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wisteriasymphony · 1 month
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The Gift of Jubilation - (Pigella & Chat)
(and those who no longer receive it)
Porcalina had no trouble in using her gifts. Under another holder, the Miraculous of the Pig might be seen as an insult or as ineffective in battle, but Porcalina considered it much more like a party trick, and she reserved no qualms about it. When not using it for distractions, Porcalina liked to exchange her gifts like fortunes throughout her teammates, touting herself as a seer who could predict their most wanted future, whether said future be years beyond or the very next morning.
"I can always try again," she comforted Chat Noir. "I swear it's probably something I'm doing wrong. This doesn't usually happen."
Porcalina took her tambourine in hand and begun to sing. This was a necessary part of the process: She channeled the domain of Jubilation through reverent song, remarking to others that her Miraculous would guide how she sang and what syllables and half-words would echo around her. It was never anything resembling a spoken language, at least to Chat Noir's own knowledge, but it seemed to change depending on the person she was divining for. Ladybug would always be sung to in an innocent C Major full of princessy trills and ornaments; Renared's song was a calm B Dorian, and CARA.PACE's was E Locrian with many stops and starts. Many of them were in those more obscure modes, some forgoing classification entirely... And Chat half wondered if it was because the Miraculous itself knew Chat was analyzing each note Porcalina sang to find a pattern and was trying to throw him off its path.
But Chat's song was, like Ladybug's, in a regular key. Multiple, in fact. Porcalina would keep a steady beat on her tambourine and start in a brooding, ghostly D# minor. Porcalina's chants would break in form, often sounding like the grieving wails of a young mother, and then just as they started she would bow her head further and return to low chants and humming. Porcalina kept her eyes shut during these sessions, relaxing all her body so that she could be a true vessel to the whims of Jubilation, and with every sharp breath she would seem to rock back and forth in her seat. Then it would switch to a minor B, hesitant in its patience and spilling in shaky half-words off Porcalina's lips. Now the light which the world kept hiding in little corners would fly in and gather around the seer, enveloping her in a faint ring much like the shape of her tambourine cymbals. And as Porcalina would be tossed back and forth by that which she channeled, the ring would move to accommodate her, much like the rings of rock and dust that surround Saturn... or perhaps even a halo for some sleeping giant far below the rooftops of Paris, far beneath the ground. An omen that Porcalina as the augur she was was simply as much a pawn in the schemes of Gods as any of them were.
As she finished her incantations, Porcalina broke out into her final key: A♭ Major. Key of judgement. Key of the grave. And once her voice has swelled to its loudest... she sighed as if nothing had ever happened, and opened her eyes.
"There," she said, setting down the tambourine and guiding the light surrounding her with her hands. Her arms seemed to wade through the air as she gathered her vision, placing each shard of glimmering light into its place on a sphere the size of her head. "And now, if I did everything right this time..."
There was nothing.
Like the last three times before it, Porcalina had divined that Chat Noir's deepest wish was.... nothing.
Porcalina furrowed her brows, bringing the sphere closer as if the answer she wanted was simply one that was too small to otherwise see. "I mean... Perhaps this is a good sign? Maybe you have everything you could ever want?"
Chat stared at her blankly. Even the teammates he'd known for years could tell that such a statement was laughably untrue. After his short absence from the team, Chat had grown bitter and silent, with deep lines carved onto his face that made him seem much older than the others than he truly was. Hell, he hadn't even gone out of his way to request Porcalina divine for him because he simply couldn't care—His new demeanor was hardly that of someone who had everything he wanted.
"I told you there's no point in it," he spoke to Porcalina. The way his bangs hung over his face seemed to cloak his eyes in shadow, dulling even the bright green of his irises to a shade too dark to determine. And that was all he said to her before standing up and walking away to the edge of the rooftop.
Ladybug approached Porcalina from behind, placing a kind hand on the girl's shoulder. "Still nothing?" she asked.
"Yeah. ...It's almost like it doesn't work on him at all," Porcalina sighed. "Or maybe he just doesn't have anything worth wishing for."
