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#chaos at its finest
smol-tactician · 1 year
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Just lemme have this
Kaveh: you're gay
Alhaitham: .... Well yeah... I'd hope so, I'm dating you....
Kaveh: Stop counter attacking the argument!
Alhaitham: What argument? I'm your boyfriend! Therefore the statements correct!
Kaveh now walking away: Unbelievable!
Alhaitham: WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?????
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 10 months
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Evan, Sirius and Marlene is a trio I didn’t know I needed
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derpyavocado · 2 years
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so um was jasmine grinding up against daya here or am i just seeing things? cause these strobe lights might be lying to me idk 😳😏🥴
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ok fine the second half of s2 does have its moments and those moments are the Execution Breakout Scene.
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w0lfstar1 · 2 years
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What I’ve Heard My Friends Say PT1
It’s fucking lady bugs bro
Is Draco Malfoy a top or a bottom
I wanna date a mentally unstable man 
Wriggle like a worm
Last time I went to Barnes and Noble was to get those Callico Critters
Show me what your toes look like
My ducky juice
When we were sharing pants
Chihuahuas are scary man
I want my mental stability back
Im not jealous im gay
If someone gets to be too annoying just you know stab stab
“what are you doing with ur hands” gang signs 
God shall tremble in my presence
be gay commit arson
I wish to be a creature you here about in scary stories
I just saw *friends name* snort smarties
MY ANUS MY ANUS
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1-800-iluvhockey · 2 years
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oh gosh abby your zegras are so adorable, like the stars on his stick 💀 please why do they look like a three year old drew them
seriously I wasn’t even trying to focus on it until I zoomed in, going through my pics at intermission
😭
It was adorable (even though he was a pissed off menace for that game)
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amphi-lol · 1 year
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Discord shenanigans
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panstovoid · 11 months
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The cork board of mystery files is such a vibe. Like it has the chaotic energy needed for the conspiracy theories and random stuff out in there but is also organized in a surprisingly easy way.
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loadinghellsing · 6 months
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He's so perfect
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He just so silly
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the lil' crooked cat smirk :3
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the lil "sss" hiss he does when he grits his teeth
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whatever this dramatic flare is
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The Silhouette
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TheSE
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sneeb-canons · 9 months
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Headcanon #6: Minds room/space looks very disorganized, however no matter how messy it may look he knows exactly where everything is
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smol-tactician · 2 years
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Jojo stuff because my ipad died so no arts
Possible canon JJBA spoilers
Josuke: Jotaro, is this microwave friendly?
Jotaro: Ask it.
Josuke looking at the microwave: Are you friendly?
Microwave: No
Josuke and Jotaro: WHAT THE FUCK-
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Okuyasu: Can I have permission to date your uncle?
Jotaro: Okuyasu-
Okuyasu: Please
Jotaro: Dude just go for it.
Okuyasu: BET
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Josuke: Ya know, most girls don't go punching everything.
Jotaro: And I'm not most girls now am I? Now shut the fuck up its rat season.
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Josuke: Am I stupid?
Jotaro: Yes, very much.
Josuke: JOTARO-
Jotaro: I'm not gonna fucking lie to you.
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Joseph: So I hear kids these days are into flossing.
Jotaro: Grandpa no
Josuke: Does he even know what that is?
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Josuke: My niece is older than me....
Okuyasu: So, you're the uncle. You have authority.
Josuke: I do?
Jotaro: No.
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Okuyasu: No homo but you're hot.
Josuke: We're dating.
Okuyasu: o h
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Josuke on the phone: Ok say theoretically, an alien gave us ice cream and now everything is purple and-
Jotaro: Did an alien give you ice cream?
Josuke: Well yeah but-
Jotaro: did you eat the ice cream?
Josuke: Yes....
Jotaro: Is everything purple?
Josuke:.... I mean, the ice cream isn't purple-
Jotaro: For fucks sake Josuke- why did you eat alien ice cream?!
Josuke: BECAUSE ITS ICE CREAM!
Jotaro: DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU NOT TO EAT ALIEN ICE CREAM?!
Josuke: NO????????
Jotaro: Give me ten minutes, DO NOT touch anything.
Josuke: Easy enough I'm currently in zero gravity.
Jotaro: Alright I'll- YOU'RE WHAT?!
Josuke: Bye.
Jotaro: JOSUKE-
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every-dayiwakeup · 2 years
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Thoughts on Steve and Billy having each other’s jobs? Like, Billy winds up working at Scoops Ahoy and Steve ends up as a lifeguard. I’ve seen the idea floated around before and I’m curious about your thoughts on it
Ooooooh good question!
First of all, I am absolutely positive that upon seeing Billy in that sailor get up, Max straight up roasts him, calling him Popeye and reminding him to eat his spinach.
Billy threatens to tell Lucas about the time she lit a carrot on fire because she thought it was a cigarette (she wanted to be like her big brother).
