#chilis date

[awhiteblanket]

We fucked chilis up 😮‍💨

#chilis date #hi welcome to chilis #i feel god in this chilis tonight #chilis #bf #date night

[mammonsrockstargf]

"Fuck, the things I wouldn't do for a cheeseburger right now,"

Beelzebub's attention is immediately on you, eyes twinkling red. "We can go to Hell's Burger after this then," he says, eager to oblige to any and all requests you make. The fact that it involves food only entices him further. You sigh and shake your head, much to his confusion.

"No, Beel, like a real burger," you say, resting your head in your hands, elbows on your desk. You're sitting at the back of the class, so your teacher doesn't notice that neither of you is particularly focused. Beelzebub's eyebrows furrow in confusion. "Hell's Burger's burgers aren't real?" he mumbles and you smile apologetically at him, shaking your head.

"Sorry, Beel, I just-" You stop for a second, reminiscing about your favourite burger restaurant. Beel waits patiently for you to sort out your thoughts, although the talk of burgers has increased the never-ending rumble of his stomach.

"I just crave a human-world burger, that doesn't have the word death or poison in the name or has 4,000-year-old cheese in it," you say and pout at him. "I want a proper burger, with normal cheese and lettuce and pickles-" your rant is interrupted by the loud noise of Beel's stomach, so loud that the entire class turns to look at you for a second before realising it's just Beel. The teacher sighs and resumes the lesson. Your brows furrow in concern. "You got any lunch left, big guy?" you ask and Beel shakes his head while holding onto his stomach.

Without looking up from his book a single time, Satan, sitting in front of you, reaches down into his bag and pulls out his lunch, giving it to Beel. Beel gratefully accepts it, with a sheepish look.

"Thanks, bro."

ੈ♡˳

Your craving for a real cheeseburger doesn't go away, but you resolve to not tell Beel about it after his... expressive reaction. That's until three days later when Beels is pulling you down the street by your hand. "Beel, where are we going?" you ask, but he just smiles at you, grinning from ear to ear. "Mmmh, it's a surprise," he says. You don't realize where you are until you're standing in front of the passage that you've used a couple of times before. The seal to the human realm.

"What's going on?" you ask. Beel shrugs. "Got permission from Lucifer to take you to a real burger place," he says and you stare at him in awe. "Beel, that's really nice of you," you say and he smiles. "Yeah, yeah, thank me later,"

Before you know it, you're pulled into the passage with a squeal.

ੈ♡˳

The great thing about going out with Beel is that there is absolutely no shame when it comes to ordering food. The demon is as shameless as a baby. The more the two of you order, the more the cashier in front of you seems to pale. Pretty much every burger on the menu is ordered, several portions of fries, every single dip, 20 chili cheese tops, 3 milkshakes (one for each flavour), 2 sodas, chicken wings-

"Oh, Beel, you gotta taste this one, it's the best," you say, pointing at the menu. The cashier begrudgingly adds it to your total. "Anything else I can do for you?" they ask and you smile apologetically at them. "I think we're good for now," you say pinching Beel's arm, before he begins ordering any more. He closes his mouth and blinks at you. You wonder how long he would continue to order if you didn't stop him.

"Will you be eating here or taking it with you?" The cashier asks and they raise their brows when you tell them you'll be eating it there. Probably wondering how two people can eat that much food.

You honestly can't even blame them, but it's not like you can explain that they're dealing with the Avatar of Gluttony. Beel doesn't even seem to notice the cashier's judgment when he pulls out Lucifer's card and pays for the food.

You find a secluded table and sit down. It feels almost too normal, being back in your own world, sitting at a fast-food restaurant. Beel notes your nostalgia and grabs your hand. You smile at him. "Truly, Beel, thank you for this. I needed it," you say and once again Beel just shrugs.

"Figured it was the least I could do," he says. "You've done so much for us, always getting caught in me 'n my brother's fights," he mumbles and begins to rub soothing circles into your wrist. You sit like that in comfortable silence for a while before you lean over the table to place a chaste kiss to his lips. Beel's belly grumbles and he leans over to chase your lips, but you're interrupted when three workers come over and place an insane amount of food on your table. You smile at Beel and shrug when he makes a disappointed noise.