Chat could hear them talk behind his back; They did it often, but not once did it go unheard. And she was right to think he didn't wish for anything anymore. He found no joy in it. Only the aching feeling that maybe, there was once something he had wished for... that he was no longer allowed to remember.
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wisteriasymphony · 2 months
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MORE FLUFF OUT!
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this is pawltergeist guys, he does lucky lucky ladybug's family friendly cute shtick but he does it a million times better. his paws squeak and everything
Ok ok check out the Fluff Anthology it's been updated! The piano oneshot/drabble/whateveryoucallit is halfway done! Ch50 of tweos... still working on compiling all my old original art of the blorbos so I need more time hehe :)
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edit: did I really fucking write "withoust". wtf
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wisteriasymphony · 3 months
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wisteriasymphony · 1 month
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At its core, The Warm Embrace of Shadow is a dumpster fire and all its characters are in a gameshow to find out who contributed to the problem the most.
Today, it is Tikki. Good for her. (Bad for her.)
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wisteriasymphony · 1 month
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these goobs are my everything, actually. i should do more references of high fashion poses a la jojo's, i feel like that would fit well with adrien especially
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wisteriasymphony · 1 month
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Unfortunately I cannot send images in asks so I might just post this here lol.
For @mothmon-andre :
あなたのアドバイスに従って LOVE! で描いた.  僕のキャラクターがあなたのスタイルに  ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ 僕は彼女をかわいくするために自由を取った!彼氏は彼女をこう見ているのだろうか?
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A: 「 とてもゴージャス . . . 本当に恋をしているんだ!」 C: 「 えええー!? うるさい!そんな強い言い方しないでよ!」
(Deep-L)
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wisteriasymphony · 27 days
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Okay I’m glad you want to do prompt 8 because I really want to read that god bless
Prompt list by dumplingjinson
8. "Your eyes are lingering again." "Is there a problem with that?"
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Claudia was getting dressed after a shower. In the days since both of them had run away from their previous selves, their lives consisted of hopping from hotel to hotel on Adrien's slowly dwindling savings, each bathroom different from the last. Claudia wasn't the type to really know what exactly was different about every single one—maybe it was the water pressure, the curtains versus the glass doors, the tile beneath her feet or how long it took for the water to heat up. All she knew was that they felt different every single time. Up until she was done, that is: Drying herself off always seemed to be the same. She'd always stare at the lingering dampness on her shoulders as she struggled with her ragged bra that threatened to fall apart, and Adrien would always walk quietly into the corner of her view.
"Your eyes are lingering again."
He laughed, but it was in a way that seemed like he was laughing at himself; Breathy and quiet and with that stupid and adorably gauche smile he'd recently developed, a smile that was uneven and dorky and showed off a dimple in his cheeks. It was an enamored smile, too—That was probably the most important part. Dorky, crooked and stupidly in love.
"Is there a problem with that?"
Claudia couldn't be mad at him for being in love with her. No matter what it entailed or how utterly it had thrown her entire life into shambles. No matter how hard it was to accept that someone found her beautiful and charming and funny and worth their time. No matter how bizarre it was that either of them were in this situation, when he was throwing everything away for something like this.
But, fuck her sideways—What about this did she deserve? If Claudia was meant to ever be loved at all, it was meant to be someone as terrible as her, who used her for all she was good for and reminded her of her worthlessness, who at best only looked at her at a kind of lust for what she could maybe be if she dolled herself up in a sick imitation of beauty like lipstick on a pig. But Adrien just looked at her with love. Not any kind of love you could pin down any which way, just, like—love. All of it.
But damnit, she was half fucking naked and thinking about it way too fucking hard, and when Adrien took her hand in his and his forehead touched hers, she forgot about all of it anyways. Claudia only really remembered that she was about to cry.
Adrien wiped a tear away from Claudia's cheek. Again, he had a way of acting around her that was always terribly, sincerely in love. She just laughed at her own stupidity, failing to look him in the eye.
"Everything about this is worth it to me," he whispered softly. Claudia must have given it away somehow, maybe in her eyes or the way she was tensed up, the way she was looking at her body in the mirror. Or maybe... he had just known her for long enough to know that was her biggest hangup. "I don't regret a second, and I never will. Okay?"
