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radiosmile · 3 months
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speedycoffeedelight · 29 days
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An Animalistic Disaster
Summery :Where you deal with a shitty guy and decide on jobs for the girls.
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CH-15: Job hunting (part one)
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You quickly turned your head to see who the hand belonged to. You were faced with a tall, handsome man wearing a suit. His eyes were black slits instead of round.
"Pleasse let the lady go."
The strangers eyes narrowed at the man holding you. When he spoke, you clearly saw he had two large fangs. From his light skin, long black hair and the way he spoke...
You quickly turned your head around as much you could. You saw Cherri peeking out from the bag Niffty was holding and Pentious no where to be found. You quickly put two and two together.
"Who the fuck are you? I'm just teaching this bitch for messing up shirt! Get outta here unless you want some too!"
"I'm afraid I can't do that."
"You little..."
The guy twisted his hand out of his grasp and was about to punch him. But you quickly headbutted him, making him fall. You pushed him on the ground with his back to you and pulled one of his arms to his back holding it and pinning the other on the ground.
The thing happened too fast. Your head was hurting badly. But you kept a firm grip on his wriggling body that was spewing insults after insults at you.
"I ruined your shirt. Focus on me. Try to hurt my friends, and I will break every fucking bone in your body."
You calmly said looking at the man making him go agape. Suddenly Pentious's suit felt too hot for his body. He pulled at the collar to let some air in and gulped.
"I get it! I get it! Let me go you fucking gorilla of a girl!"
"Why you-"
"Alex, Alex where are you? A-"
Suddenly a pair of legs stopped in front of the two of you.
"Well well, what do we have here? Girlie, mind telling me why you're pining my friend to the ground?"
You looked up to see Jake standing in front of you with his arms crossed. His face was painted with confusion? Anger? You couldn't tell clearly.
"Fucking let me go already!"
As you were absentminded, the man, who you assumed was called Alex pushed you away and walked towards to Jake. "Heavy ass bitch.." he muttered while glaring draggers at you.
"So.. could I know what happened?" Jake asked looking at the crowd before him. Especially you.
Pentious helped you stand up again as Vaggie decided to answer him.
"Well your fucking friend here was about to hurt (Y/n) over a fucking strain in his shirt!"
"And she apologized too!" Charlie came forward. Both ladies now glaring draggers at Jake and his friend.
"Is that true Alex?" Jake turned to him, his eyes narrowed. " Did you really hurt my dear neighbour over something like this?"
"What the fuck do you mean bro? She bumped into me first! I was just teaching her-"
"I think that's enough out of you." Jake turned towards your group with a smile.
"I'm sorry about my friends actions guys. He can be a little hotheaded sometimes."
"It's fine.." you said slowly. "I ruined his shirt. But his actions were too much." You said glaring. "Please tell your friend to learn some manners "
"Oh you wanna talk about manners -"
"Alex. Shut. Up. And of course, I'll have a talk with him. You guys can go ahead."
"Thank you Jake. Guys come on, we wasted enough time. "
You picked up the bags you fell and ushered them as they quickly followed you. Niffty let out a growl while passing Alex making him shirek away in fear.
Jake waited a couple minutes after you went away.
"Jake how could you let that girl get away like that??"
"First, tell me Alex. Why are you so keen on causing trouble for me every fucking step? And secondly, how could you let a girl overpower you like that?" He scowled and looked at him with disappointment.
"Did you fucking see that girl? She ain't ordinary. She's a ogre in disguise!"
That just made Jake look more disappointed.
"Pentious, that's you right?" You asked as soon as you went outside Jake and his friends hearing range. "Yess, that's right! The great Sir Pentiouss has finally transformed. Behold my new form!"
"Mm-hmm. It suits you quite well. I like it." You said smiling warmly at him. Pentious felt his heart skip a beat as he looked away bashfully.
"(Y/n) are you alright? That bastard didn't hurt you, did he?" Vaggie quickly stepped in front you, checking you from head to toe. Her expression saddened looking at the bruised spot at your head.
"Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine. Thank you for worrying about me. That guy probably got hurt more than me." You said nervously laughing. "Do you think I maybe went too far...?"
'Went too far? Girl that was the hottest shit I ever saw!' Cherri screamed up from the bag. ' The way you pushed that guy to the ground,why didn't you do that sooner?'
"Well I did ruin his shirt so he had every reason to be mad at me. But when he went for Pentious, it pissed me off ." you blushed hearing Cherri's comment.
'Also snake guy, didn't know you had it in ya to play the role of a knight. Nice going ~'  Cherri grinned at him. Pentious felt his heart almost stop at being complimented by the two girls he liked in one day. He thanked his lucky stars.
You bought some outfits for Pentious before jumping into your car again. The rest of the ride was smooth as you came home. Safe to say, everyone was shocked as hell seeing Pentious. Especially Angel.
'Now wait hold on a sec. How the fuck did he transform before me? I thought I was after Niffty?'
'I guess it doesn't work that way. You're stuck with me Angie' Cherri grinned at him. 'Maybe I'll transform before you and carry you around '
As the pair bickered, you thanked Alastor for watching over the house and told Vaggie and Charlie to sort through the groceries as you rushed to your laptop to work. You couldn't afford to dilly-dally in your work now more then ever.
'Niffty, I assume you remember every little detail up to his transformation?'
" Yes sir. I do!"
As such, Niffty begins to tell Alastor every last detail of their shopping trip. "And the bad boy snatched her collar and Pentious jumped from the bag. He was like, I will sssave (y/n)!" She mimicked Pentious's tone. "And then he turned into a human and went to save her. But she didn't really need saving though."
'What do you mean?'
"She took the bad boy by herself. She slammed him right in the ground and swore she'd break his bones!"
'Interesting....I'd expect no less from her.'
A grin spread across his face. You were quite the specimen indeed. The only problem was he still wasn't sure exactly what made Pentious transform. Was it his desire to protect you? But you didn't need any protecting when Charlie, Vaggie or Niffty transformed. So what exactly could it be.
You took a little break in the afternoon to eat something and shower. Then you jumped right back to work. You finally finished your job around 7 pm. You streached your body as Charlie brought you a cup of coffee.
"Thanks Char, I really needed this."
"No problem! Also how's your head feeling..?"
"Oh this?" You put a hand on the bruise, or the little line that was left. Vaggie insisted on healing you as you worked and you couldn't say no. "It's a lot better thanks to Vaggie."
Charlie's face beamed with joy. "I'm glad to hear it." You stood up and laid down on the bed, relaxing. You opened up your fanfic tabs on mobile. Your face beamed with joy seeing some of your favourite ones got updated.
You drowned yourself so much into the fic that you never noticed Niffty sliding up beside you and reading alongside. You were about to get to a good part. You smirked, you were waiting for so long for the smut and here it was!
"Ohh, spicy~" Niffty giggled beside you making you yelp and let go of your phone. It fell flat on your face. "N-niffty how long have you been there?" You quickly asked.
"For a while, now pick up the phone! Alastor was just about to use the tentac-"
You moved you hand at lightning speed to cover her mouth. "Shut.it."
'Hm, did I hear my name?' Just then, due to fantastic luck, Alastor walks inside the room. He raised one of his eyebrows seeing you grasp Niffty's face like that and looking at him like you've seen a ghost.
"Oh heeeey Alastor! Lovely weather we're having right?" You chuckled nervously while taking back your hand from Niffty. "Niffty, if you so much as breathe any of this to him, I will confiscate every cleaning supplies I swear to god." you mumbled under your breath still keeping a smile and looking at Alastor.
"Wah huh? That's not fair..." She pouted and crossed her arms. 'It's night and you can't see the weather outside, the window's are locked..' Alastor eyed you suspiciously. It was obvious you were trying to hide something from him.
"Anyways, I think it's about time we start looking through the job descriptions!" You suddenly sprang up from the bed, phone in hand as you called out to Vaggie, Charlie and Pentious now.
They soon joined you at the dining table. "Okay, from what I could gather about possible jobs quickly... Charlie and Vaggie, there's a new post for a waiter in one of the small cafes in the town. They're having trouble recruiting people since it's not well known yet. So if any of you two apply, they might not question you much. There's also a spot open for a cashier. But it might be hard to get the job there since it's a popular place. "
"Oh, then what about me?" Niffty said swinging her feet from her chair. "Me as well, I would like to help you as I'm capable!" Pentious said from the other side of the table. "Niffty, for now, I couldn't find any perfect job for you. I'll keep looking. And Pentious, you are an inventor right?" You asked.