"We're definitely getting dessert after this right?" he asks, still oblivious to the judgemental stares from the restaurant workers, but you find yourself not caring either when you grin mischievously.

"How about I'll be your dessert?"

a/n: so i did some research and i couldn't really figure out if chili cheese tops is an international thing of just a scandinavian thing? it's fried cheeseballs with jalapeno in them and bread on the outside. is that a thing in your country?

thanks for reading! find my other stuff here.

#i'm actually vegetarian #but often times a burger king veggie burger really hits #and chili cheese tops on the side #also there's this really good burger joint 2 minutes from where i live #they have the best veggie burgers ever #so i didn't go to into descriptions about meat but you can just imagine whatever gets you going #perse fics #perse fluff #obey me #obey me fic #obey me shall we date #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub x reader #om! shall we date #om! beelzebub #obey me swd #obey me beel x reader #obey me beel fluff #obey me fluff #obey me beelzebub fluff

[ewwww-what]

an archdevil and a presidential candidate sneak into a gay bar

flatcolor + closeups below :)

#they love each other so much you guys don’t understand #they’ve lived together for years. they have seen each other at their worst. #THEY HAVE CHOSEN EACH OTHEROVER EVERYTHING SO MANY TIMES #ITS ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP #ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE #ITS ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER #my brother just brought me fettuccine alfredo #which is an important addon to this post #(it’s all about taking care of each other) #BY THE WAY #I understand the ‘they are sisters’ response to lots of my bad girls posts but I need to make it so clear that it’s more than that #not to be that guy because I do get it but I’m in a constant state of twisting myself around my art to avoid some things #and something I get a bunch is people seeing things as either ‘they’re siblings’ or ‘they’re dating’ when neither was my intention #because what I’m trying to get across here isn’t romantic and it’s not really sisterly either. love is such a wide range beyond that #+ and I want those types of love to also be understood within my art y’know #all that to say that it’s not that deep and they love each other very very much any way you slice it #d20 #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 fanart #fantasy high #fhjy #kristen applebees #fig faeth #fig fantasy high #kristen fantasy high #kristen chilis applebees #fantasy high fanart #undescribed #my art

[sukeart]

abyss boy!!!!!!!!!!!

#sukeart #splatoon #splatoon oc #abyss #sorry im too lazy to make an eng ver so heres the translation #he's 25 4k scope user loves shrimp in chili sauce and table turf #he hates carbonated water and cold days #and he lives carrying the guilt of his actions (ow the edge) #I have Stories for my oomies i swear theyre not just dating and [redacted] each other #maybe i'll dwelve more into their stories sometime

[furioushoneymaple]

Maybe you can have a little more Sonadow tonight

I don't wanna talk about it, DONT TALK TO MEEEE(respectfully yelling btw), I WANT CUDDLES!!!!! AND I WANT THEM TO CUDDLE HHUUU

#sonic #shadow #sonadow #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sketch #art #fanart #sonic fanart #cuddling & snuggling #AHHHHHHH #DONT WORRY ABOUT THE DATES MIND YOUR BUSINESS #imgonnaevaporate #off topic i think sonic would be a great chief but hes only good at making chili dogs and maybe a few other chili related dishes #runs away

[morethansalad]

Raw Vegan Cauliflower Buffalo Wings

#raw vegan #vegan #appetizer #lunch #classics gone raw #cauliflower chicken #cauliflower #sundried tomatoes #zucchini #shallots #tomatoes #garlic #dates #paprika #oregano #chili #lemon #sesame seeds

[meteorjam]

Can't believe I met my girlfriend thru a Wyllstarion post

Honestly very Wyll coded situation

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyllstarion #IT'S SO FUNNY WE LAUGH ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME #tumblr the ultimate dating app actually #we're literally on vacation about to eat chili because of them ❤️

[geralehane]

“rhaenicent would’ve happened in the modern times,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. i look into the crowd. there, in the fifth row, is her. queen olivia cooke