Claudia just pursed her lips and nodded.
"Okay."
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oh my god I forgot about this one T^T sorry for letting this rot in the drafts!!!! lol. All the prompts I post will always be open btw!!
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wisteriasymphony · 2 months
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TWEOS Chapter 47 Preview - Breaking III
“Here,” she said, still a bit too pink in the cheeks to properly match the feigned sweetness Adrien had to his voice just a few seconds prior. “If I get a second scoop, that means we have to share.” “Alright,” Adrien replied, about to grab the spoon from her hands. Claudia shot up out of her seat, slamming one hand on the table with much more force than she likely intended.  “I’m trying to feed it to you, dumbass,” she murmured, almost growling a bit. “Y— You’re what? …To me?! I, uh— I- Uhm, w-well then, uh—“ This was, perhaps, by far, maybe and most definitely one of the best days of his entire life. God, he could probably run around the Arc de Triomphe hundreds of times over screaming it to the world if he so pleased. But for the moment, he was simply melting into a puddle in his own seat, snickering to himself through a bitten lip like some giddy schoolgirl. “—That’s really- I mean, uhm— That’s h-highly unnecessary, Claudia— I, erm—“ 
If you're not caught up yet, do so here so you can fully appreciate the emotional damage I will inflict you all with adorable sweet moments between Idiot #1 and Idiot #2 :) !
god I love chapter previews. it's like giving you all a kiss on the forehead
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wisteriasymphony · 9 days
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yeah this is basically what lawlight is right? this is verbatim what the show is like.
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wisteriasymphony · 2 months
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i can't help it guys, claudrien brainworms. this is what they would look like in the exile ending btw
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wisteriasymphony · 2 months
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It was Adrien Agresté’s wedding day... Not like he particularly gave a shit.
It was late at night, in the interim between the hideous ordeal that was the ceremony and the reception that was to occur the next day. Of course, anyone in their right mind would balk at the idea of extending the entire wedding across two days, whether for ego or to demonstrate a particular level of wealth or influence, but the media had eaten the idea up like nuts. Marinette especially had been insisted that this was the most romantic thing to do, to give each part of the wedding its own day to shine. 
…But that wasn’t the reason Adrien had insisted upon it. And it especially wasn’t the reason he had put off consummation of the marriage.
Giddy as any newlywed should usually be, Adrien exchanged his tuxedo for a casual green sweater and chinos; He donned reading glasses he had left alone for years; He slipped off his Miraculous and set it on his nightstand. And, taking one last look at his old room before it would inevitably be overrun by a second person…. Adrien slipped out the window and down a ladder, just like old times.
He had done it! After two years of agony, he had done it! His contract to happiness had been fulfilled, his debt to destiny paid in full. Adrien couldn’t help but shout with an inappropriate joy as he ran through the streets like some sort of madman, barreling over stopped cars and through groups of passerby, across street corner after street corner after street corner until he reached Place de Bastille. He knew how to get to the café from there; He’d etched the memory deep into his heart.
And at 23:00 in the evening, Claudia Perreault got an unexpected costumer at the Cafe L’Automne. 
“Adrien—“
He dashed over to give her the kiss he’d been saving for her since the very day they parted. Even as he had to cut it off to let himself catch his breath, Adrien still kept himself within a kiss’s reach, just so he’d be ready for another.
“I- I missed you so much, Claudia,” he panted, marveling at the sight of her once more. Her hair had been dyed this wonderful fuchsia, and in an instant Adrien wished his wedding had been filled with nothing but. Fuchsia bouquets, a fuchsia pocket square, fuchsia bowtie and fuchsia altar. “You don’t know how long I’ve waited for this.”
Claudia checked her watch. “I’d say it was probably, like… two years, give or take. Maybe less.”
Adrien pushed the counter door open, taking Claudia by the hand and pulling her out into the dining area of the café, twirling her past cleaned tables and stacked chairs. “God, Claudia, you’re as perfect as the day I lost you! If only-“
Adrien stopped for a moment, then remembered the other ring still on his hand. He pulled their hands together and leaned in to give Claudia another kiss, but his first love was not as easily fooled as Marinette was... And Claudia had taken the ring long before Adrien could remove it himself.