"That I am! The greatest inventor ever to be born!" He smirked closing his eyes and pulled on his bow tie. You smiled "That means fixing little knick-knacks should be easy for you correct?"
"Yes I suppose so..why?"
"Then If I buy some broken or damaged goodies and you could fix them and could resell it! It could be quite handy!"
"Oh yes of course! I can also make new inventions to sell! Like the latest version of my death ray!"
"Maybe just stick to fixing things please..."
You all talked about it for a few more. Explaining this and that to them. After some time, it was decided that they'll try for the cafe. The store would be second option.
"Also I have a another question for you all.." you looked at the half human group in front of you. "If you eat things as an animal and then change into human. Do you still feel hungry or does it cause you any problems?"
They all looked at each other. "Well, I haven't tried something like that yet so I can't really tell." Charlie answered. "Me neither. But why suddenly this question?" Vaggie asked you.
"Well I was wondering, if you guys eating as animals can satisfy your hunger as well then it might be useful to save money in future! " You hopefully said. "Not that I don't want you guys to stay as humans and eat human foods as well, it's just it would be nice to have an alternative!!"
"No, no it's fine! You have a clever way of thinking (Y/n). " Charlie reassured you. "I can try tonight! I volunteer to test it out!" Niffty quickly said.
"Then I'll give you some cooked meat now to eat as a puppy. It's best to not give dog food in case something does go wrong."
You concluded the talking there and moved to the kitchen to prepare dinner. Charlie helped you. Soon you, Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious sat down to eat as Husk, Niffty, Angel and Cherri got their own food. Alastor usually eats from outside before evening but you gave him some fruits as well.
It turns out eating foods as an animal does actually satisfy your hunger. That was one question out of the way. Pentious went to take a shower before sleeping and changed into new cloths. He discovered he had forked tongue, fangs and slit eye just like in hell. He had some scales covering his body as well. Looking down he found out he also still had two dicks.
Now as for sleeping, you took a mattress and slept on the floor of your room and Pentious slept on the lounge with Alastor. Niffty turned into a puppy and slept beside you while cuddling. Charlie wanted to turn into a sheep to cuddle as well but didn't say anything. Maybe someday later.
You ordered a couple pack of trading cards before sleeping. You gave up on the pins and early access. Just having cards would suffice for now.
The next day you woke up to Niffty barking happily at you. "I'm up, I'm up" you chuckled sitting up straight. Niffty turned into a human and smiled at you. After freshening up you found that Pentious was trying his hand in cooking today.
After eating, this time you went to town with Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious. You couldn't afford to wait least someone else should take the post.
You prayed that either Charlie or Vaggie lands the job. With high hopes in heart, you four departed.
A.N: So I read from somewhere that Niffty cannonically reads and likes fanfics so I decided to put it here-
Sorry if the pacing is a bit slow 😅
Also I've been trying for more than half an hour but I can't solve the tagging problem 😭😭
For some reason two of you guys blogs wouldn't show up even though I tried multiple times:')
Tag list : @legostars @glowinthedarkbones1150 @darifes @aria-tempest @rainbowcake1212 @luxylucylou
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ruinsofcrysis · 17 days
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Fall From Grace - Lucifer x Fallen Angel! Reader - Ch. 1
Summary : You fell from Heaven simply for showing compassion towards Demons. You felt as if you had nothing left worth fighting for. However, after being shown kindness from the residents of the hotel and Lucifer, you come to the realization that you have a new home to fight for—a new family to protect.
Ch. 2
I wanted to believe that this was all just a bad dream; something that could never actually happen to someone like me. All I ever wanted was to protect everyone; to do what was best for everyone. I tried to hold onto that belief until the very end. However, once my body hit the hard, cold ground I felt something entirely new; pain and betrayal. Is this the pain of a sinner? No… there had to be another reason, right? Perhaps I had a purpose to serve here?
“Oh my gosh, are you okay?” A soft, yet panicked voice entered my ears.
I opened my eyes and took notice of a girl with rosy cheeks peering down at me, worry evident on her face. My eyes widened, tears threatening to fall as I took notice of who the girl before me actually was.
“You’re,” I paused for a second, struggling to push myself into a sitting position, “Lucifer’s daughter, aren’t you?”
Earlier that morning.
“Emily?” I knocked on the girl’s door rather softly, feeling a bit nervous.“Are you in there?”
“Oooh, uhh yeah sure am!” she replied, her voice sounding cheerful, yet a bit off.
“Are you going to the meeting today?” I asked, nervously rubbing the side of my arm. “Sera said it was really important. She said all high ranking angels needed to be present.”
“Oh, no I don’t think so I’ve been pretty busy,” she replied hastily behind the door. “You know, being joyous and all that ahahaha.”
“Why haven’t you been answering my calls?” I asked rather bluntly, a pit forming in my stomach. “You don’t seem like you’ve been yourself lately. Actually, I haven’t even seen you at all lately. Are you okay?”
I hadn’t really spoken to Emily in over a month; which was weird since we were pretty close. It wasn’t like her to not share things with me, or for her to be distant. For the most part she was like an open book, always eager to share everything. She shared the good, the bad, and the in between. What on earth was she hiding?
“I’m doing just fine!” She spouted.
“Okay, um…” I paused, biting my lip, “Actually, I came here because I wanted to talk to you.”
“Now really isn’t a good time,” she said, her voice sounding surprisingly blunt.
“Emily, are you avoiding me?” I felt my stomach churn. Was there more of a reason as to why she had been avoiding me for so long? “Did I do something wrong?”
“Of course not!”
“Then can I please come in for just a few minutes?“ I asked. “I really need someone to talk to.”
“I….” She trailed off. “Yeah, but can you keep a secret?”
“Yeah, of course,” I replied, trying to hide the overwhelming curiosity that suddenly enveloped me. Normally, she isn’t hesitant to tell me something. I knew it must have been really important.
She opened the door, revealing a tall, snake-like angel standing next to her. She quickly shut the door behind me, putting a finger to her lips, signaling for me to keep my voice down.
“Hello,” I said, very confused. “Are you…Emily’s boyfriend?”
“No, I already have relations with another female…” the snake said, sounding slightly offended by my comment. “I think.”
“Sir Pentious is… a reformed sinner.” Emily stated. “He rose from Hell and made it to Heaven.”
“A reformed sinner?” I asked, excitement filling my voice. “Wow, I didn’t know such a thing was possible!”
“Haha, yeah,” Emily said, using her hand to signal me to calm down. “But Sera sees him as a threat, so he’s been under my protection.”
“But he was sent to heaven for a reason. I mean he passed judgment..” I replied, widening my eyes. “What reason does Sera have to question him? Isn’t this a wonderful thing that should be celebrated?” I shook my head in disbelief. “But Sera always looks out for her people…Isn’t he one of the souls to protect now? Isn’t more souls making it into Heaven a good thing?”
“I have a lot to tell you…” Emily said, earning a nervous laugh from the snake.
Emily then proceeded to explain what happened down in hell, and how Sir Pentious seemed to have been redeemed by protecting his friends. She then gave me all the details about the court trial that Lucifer’s daughter, Charlie had attended to try to convince heaven that sinners deserved a second chance. Though Sera and the others deemed that there wasn’t any proof that sinners could be redeemed, Sir Pentious blew her argument right out the window soon after the trial. He was the key to a better future for Heaven and Hell. However, after the sinners exterminated the angels instead, there would be further division between Heaven and Hell.
“I… had no idea about the exterminations,” I sighed. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I feel…ashamed…” She said, sounding defeated. “I was looking for the right time to tell you after I found out, trying to come up with a solution before I dumped all this on you. Then a month went by and…I couldn’t think of a thing. I felt useless.”
“So, you didn’t know all along?”
“Of course not…” she paused for a moment. “You noticed that my smile wasn’t the same, didn’t you?”
“I did,” I said with a nod.
“I’m having a hard time believing in anyone, or anything after what happened,” Emily said, crossing her arms and looking away in shame.
