#credit card…..’

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia. #plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

[phantomrose96]

My credit card, whom I've taken so good care of and kept her safe and always gave her enrichment like Amazon Order and Takeout, is expiring in March. Upsetting. Terrible. She's remembered by so many sites. She's not even a tap card (ancient 2019 relic). Girl her last 4 numbers... Girl am I gonna lose her last 4 numbers.

What if they issue me a new card before I'm ready to move on? What if they don't even ask me "how are you doing?" :(. It's like I already lost her. Her favorite activity was "autopayment"...

#girl my credit card....

[katydoodles]

Just the girlies and their haul

Took me 4 months to finish this 🤪

#Stolen Credit Card Chronicals #Stolen Credit Card AU #chloe and zoe #Zoe Lee #chloe bourgeois #fanart #ml fanart #miraculous ladybug #digital art #doodle #bee miraculous #sketches

[smallkebab]

I want his gender so bad

#boothill #honkai star rail #hsr fanart #hsr #hsr boothill #honkai star rail fanart #sketch #digital art #i love him #rip to my credit card cuz i want him and aventurine LMAO

[garaks-padded-bra]

yes nog has the space equivalent of a racecar bed yes he sleeps in it for the rest of his life

#ds9 #star trek #star trek deep space nine #he stole quarks credit card for this #jake and nog :) #jake sisko #nog ds9 #nog #jakenog #my art

[themetalhiro]

Im re uploading these without the commission watermark! Feel free to use and match with your nemesis. 🍻

#unrelated. but I don’t sell fortnite skins #please don’t steal your relatives credit card to pay for my services. #metalhiro arts #one piece #sanji #one piece fanart #vinsmoke sanji #blackleg sanji #op sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #op zoro #zosan #sanzo

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Where did he get that

#who gave him credit card access #immortal au #dca au #dca fandom #dca fnaf #dca sun #doodles #oc #sunshine draws #comic #immortal au art🎨

[sentientsky]

here, have some silly little good omens valentine’s day cards from your local arospec dumbass

#p.s. if these same ideas have been done before pls let me know so i can credit the right people. #i wanted to do more but I promised myself I’d go to bed at a reasonable time lmao #would azi say ‘u can be my tickety boo’???? probably not. but i think it would be cute so here we are #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #aziraphale #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens shitpost #gomens #gomens 2 #valentines day #valentines cards #shitpost #David tenannt #Michael sheen #Beelzebub #anathema device #newton pulsifer #muriel good omens

[zoe-oneesama]

They're checking your insta to make fun of your outfits.

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#lol this is kind of a trial run for this idea I have #I have so many saved outfits for the characters that I didn't get to use #so why not have them pose for a magazine? #this first one feels like the 'adventures with mommy's credit card' series by katydoodles #my art #ml art #chloe #zoe #chloe bourgeois #zoe lee #miraculous ladybug #style princess #fashion

[ttsquid]

imagine jade with a drumset - girl who has never had to worry about keeping the volume of her bass down (and in fact has it blasted so that it could be heard across the whole island) gets access to instrument that blasts your ears out. itd be like the vast glob 2

#jade harley #homestuck #colours r a bit funky cause i was playing with it on firealpaca lol #dave takes jade to a music shop and she instantly maxes out gpa harleys credit card

[stuffbymail]

happy thistle tuesday

#dungeon meshi #thistle #thistle dungeon meshi #winged lion #mails art #fanart #trust this lion with your credit card number #dungeon meshi spoilers #mildly??? I guess????? not really tbh but #I don’t want to get yelled at

[simp-plague]

#shoto todoroki #mha #todoroki #shoto #my hero academia #icyhot #todoroki x reader #shoto x reader #let’s steal my dads credit card together

[peter-pantomime]

you can literally see her trying to fax the brain cell to him

#idiot brigade #steve and robin #stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #when they press their heads together it makes the noise like tap-to-pay credit cards #stranger things

[katydoodles]

Planning Session

Chloe and Zoe trying to figure out how to take the credit card again.

#Stolen Credit Card Chronicals #Stolen Credit Card AU #chloe bourgeois #Zoe Lee #fashion #miraculous ladybug #its been a while since ive drawn them #paint tool sai 2 #procreate #i used both programs while drawing this #ml fanart #digital art

[mirai-e-jump]

カードキャプターさくら × サンリオキャラクターズ

#sanrio #card captor sakura #hello kitty #my melody #kuromi #pompompurin #cinnamoroll #official art #transparent #my edit #Please give credit #DO NOT REPOST #source: premiumstore.jp #magical girl #info link

[phantomrose96]

I think humans have an innate ability to recognize The Creature because today, when I had to replace my 4.5 year old phone whose battery life was finally shot to shit, it was a slightly annoying process, but it was just a process. Just a device. Old device transferred. New device set up.

But last month when my 5.5 year old bike was stolen and I needed to replace it, it was nowhere near the same, because the bike was a Creature and the Creature was taken from me and it's somewhere out there, alone, maybe chopped for parts. And I have a new bike now and it's a perfectly fine Creature by its own regard, but it is not the same Creature. My old bike was a living thing, and the living thing doesn't stop being the living thing just because it was replaced. Because it was Creature-shaped and Creature-sized and so it was a Creature. Something in my genes knows this.

#meta point: rip to my Fucking credit card statement buying a new bike and a new iphone in the same month #and plane tickets. which were SUPPOSED to be the splurge of the month #cest la vie #chrissy speaks