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darkfrog24 · 5 months
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It just occurred to me. The movie is called Coyote vs Acme. So... Wile E. finally gets fed up with the years of defective products and inadequate safety documentation and finally sues Acme Co? If this were a chase cartoon, it would be called Coyote vs Roadrunner, but no, this is a legal thriller on the order of Rainmaker or Erin Brockovich. Wile E. says Acme products nearly killed him on several occasions. Acme argues that of course their products are dangerous; they're anvils and rockets and they claim the coyote didn't use them exactly as intended and therefore brought all those injuries on himself. Roadrunner's only in the movie because both sides call him as their key witness. And for all that the coyote spent years trying to kill him, he gets it, you know, he gets it. After all, roadrunners catch snakes to eat, and you know how hungry you have to get before live rattler looks good? And the judge demands an answer: Mr. Roadrunner, do you believe Acme delivered products that were if not safe than at least effective and no more dangerous than advertised, and Roadie has to do it. He's under oath. As the courtroom holds its breath, there's nothing he can say but "Meep meep."
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The first round of preparations are finally complete, and that means the first round of the Classic Sapphic Ships bracket is almost ready to go! I'll be preparing the polls today and tomorrow to hopefully go live on Friday, and voting time for at least the first two rounds will run for a week. Check out the FAQ in the meantime, and feel free to send over any additional questions as well!
The full list of Round 1 Match Ups is under the cut!
Right side:
Franky/Bridget (Wentworth) vs Regina/Emma (Once Upon a Time)
Watson/Moriarity (Elementary) vs Lucy/Amy (DEBS)
Gina/Rosa (Brooklyn 99) vs Debbie/Lou (Ocean's 8)
Jo/Blair (The Facts of Life) vs Peyton/Brooke (One Tree Hill)
Piper/Alex (Orange is the New Black) vs Bering/Wells (Warehouse 13)
Xena/Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess) vs Trini/Kimberly (Power Rangers 2017)
Ripley/Annalee (Alien) vs Annalise/Tegan (How to Get Away With Murder)
Susan/Talia (Babylon 5) vs Chessy/Meredith (The Parent Trap)
Ann/Anne (Gentleman Jack) vs Scully/Reyes (X-Files)
Cat/Kara (Supergirl) vs Olivia/Natalia (Guiding Light)
Nikki/Helen (Bad Girls) vs Ola/Lily (Sex Education)
13/Cameron (House MD) vs Sara/Catherine (CSI)
Delphine/Cosima (Orphan Black) vs Emily/JJ (Criminal Minds)
B'elanna/Seven (Star Trek) vs Rachel/Quinn (UnReal)
Emily/Alison (Pretty Little Liars) vs Beca/Chloe (Pitch Perfect)
Carol/Maria (Captain Marvel) vs Raven/Abby (The 100)
Left side:
Grace/Frankie (Grace & Frankie) vs Shaw/Root (Person of Interest)
Callie/Arizona (Grey's Anatomy) vs Stef/Lena (The Fosters)
Eve/Mazikeen (Lucifer) vs Luce/Rachel (Imagine Me & You)
Tara/Pam (True Blood) vs Ally/Ling (Ally McBeal)
Alex/Olivia (Law and Order SVU) vs Miranda/Andy (The Devil Wears Prada)
Samantha/Janet (Stargate SG-1) vs Nomi/Amanita/Sense8)
Willow/Tara (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs 13/Yasmin (Doctor Who)
Sharon/Brenda (The Closer) vs Kalinda/Alicia (The Good Wife)
Max/Anne (Black Flag) vs Petra/Jane (Jane the Virgin)
Eleanor/Tahani (The Good Place) vs Kelly/Yorkie (Black Mirror)
Rory/Paris (Gilmore Girls) vs Aneela/Kendry (Killjoys)
Quinn/Rachel (Glee) vs Jane/Maura (Rizzoli & Isles)
Nico/Karolina (Runaways) vs Serena/Bernie (Holby City)
Laura/Danny (Carmilla) vs Peggy/Angie (Agent Carter)
Hecate/Pippa (The Worst Witch) vs Bobbie/Chrisjen (The Expanse)
Bo/Lauren (Lost Girl) vs Bette/Tina (The L Word)
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ladydivine1943 · 9 months
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Happy (late) birthday for these two!!!!!!! ≧◉◡◉≦
it should be on that day, but i can't do it due to busy job (and sickness)
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anyway, here you go
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sylvies-kablooie · 3 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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classic-fandom-wank · 2 months
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Slash Wank!!! (2/25/2008)
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In possibly the stupidest move since the invention of the DVD rewinder, newyork_noodles posts a slash rant at fanficrants.
Embedded in this mass of fail are such gems as "I just don't understand the point of writing something that you know goes directly against canon and the character you're writing about." and "I just think that if it's a main character, who has been around for several books or movies or seasons or whatever and who we known all these things about it would, you know, be mentioned if they were bisexual."
Right. Because no author has ever come back after the end of a seven-book series and announced that a major character was gay. And also? Isn't the whole point of fanfiction for authors to, I dunno, explore things about their favorite characters that aren't explored in canon material?