“Emily…” I placed my hand upon her shoulder, causing her eyes to meet mine.
“His daughter was so kind and was fighting to protect her people. She gave up everything. Even though some of our people fell, they…” Emily stopped what she was about to say, shaking her head furiously. “I’m scared of falling, but how can I pretend like everything's okay when so many souls are suffering?”
I noticed the tears threatening to fall from her eyes, which broke my heart. Emily was such a kind, forgiving soul. Though I didn’t know all that much about what went on in hell, I knew a lot of them had done pretty bad things. However, they had every right to defend themselves during the extermination.
“It will be okay,” I replied softly. “You’ve spent so much time lifting everyone else up. You’re not alone. I’m here for you.”
“I-I am as well,”Sir Pentious said. “She’s protected me thus far, I’m willing to do the same. I also want to find a way to protect my friends down below.”
“We’ll all think of something together,” I said. “With us three together, surely we’ll find a way to make things better for everyone, including the sinners.”
“Y/N…”
Present
“That’s right,” she replied. “You’ve heard of the hotel, right?” Charlie asked, excitement filling her voice. “Well, the new hotel since the other one got destroyed and all that. Ahahaha..” She said, sounding a bit nervous.
“I have,” I replied bluntly, not really sure how to react in this situation.
I tried to get up, but found it a bit difficult lifting myself off the ground. I had fallen just moments before the girl appeared before me, so my body wasn’t in the best shape.
“Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry,” Charlie said, scrambling over to me without hesitation. “Here I was rambling all about my hotel when you’re hurt.” She threw me over her shoulder, supporting my weight and helping me to stand.
“It’s okay. Thank you,” I replied softly, my voice remaining dull. “Your hotel sounds nice..” I trailed off.
“Alright, then let’s go!” Charlie exclaimed.
My eyes widened a bit as the girl supporting my weight began to walk. I followed her lead quietly, quite sure she was taking me to the hotel she had been raving about. Who was I to complain? It wasn’t like someone like me had any idea where to go, or where to even start in a world like this.
She pulled me along with her through the streets of hell. I had never seen anything like it before. Red stained the streets, both from the hue of the sky and blood from sinners. Even though I had believed redemption was a good thing, never did I imagine that the sinners down here would be this violent. Tearing each other apart relentlessly as if it were a game or something. Despite everything, a smile remained upon her face as she dragged me along, talking to me about her hotel as if everything was great. How could someone like her remain so cheerful in a place like this?
Soon enough, the girl with rosy cheeks stopped in front of a large, tall building I assumed to be the hotel. Though it seemed rather dark compared to the structures I had seen in Heaven, it seemed much more tidy and welcoming than the buildings I had seen along this way. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad?
“Oh Okay!” Charlie exclaimed, pushing the front door open rather agressively. “Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!” She threw her arms out, standing in front of me and showing off in the lobby of the building.
I looked around, noticing a bar up front, a lobby with furniture, and plenty of decorations adoring the walls. Though it seemed fixed up pretty well, the hotel seemed rather quiet and vacant. I raised an eyebrow, nervously brushing a strand of hair behind my ear as I forced a smile.
“Yeah, so most of our other guests are out right now” she said, her excitement dying down a bit. “Come on, I have a room you can move into right away. I’ll show you around, then you can get settled in.”
After Charlie showed me around the hotel, she introduced me to my room. Even though the girl seemed a bit dense, it appeared she picked up on the fact that I had become increasingly overwhelmed. She left me to get settled into my room, claiming that she had business to attend to. She seemed like a really bad liar.
It wasn't that I didn’t like the hotel or her; in fact I thought she was a very kind person, and I had believed that the hotel was a lovely idea when Emily had told me about it. However, I was still very confused about my situation. Why did I end up here?
I stumbled into the bathroom, a heavy sigh escaping my lips. I immediately went to turn on the faucet, then noticed that my hands looked different. I pulled my head up, immediately meeting my own eyes in the mirror. This was… me?
Even though my face remained relatively the same, I did have demonic features appear on my body. I took notice of horns, sharper teeth, and my pupils glowing red. I shook my head, tears falling from my eyes.
“This isn't me! I didn’t do anything wrong!” I screamed at the top of my lungs, my knees falling to the floor.
It wasn’t that I had forgotten what had happened to me; it was that until that very moment I was in denial. I tried to gaslight myself into believing that I had been sent here for another reason; that the home I had lived in my entire life hadn’t betrayed me over standing up for something I believe in.
Earlier
I stumbled into the meeting room, the other angels’ eyes immediately meeting my form. I tried to ignore the attention, making my way over to my seat quietly.
“Where’s Emily?” Sera asked, her gaze meeting mine.
“I tried to get her to come, that’s why I’m a bit late,” I laughed nervously. “But she said she couldn’t..”
“Well, thank you for trying,” Sera said. “However, if Emily doesn’t step up and continue her duties soon, we’re going to need a replacement. We have to keep heaven safe.”
“Sera, she–”
“Ahem,” Sera said, cutting me off. “Since most of you are present, we have important things to discuss. I’m sure you all have noticed that our numbers have gone down.”
I quieted down, my eyes wandering around the room. The other Angels whispered quietly at Sera’s words. I bit my lip nervously, hoping this wasn’t going where I thought it was.
“Hell has threatened Heaven and we must protect ourselves at all costs,” Sera said bluntly. “They killed Adam and many of our other residents. We cannot allow this to continue.”
Whispers flooded the room once again, all the Angels looking around rather frightened. My hands began to shake and I felt anger envelope me. I tried so hard to bite my tongue, but I just couldn’t. I didn’t care if this got me in trouble; this wasn’t right.
“Sera, that’s not the whole story,” I stated rather bluntly.“Did you tell them about the exterminations?”
“Y/N,” Sera scolded.
“Look, Heaven has been killing demons once a year for a long time,” I said, my eyes wandering around the room, taking notice of the Angels’ surprised expressions. “I know a lot of you probably already knew that.”
“Y/N, calm down,” Sera said. “This is no place for this. If you don’t stop you’re going to have to leave.”
“If you were in Hell and armies of Angels came down to kill you, would you not defend yourself?” I yelled across the room. “Would you just stand by and take it?” I pleaded, trying to get through to the other Angels. “Don’t you all see? War just brings nothing but pain between Heaven and Hell. We need to find a better way!”
“Y/N, if you don’t stop this now—”
“What? I’m going to fall or some shit?” I spat, slamming my hands on the table. “I don’t fucking care anymore!” I crossed my arms. “Heaven is supposed to be a place for peace, forgiveness, and kindness, but we’ve just become murderers—we’re like Demons ourselves!”
“Y/N, please stop,” Sera pleaded, holding out her arms.
“Heaven is a lie. Adam got exactly what he deserved,” I said. “I won’t believe any more lies, and neither should any of you.”
The Angels in attendance began bickering throughout the room. There were so many voices I could barely understand what they were saying. I looked towards Sera, giving her a pleading look. She turned away quietly, not saying a word.
“Sera, surely you’re not going to put up with this, are you?” Lute said, entering the meeting room.
My eyes wandered to the new attendant. Her gaze met mine, her eyes full of hatred.
“Lute, I thought you were in recovery,” Sera replied.
“We lost so many people trying to protect Heaven, including our leader,” Lute said. “Why should we take the side of Demons? They had their chance and look at what they’ve done.”
Lute signaled towards her arm, earning gasps from the other Angels. I bit my lip, my eyes becoming hazy. I couldn’t let her win them over like this.
“Sera, she—”
“She has betrayed us. She has no right to be here,” Lute cut me off. “Sera, you know what you have to do to protect Heaven.”
Present
I continued to sob into my hands, my knees on the floor. I had broken down—I couldn’t control myself. The anger I had previously felt had turned into sorrow. All of my hope, shattered into a million pieces. I tried to do the right thing, and look where it got me—Hell.
“Hey, hey are you okay?” I heard a soft voice in my ear, then I felt a hand lightly grip my shoulders.
I shook my head vigorously, afraid of showing my face. Surely I looked like a total, pathetic mess. I tried to pull away, but they wouldn’t budge. Then, I felt a pair of hands pull my hands away from my face. I lifted my head slowly, assuming I’d see Charlie, then I noticed that it wasn’t even her. Was I so out of it I didn’t notice?
