#classroom quotes

[cowboy-corpse]

Little motivational poster i made with realistic cat smurf, followed by a mockup of what it might look like hanging in a classroom setting!

#my art #cat smurf #motivating quotes #get motivated #classroom poster #classroom quotes #elementary education

[archangel-dormiens]

Overheard in class 7th grade comments #1 for this year:

"Stop talking before we get demonentarized!"

#7th grade #shit kids say #classroom quotes

[c-f-lindsey]

The quote on the whiteboard

“Cheese is always an option”

We were talking about sweet and savory cookies, and what we could pair with cheese in class that day.

#college #community college #school #student #student life #business major #music appreciation #class #in class #cookies #cheese #cheese goes with everything #lmao #quote #classroom quotes #quotes #funny asf #cheese and cookies #cookies and cheese #cheese and crackers

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Holdovers (Alexander Payne, 2023)

#The Holdovers #Alexander Payne #Paul Giamatti #2023 #quote #Dominic Sessa #long shot #school #symmetry #teacher #interiors #church #class #classroom

[timelykarmagisa]

karma: i know you think my judgement is clouded because i like nagisa a little bit

isogai: you doodled your wedding invitation

karma: that's our joint tombstone

isogai: my mistake

#karmagisa #karma akabane #nagisa shiota #incorrect quotes #anime #assassination classroom #assclass #yaoi #assasination classroom #yuma isogai

[nykie-love-anime]

Sentences

Y/N: Karma and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's... Karma: Sentences Y/N: - with a very serious look - Y/N: Do not interrupt me Karma: ... Y/N: And it's sandwiches

Masterlist

#y/n #incorrect quotes #reader #assassination classroom #karma x reader #karma akabane #karma akabane x reader

[itsbansheebitch]

"Imagine if every teacher in America went on strike at the same time? Society would crumble in like, an hour. Their demands would be met immediately. It's the perfect crime! :D" - Drew Gooden

#strike #writers strike #actors strike #wga strike #hot strike summer #hot labor summer #politics #us politics #quote #inspiring quotes #inspiring words #inspirational quotes #inspiration #inspiration quotes #inspiration words #motivation #teachers #education #classroom #school #campus #university #college #lgbt #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia #lgbtq #youtube #drew gooden #kurtis conner

[merakisphere]

When someone asks what this is, exactly, I never really know what to tell them. People come up to my booth at market events and say, "what a cool bracelet", or "what a neat ornament"! Others express how fancy of a "fidget toy" this is, or how it would make a "wonderful gift".

Is there a word that describes something as "everything, all at once?"

Did you know that you don't have to choose from just the colours I have listed in my shop? You can select "custom request" and let me know of any combination of beads from any style you'd like your Meraki Sphere to be made! Wire options are: Tarnish Resistant Brass, Steel, and Electroplated (Rose Gold, Dark Grey, Brilliant Silver)

Shop Etsy | Shop Website

Quote of the day:

!!PSA!! Our shop will run at a reduced capacity for the month of May as we will be visiting family in Korea for the first time in decades! (so excited!). Our shop will remain open, and you may continue to place orders, however our lead time will be set to 4-6 weeks. Family/friends will be processing orders, but at a limited capacity.

#stimboard #stimblr #fidget toys #de stigmatize fidgets #therapy toy #classroom fidget #silent fidget toy #fidget bracelet #visual stim #inspirational quote #something I made #PSA notice #tumblrstuff #late night tumblr #artists on tumblr

[humming-fly]

as expected the fma mobile game event side story that inexplicably features og greed and ling as high schoolers is just as wildly batshit as you'd expect - all these shitposts are all taken nearly Verbatim from the translation shit really was just that funny i still laugh when i think about it

(also in case ya'lld like to see it for yourself i saved all the screenshots and google translations to a zip file here though fair warning they may or may not be in order good luck o7)

#hard to pick a favorite part of the storyline between #ling being a hitman for hire who's paid in junk food #greed still having his ultimate shield but refusing to explain how and everyone is fine with that #which then manages to be Plot Relevant not because the shield is invincible #but because of the gag that he somehow doesn't have a shirt when it's on so he looses flag tag because his flag falls off #also oliver saying and I quote #'come transfer student i'll break the bridge of your nose' #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist mobile #fmam #greed #ling yao #shockingly no greedling! #actually my favorite part might be the premise of the entire plot #which is this school apparently has hunger-game style death matches between homerooms each year #and ling nominates greed to head their class despite the fact he Just Transferred #and has No Fucking Clue what is happening or even where half of the classrooms are #i was Shocked the ending of this storyline wasn't greedling waking up in the woods like 'damn what a weird dream' #given neither greed nor ling has been to an actual public school i assume this entire plot is just what they think happens there #anyways #my art #doodles

[bluetoraa]

incorrect quotes, karma akabane x reader

warnings!