The community, predictably, is in the process of delivering a felony sexual assault on the poster's anal region.
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Slash!rant Jesus. Why does ever single slash fanfic invariably contain the phrase:
"Kissing X is the scariest, most exciting thing Y has ever done."
It's such a stupid cliché.
Also, I do NOT understand this bizarre need to slash characters that we know are straight. And have been kissing women and falling in love with women all over canon. I just don't understand the point of writing something that you know goes directly against canon and the character you're writing about.
ETA: Okay, okay. I get it. I swear, I really, really didn't mean to step on anyone's toes. I do not have a problem with homosexuality, I do not have a problem with bisexuality. Truly. I'm just going to stick what I wrote in response to chvickers's comment in here, and then we can all please just move on with our lives, please?
I just think that if it's a main character, who has been around for several books or movies or seasons or whatever and who we known all these things about it would, you know, be mentioned if they were bisexual. Because if they were, there would be absolutely no reason why there wouldn't be a subplot with another man (or woman), or them mentioning it at some point if that they were gay or, in fact, bisexual. It just completely blows my mind when fanfic writers build this entire universe around a character being openly gay and with another character when they're just not.
I think it's really more about canon vs. fanon being a priority than about sexuality. Because I think it's just as bizarre when people come up with these random-ass het pairings that have absolutely no basis in canon, and it's not even mentioned why these two characters are suddenly making out. The slash was just specifically bugging me tonight.
Okay? And please, calm down. I didn't mean to step on anyone's toes. Really. Thank you. Good night.
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molostyle23 · 3 months
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Shadow’s aim was a little off
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elizakai · 26 days
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tumblr sexyman privledges
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raccishere · 3 months
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The sillies
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I rewatched the entirety of underverse again c:
They real silly for real
good luck on reading my handwriting (((okay fine I'll give you a translation 🤨)))
Fresh: ~vibing~
Fell: If this thing is supposed to be another "sans", why is he so FUNKing tall?
Sans: pff- what was that?
Fell: !? the FLIP!??
Fresh: ayy you chill lil brah? what's got ya so sore?
Sans: looks like edge is FLIPPING out,,
Fell: SHUT THE HAM UP CLASSIC!!
Fell: YOU!! THIS SHIP IS CAUSE A' YOU, ISN'T IT, YOU TECHNICOLOR NINETIES BENCH!?
Fresh: Woah brah, you're a-BOAT to explode. Need to SIT DOWN or somethin'?
Fell: FROG YOU!!!
Sans: C'mon edge, you're CROAKIN' me up.
Fell: *incoherent edgy yelling*
Sans: Better be easy on your voice, tho. You might RIBBIT to pieces.
Fell: *trying not to laugh*
Fell: GH-h--NO!! Shut yer face along with your stupid FORKing PUNS! You and your stupid glasses are gettin' on my nerves!!
Ya know WHAT--
SWIPE!
SNAP!
Fell: heh heh.
Sans: Aw man. That was unnecessary-
Fell: YEAH. 's what'cha get. Think twice about pissin' me off, freak.
Fresh: *FRESH GRAB followed by a FRESH YOINK*
Fell: AYE-- (edgy chomp)
Fresh: YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE, LITTLE BRAH.
Fell: The heck- Get your hands off me--
Fresh: you'll regret breakin' my stuff, dude bro.
Fell: AHH EW EWEW WHAT THE FUNK EWW EW
Sans: *innocently/fearfully standing back as Fell gets traumatized*
Fresh!Sans by @loverofpiggies / CrayonQueen / AU icon <3 <3
Fell!Sans by Underfella/Community
Inspired by Underverse by Jael Peñaloza
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ripeteeth · 2 months
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Really didn’t expect to get blocked on reading some random fanfiction while killing time at a Honolulu Delta Sky Club today. Note the “tasteless” reason. Glad to know I can get price gouged on a flight AND judged on reading material at the same time. Classic. Never change.
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churidraws · 10 months
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little fan art of @buggachat ‘s bakery AU, I just imagined a cozy scenario before marinette’s nightmare, during the post-revelation and pre-gala arch..I love em😭
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darkfrog24 · 2 years
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Sooooo...  Mr. Hawkins dies right after telling Mina that her new husband was in the will.  Show of hands for she poisoned him because she knew there was too much other %$#& going on for anyone to think it wasn’t the draculas?
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ao3-shenanigans · 5 months
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Shout out to all the beginning authors, don’t be afraid to write badly and to write for yourself
we will love you regardless
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skysyzygy · 5 months
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losing my mind a little bit at the percy jackson tv show trailer because the quips? the actors?? the goddamn cover of Riptide going on in the background???? Middle school me would’ve been going NUTS and I’d be lying if I said I’m not at least a little delighted I can indulge her with this show
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eeennyyy · 4 months
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Sonic Superstars came out a while back and I wasn't too fond of Trip's design so I made this✨
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soundsofmyuniverse · 8 months
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Happy Birthday Freddie Mercury // September 5, 1946.
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donutdrawsthings · 2 months
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When I went into Classic Who, I didn't expect to meet the silliest Billy there ever was.
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