“H-huh?” I sniffled, quickly wiping the tears from my eyes as I took notice of the man leaning in front of me.
“You’re the new resident, huh?” he asked. “Charlie told me not to disturb you right now, but I heard yelling so I let myself in…”
I stared for a moment, not really sure what to think. The man before me seemed rather kind hearted at a glance. Surely this wasn’t the man that was claimed to be the most hated being? However, the red markings on his cheeks made him unmistakable. Charlie was a spitting image of her father.
“You’re Lucifer?” I asked, shock evident within my voice as I continued to stare.
“Y-yeah, that’s me,” he sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck, seemingly a bit uncomfortable by my staring.
I quickly stood up, brushing myself off, turning my face in the other direction. It had just sunk in that I had broken down into a crying fit in front of the King of Hell; the most powerful Demon in Hell.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to be weird, I’m just a bit overwhelmed is all,” I replied. “It’s been a long day.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” he suddenly asked, standing up as well.
“W-what?” I looked towards him rather quickly, feeling a bit embarrassed and caught off guard.
“O-oh,” he replied, face palming. “See, I didn’t even mean it like that. That’s a um… a phrase, but what I meant was I get Heaven vibes from you, and I would know since I fell too and all that… oh and it hurt…haha…” He trailed off, laughing nervously.
“Ohh,” I laughed softly.
“Hey, laughing is better even if it’s at me I guess,” he replied, shrugging his shoulders.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to,” I replied.
“Come on, Charlie and I can introduce you to the rest of the guests,” he held out a hand to me. “Though, I must warn you a few of them are pretty weird.”
“Hey um….” I started. “Is it okay…that I’m an Angel?”
“Darling, you aren’t the first or the second fallen Angel down here, or even in this hotel,” he said. “You’ll be just fine.”
Then, I reached out and took his hand.
At that moment I realized something—Hell wasn’t as bad as I had previously thought. Hell was full of some bad people, that was a certain fact, but not all of them were entirely bad—they had good in them. If Sir Pentious could be redeemed, surely Charlie’s plan could do some good. Maybe me falling from Heaven could lead to something good. Before I fell, I believed that I could help Emily come up with a plan to bring Heaven and Hell together, but maybe me being down here in direct contact with the hotel could help in the long run. Perhaps if I hold onto hope for just a bit longer, everything will be okay? Maybe it was fate that I fell from grace.
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Ch. 2
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blueink01 · 18 days
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Ch. 5: Radio Killed the Video Star
The next day at Hazbin Hotel-
Charlie Is pacing back and forth in panic mode with Keekee walking alongside her owner.
"Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" Charlie starts to panic, "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"
Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down, "Yes. We will."
"This is nothing more than a minor set back." Yn added as she rubs her head, calming her down.
"Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now..." Angel Dust's phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as 'fucking bitch', "Ain't no silver lining this time toots."
"Angel...Come on.. There's always a bright side!" Yn smiled as her phone vibrated with panickeing messages from IMP. "There's..always hope."
The messages on Yn's phone:
Blitz❤️: "Lovey, have you heard to news!?!"
M&M: "Sweety are you okay?! me and Moxxie have been trying to contact you?!"
Tweety Bird👑🪶💙: "Yn when will you come and visit me?, I've been feeling lonely here~"
Big Daddy Ozzie: "Yn by any chance have you seen Felix's favorite earrings?"
+15 More Messages Etc.
"Yn is right! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie smiled widely.
"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel waves his phone in their faces, "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."
He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.
"Err, what is a. Donkey Show?" Charlie question.
Angel panics and retreats the phone back, "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit." Angel Dust laughs nervously.
"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate." Vaggie stated.
"Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Yn smirked.
Charlie gasps, "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!" Charlie squeals.
"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Angel Dust waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.
"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep..." Yn texted on her phone as she smirked.
Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in a fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall.
"What the what?!" Yn shouted.
Outside the hotel Sir Pentious him and his Egg Boiz zeppelin armed for battle.
"Show yourself Alasssstor." Pentious slithers.
"Come and face..." Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.
"Oh there you are. Face my wrath!" Pentious exclaims.
Alastor sips his tea, "Who are you?"
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Yn, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.
"Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!" Pentious smirked.
"Ooh you tell 'em boss." The eggs bois cheered on.
Niffty appears on Yn's right shoulder, clearly starstruck, "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy.." Niffty smirks.
Yn pats Niffty's head as Niffty smiles widely and seems so free.
"Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor crossed his arms.
"I attacked you literally last week." Pentious blankly stated.
Alastor cocks his head, "We've done battle, like... 20 times...once while you were on a date with-" Pentious looked at Yn as his whole demeanor changed, "HI QUEENIE!!!!" Yn wave back.
Charlie and Vaggie looked at her with a confused expression and then change their expression again looking back at Pentious.
"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor noted as his blood slowly boiled due to how Pentious was speaking to Yn.
Sir Pentious' went back to his usual demeanor, "Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal."
Niffty picked up from Yn's shoulder, "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?"
"Oh, nobody important." Alastor smirks. Yn nodded her head in agreement.
Vee's Headquarters-
A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.
"New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!"
Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.
"This week's episode of "Teah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertarment!"
A tv demon starts tapping his fingers in a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism. Vox had a ring around his left ring finger, it had both a sun and moon engraved on it.
"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" Vox laughed as he heard his phone ding, he checked it as he groaned.
Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox puts his phone down. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.
"Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" Vox crossed his legs.
<Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!> Velvette exclaimed.
Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it, "Whatever could be the problem, my dear?".
<Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and...> Velvette pauses.
Off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing. "FUCKING BITCH!"
<Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it Valentino!> Velvette yelled.
The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up, sighing, fixing up his bowtie. He quickly texted on his phone before shoving the phone into his pocket.
"Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val." Vox walked to a platform with a forced smile, "Hey hey hey. Fuck my life." Vox had a dead expression as the platform raised up.
An elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying trust us!', before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.
"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" A reporter asked.
"When is Yn coming back on the program? People miss her fashion show & competitions!" Another reporter asked.
"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce..." Vox ignored the second question, answering the first.
The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading.
"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox forced a smile.
Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers. Vox's manager quickly rushed up to Vox.
"Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" The Manager asked in a soft voice.
"30 seconds ago." Vox speaks in a strained voice as he walks off, "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." Vox noted.
He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.
Velvette's Studio-
The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her.
"Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!" Velvette groaned, "UGH I miss babycakes.. She was the best fucking designer I ever had." Velvette rolled her eyes.
As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her, "Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot headed friend now.?" Vox looked around.
"Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette noted.
Vox sighs, "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"
"Who knows?! But he tore up my second best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!" Velvette yells.
Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants. "No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." Velvette gasps, "Yes! That's the one."
"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox noted.
"Of course, I do! Fuck you!" Velvette flips him off, "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!" Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters.
He finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes.
"Fucking FINALLY!" Val throws his drink, "Kitty! Another drink!" The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and reappears with the drink.
"Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!" As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.
"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox questioned, crossing his arms.
Valentino gets up, "Fucking Angel Dust!” He walks up to Vox, "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!.." Val walks past him, "..fucking SLUT walked out on me!" He turns to Vox, "ME! I fucking made him!" Vox walks a little way away, "Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes."
"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox sounded surprised.
"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Val takes Vox's phone, "He MOVED!!!"
As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half. Vox seemed pissed about that, that being his only communication to his girl.
"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?!" Val walks to the closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's BIMBO daughter!"
"Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter?.." Vox paused and smirked.
"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and..." Val stopped.
As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.
"Which of these makes me look sexier?" Val turns to the closet. (The pink one obviously)
"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." As Vox speaks, his left eye starts its hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.
"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone *except Yn* in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Val starts.
Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.
Vox's voice was distorted, "VAL..." He calms down, "Hehe. Think about it." Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns, "Our brand is... perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will... do for our image?"
"Um....fuck it up?" Val replied.
"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox questioned.
"No!" Val exclaimed.
"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO.. you should.." Vox waited for Val to get it.
"Do nothing?" Val questioned.
Vox smirked, "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the.." He pinches Val's cheek on his face, "Big bucks."
"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone." Val whined.
As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.