#hypothetically #the king wouldn’t have been allowed to marry a minor #rhaenyra would’ve been proudly bi since like birth #alicent might have had some religious trauma but rhaenyra would’ve helped her through it #alicent would be helped with escaping from under her fathers thumb in the age of feminism #they’d start dating in college #idk im feeling very rhaenicent in this chilis tonight #rhaenicent

[spurgie-cousin]

i'm still not over Kaylee thinking she caught her baby being so overwhelmed by the most mediocre clarinet playing that he cried.......... she really thought her 6 month old baby just couldn't stand the beauty of a single clarinet and he started tearing up......

and her mother who's had THIRTEEN kids videotaped and encouraged her 😳😳😳 she thought that was just an a-ok thing to do to a BABY.

idk I'm just still not over that lol it's been a minute since I've seen such blatantly stupid parenting..... also look at this post she made about going out to dinner with Jonathan and tell me she's not Jill 2.0

She even does the weird posing for Plexus ads:

#Kaylee rodrigues #Kaylee hill #i just......... #fundie Facebook #HOT DATE at like chilis

[tennessoui]

do you know when we’ll be getting foolproof’s update, kit? Just wanted to ask bc I have a super stressful day today and I’ve been excited about reading the new chapter as a reward for getting through the stressful stuff for days 🥰🥰🥰

ahhh this is fair this is fair

ive actually reached the point in the chapter where it could very much be split into 2 halves seeing as i'm at 6.5k with about roughly 4 very crucial scenes to go, which would double that word count and then some....

but those are words that aren't there yet (for a time and tide update, i once just split a 12k chapter into 2 parts and posted them at the same time), so i could post what i have --- the current completed scene would be a stopping point that makes sense and it'd be roughly 6k --- or i could wait to post until i have what would be the full chapter and then split it into 2 parts and post them at the same time (that might be up to another week?) --- or i could post 1 very long chapter that does what i want it to do but could be overwhelming to read

literally went on a thirty minute walk today to try and think this through because trust me i do want to give y'all what's coming asap but i also have a vision, which at this point contradicts my stance against 14k chapters (they're gifts from god but also i get lost in them!)

#asks #stacy's mom au #i could see myself splitting it tonight and posting but honestly its been 6.5k words and anakin and obi-wan haven't even talked #but this would be where i'd split it if i had the 14k #its just youd have to then wait another week ish for the second half #but i would also feel disheartened if people waited to read if they saw the part 1 #feeling strangely vulnerable and unsure about my writing in ths chili's tonight #but if you send me an ask to say you want it #i'll start editing now #and i wont update another project until i give you part 2 of this chapter #it just may not be what you think #in other news i bought tickets to italy for next month and booked hostels and learned a LOT about naples #and applied for 2 jobs and covered for my coworker so she could on leave #started dating this guy and had a picnic on my living room floor because of a sudden thunderstorm #i dont say any of that to make you feel bad for asking i dont want you to feel bad for asking #i have been trying to promise ths updatee for a solid week #but i promise the delay isn't because im working on other things or secret projects or anything #when im writing its proofs for work memos for work writing warm ups for tumblr #or this chapter #i just want so much to happen

[omegaremix]

Cath-’s Mixtape; 2007:

Spring 2007. Catherine and I met up again two months after we first met. It took me a lot of curiosity and a phone call to see why I hadn’t even seen a message from her since: she was still somewhat in isolation after she came back from upstate New York to treat her anorexia. She was surprised yet happy to hear from me and in no time we met up at a well-known ice-cream parlor.

Somehow giving each other mix CDs came into play. I had given her Nine Inch Nails’ Still (2002), Jesu’s self-titled record (2004), and Unsane’s Visqueen (2007) which just came out the same month. In return, she gives me this.

This was the stuff Rolling Stone articles and rock radio was made of. Throw in some 20 year-old teenage angst with some slick trendy fare such as Morrissey, Siouxie Sioux, and Elliott Smith and you have exactly what Catherine was feeling, thinking, and going through during that time. Granted most of this is pop fare, but I’m willing to roll the dice that if someone reading this would get a hold of everything seen here, one would really feel like Catherine right now. That is the effect of mix CDs: more often than not it’s a mirror image of someone; a listen, not a glimpse, into someone’s soul now experienced when you hear it.

