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Man, Monarch’s so controlling and manipulative, he’s like Gabriel if he was a supervillain

#mlb

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literally anything could happen to my body and if there were blood in my underwear later i would be like, "oh, that explains it". insomnia. manic episodes. stigmata. my period feels like a plausible explanation for any of these things.

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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth

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i wish that people were more accepting of the fact that not everyone's "core being" or whatever you want to call it will line up perfectly with a label. some people use labels that match their feelings 100% some will use labels that mostly of kind of fit. some will use a label but only to get people to stop asking about it. some use no labels. etc. labels are just tools that we use to describe our unique + indescribable experiences and feelings, and they tend to work pretty well, but it isn't 100% effective. this is what it means to not sort people into boxes

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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ms angelou i will never get over this

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shiv roy you can be the boss fancam

#succession hbo

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I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

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Rats and rabbits are both born knowing that death is inevitable. Rats cope with this by living an epicurean existence, basking in simple pleasures and love of their fellow rat. Rabbits cope by believing in Puritan style predestination.

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it really makes me sad that i get so badly triggered by so many things cuz like i can’t watch or talk about half the stuff my friends like and it makes me feel left out and then i get irritated and it’s literally no one’s fault so i can only get mad at myself

#and i get all avoident and ruin my friendships #i just wish i wasn’t so sensitive #girl with no problems

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i need to follow ppl who don’t post about mcyt or house md my entire dash is just filtered content constantly

#ive been using twitter more recently like it’s drastic #chicken scratch

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*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me

#cyrus

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i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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no one is more racist than a dominican woman married to a white man

#posts about my mother #chicken scratch

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how come?

we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane