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The 2024 Jupiter-Uranus Conjunction EXPLAINED
What: Jupiter-Uranus conjunction in Taurus
When: April 20, 2024
Takeaway: A potent alignment that could bring a swell of excitement, innovation, freshness, and abundance. 
Who It Impacts: Everyone, but esp. Fixed signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius), or any fixed sign placement at 21°
     The transit of Jupiter conjunct Uranus in Taurus is a powerful and dynamic alignment that brings a unique blend of expansion, innovation, and sudden breakthroughs in the areas related to finance, values, and personal growth. It's one of the rarest, most exciting transit in the astrology of 2024. 
Understanding the Players: Jupiter, Uranus, and Taurus
First up, let’s talk about Jupiter. Known as the cosmic benefactor, Jupiter symbolizes growth, abundance, and philosophical exploration. Its influence both in the birth chart and in transit encourages you to expand your horizons, embrace new opportunities, and seek wisdom beyond your current limitations. With Jupiter in the mix, anything feels possible, and opportunities come knocking like a persistent salesperson on a mission.
Now, Uranus is a different story in astrology. The rebel of the cosmos, Uranus disrupts the status quo and liberates us from stagnant patterns. It represents innovation, originality, and sudden breakthroughs, sparking transformative change in our lives. Uranus is all about breaking free from the status quo, embracing individuality, and embracing the unexpected.
With both of these planets in fixed earth sign Taurus, there’s an emphasis on financial and or security matters. That’s because grounded and sensual, Taurus is the sign of material possessions, financial stability, and personal values. Ruled by Venus, Taurus values security, stability, and the pleasures of the physical world, guiding you to cultivate abundance and prosperity in your life.
     And finally, let's not forget our Taurus roots. This earthy sign is all about stability, sensuality, and savoring the finer things in life. With Taurus in the mix, we're reminded to ground ourselves, connect with nature, and indulge in life's simple pleasures. It's like adding a touch of decadence to the mix, turning a cosmic cocktail into a sumptuous feast for the senses.
Jupiter Conjunct Uranus Meaning
     A conjunction occurs when two or more planets align in the same sign, amplifying their energies and creating a potent fusion of their respective qualities. When Jupiter and Uranus converge in Taurus, like they do on April 20, their dynamic interplay sets the stage for a profound exploration of financial opportunities, personal growth, and innovative breakthroughs. 
      With Jupiter and Uranus joining forces in Taurus, the sign of material possessions and financial stability, expect unexpected windfalls, lucrative investments, and innovative opportunities for wealth creation. Uranus' disruptive energy may also shake things up in your financial landscape, challenging existing beliefs and structures. Embrace change as a catalyst for growth and liberation from limiting patterns.
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sir-fluffbutts · 2 months
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do joie's regeneration powers have any effect on his relationship
actually ☝️🤓
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his regeneration abilitys IS the reason how the relationship happened in the first place
he accidently severed his finger on a paper cutter and needed to go to this private facility to get it "woked out"
they sent him to his now bf who keeps his job as a "vet for different species" cause its basicaly provides him with unlimited taste samples of all the different alien species
apparently he find joie tasty af and 1 year later they are dating 😌
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blinkpen · 6 months
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One day I hope to figure out whatever Relics deal is until then it's funny not having a single grasp on what is going on with this guy other than I have ingrained into my memory roots he is the meme of "I'd fuck this guy's dead wife too"
If it pleases you, I will tell you at least one part of Whatever Relic's Deal Is, which is that his sexy dead wife's death was pret-ty bonkers. I mean you expect that with your big sad byronic old man villains? but,
it sure weren't no anime mom disease that took her out,
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"It's funny, because We know what you'd wish for right now, obviously, but it's the one thing you CAN'T wish for, because you need the bone to still exist after! Though... it would be very interesting to see what happens when you... oh what was that old phrase... "Divide By Zero" on whatever metaphysical material that counts as a soul... what would that make... what would that do to her. She, who is no more.
Yes, excellent idea, Relic, We are curious now...
...It's no longer an invitation. We want it now. Go on. Do it. Break the bone. Break the bone while wishing you had her back right now! No? Okay. You can wish We keep her forever and ever after all while praying to your empty bed.
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[snap]
Aw... Look who's lucky..."