“If only what?” She asked, eyeing the ring distrustfully. Adrien hoped she hadn’t been paying attention to the local news lately, though perhaps it was a bit too late to hope such a thing.
Adrien sighed, before pulling her in and trying again, this time with words and not actions: “If only you were the woman I exchanged rings with today,” he spoke, caressing Claudia’s cheek. “I’ll forever wish that was the case.”
“Uhm- I’m sorry— Today?!” Claudia extended an arm to force her ex-lover further apart from her, eyebrows knit together in exasperation. “Oh, god, Adrien,” she muttered, pinching the bridge with her nose, “How many hours ago did you get married?”
“Well, maybe like, eight or nine.” Adrien took his wedding band back from Claudia, only to slip it into his pocket. “-But it was a necessary sacrifice! You remember, don’t you?”
“Yes, I know, but within the same 24 hours?” Even when she was annoyed at him, she was still so beautiful. “That’s really the most damning part, Adrien. You couldn’t bear to wait a day?”
“God, no. -Hell, I’m disappointed you don’t offer catering, I would’ve had you be there with me if you did.”
“Yeah, ‘cause it’s every woman’s dream to be catering for her ex’s wedding. Right.” Claudia tried to walk back to the cafe’s counter, only for Adrien to grab her by the hand.
“They wouldn’t have to know…” he smiled, spinning her around again with just as much passion in that single move as he’d probably give for the entire of his first dance with his wife the day after. 
Claudia just rolled her eyes at him, her lips pursed together. “Until they found you cornering me in the bathroom, that is.”
“Oh, baby, I would never~”
“Corner me in the bathroom, or cheat on your fiancée during your own wedding?”
Adrien paused for a moment. “The former,” he sighed. “Just the former. …It would be to one of the bedrooms that I’d try to whisk you away.”
Claudia just shook her head at the notion, exasperated. As romantic as this man was, it was apparently in all the wrong places. “I don’t know what I’ll do with you, Eddí…”
“You could always ma—“ Nope! Can’t say that anymore! You already are! “…You could hear me out. Let me visit every once in a while, let me stay the night, perhaps…”
“Is there such a thing as aiding and abetting in an adultery?” She muttered to herself. “Or would I not count if I’m the mistress?”
“She’s the mistress, sweetheart, not you,” he lied. “The rings don’t really mean anything,” he lied again. “I want to make it work with you even despite these circumstances.”
“…Right.” Claudia rolled her eyes again. “You can start by going back home, Eddí. Give it at least a month, okay?”
A month. Yeah, he could wait a month.
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wisteriasymphony · 10 days
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worst pairing in the universe they are my OTP
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wisteriasymphony · 20 days
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posting this to the tumblr so y'all see it too. also on ao3 tho
There was something addictive to the way he would hold her.
The way his hand held onto her thigh like he was about to die; Looking into her eyes like she was the only cure. Perhaps she was lucky, she supposed, that the person she’d seen look at her like this was someone like him. 
Does he even realize that he’s using her? …If she’s the only one who feels that way, is it even real? He sure seemed genuine about it, with every finger that pulled against her skin, every kiss, every chemical. Hell, he probably was entirely genuine about it, but that didn’t mean there couldn’t be something fake about it.. Right? 
”You really are beautiful,” he said—he would always say—with that strange look in his eyes. Claudia supposed it was a look of adoration. No, that wasn’t all of it. It was worship. Did she really deserve to be worshipped? Did anything? 
“Thanks… I guess.” She planted a kiss on his forehead. He didn’t grip onto her the way she deserved to be: He was clinging to her like she was a precious jewel and not… well, what she was. Someone else needed to be filling his hands. Someone else needed to be the person tearing through her with their fingers. …Because he wasn’t tearing, really. Not even close.  
Adrien started to place another constellation of kisses all over Claudia’s stomach, hips, legs… “Do you not believe me?” He asked, resting his chin on the pouch of her abdomen right below her navel. “I really do think you’re the most beautiful woman in the world, Claudia. Truly.” 
