#dab anon

[thewonandonly]

*dabs* im doing great!! Glad you are doing good too! Have a wonderful night or morning 🤗

thank you, anon! you're very kind <3 i hope you're having a wonderful day or evening as well!!!! <3

#i shall dub thee #dab anon #i love it :) #sweet anons #mo talks

[cannatrashed]

I’ve come to say hiii, I’m Bailey from Michigan. Here’s before and after hitting my rig. I couldn’t log back into my old accounts so here I am starting from scratch. Ask me questions :)

#michigan #new on tumblr #new account #new acct #me #selfies #420 #girls who smoke weed #ask me anything #anon ask #smoke dabs #dabbing

[theloveinc]

imagine no quirk free loader touya getting ready in ur cute little bedroom sitting at ur vanity.. yeah 🫶🏾

It's sweet because nothing in your room looks like anything that would suit him, nor like anything he'd enjoy being surrounded by. White sheets, satin pillows, bright lamps to illuminate every corner... aside from not really liking to look at himself under such unforgiving lights (meaning his scars are visible and the pores of his skin, open), the aesthetic itself is just all wrong.

Everything about Dabi is... hard, and dark; he's always dressed in leather and canvas, stiff, workers' materials and dirty shoes meant to last (unlike your more delicate garments, needing to be washed on delicate, under cold, and then air-dryed to top it all off)

Yet, he doesn't seemed bothered by the white marble of your vanity, nor sitting on your pale pink, velour-upholstered stool. He's grumpy and kicks up a fuss about waiting for you to get dressed, but he's surprisingly not... impatient, at least, not impatient enough to actually stop waiting for you.

(He entertains himself mostly by making faces at himself in the mirror: sticking out his tongue, pulling down his eyes, pushing up his nose trying to get your attention ... and he purs like a cat when it works and you come over to brush his eyebrows with your little makeup spoolies or coat his waterline with dark, liquid eyeliner, maybe even get your lipgloss all over his lips when you kiss him... which he licks off and is surprised it's sweet.

you tell him it's blueberry flavor for your favorite blueberry boy and he can't stop himself from grinning like a little boy)

Yes, your friends definitely poke a little bit of fun at you for your broke boyfriend; Dabi picks you up from your brunch date with them and embarrassingly eats up everyone's leftovers before they have a chance to ask for a box ... but you honestly think (aside from the way he finished your best friend's mimosa and licked the runny egg off another's plate) he's actually not half bad <3

#dabi #wowwwwww i love him i hope u love him too #fyi dabi is touya i just describe him as dabi bc only ur allowed to call him that #to everyone else he's dabs... so it's more special when you're yelling TOUYA across the house bc he stole your shower cap #he's so ASDKJLFHAJJK NAJK #but he's a softie #I'M THINKING of that tik tok audio that's like 'i'll have the steak... smothered with onions... and...' #you mouth to your friends 'don't worry i'll reimburse' #what a guy #he brings u treats tho sometimes #caitie things #gen #anon

[wwweedfairy]

Send me sweet messages please? 🥲

#me #girls who smoke #wwweedfairy #girls who smoke weed #girls who dab #stoners of tumblr #send anons #be nice

[ahappydnp]

I’ve changed my mind I don’t want the sims series back. The implications of anything with Dab and Evan are simply too much for me to handle emotionally

like genuinely!!! where's the line??? they can't go back to 2018 when they could nonstop compare devan to themselves now that they're out right??? like that's surely a hard boundary to even relate experiences RIGHT?!?

#anon ask #i stg the next acting gig dab gets they're gonna be like omggg he's away on a shoot just like you were gone on tour for two months 🥺 #remember when WE didnt see each other for 10 weeks wow here's exactly how evan is gonna feel

[heynhay]

klance smoking weed together and having a great movie night

#sorry anon this was probably a really genuine ask. like this could have been something nice #but the only time ive ever Done Weed was freshman year i hit a dab pen in the dorms #so resultantly anytime someone references pot it makes me think of the giant blunt ralsei meme #thus. #chose alien 1979 due to it being my favorite movie and for the feminist mpreg themes. great film. recommend.

[simplydnp]

at this point I think they played it takes two on their own and not with us, like overcooked and crash bandicoot. And we won’t see the gameplay.

They’ve never been let’s play people so four months later I feel like it takes two is off the table.

(even tho it’s all I want pls dip and pip I’ve been waiting for years)

ye of little faith!!! i've addressed this here

#they're letsplay people when it counts!!! #they did not change it to number 1 hours after upload just to never play it again!! #it took them 5 years but they did marry dab and evan!!! they have never given me a reason to believe they'd wouldnt come back for us #just cause they havent done it doesnt mean they wont ever do it #be strong anon. #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan #<- for the fandometrics #answered

[blushedfemme]

as a butch i just had to exit your femmeXbutch tag because its all so sexy it made me feel CRAZY i need to lie down or something. you femmes are a dangerous species

mmm good for you to be aware of who your natural predators are 😘

#clarke answers #poor thing hope you’ve recovered…. #maybe you need me to dab your forehead and cheeks with a cool cloth? 😇💞 #also the predator thing is a joke for legal reasons i do not prey on butches #only the ones who want to be caught 🤭 #🪰 anon

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Ari gives the whole crew (Plus Sahota) a makeover with a toy makeup set, how does It go?