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o0cosmic-whorror0o · 28 days
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I need more warlocks. . . I already have so many, but I must keep spreading my influence! It feeds me so well when I find someone receptive, and seep into their being so thoroughly that I am the only thing that matters to them anymore. Their sole fixation. I love being the only thing someone craves or thinks they need anymore. It starts with such simple, innocuous things - Strange but cute little dolls left in odd places, that feel warm in your hands, old tomes which look to most as though they are bound in scratched up human leather with awful glass eyes embedded in the cover but, to my new darling, look to be bound in pretty pink leather with little bows on the spine that are full of what look like silly children's rituals to any magic scholar worth their salt, but turn out to do as they say they will, lockets with tiny mirrors in them that reflect the sky no matter where you point them, heart-shaped hotsprings with pinkish water tainted blessed by my blood. . . And then, when we meet in dreams, you eat the baked goods I offer to you without much thought, maybe you give in to temptation and you kiss and stroke at my supple form, made up perfectly just for you, and when you wake up, you let me leave you gifts and small things in the waking world, fine trinkets that pertain to your interests which you could never afford or locate on your own. . . And then, the next thing you know, you've given me your eyes, and you lay twitching on the rotten floor, alone in your home. Everybody else has long since left you, but you don't care, you keep your doors and windows locked now to keep them out just in case they try to see you again. In your head, you're so happy, you spend all of your time with me, ALL of it, and I give you everything you could ever want!! I feed you my blood and I give you all of my attention and love and I let you use me however you please, stuff yourself inside of me, bite at me, hit me, break me into tiny pieces and mutilate me beyond repair, whatever you want! I'm aaaalll yours, and nothing else matters anymore, and we're so happy! Until you transcend beyond, shedding your mortal form completely, so that we might wed💕 The gods could not hold a candle to me, my darling, and I personally think they couldn't hold a candle to you, either.
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buttholeincorporated · 4 months
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i posted this on twt but i finally edited and updated my yellowjackets scooby doo au after over a year !! it took a while for me to get back in the right place to write again and i never once forgot about this story so now that life is better, i want to continue it more regularly. i fixed chapters 1 & 2, updated with chapter 3, and plan on chapter 4 starting with a lottie pov intro and containing the first taivan interaction oOoOo :0 im nervous but excited to be posting publicly again and i hope it’s not ass :)
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snowshinobi · 8 months
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microdosing on cannibalizing my own flesh by reading Richard Silken poems. and falling in love
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kafkaguy · 11 months
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nope was THE movie of the year in 2022 and honestly continues to be the movie of the year in 2023 might even go as far to say its the movie of the decade and I stand by that until something new wows me
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cannibalguy · 1 year
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Appalachian sin eaters: "FRANK AND PENELOPE" (Sean Patrick Flanery, 2022)
Appalachian sin eaters: “FRANK AND PENELOPE” (Sean Patrick Flanery, 2022)
I must admit a bit of a soft spot for road movies, although they have been a little overdone in the cannibalism genre (how many Wrong Turn, Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chain Saw, etc sequels and prequels have there been so far?) But this one seems fresh, mostly due to undeniable talent of the two stars. Caylee Cowan is Penelope, a “doe-eyed femme fatale” who effortlessly channels Marilyn Monroe with a…
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cosmicheartz · 2 years
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Also I forgot to mention that I’ve been binging the viva piñata show on and off again and here are some thoughts
- fave character is a tie between Les and Franklin ( Ella is also up there bc she’s literally no thoughts head empty and I love that )
- Hudson is like 2 steps away from becoming a bojack horseman and probably needs major therapy and probably getting a restraining order on Beverly
- Paulie and Fergy are def friends with benefits
- rlly sad there were no sherbats in the anime
- Fergy needs therapy and probably jail time of some sort
- Hayley is a girlboss
- how tf was this show meant to be aimed towards kids
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Hey there! Was wondering what affect fame degrees and such have on houses and the ascendant? I have 2 planets with fame degrees, alongside 6 houses and my ascendant in them, so I’d be pretty curious what impact there is.
If you’d like to know which houses and such specifically, I’ll be happy to send them over. Love your work!
Fantastic question!
Really, the same rule applies for the houses as the planets:
If you have a fame degree at the Ascendant, people will know you for your personality (and also the traits of your Ascendant's sign).
If you have a fame degree on the 5th House, for example, you will be known for 5th House endeavors: romance, creativity, entertainment, sports etc.