"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox walks to TVs.
"Ohh, you know me too well." Val chuckles and blows smoke, "Ya know.... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa..." Val smirked.
"Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?" Vox smirked.
Valentino chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money and someone very dear to us... the Radio Demon and babycakes is there..." Val smirked.
Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appearing on the left side of his lower lip.
Vox's voice was distorted, "What did you just say?"
"You heard me." Val smirked.
"Alastor.." Vox walks to Val, "came back..and he is with Lucifer's..." Vox glitches, "..daughter and and not only that, but he's with our Yn? And that wasn't the..." He grabs Val by the collar, "FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!!"
Valentino frees himself from grip, "Hey! killing Alastor is your kink and Yn existence is all of our kink."
As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope.
From Drone POV-
Yn chuckles softly and Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming.
"Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Pentious cries.
"Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough." Charlie noted.
"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel added. As much as it was entertaining, Yn whispered in Alastor ear, "I think he's had enough Al." He looks at her than back to Sir Pentious who falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.
"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor smirked.
An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.
"Thank you... for letting your guard down!" Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit, "Haha! Yah! Oh, shit..." Pentious' eyes widened.
"That was a mistake little snake~" Yn warned. Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.
"Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Would you care to join me my dear Yn?" Alastor asked extended his hand to her.
"Of course and maybe we can get some tea." Yn takes his hand, "Best of luck, chums." Alastor waved. as he holds Yn's hand.
"Wait, you're LEAVING?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." Vaggie yelled.
Angel Dust gestures to the hole on the wall, "We need a wall."
Alastor sighed, "Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!" With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.
Angel Dust giggles, "Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool."
The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.
"See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family while fucking Yn in front of them! Vox?" Val slams his fist on the table, "VOX!?"
Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static. He glitched rapidly at seeing Yn with Alastor.
Vox glitches, "That FUCKER is back! AND HE'S WITH YN?!"
Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him, "Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!"
"It's been 7 years!" Vox clenched his fist.
Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.
"You still pissed that she almost beat you and "took" Yn from us that time?" Val smirked.
Vox grumbled, "Uh, FUCK YOU."
"Just saying." Val walks around him.
"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox clenched his fist, "THAT'S for sure." Val smirked.
"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background.
Vox grins as he marches to his chair.
"~Welcome home! I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!~" As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sat down, and turns to face the numerous screens.
"~Say hello to a new status quo.~" Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug-ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the tv networks. "~Everyone knows that there's a brand, new daren, turn the TV ON!~"
"Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two..." The director counted down.
Chorus: "Welcome to the Show!"
"~Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence.~" Vox had a horrible drawing of Alastor as he snapped to be on a night-late tv show with himself.
"~Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? More on tonight's program. So, the Radio Demon is back in town! Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, I've got good news!~" Vox appeared in front of a red curtain now.
"~He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile~" Vox now appeared on multiple TV's and each dressed like a gospel choir. With the words 'Obey N' Pray'.
"~But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible! Stop giving him the time of day! Don't listen to a word he'd say. Hope he had a nice vacay! But he should have stayed away!~"
While Alastor finishes getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. Yn noticed as well as she frowned a bit, Alastor noticing this. He smiles and walks away with an idea, pulling Yn along. as Vox continues singing.
"~While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! *pulls out a deer head* And now his medium is getting bloody rare! Hell's been better since he split. Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!~"
Guts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel as he puts YN on his lap.
"~Salutations! Good to be back on the air. Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. Sinners rejoice!~"
"~What a dated voice!~"
"~Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.~"
"COME ON!" Vox exclaimed as he paused hearing Yn's laugh, "YOU FUCKER..."
"~Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that. Is nothing working?~"
"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!" Vox yelled.
"~Every day he's got a nere format!~"
"YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! HE'S THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!~" Vox exclaimed.
"~Is Vox as strong as he purports.? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees!~"
"Oh, PLEASE." Vox crossed his arms.
"~And here's the sugar on the cream. He asked ME to join this team!~"
Vox grumbled, "Hold on!"
"~I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea.~" As Alastor continued with his radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that his screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising.
"~You old timey *Glitches* PRICK! I'll show you suffering!~"
"~Uh oh, the TV is buffering!~" Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.
"~I'LL DESTROY *Signal breaking up* Y0000U LITTLE.....~" The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.
"~I'm afraid you've lost your signal. Let's begin.~" Alastor smirked as he slowly turned into his true demon form with every sentence. His arms wrapping around Yn.
"~I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! Oh, this will be fun!~" Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time plus he had Yn on his side.
"FUUUUUCK!" Vox yelled.
Vee's Meeting-
Vox, Velvette, and Valentino are at a table together discussing a matter about Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, passes out drinks to each of them.
"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to Yn and little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's.." Vox slams the table, "BRAT, and that smiling freak! AND HIM STEALING OUR BABYCAKES!"
Velvette paused before taking a deep breath, "Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop them?" Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.
"Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." Val smirked.
"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox crossed his arms.
"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Val sighed.
"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox grumbled.
"Someone... pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette noted.
"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Val questioned.
Vox scoffs, "I think..I have JUST the one."
As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with a sinister grin for a plan he has in stored but before they could do anything one of Vox employees comes into the room.
"Sir!, The crimson queen is here she is waiting for you in the guest room." He said out of breath informing the Vee's.
After hearing that all three stand up wasting no time and sprints towards Yn.
While the Vee's were on their way. Yn is smiling and hugging old friends and coworkers who work or used to work for her. Every demon there loves seeing her when she came by to the studio, she would always bring gifts for them and I mean ALL of them.
"How have you been?!" "What is it like living in that Hotel?" "How come you don't come so often?" "Did you come here to see us?" A lot of questions were thrown at her. She couldn't decide who to answer first.
Doors slammed open revealing Velvette who makes it there before Vox or Valentino. She scans the room until her eyes land on Yn's.
"BABYCAKES!~" she shouted.
"Hi Velvet-" Velvette jumps on her with a tight hug.
"It's so great to see you again! It hasn't been the same without your lovely presence." Velvette held on to her tightly.
Yn chuckled hugging her back signaling everyone in the room to leave them alone for a moment.
"It's nice to see you to Velvette." Yn chuckled hugging her back, signaling everyone in the room to leave them alone for a moment, "Did you get the new clothes I've been sending you? I hoped you like them."
"Like them? I LOVE them!" She smiled. She lets go Yn and hold her arms.
"Sit down sweety, I've been dying to see you again, how you've been? Did you come to see us?" Velvette gestured to the couch, as the sat across each other "or did you come here for something more~" she said teasing as she ran a hand on her on her leg under her dress. Yn blushed that the thought but clear her throat.
"No~, I just came here to bring you guys some gifts and have a word with-" the same doors Velvette came though slammed opened again with Vox and Valentino finally showing up.
"Vox." Yn frowned as she crossed her arms. Velvette looks at her for a moment wondering why she looks upset. Vox notice her expression change when she sees him.
"Hey Yn! What brings you-" He is cut off as glowing fc with fancy chain appears around his neck with a lock. Vox grunts as he falls onto his knees, Velvette takes a photo while Valentino bites his lip with a blush. Yn yanks the chain causing Vox to get dragged up in front of Yn, he chuckles nervously and looks up at Yn.
"Sit." She order him with glowing eyes. He does as his told not wanting to upset her more.
"Val, Velvette, could you two please wait for us outside, i like to talk to Vox alone for a moment." Yn said with her tone sounding dark at the end of her sentence. This made Vox nervous hearing her say it like that.
Valentino and Velvette do as she said, looking back to see a now frighten Vox looking at them with a 'please don't leave me' expression, Velvette took another picture with a thumbs up and Valentino had a sweat come down his forehead and both the Vee close the doors behind them.
Both of them put a ear on the door to hear what's happening inside. Now it was just Vox and Yn in the room.
"Do you know why I came?" Yn asked
"Ummm... No...? Heh..." Vox replied.
"Because of yours and Alastor's little "fight", all electricity across the Pride Ring has cut off!" She tightens her grib on the fc chain..
"Your screw up has cost me alot of money! These little shits will soon start complaining and rioting because of what you did, flat face! And we do not want that." Yn lectured him.
"Baby relax, look if money is the problem here don't worry about. Whoever you are getting your money from I can give you-" Yn interrupt him. Not letting him finish his sentence.