Steve would high key be worried about getting sun burnt, and he's already got kids to look after, so I don't think he would have any issue keeping anyone in line. I think he'd be nicer than Billy at first, but even the nicest people have their breaking points.
The sailor uniform would probably be a little snug around Billy's thighs and ass, so at least it doesn't hide his best features. The hat however sends him into orbit. His hair is like a plant to him, and that hat would not only hide it, but mess with it. Max giddy teases that his hair "looks like a rats nest" so at least no one will see his bad hair days.
Which is purpostrous. Billy Hargrove simply never has bad hair days 😉
Steve has to shave his chest hair so that he can apply sunblock everywhere (and I mean everywhere).
Billy immediately connects with Robin (they share inside jokes about the customers). Robin likes to keep score of every single time Billy loses it and gives indecisive patrons a piece of his mind.
Billy would be the type to dramatically throw his hat on the ground and say "I quit" and come back the next day ready to serve the public.
Billy might be a bit awkward at first with kids, but when Erica Sinclair enters Scoops Ahoy... he's met an equal. Erica keeps the younger kids in line for Billy, and in exchange he gets her free Scoops. Robin turns a blind eye to their little scheme.
Steve recently saw Jaws, so everything that looks like a shark fin has him yelling frantically for everyone to exit the pool. This has happened five times within the first two hours of his shift.
Billy has been caught multiple times licking Jason Carver's ice cream before giving it to him. Robin lets it happen.
Steve makes sure everyone has on sunscreen, and will drag you out of the pool if he didn't see you apply any. Don't ask how he knows, he just does.
If he sees anyone eating or peeing in his pool, he "sentences" them to mandatory reflection time (aka sitting by his chair and watching their friends have fun while they read the lifeguard manual front to back until the sun sets).
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toothless-walnut · 5 months
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am i going to wake up tomorrow at 6.30AM on my day off just to watch half the grid hit the walls in fp1? you bet your ass i am.
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lordhelpme0-0 · 2 years
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FUN FACT OF DINH!!! She misses her culture, so she would murder live animals in front of the residents:
Nguyen Thi Dinh came in with two chickens and 1 lbs. of meat to make a special dish cause she misses it. The resident watches in horror as they are forced to try it. Zenobia is in the closet to hide as MC and Sebastian watches in blatant horror. Olga and Y Lan is comforting the residents as they watch. I will borrow some OC to make it more comedic. Brb-
Dinh: once you plucked the feather of the chickens, you will chop- [a loud clef knife slammed down the dead chicken neck, with blood gushing out onto the bowl]
Mozart: [watches in horror as he blinks, about to puke at the vivid scene. Hey that rhymes!]
Dinh: while you make sure both chicken blood are in the bowl, you will prepare the meat~! [quickly did it to the other chicken, the prepared the meat]
Y Lan: *holding Salai as he moved his head to puke*
Mc: …
Olga: *sighs* the horrid scene is finished Charles.
Charles: I feel sick..merde…
Wellington: *dead as his face loses all blood*
Dinh: now~! While the meat is cooking, we pour the fresh blood onto the meat~! [giddy]
Michelangelo: mom, I’m scared. Pick me up!!!! *gripping onto Raphael who is already fainted *
Leonardo: I-…*covers his mouth as he watches, needs a cig RIGHT NOW*
Ileana: it’s alright Alexei..it be over…I hope…
Anna Boleyn and Zenobia is in the closet as we speak to hide from it……
Wu Zetian: *blinks, but doesn’t really care…* can we add rouge to it?
Y Lan: ZETIAN!
Wu Zetian: Shima?! *what= shima*
Isaac: …I take a apple over this…
Dazai: *just smiling even though screaming inside*
Jean: *pale as he also blinked in blatant horror*
Faust: *nowhere to be seen, he left once nobody notice to go puke*
Theo: [has his eyes covered onto Vincent shoulder]
Vincent: [comforting Vincent as he watches the scene trying to reassure himself]
Dinh: then~ you stir it~! Add some cilantro and pepper…!
Napoleon: [in Wellington lap as he closes his eye in gay horror]
Alexander 1 is nowhere to be found…he also left the chat to be with Faust…
Dinh: now~! We EAT!!!
Gilles: merde..I’m gonna puke—! *rushes out quickly*
Arthur: *arthur.exe. Has stopped*
Sir Worth: [shudders at the meal before him]
Olga R.: it’s almost over Maria..almost…
Tatiana: *had to accompany Anastasia to the toiletry so lifted the chat*
After everyone regained their stomachs sickness, they all were forced to try by eating it. Dinh was never allowed to do it again. If your wondering what I mean by the dish? Here it is~!
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Tags: @weird-profiterole @yanderepuck @sange-de-romane @evil-quartett @spoopy-fish-writes @a-chaotic-dumbass @vio-simps-for-purple-characters @pieground @batteryrose
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nylwnder · 1 year
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this is our icon. our brick wall. the one and only.
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josephsaturn · 2 years
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Diversity Win! The mad god that was sealed away is a little kid!
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