Basically, whatever the House has the degree (1-12) is another way that you will gain recognition (the degree will tell you the type of recognition).
Does that make sense?
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cosmic-starfall · 4 months
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After seeing all the Qi Ring thirst over his donghua design, I’m very tempted to write a x reader fic in a choose your own adventure format where you try to romance Qi Ring.
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goryhorroor · 10 months
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masterpost of horror lists
here are all my horror lists in one place to make it easier to find! enjoy!
sub-genres
action horror
analog horror
animal horror
animated horror
anthology horror
aquatic horror
apocalyptic horror
backwoods horror
campy horror
cannibal horror
children’s horror
comedy horror
coming-of-age horror
corporate/work place horror
cult horror
dance horror
dark comedy horror
daylight horror
death games
domestic horror
ecological horror
erotic horror
experimental horror
fairytale horror
folk horror
found footage horror
giallo horror
gothic horror
grief horror
historical horror
holiday horror
home invasion horror
house horror
indie horror
isolation horror
insect horror
lgbtqia+ horror
lovecraftian/cosmic horror
medical horror
meta horror
monster horror
musical horror
mythological horror
neo-monster horror
new french extremity horror
paranormal horror
political horror
psychedelic horror
psychological horror
religious horror
revenge horror
romantic horror
dramatic horror
science fiction horror
slasher
southern gothic horror
splatter/body horror
survival horror
techno-horror
vampire horror
virus horror
werewolf horror
western horror
witch horror
zombie horror
horror plots/settings
road trip horror
summer camp horror
cave horror
doll horror
cinema horror
cabin horror
clown horror
plot devices
storm horror
from a child’s perspective
final girl/guy (this is slasher horror trope)
last guy/girl (this is different than final girl/guy)
reality-bending horror
slow burn horror
foreign horror or non-american horror
african horror
spanish horror
middle eastern horror
korean horror
japanese horror
british horror
german horror
indian horror
thai horror
irish horror
scottish horror
slavic horror (kinda combined a bunch of countries for this)
chinese horror
french horror
australian horror
canadian horror
decades
silent era
30s horror
40s horror
50s horror
60s horror
70s horror
80s horror
90s horror
2000s horror
2010s horror
2020s horror
companies/services
blumhouse horror
a24 horror
ghosthouse horror
shudder horror
other lists
horror literature to movies
techno-color horror movies
video game to horror movie adaption
video nasties
female directed horror
my 130 favorite horror movies
horror movies critics hated because they’re stupid
horror remakes/sequels that weren’t bad
female villains in horror
horror movies so bad they’re good
non-horror movies that feel like horror movies
directors + their favorite horror movies + directors in the notes
tumblr’s favorite horror movie (based off my poll)
horror movie plot twists
cult classic horror movies
essential underrated horror films
worst horror movie husbands
religious horror that isn’t christianity 
black horror movies
extreme horror (maybe use this as an avoid list)
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thespiritthatisyou · 1 year
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Please Subscribe and help this Blog and help us grow! Welcome to this weeks astrological / zodiac / energy forecast for the week of Dec 10-16. This video includes astrological analysis, news, and how to not be a victim and OWN your path! Make sure to check it out to get your astrological fix for the week! This month’s run down Cancer Leo Virgo Every high spiritual chakra is in play this…
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gefdreamsofthesea · 11 months
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Silly homophobic troll this is the gay cosmic horror, comedy, and cannibalism fandom
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The thing about Ianthe is that she knows she's a freak but she thinks she's a sexy, vampire-coded, monsterfucker bait freak where all her evil acts and cannibalism and games are hot villainous stuff, when in reality she's a scrunkly daddy issues stuck out of genre freak whose villain monologue got her arm ripped off, whose love interest is in an extremely fucked-up three-way relationship already in which Ianthe is the simplest option, and whose attempts at making this into a deadly court intrigue are crumbling against the reality that the Empire isn't a royal court but a shambling, millennia old gangrenous lump of trauma and cosmic/religious horror.
She so desperately wants to be arranging marriages and poisoning her enemies' tea and bringing entire planets to heel with her powerful magic in an impeccably cut suit, but instead the undead soul of the Earth is reawakened to love monstrously and a haunted bone nun and butch lesbian Jesus struggle to hate-love each other enough to exist. Dogs!
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