"You know I never take your money, nor will I ever. You are missing the point of this conversation Vox, your little 'fight' cause me money and I'm not okay with the fact that you still pick fights with Alastor." Yn said. Vox seemed annoyed hear the Radio freak's name coming from her mouth. He then gets up and pass back and forward in front of her.
"Ah here we go again with Alastor, you know  ever since you moved out, all I hear from demons is how 'close' you and that radio freak are getting. you know how that makes me feel?!" Vox argued. His screen glitches at bit as he looks at Yn with a distasteful look.
"Don't go pointing fingers on me Vox, I wouldn't have moved out if you and those two didn't try to put a 'spell' on me 3 months ago" Vox flinched with guilt at hearing her mention that, but he didn't make it noticeable to her. Val and Velvette had the same guilt look on the faces outside the room hearing their conversion further.
"Oh please, it's wasn't like the end of hell, it would have been great for us and knowing you,-" Vox claimed crossing her arms. He takes out his phone looking at something but is soon broken by a fc fly hair pin thrown his way.
"you would have liked it. It wouldn't have been that bad.-" Vox looks back at her to see a now teary Yn, Vox froze didn't say another word.
"Here I was hoping maybe we could fix our relationship and start over, but I guess nothing changes." Yn said, her head hanging down not showing her face. Vox tries to get close to her. But she stops him by holding her hand in front of him, stopping him on his tracks.
He wanted to hold her, apologize, anything to comfort her. But Vox was one who didn't know when to admit his wrongs or apologize at all so it was no surprise that he didn't dare show that to her. For someone who is a dangerous powerful and deadly overlord. Only he, the Vee's and anyone that's part of her harem are the only one who can see this side of her, her vulnerable side.
Yn got up from the couch, walk towards the door, not looking at Vox as she passed him. She stops in front of the door, "I'm leaving now, I'll be back in 2 weeks with the next transfer." She than opens the door seeing a guilty ears dropping duo trying to pretend they weren't listening.
Valentino walks over to Yn and caresses her whole body. Sensing his Babycakes is hurting, "There, there Babycakes~ I'm sure someone like you can forgive and forget our little problem~" Valentino in his weird way trying to stop her from leaving.
"As I said I won't be back until 2 weeks so take care of things here, yourselves as well." Yn said getting out of Val's grasp walks out of the building.
Vox, Valentino and Velvette stand there watching Yn walk away and out of the studio without looking back but not before she said her goodbyes to everyone she came across.
After she was gone from view, Velvette expressed changed to a pissed look, "Damn it Vox! Yn sure as fuck won't bang any of us any time soon because of you and that smiling ass!" Velvette groans loudly.
Vox just stood there wondering, why do I always fuck shit up, first he lost a fight with Alastor, and now he just hurt the love of his afterlife.
Back at the hotel-
Yn and Alastor make it back to the hotel while Alastor went upstairs satisfied, Yn sat next to Angel Dust laying her head on his chest fur while he was on his phone and he rap his arms around her.
the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie than returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.
"Soooo? How'd it go?" Yn smiled nervously.
Vaggie sighs, "Not a single new recruit."
"'Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel Dust groaned.
As Angel checks on his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious holding his hat.
"Why, hello my dear.." Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face.
He falls when Vaggie brings out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and holds a peace sign gesture.
"Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." Pentious cried.
"What are you doing here?" Vaggie asked. Charlie and Yn appears behind Vaggie, "Vaggie, what's the problem?" Charlie gasps, "Oh! Hello again!" "Pentious?"
"I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" Pentious questions.
Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grab his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.
Charlie gasps, "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our..." Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie, "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?"
"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery. special little man!" Charlie forced a smile.
Angel turns to look at Yn and Vaggie, "Aren't you two supposed to protect this place?" Charlie gives Yn and Vaggie puppy-dog eyes, begging Yn and Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Yn and Vaggie gives in as she sighs.
"I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine." Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation, "Or even with the war machine. Plus I guess Yn is here to make sure he doesn't do anything." Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing.
"Sure! I don't mind looking after him." Sir Pentious smiled.
Charlie was so happy that she hugged Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.
"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.
"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this." He smiled sweetly as he slithers next to Yn.
Angel follows soon afterwards, "Eh, I give you a week, tops."
Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blew up before it was fixed.
"So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-" Charlie paused as Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again, "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail."
"No." Charlie squealed.
Angel Dust put his arm around, "Uh, what the hell are I then?"
"you're an important part of our family here too, Angel, but you uhm, uh..." Charlie thought.
"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie bluntly said.
"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Yn smiled.
As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset at everything Vaggie described him to be. Nifty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.
"Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie gestured to Niffty.
Niffty gasps, "The bad boy is back!"
Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.
Niffty spoke in a creepy whisper, "Never leave me again."
"We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have..." Charlie nearly bumps into Alastor, "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious... hehe.."
"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart as Alastor spoke in a sinister tone, "I definitely remember you now."
Sir Pentious gulps nervously.
"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" Charlie clears her throat, "How to apologize!'... The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?"
Sir Pentious took a minute, "Yes. uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. Here." As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tore from Alastor's coat.
Alaster takes it and inspects the damage, "Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you."
Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.
The group gather around for a introduction with Sir Pentious. "You obviously know Yn, somehow, but that's not important! Yn is also our facility manager and entertainer along with Angel Dust." Charlie smiled, "Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me."
"My name is Charlie!" Charlie claps twice, "I like to sing!" She claps twice, "and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" She claps twice.
"My name's Sir Pentious" He claps twice, "I like to build." He claps twice, "and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" Pentious claps twice.
"My name is Yn." Yn claps twice, "I like to dance," She claps once again, "And if an Angel dares to hurt you..." She clapped twice again, "They will meet their end." Yn clapped twice more.
When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone, "This is stupid." Angel Dust stated.
"This is not stupid!" Charlie claps twice, "It's just a game!" She claps twice, "Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!" Charlie claps twice, seeming annoyed.
"I am too sober for this." Angel Dust groaned.
"Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" Vaggie smirked and clapped twice.
Next the group try role-playing with Angel Dust wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop. As Husk was an unattentive parent for some reason. Husk didn't mind, he'd got to drink with Yn as she pet his fur.
"Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Angel Dust paused, "Wow, who wrote this.?" He whispered.
"Who do you think?" Yn question Angel.
"It's great right? Keep going!" Charlie squealed.
"Hey you." Angel called.
"Who, me?" Pentious pointed to himself.
"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Angel groaned, "Oh, for fuck's sake."
Yn paused her petting Husk's fur, looking at Angel with a chuckle. Husk stopped his drinking looking at Yn waiting for her to let him again.
"Not me! I have to go home and study!" Pentious stated. Husk twitch his ear touching Yn hand, Yn catching on what he wanted she had a small smile on her face and continue to pet him, which caused Husk to purr quietly.
"Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead." Angel dully said.
"The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" Pentious smiled.
Charlie stands up and claps, "Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" Charlie chuckles, "Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time."
"I... I'm going to bed." As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.
"I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!" Charlie cheers.
"Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Pentious smiled.
"Good Job, Pentious." Yn smiled.
"Awwww!! Thank you!!!" Pentious hugged Yn.
Yn backed up from the hug and rushed Husk who was drunk, thinking about Yn petting him again later.
In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.
Valentino's Voice Message:
"Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-"
"ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-"
"Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know hore crazy you make me-"
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!"
"Hey; Angie! About earlier-"
"-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!"
"Work's really stressful!"
"-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"
"[dead serious] You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby."
Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.
"Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel sighs sadly.
Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol. Then he notices a slithering noise. He finds Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside.
There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belongs to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.
"You slippery little shit!" Angel yelled.
Sir Pentious screams.
"You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you." Angel Dust narrows his eyes.
"I don't know what you're talking about!.. whore bug!" Pentious shots back.
Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.
"Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!" Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him.
Angel becomes hypnotized, "Fuck!"
Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Yn, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.
Charlie yawns, "What's going on?"
"It's too late for anything." Yn said who was still a bit sleepy.
"This little bitch is a traitor!" Angel Dust gestured to Pentious.
"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!" Sir Pentious hugs the three girls.
"Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel Dust smirked. Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away.
He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.
"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Pentious sounded nervous.
