months

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while i dont exactly hide it, i refuse to put the word coptic in my bio because it invites Certain Asks in my inbox, so when once again someone replies to my post calling me an islamist/arab supremacist..... bro............

#ah yes i am. checks notes. part of the extremist group that displaced my family from minya 👍#people don't even know what islamism is they just hear the word allah and they start crying #i'm refuse to reply to these people like 'umm i'm actually and neither muslim nor ethnically arab sooo gotcha!!!'#i just glock and go #<supposed to say block but the typo is funny so im leaving it #glock and go <3 my fave routine

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teecupangel · 8 days

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*gets through the fireplace* Bonjour! Desmond in the Uncharted games! Because I find it funny if he would meet Nathan, thanks to them having the same VA. Adios! *uses the smoke bomb and runs*

So, for this one, we’re going for the Uncharted series is part of the AC series because plot bunny just hit me right at the face.

And yes.

Nathan Drake is absolutely a descendant of the Auditore-Kenway line. (Spoilers to the Uncharted series), it’s heavily implied Nate isn’t really related to Francis Drake and we’ll make use of that setup.

The church Nate grew up in was actually a front of the Brotherhood. His family doesn’t have ties with the Brotherhood, not really, but Sam did learn of the Brotherhood during his stay in the orphanage and is recruited.

Now, Sam isn’t exactly loyal to the Creed. More often than not, he was more in it to get the skills necessary to survive. He kept it a secret from Nate though because he didn’t want him dealing with anything related to the Templars and the Assassins. To keep Nate away from the Templars and the Assassins, Sam tells Nate that they’re last name is Drake.

Samuel Morgan was an Assassin.

Sam Drake was Nathan Drake’s older brother.

So things happened…

Nate meets Sully while Sam was in prison (an undercover mission for the Brotherhood).

Later on, Nate joins Sam in adventuring but Sam keeps any thing connected to the Assassins and the Brotherhood away from Nate.

Sam is an Assassin who is only known by very few other Assassins but Nate has some inkling that something fishy was going on, he just wasn’t sure what it was.

There were specific artifacts that Sam wanted and was okay parting with more lucrative stuff just to get it.

But then…

They teamed up with Rafe…

Sam supposedly died…

Even in the eyes of the Brotherhood.

And that is how Samuel Morgan died and Sam Drake survived the Great Purge that would happen two years from his apparent death.

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So we have different points in Uncharted that we can catapult Desmond to.

2008 – A 21 year old Desmond is employed by Elena Fisher as her cameraman as they join Nathan Drake in finding Francis Drake’s coffin. This ends with them being part of the whole quest for El Dorado (the corpse of which is an Isu that contracted some kind of deadly virus that is severely dangerous to humans but Desmond and Nate have immunity due to their Isu genes). In this one, Nate actually acts more like an older big brother to Desmond and Elena joked about how they sound a lot alike.

2010 – A 23 year old Desmond gets roped into Chloe and Harry’s plan with Nate because he’s been fired from Bad Weather due to an altercation and has been sidelining as a thief using the training he received from the Farm. He also may or may not have had a fling with Harry Flynn (according to Chloe) and Nate is absolutely questioning Desmond’s taste.

2012 – Desmond escaped Abstergo before the Assassins got him and he is absolutely suffering from Altaïr’s Bleeding Effect. It’s by chance that he is in Yemen at the same time Nate and Sully are there to meet up with Elena. Maybe you can even add in that Desmond used to be Elena’s cameraman for a bit. Anyway, he joins the group because he feels like he knows the Atlantis of Sands that they are looking for. To be more exact… his Bleed of Altaïr knows of it.

2015 – Desmond survived the Solar Flare and has been working for the Brotherhood. He’s tasked with looking into a man named Sam Drake because he sounded a lot like the late Samuel Morgan and they needed to check if he is (1) alive and (2) faked his own death because he was a Templar mole like Daniel Cross. He gets roped into the search of Avery’s treasure and ends up Bleeding as Edward more than once because Edward knows a bit about this supposed treasure.

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And, just to be clear, Nate does not have the exact same ancestors as Desmond. He’s Haytham Kenway’s descendant from a fling he had in England so they have the same ancestors from the Auditore-Kenway line until Haytham Kenway.

