#crazy friends

[dontcarewhattheythink]

"Hinter jedem verrückten Duo stehen nur zwei psychisch instabile beste Freunde, die sich gegenseitig davon überzeugen, dass ihr Verhalten normal ist"

#best friend #best friends #besties #friends #duo #psychology #crazy #crazy friends #crazy things #crazy thoughts #crazy facts #facts #fun facts

[fragmentos-do-caos-autoral]

Comportamento

Ser sempre educado, sincero e atencioso com as pessoas, mesmo que essas pessoas não mereçam. Mais cedo ou mais tarde, vc conquistará o respeito delas, acredite!

Ver o lado positivo das coisas, mesmo quando tudo dá errado, há sempre algo de positivo, vc pode matar aquela vontade de dizer "F*DEU".

Faça a sua parte, sempre! Mesmo que vc não veja os resultados.

"Por causa de um prego, perdeu-se a ferradura; por causa de uma ferradura, perdeu-se o cavalo; por causa de um cavalo, perdeu-se o mensageiro; por causa de um mensageiro, perdeu-se a guerra (Ditado Chinês).

Seja, faça ou tenha aquilo que vc realmente deseja, não aquilo que esteja dentro das suas possibilidades.

Já ouviu falar de Tiger Woods, um negro que tornou-se o melhor jogador de golfe dos últimos tempos ou tbm de Eninem, um branquelo que já vendeu mais de 60 milhões de disco cantando Rap, ou ainda aquele garotinho chinês que impediu 59 tanques de guerra de seguir em frente. Pois é, eles acreditaram nisso.

Investimento

 

O melhor de todos os investimentos é vc, mesmo em tempos de crises econômicas, globais, ambientais, existenciais ou de ciúmes. Conhecimento, cultura, lazer e diversão são ótimas opções para investir.

- E o mais importante;

Planejamento.

Pra mim planejamento é como um mapa, nem sempre ele te ajuda a chegar ao destino esperado, mas imagine só se vc não tiver um.

Não existem coisas impossíveis, existem metas e objetivos mal planejados.

Então, faça seu mapa com todos os detalhes possíveis e vc chegará lá.

Agora, depois de tanto blábláblá..., só me resta desejar um...

 

FELIZ 2009, repleto de impostos, IPVA, DPVAT, IPTU, IOF, IR, INSS, IPI...

(Então, aqui da pra ter noção do tempo que faz, também localizado nos meus achados, nas minhas escritas, mas serve para qualquer ano. Então provavelmente será meu texto de ano novo 2024.

#autoral #amizade #friends #crazy friends #loucos #love #Spotify

[siriusbeingserious]

SWITCHES EVERYTHING TO GOTH, LIKE OMFG

Okay, so I have this friend.

This specific friend has a messed-up mind.

And a Tumblr account.

So they'll find this message.

Anywho, they turns every conversation into something goth like, always. I'm starting to get worried. How can you turn a debate from whether cornflakes are better than Cap'n Crunch to graveyards. How? Tell me.

But they can.

So, like this one day in class, the teacher said we were going on a fleld trip, right, and then they said, "Where? To a graveyard?"

So, I was like, What the frick frack diddly dack is wrong with you???

Instead, I said, "Yeah. To celebrate your funeral."

They gave me this look, like, what?

I gave them this look, like, how are we even friends?!

So yeah.

#crazy friends #they need help. #desperate for therapy #someone take them to a doctor

[deadghosy]

Stupid idea.┆ @queze62

“You ready Xolo?”

“I was born ready.”

“That’s so fuckin’ corny. Don’t eva say that to my face again.”

“Fine asshole”

As they finished arguing, they ran at each other with bouncy balls makin them fly their stupid asses away from eachother.

“AH SHIT MY HEAD”

“YOU OKAY WILLY?!”

“…..”

“WILLY?”

“STFU”

#short story #made up #crazy shit #crazy friends

[bipolarblogss]

Who do you have?

#mental illness #mental problems #mood disorders #crazy people #Crazy friends

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

#respectfully i think youre a bit crazy if you love spoilers but ill allow it bc it means i get to yell about one of my favorite shows #i did this with st to my friend #it was very fun #1k #10k #post 10k tag: i am shocked theres more people in the tags saying theyre the ones that likes spoilers #im the one who tells someone everything

[maiooo-0]

RAAAAAAH I LOVE THEM

#fionna and cake #adventure time #marceline #princess bubblegum #bubbline #crazy about this episode #childhood friends to lovers to enemies #do u see my vision #idc if it doesn't make sense

[ispyspookymansion]

no nuance option for well sort of kind of we’re friendly!!!!! make your own call on what you define friend as

#just curious #i feel like i know a lot of people for whom the answer is yes leaning which is crazy to me #i havent spoken to most of the people i was friends with in high school in 4 years and i only graduated 4.5 years ago #kora.txt

[beybuniki]

#I was thinking about sibling dynamics and how crazy it is that siblings might have the same parents and environment etc #but they can grow up wildly different and have VERY different family dynamics and such ugh life is so crazy #they’re all so deeply connected to toya but in their own wayssss #fuyumi looks at dabi and sees her twin natsuo looks at dabi and sees his first and oldest friend shoto looks at dabi and gets a panic attac #bnha #todoroki toya #todoroki fuyumi #todoroki natsuo #todoroki shoto #dabi #keeping up with the todorokis

[chloesimaginationthings]

None of the FNAF Mikes or Vanessas are normal,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #michael afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #straight up none of these dudes are normal in the slightest #especially the two Aftons #but the other two are no where near being normal people #Vanny literally has a virus rabbit in her brain #while mike may seem regular he’s literally abnormal to other regular people #they all got their funny quirks and crazy backstories #and that’s what makes them work as a friend group #when your group small bit wild 😤 #I’m gonna get all four of them therapy promise

[yxami]

I imagine creep yandere to be attractive, he’s just a pathetic guy that brings dead animals because he has no sense of what’s romantic, what do you mean a dead bird isn’t cute?