Vox immediately picks up.
"Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!" Vox laughed.
"Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Pentious begged.
"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!" Vox hung up.
Sir Pentious was crying, "I... I... just make it quick I guess.. not that I deserve it." Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.
"Gladly." Vaggie smirked.
Right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Yn stops her. "Whoa. Let's not jumps to murder straight away."
"Yn's right. We're not killing anyone." Charlie smiles and starts singing.
"Pentious?" Sir Pentious looks up to see Charlie reaching out for him.
"~It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door~"
"~One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core.~"
"~The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts!~"
"~But sorry is where it starts!~"
"~Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?~"
"~I don't deserve your amnesty.~" Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind with her spear.
"~Can't we just kill him?~"
"~Shoot him and spill his blood?~" Yn stand in front of Pentious. As Pentious' eyes sparkle.
"That's an option you could choose." Yn answered.
"~Works for us.~" Yn puts her hand out to Pentious who takes it immediately.
"~But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts verth sorry.~" Charlie added.
"~Sorry.~"
"~Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!~"
"~I'm so sorry!~"
"~And your journey's underway!~"
"~It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins, But sorry is where it begins.~"
"~It starts with sorry.~"
As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.
"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away, 'Not a bad boy'."
Charlie happily sighs, "Good first day! Let's get some rest!"
As Charlie and the others except Yn leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Yn looks back at the watch and then to the dark hallway.
"Alastor be a dear and please get rid of the trash in here, goodnight." Yn said as walks away to head back to sleep.
Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.
"WHAT?!?" Vox yelled.
Vox paused when he realized that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughed evilly.
"You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!" Alastor smirked.
With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness.
Previous Page: Ch. 4: Overtune
Next Page: Ch. 6: The New Sinner in Town (CS)
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switchypanic · 2 months
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Sir Pentious: Um, Ch-Cherri, I was thinking you could possibly… ehh, tickle me.
Cherri: Aand why do you want me to tickle you, exactly?
Sir Pentious: Uhh, uhhh, bbeecause I’m getting tickled by everyone here!
Oh my God, I love this! It's such a cute little dialogue and I can totally see a very lee mood stricken Pentious resorting to it.
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chronicbeans · 1 year
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Alright I am FINALLY Making a Fandom/What I'll Write for List
Current Hyperfixation(s): Hazbin Hotel, Tentador Leches, Lackadaisy, Don't Starve, TNMN, Dead Plate
I'll edit this list as my interests change. Also, there are some notes for each fandom. I'm adding a read more because it is probably going to be long. Some things I write for may not be listed, simply because I'm not taking requests for them. This list is mainly so people know what they can/cannot request.
As a quick note beforehand, though, I just want to post a link to a passion project I am creating! It is an original story, and is very personal to me. I really hope that anybody stumbling across my page or who already likes some of my fandom content will be willing to give it a read or look into it. More information is in the post linked below.
WELCOME HOME:
Anyone, basically. Yes, this includes Home.
PERSONA 5 ROYAL:
Adult Confidants (just in case, yes, this includes Takuto Maruki) - I will write for them. I think they need more love, lol. I also absolutely adore Takuto Maruki so like... Please request him-
The Phantom Thieves - I will write for them, but no NSFW because most, if not all are in high school. Some might say that a couple of them are 18, but I feel like it would be unfair and still a bit weird for me to write that stuff for.
FNAF:
Adult Human Characters - Mainly William Afton or Henry Emily, but I will also write for the night guards and any other adult human character.
"Animatronics" - If I write for the animatronics, they won't actually be animatronics. I wouldn't really feel comfortable with that, just because most, if not all, are possessed by the spirits of children. So, if I write for them, it will be in a AU where they will just be anthropomorphic animals in their own little world. Kinda like if the pizza chain had a show, and it is the in show universe.
As a heads up, I am not too in the loop about where the FNAF lore has gone, and I only have the first book. So, a lot of the more lore based Headcanons or FICS probably won't be that accurate. I might also try making my own AU based on only the first 3 or 4 games, but I will probably only write one story for that, and decide if I will write headcanons based on that according to how well it is received.
WHAT REMAINS OF EDITH FINCH (WROEF):
Every Adult Character - same rules apply as the other adult characters. I will Headcanons or stories for them during the time they were alive, of course. I have also had an AU idea where the family haunts the house as ghosts, so I MIGHT write headcanons for that, too.
ANGELS OF DEATH/ANGELS OF SLAUGHTER:
Dr. Danny, Cathy, Reverend Gray - YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I LOVE THEM OMG. ESPECIALLY DANNY. I would write for Zack but like... Sorry guys I just don't really like him enough to have any ideas... (No shame to Zack lovers, btw. I just can't get the groove going for him).
FAITH THE UNHOLY TRINITY:
John Ward
STARDEW VALLEY:
All bachelors/bachelorettes. Especially Harvey he needs more love-
PORTAL/PORTAL 2:
Wheatley, GLaDOS, Caroline, Cave Johnson, Chelle, and Doug Rattmann
THE HEILWALD LOOPHOLE:
All doctors and nurses
BATMAN (in general + my own versions of the characters [Chronicverse]):
Just the villains (including Catwoman and those who play both sides). I personally just can't see the appeal in the heroes.
THE DARK PICTURES - LITTLE HOPE:
So I have only played Little Hope, so far, so I can't write for any other Dark Pictures installment. I'll write for any character besides Megan/Mary.
COOKING COMPANIONS:
Anatoly, Karin, Gregor and Mariah.
UNCANNY VALLEY SERIES (House Hunted, John Doe):
Maison Talo, John Doe
TENTADOR LECHES:
Koolie Sterling
ERROR 143:
Micah Yujin
Hazbin Hotel:
Alastor, Lucifer, Adam, Angel Dust, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Sir Pentious
MY OWN CHARACTERS/ORIGINAL STORIES:
I'll write for most every character I create. I probably won't write "Headcanons" if nobody is interested, but I will still write stories for them. Those stories will include x Reader sometimes.
Currently I am working on a story/series called Tales from the Iolite Hospital.
WHAT I WON'T WRITE
No proshipping, MAP, Zoo (I don't count furries as zoo, because they have a human level of intelligence and consciousness), Noncon, Dubcon. Currently no NSFW, but that might change in the future.
WHAT I WILL WRITE
Yandere, chronic illness, specific cultures (It may not be the most accurate, but I will try. I think of it as a learning experience), LGBTQ+, mental health struggles.
THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT MY WRITING
Most everything I write will have some sort of horror or heavy topic in it, even if it isn't a yandere story. I LOVE horror. So, if you don't like horror and heavy topics, or can only handle it at specific times, I understand! It is just kinda my thing. If that is the case, then idk if this blog will be for you/be for you all the time. I will always make sure to try to put trigger warnings at the top of the post, though, so that people are comfortable.
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eldritchmusing · 1 year
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I just realized it's so funny for V/vzie to completely miss the point of "hey can you use colors other than red" because there were other colors (yellows, blacks, greys) it was that most of her characters never pop out from the background that they're up against.
This was ESPECIALLY shown with Ch/z, who was made completely green in a mostly green landscape. Like wow that's just missing the entire point of what we were complaining about!!
Like for example, making A/gel D/st pink wouldn't be a bad idea IF she didn't put him on a pink background. Same with Sir Pentious and putting him on a yellow background.
I have OCs who are single colors (mostly for story reasons) but I never have the background color be anything that was used for the main body because guess what: It just looks bad!!
Also the lack of varients of the colors also bugs me. Like it's either neon colors, put; no inbetweens.
And I would excuse it if she was like a young up-and-coming artist. But no, she went to art college and she's 30 years old she should start acting like it.
Sorry if that got a little to mean at the end but god it's frustrating.
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"Dead Sir Pentious (Rizzlord Pentious!)
And dead Adam (F*ck you, Adam!)