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runespoor7 · 3 months

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this is nieyao to me

NMJ: i could fix him

JGY: you don't have to

NMJ: no i'm gonna

#nmj wanted to be jgy's moirail SO BAD #he was vibrating with it #little diamond glints in his eyes whenever jgy comes into a room #the socially higher partner being the soothing partner what a TWIST #you see nmj and you nod to yourself ah yes classic highblood in need of a supportive and shooshing moirail #instead nmj has fantasies of gently putting a hand on jgy's shoulder and telling him 'guangyao u know this was wrong'#and jgy melting #'oh nmj. u are right. i won't murder an officer who isn't working for the enemy during wartime anymore. i wish i hadn't hurt ur feelings.'#or meng yao would be torturing people in wrh's palace #and nmj would beg for their lives and appeal to meng yao's better nature! meng yao u r better than this! nmj knows u r!!!#and meng yao's eyes would go soft and he would not kill nmj's fellow soldiers #nieyao #of course this means that while lxc was trying to sell him on his picket-fence fantasy of the world's future most fucked-up auspisticeship #nmj came around to the idea with Designs on acting pale toward jgy #incredibly funny to me that lxc was like i can fix them

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flammerouge · 2 months

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There’s sth so fascinating to me about how Mathieu and Wout seem to be really chill and friendly and chatty with each other during the tour de france and then their usual slightly tense slightly awkward and rivalry-minded selves every other time of the year. Seasonal rivalry

#like. in the winter there’s CX then the classics. after the tour comes the world champs etc. but during the tour? they’re just chilling :)#like there’s sth soooooo fascinating to me !!!!! about it #because Mathieu often is there as a lead-out and wout obviously is super-domestique and yes they have their own ambitions #wout more-so than Mathieu #but still. they’re just kinda in service of the team for once. and so it’s like wait. we don’t have to hate each other rn we can just do ou #job in the team and it’s kinda funny because they’re both doing that and then they will so often either chat at the start of races #or even go on little two-man-breakways 😇🥰 just do their own little thing for no reason other than that they want to #I’m always asking myself what their teams think during that. like ah okay yeah Mathieu Wout breakway again. there’s no tactical or other #reason for this but we gotta let them do this at least once per tour it’s just. what they do #and they both have enough of a standing within the team that they can’t really say no maybe so it’s like. sure. go on an adventure with #your buddy just be back for dinner (sprint lead-out Jasper for mathieu / delivering Jonas to the bottom of a climb with either no #one or just pog in the wheel for wout)#sorry for the long ass tags #mathieu van der poel #wout van aert

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dandelion-idk · 11 months

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Just like an adventurer that shares to the world their treasures, I'm going to share with the world my favorite cuttletavio tweets that I found while scavenging, just so you don't have to go to that site unnecessarily.

#I could keep going but I don't want to be there more than i have to #my absolute favorites are la guerre; queen of england and cuttlesphere #I can't deny we are very funny no matter the site #ah yes let's all go to cuttletavio church. We have a statue of Craig crucified and we blast octavio's music through the speakers

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spotsupstuff · 10 months

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Since you mentioned aus, consider: swap au where sparrows is the iterator (three sparrows prob fits the iterator naming scheme) and caper is an ancient, idk how you would extend his name tho

my god!!! tryin to figure out how to make curly hair with those kind of things almost killed me. either way i have no fuckin clue what his name as an Ancient would be either,,, but i love this sm, Euros looks so much like a frat boy i can't get over it

i am so fuckin mad tho i forgot that i have lore surrounding Ancients and hand mutilation fuckin dang it- imagine that he has cybernetic grey hands

god.

#Spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #'Euros would have curly hair' is so strongly rooted in my brain... i havent even thought bout a gijinka for him properly yet but This fact-#-i Know. hed be like... the most beauty standards complying high circle Ancient Ever... dull teeth no tail thin just right when it comes-#-to height... which i find very funny cuz normal Sparrows could snap him in half like a twig even tho hes a head taller. ah yes. love.#this was fun tho... it made me realize that A!Caper HAS to look like a frat boy ass but hed cry over the idea of havin kids out of pure-#-love. hed probably work as some communication officer. iterator Sparrows has no idea what shes doin n does Not Like This Religion #I!Sparrows: -finishes One iteration- can i go home now | somebody: you ARE home | I!Sparrows: ... | I!Sparrows: can i get a new home

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trainingdummyrabbit · 13 days

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Thoughts on Philip?

he silly :]

any time i think of him i can only think of [that art of carmen holding him like a lamb] bc like. yea. yeahg. thats how i see him, prettymuch, yeah. legally a blorbo in law due to th propaganda of someone i know. i will see him and point and pog.

icouldnt speak for him like they can, but hes an interesting little guy. like damn buddy! thats fucken rough! deeply funny how th library let him leave and decided 'oh buddy i know EXACTLY where to drop you off.' and inflicted him with Cloun(tm). his half-ego form is sick as hell and i will never forgive argalia for making him look like that (A Dorkus). made my man look like a wet crumpled paper towel. yknow the ones. i guess he kind of Is a wet crumpled paper towel but like; its. its the principle, ok.

#deeply funny all things considered but i feel like he might benefit atleast a little being a real life actual library assistant somewhere.#id see him shelving books at my local public library and go 'ah yes makes sense. excellent.'#piktalk #projmoon #uh um um again my memory is hazy so imight remember things wrong so um um \o/#especially with him; the post-partialego scene w him in the circus is kinda where i started getting confused th first time so-#-yknow. my ass is Not retaining information. poses.#do you think he has to mime with the hands on his face to speak..#WAIT I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE HOLD ON

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