People that have no clue of his reputation are quick to hit on him, and then as soon as he starts talking about taking picture of skulls in forests and looking for dead animals to preserve, they immediately want to get up and stutter out a lame excuse to escape.

At least you don’t ignore him? Sure you treat him with disgust but it’s not enough to deter him, he’s just a pretty boy who’s just a little too dense to get that you don’t like it when he brings dead critters to your door.

When you finally knock it in his head, he’s a little defeated yes, but he gets it, and now he’s collecting flowers and gorgeous shells that he thinks you’d like.

Sure he has to change his gift habits but at least this means you let him into your house.

You’re actually talking to him too!

“So, did you make this yourself?” You say surprised, shifting the flower crown with three of your fingers to look at it from all sides.

“Um.. yes” The suspicious amount of hesitation in his meek voice is eyebrow raising but you don’t ask about it.

He actually just paid a kid to make it because he has no grasp on arts and crafts if it doesn’t involve dead things.

Just a very pretty and dumb guy

#yxami’s yam #yandere #yandere x you #yandere x y/n #male yandere #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #pls request #yandere obsession #crazy yandere #yandere boy #yandere friend #yandere male #yandere x reader #creep yandere #yandere creep

[musubiki]

i firmly believe she got picked as a judge just to counteract his vibes

#genshin impact #nilou #alhaitham #art #fanart #based on that one scene where cyno is being cyno and shes so ^_^ #meanwhile alhaitham.... #that one dialouge where shes like (who do you thinks gonna win!!) and he goes (whoever does the challenge fastest) #my dude you are stuck there all day with her at least pretend to converse #hes law and order and shes there to keep the contestants encourages and hopeful #i still like to think they are the most unlikely of friends #i dont know how but they are #these two are also unironically my murder team #put nilous bloom with alhaithams crazy dendro application and every domain becomes trivial

[wetchickenbreast]

the thing about mangoball is that it has an honest to god truly unique sense of humor pulled from online stan culture and amplified to extreme camp. and i mean this one hundred percent seriously: it’s a genuine masterpiece. genre defining. it should go down in history as one of the most important pieces of fan content ever created. the way it is such a perfect reflection of 2021 mcyttwt. an incredible satire of rpf and the way fans ignore the complexities of a cc’s humanity in favor of casting them into fandomized versions of who they are. and above all it’s fucking funny. like dear lord it’s so funny

#sorry i go insane over mangoball sometime it drives me crazy that i cant share it with any of my non mcytfan friends #mangoball

[aq2003]

imagine you need to get away from the house and your responsibilities for a hot second and there's this bus driver/tour guide you meet and he invites you on a one-time big sightseeing trip (what the bus driver is telling himself. don't worry about that). and at first you think it's like a date and he's into you but this dries up maybe half a day in when the sightseeing goes wrong and he starts angsting about his dead girlfriend. anyway the trip gets extended and he's still the worst most disappointing tour guide in the world so you do the emotional equivalent of poking at him with a stick and asking what the hell is wrong with him. bus driver relents and reveals that his whole family is dead and he's been trying to avoid thinking about it by being a bus driver. you listen to him as he talks about how nice his town was before it exploded and you suddenly realize that the bus driver is furiously grieving/homesick/depressed and you're like the only thing stopping him from driving off a cliff and into the sea. especially bc the next day you run into the mafia and the bus driver starts screaming at them to kill him. then he hugs an electric fence. and then he tells you to take the bus keys and leave him and screams at the mafia to kill him again. and like this is so obviously horrific but what can you do besides stay with him on more sightseeing trips and hope you're doing enough to keep him alive. bc one of the responsibilities you ducked from was your job of saving people and this stupid fucking bus driver is a person in need of saving so bad. even if he starts shutting down when he manages to catch that you're directly onto how unstable he is. anyway, on an unrelated note, ten and martha from hit tv show doctor who,

#tenth doctor #martha jones #doctor who #dr who #ten and martha #mt #everyone accept my bus driver analogy into your hearts. watch series 3 the way i watched it and become crazy like me. #ten is NOT her toxic rebounded bf he is her mentally unstable bus driver turned insanely codependent friend #god bless. #10 era

[sleepysebris]

the two smartest people in the show get together, you cant not expect them to uncover every single secret

This is for @halfahelix!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!💖✨ (I was your anarchist gang gift exchange gifter !!) It was really fun trying to figure out how to squeeze sentitwins, feligami, and ladrien into one comic together lmao I KIND OF DID IT, I THINK? enjoy :3

#this is also a big thank you for inviting me to the group in the first place 😭 #it’s been such a lovely experience and ive made so many new friends its CRAZY #i love you guys!!!!! #my art #miraculous ladybug #sentitwins #senticousins #feligami #ladrien #adrienette #ml s5 spoilers #ml finale spoilers #ml recreation #recreation spoilers #ml the final day #felix fathom #kagami tsuguri #miraculous comic #🦚 #my ml comics