—gn!reader

—swearing

y/n: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

karma: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

y/n: ...

y/n: You mean ring bearER, right?

karma: ...

y/n: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

y/n: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

karma: I wrote you a poem.

y/n, already crying: You did?

y/n: We’re getting married, bitches!

karma: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

karma, at y/n's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. (They leave)

karma, leaning over y/n′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

y/n: Yeah, no shit.

y/n: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

karma: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

karma: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

y/n: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

karma: y/n, it's four o'clock in the morning.

y/n: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

karma: I’m in love with you.

y/n: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, idiot.

karma: I know.

y/n: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

y/n: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

y/n: Lmao, @/karma.

y/n: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

karma: Those are Pokemon cards.

y/n: You got a magikarp.

karma: ...?

y/n: It means 'fuck you'.

AUTHOR NOTES;

I DO NOT OWN THE DIVIDERS! ALL CREDITS GO TO “blackholemojis” ON TUMBLR!!!

anyways take this while i disappear for awhile lmfao

im travelling again and school sucks ass bc its fucking school man😭

anyways, i hope whoevers reading this has a great day/night! thank you for reading!

tue sept 27th, 2022. 11:28 PM

#bluetoraa #assassination classroom #karma akabane x reader #karma x reader #assassination classroom x reader #karma akabane #ansatsu kyōshitsu x reader #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes x reader #xoxo!<3

[vish-the-wanderer]

CoTE opening quotes

a list of the opening quotes in classroom of the elite:

What is evil?- Whatever springs from weakness. -F W Nietzsche, The Antichrist It takes great talent and skill to conceal one's talent and skill. -La Rochefoucauld, Reflections or Sentences and Moral Maxims Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with one another. -Adam Smith, An Enquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations We should not be upset that others hide the truth from us, when we hide it so often from ourselves. -La Rochefoucauld, Reflections or Sentences and Moral Maxims Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Sartre, No Exit There are two kinds of lies; one concerns an accomplished fact, the other concerns a future duty. -Jean Jacques Rousseau, Emile or on Education Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is to be preferred. -Jean de La Fontaine, Fables Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. -Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy, Inferno Man is condemned to be free. -Jean-Paul Sartre, Existentialism and Humanism Every man has in himself the most dangerous traitor of all. -Kierkegaard, Works of Love What people commonly call fate is their own stupidity. -Schopenhauer, Philosophical Writings Genius lives only one story above madness. -Schopenhauer, Parerga and Paralipomena Remember to keep a clear head in difficult times. -Horace, Odes (Carmina) There are two main human sins from which all the others derive: impatience and indolence. -Franz Kafka, The Zurau Aphorisms The greatest souls are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues. -Rene Descartes, Discourse on Method The material has to be created. -Florence Nightingale, subsidiary notes (female nursing into military hospitals in peace and war) Every failure is a step to success. -William Whewell, Lectures on the History of Moral Philosophy in England Adversity is the first path to truth. -G G Byron Don Juan To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions;  both dispense with the necessity of reflection. -H Poincare, Science and Hypothesis The wound is at her heart. -Vergil, Aeneid If you make a mistake and do not correct it, this is called a mistake. -Anonymous, Analects People, often deceived by an illusive good, desire their own ruin. -Niccolo Machiavelli, Discourses on Livy A man who cannot command himself will always be a slave. -J W V Goethe, Zahme Xenien Force without wisdom falls of its own weight. -Horace, Odes (Carmina) The worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself. -F W Nietzsche, Thus spoke Zarathustra

lmk if you'd like explanations as to how these epigraphs relate to the story

#classroom of the elite #CoTe #ayanokoji #kiyotaka ayanokouji #quotes #literature quotes #deep quotes #anime #light novel #anime opening

[cowboy-corpse]

Little motivational poster i made with realistic cat smurf, followed by a mockup of what it might look like hanging in a classroom setting!

#realistic cat smurf #motivating quotes #classroom quotes #early education #classroom #elementary school #motivational poster

[exactly-economic-month-level]

#frozen #ben whishaw #dancing #personal quotes #a$ap rocky #angie griffin #ian x mickey #terrible puns #halle berry #barbie movie #classroom #cm punk #underverse #robotics #th!n$piration

[cjs-51703]

Nagisa: This is such a bad idea...

Karma: Then why are you coming along?

Nagisa: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#anime #incorrect quotes #incorrect assassination classroom quotes #assclass #assassination classroom #nagisa shiota #karma akabane #karmagisa #nagisa x karma #this definitely happened

[timelykarmagisa]

karma: whenever nagisa is mad at me, i tighten all the jar lids so he has to talk to me.

[glass breaking in the background]

karma: huh. i was sure that would work.

#assassination classroom #karmagisa #karma akabane #nagisa shiota #incorrect quotes #anime #yaoi

[nykie-love-anime]

Wrong With You

Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you? Y/N: - looking at Karma with a wtf face - Karma: Woah, woah you could at least start with a "Good morning Karma, how are you?" Y/N: Good morning now what the fuck is wrong with you?

Masterlist

#y/n #incorrect quotes #reader #assassination classroom #karma x reader #karma akabane #karma akabane x reader