Ari is very imaginative and likes fantasy so it's less "standard eyeshadow, blush, lipstick" for everyone, and more "you get to be a frog! And you're a dragon! And you're a princess!!"

Jericho would get something sparkly just... covering his face because he's the fairy king (Ari is the fairy princess so it makes sense to her)

Benji would be a talking cat. Ari would specify he's a talking cat. (it's because his long hair reminds her of a witch or wizard but she's seen him do minor acrobatics so he's the witch's cat instead of the witch)

Hunter is a unicorn because his haircut reminds her of a mane

Joy would get something silvery and be a "robot queen" (because she's shown Ari some of her own blueprints and lets her draw on older ones)

She'd decide Kaius is a tree. When asked why, Ari would explain "because he is, okay?"

Sahota would probably get to be a dragon because he seems very serious and Ari associates that with dragons

#the fantasy makeup mostly consists of a single color being smeared across the persons face lolol #with a few dabs of other color here and there #anon #t$$ ask

[tricitymonsters]

I would do full blown fake break up to Amir in live event just to make him grovel and learn to be humble If I ever get annoyed about his antics. You wanted to live for drama well babe here's a scandal for the press.

You'd be sorely mistaken if you don't think his thespian ass is ready to improv the world's most dramatic breakup, he will put k-dramas to shame. It will involve tragic sobbing, running make up, wild cheating allegations, 'receipts' (screenshots of unrelated stuff no one will be able to verify during all the waterworks and yelling). It will be in all the tabloid/gossip rags in the morning. Someone call security so he can get dramatically carried out while he wails and kicks his leggy out real far. He will feed into anything you can give him.

He will 100% check up on you when he's not in the spotlight though, like he does care- very much so- but he's reasonably perceptive even if you don't like him using his mind reading on you and would simply not be himself if he wasn't ready to milk that for all its worth.

The online speculation in the following days will keep him delighted for weeks, honestly if you were looking to give him an incredibly enriching birthday present you could always stage a big elaborate fake breakup in public.

#thank you for asking! #he's a monster truly and fully i'm sorry anon #give him a little oscar statue while he dabs at his eyeliner #amir

[larsnicklas]

[240104 SWE VS. CZE] theo lindstein (stl) sees noah östlund (buf) in behind the czech defense and catches him in stride with a tape-to-tape pass; östlund buries to make it 4-2 for the swedes and hits the dab as he celebrates

#noah östlund #theo lindstein #world juniors #wjc 2024 #wjc #wjc24 #team sweden #tre kronor #meg.gif #meg.wjc #meg.tk #meg.all #meg.request #playbook #the lindstein pass was so delicious i will ALWAYS give an extra gif to a gorgeous stretch pass from a defenseman lol #anyway hi anon i hope this is what u were envisioning!! #also idk if you saw but östlund later said he hit the dab to reference a celly from one of his friends LOL... cute......

[theloveinc]

please catie….. i must ask….. shinsou’s porn history

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!! is simultaneously so damn picky about the porn he watches, yet... has dipped his toes into everything, at some point. He goes through phases, you know?

The videos gotta be high quality, it's gotta be somewhat authentic, it's gotta look like everyone's having a good time, except. It's gotta be nasty. I see him having liked/liking cowgirl angles, anal, overstim and squirting, big messy scenes, pussy job videos, pussy eating or fingering videos (tho he's picky about that because the guy needs to be doing a good job and it can't be fake), solo + self pleasure... ALL things he wants to partake in one day. Def had/has an only fans for small creators because he likes the intimacy it implies.

(Eventually tho. EVENTUALLY. And he's so going so red typing it up, he practically has to close his eyes or walk away from the computer in order to work up the nerve to see the results... he starts searching up videos that feature actors who resemble you + him.)

THANK U ANON FOR SPONSORING THIS CaitieTalk<3

#shinso #DAB ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #he's unbearable like his friends know he jacks off but he never says what to #and everyone knows he's a freak #gets labeled a cuckh*ld even tho he's far from it #HE'S SO FUNNY #like on some weird feminism sh*t really just wants to watch ppl get pleasured in nasty ways #like who'd think an*l #and YET #it's on there #kjdfhalkjdsfhajkds kj HOPE THIS WAS OKAY!!!! #it was so fun <3 ily anon #caitie things #gen #anon #caitie post

[babybluebex]

upon inspection of the wolf t shirt pic he is absolutely holding a dab pen lmao

a new competitor enters the ring: a dab pen

#dab pens are borderline for me bc like #idc what you smoke or how you smoke it as long as you do it safely #but I PERSONALLY cannot figure out how to get the hang of a dab pen #i either do it too quick and get super Wrong quickly #or i don't do it enough and feel nothing the whole time #anyway. good for him. #bex answers #anon ask

[energeticwarrior]

possible devan child name is also dan lmao

Also true and they would’ve come full circle lmao

#ask #anon #dab and evan

[freckliedan]

So out of dnp who do you think is dab and who is evan?

i still stand by my four years ago answer that phil is dab and dan is evan, but i do think there's pieces of both of them in both dab and evan

#jam replies #anon #if you want to see me talk more about the sims scope out my frog theory tag #i haven't watched the new video yet because i've been being a grown up this week . arguably #largely dan being an older sibling being a piece of dab but also i'm unwilling to speak on dan being a sibling besides mentioning that he #is so!