Finally, something she could pick apart. 
“I don’t know if I could really call myself a ‘woman’,” Claudia sighed, running a lazy hand through Adrien’s hair. She was only 19, really—20 in less than half a year—and she felt that was a word she still needed to grow into; If she ever grew into it, that is. If it was ever the right word to begin with. 
Adrien laughed at himself, the sound short and quiet as it passed his lips. “The most beautiful man, then. Or person, or even the most beautiful thing. That’s not the important part. I’m willing to call you whatever you like, because the sentiment will still be true.” 
A light touch from Adrien’s hand suddenly caused all the muscles on her back to tense up; She balled up her fist in Adrien’s hair, perhaps even a little too hard. 
“You know,” he added, “There’s a word I think you’d like: ‘grotesque’. You’ve heard of it before, haven’t you?” 
Claudia nodded. Grotesque meant a lot of things; In English, it carried connotations of the gross and gory, of slime and of mold and the generally unpleasant or unsightly. In French, it instead meant something ludicrous or strange, sometimes even ridiculous. 
“What’s interesting about the word is its etymology. It comes from the Italian ‘grottesca’, or ‘of the cave’, and referred to a very particular style of ancient Roman paintings, specifically a style of ornamentation on frescoes.” Adrien kept his other hand still on the back her thigh, perhaps holding on a little tighter now. “For a while, it meant something much closer to ‘extravagant’ or ‘highly detailed’. And, in my own opinion… you could perhaps say even ‘gorgeous’.” 
“Are you saying you think I’m grotesque?” Claudia smiled, before Adrien pulled her in closer again. 
“Maybe. I’m just wondering if you would prefer I call you that instead. That way you can always interpret the word in the way you like, and I can interpret it in mine.” 
Claudia thought for a minute about it. Surely, in some sense of the word, there was something grotesque about all of this. She was ‘grotesque’ as in unpleasant… he was ‘grotesque’ as in extravagant… And together? ‘Grotesque’ as in strange. It was easier to accept the way he looked at her now, though, for some odd reason; Now that it conjured the image of him worshipping a statue of Medusa rather than one of a goddess. Even if it was wrong, she liked the idea that he adored her as a monster than as an idol. That, in her eyes, felt actually genuine. Maybe it was the idea that she inspired a little fear in him, too, that sold it. 
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wisteriasymphony · 1 month
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I am absolutely OBSESSED with tweos and claudrien, but I have to ask: is there anyone in canon you actually ship Adrien with? Love square or otherwise (especially otherwise). Or is everyone else just meh?
Can’t wait for more tweos updates btw!!!!!!
YEAHHHHHH CLAUDRIEN NATION GAINS A NEW CITIZENNNN (follow me so i can add you to the roster bestie <3)
I don't think I will ever be 100% down for any of the lovesquare lol. I'm not really sure why? Cause I used to think it just didn't have the 'right drama' to it, but then you see fics like FaOLL and they give it that and it's just... still not it to me? Maybe the lovesquare just needs homoerotic/cannibalistic vibes for me to be into it XD
As for other canon... Adribrina has grown on me. This is entirely @generalluxun and @lazyartist16s's doing, I will admit. If I can't have my boy be a melodramatic freak, then I'll at least let him be cute and adorable with someone who would truly appreciate him. Also it's a fellow cat/dog ship, so I physically, legally have to stan.
ok ok as for updates: it's been a long time coming because ch52 is heavy, and i've gotten stuck on a few things chief of which is I'm not sure how directly I want to describe gabriel lashing out at adrien. it's not for very long, buuuuut considering how difficult the Valentine's Day WIP is, I definitely have a lower tolerance for writing skin-crawling stuff than I think. (I think the relative ease that I churned out Ch37 is the cause of this delusion lol)
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wisteriasymphony · 2 months
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claudrien nation i need help with deciding on fluff ideas. (FOR LATER FOR LATER)
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wisteriasymphony · 5 days
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rule 1 of misusing a miraculous's powers: do not have adoptive parents who also misused miraculous powers. they will know.
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