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I think Ishmael Mobydick would really flip out if he learned how sperm whales sleep

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I nailed every fucking grape and region.

Just did my first blind tasting and I'm pretty sure that was a Sancerre, California Chardonnay, red Burgundy, and a Napa cabernet, but we will see!

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Just did my first blind tasting and I'm pretty sure that was a Sancerre, California Chardonnay, red Burgundy, and a Napa cabernet, but we will see!

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Psych 3x11

#that’s a man having one whole realization #maybe i gotta read a bunch of shassie tonight #who can say

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all the angels in heaven are sodomizing each other

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this is not a complaint btw

bad tasting notes of good wine #41: syrah tastes like you're giving an olive a blow job

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bad tasting notes of good wine #41: syrah tastes like you're giving an olive a blow job

#nsft #wine

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I think I need more wine books.

Also sommelier and wine training is so fascinating. A good portion of it is about hospitality and service and, having been in the industry, I find it fascinating, but so much is also about the theory of taste and flavor. It's making me learn to approach everything differently. Even in culinary school we never got this level of learning to identify and understand flavors and how they work together. It's making me a better cook.

#also i'm half tempted to take a few dance lessons before my exam #because i am not elegant in my movements #wine #sommelier #ps i am super in love with northern rhône wines and you should try them #there's a black olive vibe that's so sexy

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"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"

Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:

You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.

Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.

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MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

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AITA for not telling my fiancé I know he’s queer? 

I 20s (F) have a 20s (M) fiancé, V, and he’s been talking about this terrible secret he cannot tell me and he keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out. The issue is V and I were raised together by his parents, and my surrogate 40s (M) father and (now deceased) surrogate mother arranged for our marriage back when we were both children. They thought it was the best for us and at the time we were too young to realize the implications and had no reason to reject to the match. When we were teenagers our mother was on her deathbed and she told us again that she wished for us to marry, and of course we both agreed. However, V is also best friends with a 20s (M) guy called H, and they were nearly inseparable as boys and teens. They also went to university together and shared an apartment but V had to come home due to family reasons. Lately he’s been going out all day and coming home at night hours later. He insists that he’s fine and that we all leave him alone and not worry for him, but I think he and H have been sneaking around. He even delayed our wedding day by arranging a trip to go to England alone with H. It’s exhausting for all of us and I think I should just tell V I know and support him and that we can call off the marriage, but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I’m completely fine with not marrying him - he always felt more like a brother to me anyway - but I worry it might come off wrong. The worst part is he’s really beating himself up about it. He’s so guilty it’s beginning to take a toll on his health. I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to be happy.

EDIT: nvm he built an 8ft creature in his dorm

#I reblogged this before and i’ll reblog it again

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Captain of being attractive in doorways Francis Crozier

#every time he pulls his waistcoat or jacket over his stomach i go feral #love a depressed gremlin give me gremlin francis to gnaw on i have needs

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Voted as the worst couple in the entire sect bc of their annoying ass pda

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe enthusiastically hugging Shen Qingqiu, who makes an annoyed sound but is blushing. Luo Binghe is in white disciple robes. End ID]

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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”