If anyone is keeping score: we played with crayons and coloring mats. We had to endure an immature family and their loud unruly children all sitting next to us. And she turned me down when I asked her out, but she did gave me a hug to end the night.

Element Eighty “Killing Me”

Bright Eyes “Lover I Don’t Have To Love”

Alice In Chains “Down In A Hole”

Green Day “Walking Contradiction”

Red Hot Chili Peppers “Snow”

AFI “This Time Imperfect”

Bright Eyes “No Lies, Just Love”

Elliott Smith “Fond Farewell”

Jimmy Eat World “Sweetness”

Marilyn Manson “Coma White”

Morrissey “Irish Blood, English Heart”

Elliott Smith “Everything Means Nothing To Me”

Rancid “Ruby Soho”

Cure, The “Just Like Heaven”

Jet “Holiday”

Lost Prophets, The “Hello Again”

Smiths, The “How Soon Is Now?”

Siouxsie Sioux & The Banshees “Hong Kong Gardens”

Red Hot Chili Peppers “Dani California”

Element Eighty “Broken Promises”

Cure, The “Picture Of You”

Marilyn Manson “Coma Black”

AFI “Ever And A Day”

Clash, The “London Calling”

Nick Drake “Time Of No Reply”

Stone Sour “Come Whatever May”

Silverchair “Ana’s Song”

Alice In Chains “Nutshell”

Jimmy Eat World ”Pain”

Blindside “Pitiful”

Rancid “Time Bomb”

Red Hot Chili Peppers “Scar Tissue”

Jet “King’s Horses”

Green Day “Basket Case”

#emo #punk #pop #rock #hipster #goth #sadness #personal #Long Island #dating #romance #omega #music #mixtapes #playlists #Alice In Chains #Green Day #Red Hot Chili Peppers #Elliott Smith #Rancid #The Cure #Smiths #Siouxsie Sioux & The Banshees #The Clash #Jet

[pleasuremehere]

🔥 Stay Spicy, Stay Safe 🔥

#condom #condoms #not the size that counts #hot peppers #red hot chili peppers #spicy creator #spicy pics #feeling spicy #aesthetically pleasing #aesthetic #art #artists on tumblr #ask blog #ask game #asks open #dating #healthy relationships #thank you

[goodmotorfinger]

Red Hot Chili Peppers for Rolling Stone magazine Issue 633, June 25 1992

#red hot chili peppers #rolling stone magazine #1992 #interesting that the issue date is after John left the band

[bigcatbulges]

You are going GODS WORK in this Chili's tonight

it's only thru Chili's can I do this work! Texas dry rub baby back ribs helps me grab onto bulge and drag it to Tumblr to say "look how hot this is!!!"

#no lie if you wanna date me just take me to chili's

[morethansalad]

Seared Broccolini with Chili Hazelnuts, Whipped Tahini & Wheat Berries (Vegan)

#vegan #lunch #rice bowl #broccolini #wheatberries #hazelnuts #chili #tahini #lemon #garlic #date syrup #black pepper #sea salt #💚

[midnightmystical]

I really fucking hate that even when something super positive happens with/towards me with people my brain WILL eventually make to where I'm like "oh person only feels sympathetic they actually can't stand you" or "people WILL shit talk about you when you aren't around" or "people will fuck you over in life just because of my existence"(which has happened)

#like i LITERALLY had a very good day today #some people would say its counts as my 1st date ever??? #but even with that plus him paying for my stuff& my walmart stuff& other things #my brain is very slowly convincing myself that he hates me but feels bad #hes the only guy i talk to alot at work #thats the brain of an ND person that was constantly made fun of& not well liked in ways #i make tons of stuff negative :/ #depressing things #i hate my brain #i hate my existence #anxiety #depression #sad things #sad stuff #tw depressing thoughts #also sidenote to autistic people on here #when you go to chilis dont get the nashville hot crispers #they have a weird bbq like taste& it gave me a MAD ick :( #autistic #autistic things #actually autistic #rsd #rsd things #rsd vent