And Alastor's maybe dead too (MAYBE DEAD TOOOO!! :D)
I'm alive b*#ch so f*ck youuuu ! (Oh it's deviantart)"
Pure perfection, very inspiring :'>
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undergrounddweller89 · 2 months
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Hella Tired Alastor
Real Mad Stolas
Pretty Happy or Real Spooked Loona
you can decide on which one you want to do the most
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not-a-furry-emo-cat · 17 days
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here’s a random ass fanfic i wrote of husk acting like a cat a little bit cause i got bored
It was a casual evening in the hotel, Angel was chatting with Husk at the bar, Charlie and Vaggie were talking on the sofa (inaudible), Alastor just hanging around and listening to some crappy jazz on the sofa too, Sir Pentious was also at the bar, trying his hardest to atleast fit in, whilst Niffty was off being weird somewhere. AngelDust began to speak up.
“Ya know’- I heard that cat demons can like- act like… cats..?..!!”
Husk would perk up at that a bit, he doesn’t do that much, but knows it can happen, he’d give Angel a small side-eye, grumbling something.
“Don’t even try it”,
Angel would snicker a bit, waiting for a few seconds before doing the ‘pss pss pss pss pss, ch ch ch ch ch’ noise. Husks ears perk up and his attention is on Angel, making a small chirping cat noise as he turned his head. Angel and Pentious would laugh at that, and Husks ears pin back, growling a little as he cleaned a glass with a dry rag.
im terrible at this smh
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beast-feast · 5 years
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New Hazbin Hotel Gif(ts) Sneak Peeks, December 2022
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speedycoffeedelight · 2 months
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An Animalistic Disaster
Summery:Some more domestic time spent with the crew and they finally see angel's song
Masterlist
CH-12 : Reactions and new powers
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"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! Wake up! It's morning!"
"Who...?"
You said groggily as you rubbed your eyes. It's been some time since someone gently nudged you awake like this instead of poking at your sides till it hurt with antlers. This person has a nice voice too. You could get used to waking up to this.
"It's Charlie! C'mon, it's 9 am already. I bribed Alastor to let you sleep a bit longer but I don't think he'll listen to me anymore" Charlie whisper yelled at you as she nudged you harder.
"Fine, fine.. I'm up" you sat up and looked at Charlie with a small smile, grateful for her assistance. Alastor was standing behind her, looking at you with keen eyes. Suddenly a delicious smell hit your nose.
"Mm, something smells niceee"
Charlie chuckled. "That's Vaggie cooking for us. Come join us in the breakfast after freshing up. Others have already been fed"
You nodded as you headed towards your bathroom. After heading to kitchen later, you were greeted with the sight of Vaggie cooking up some sausages and eggs and Charlie helping to set the table.
"Look who finally decided to wake up. Good morning. Go take a sit, your food will be here shortly." Vaggie looked at you with a hand on her hip and another holding the the spatula. "Hopefully you slept well" she said as she moved on to cooking again.
"Slept like a baby thanks to Charlie" you grinned as you looked around the cabin. Angel was sitting on a corner of the kitchen. Niffty, Husk and Cherri were probably outside since the front door was open and you didn't see them anywhere. Sir Pentious slithered up to your lap.
"Hey there buddy, had your breakfast yet?"
You cooed at the Pentious as you pet his head as per habit. Pentious shook his head and hissed happily at you patting him. Suddenly you realised that you were patting a demon and you quickly took back your hand making Pentious whine in disappointment.
"Uh haha.. sorry, forgot you were a demon now and I probably shouldn't do that to you. Since you haven't had breakfast yet, let's eat together okay?"
'No,no miss (Y/n)! I assssure you it's quite alright to pet me. I like- ahem, I enjoy the sssensssation it bringss!'
Of course you didn't understand any of that as you watched Vaggie bring in your food and as well as hers and Charlie's. Your stomach grumbled at the sight before you as you quickly dug in.
Vaggie looked at you eating the food as she and Charlie looked at each other with a smile. You noticed it and thought they were making fun of you .
"What?? I'm hungry! Let a girl eat!"
"Don't mind us, eat to your heart's fill. I have seconds if you'd like" Vaggie said gently as she and Charlie began to eat.
"Don't mind if I do" you happily said as you cut off some big chunks of your sausage and fed it to Pentious on your lap.
You were about to grab a cup of coffee that Vaggie left but as soon as you grabbed it, you winced in pain from your injuries and you let go off the mug above your lap just beside Pentious.
You closed your eyes expecting the hot liquid to burn up your lap. But after some seconds when you didn't feel anything, you opened your eyes to see the cup was floating just a few centimetres above your thighs.
Charlie was panting while extending one of her hands towards you. A faint red glow was connecting her hand with the cup.
Vaggie quickly came towards you as she took the cup and put it down on the table. Charlie let out a exhale as she sat back in her chair and looked at her hand.
Vaggie took your hand in hers, examining the damage. Her eye brows furrowed with worry seeing all the black marks. Suddenly a warm green glow enveloped your and her hands. You somehow felt a nice relaxing sensation going through the cuts and bruises there.
Vaggie and you both looked at each other surprised. When you looked at your hand, you were surprised to see it was slowly but surely healing.
"Vaggie we can use our powers here?" Charlie exclaimed with joy as she tried to move other objects with her power. She soon found out she couldn't lift big objects and even controlling smaller objects needed a lot of concentration.
"It seems like it, I guess my power is healing then?" Vaggie said as she took back her hands and looked at them. "I don't get why my power is this though, I never had healing powers in hell"
"That is strange..what I can do right now is a small bit of my old magic. But you have a completely different one. Not to mention it's pretty rare for a demon to have healing powers.." Charlie scratched her chin as she looked at Vaggie's hand deep in thought.
"W-well Hun, it's probably cause of our these new forms you know? They probably mixed up my powers in here" Vaggie was sweatdropping as she put up both her hands in front of her face and looked away.
"Hmm, seems so! At least her hands are now healed!" Charlie said in a cherry tone as she looked over at you. "Are you alright? Everything's fine right?" You just nodded, trying to take in everything.
After a hearty meal and making small conversations, Vaggie gathered all of the animals from outside. They all came to your room as you opened up your laptop to find the music video.
"Angel, if you want to say something before showing this, you should say it now" you said softly.
Angel inhaled a large breath. He couldn't sleep last night thinking about how to deal with this situation. He finally looked at each and every one of them.
"You guys are gonna see something really... sensitive to me. Whatever you do, just don't fucking pity me. I'm trusting y'all to not use any of these against me...I'm talking about you Alastor ' Angel squinted his eyes at him.
'Me? Oh I would never!' Alastor said dramatically with a grin. After confirming everything was fine you finally started to play the song.
There was a bundle of mixed reactions. Charlie and Pentious looking horrified, Vaggie averting her eyes sadly, Husk getting angry, Alastor watching curiously and Niffty had a blank expression.
After the song was done Charlie immediately picked up Angel while crying and apologising profusely. Vaggie and Pentious looked sad and distraught. Husk was mumbling angrily by himself and Niffty and Alastor just stood there watching the whole ordeal.
"Angel,I'm sorry I didn't know you went through something like this and I couldn't do anything and i-"
'Just shut up Charlie. It's fine..' Angel said looking away.
"Well since you all were concerned about Alastor from the looks of it, let me share a fact about him for a change!" You said suddenly clapping your hands making everyone look at you.
"Our dear Alastor here is a mama's boy, confirmed by the creator herself!" you said with a wicked grin looking at Alastor.
It felt like a thunder fell into the room as everyone slowly looked at him. Alastor's grin widened dangerously.
'Alastor? This guy? This creepy ass manic?? He's a mama's boy??'
Vaggie was the first to break the silence.
Suddenly the whole rooms mood changed. Charlie was aww'ing at Alastor who had a scowl on his face. If looks could kill, you would be dead over hundred times by now. Husk was looking at him smugly, finally knowing something embarrassing about him made his day.
'I didn't know know you could be soo adorable Alastor~' Angel had a smile plastered on his face, his earlier mood fading away.
'Our big'ol radio demon is a sucker for his mama, how cute' He was now making baby faces at Alastor and Cherri was cheering him on.
'I suggest you shut your mouth before I crush you under my hooves like the puny little thing you are' Alastor chewed out his words as he looked at the spider.
"Now now Alastor, it's a nice thing that you love your mom! I knew you still had some good in you!" Charlie said beaming with pure happiness in her eyes making Alastor groan. He had a feeling no one's going to make him forget about this for the foreseeable future.
Alastor hoped he could deny it but it was the truth. Plus since the creator said it herself, no amount of lying would make these lot believe him now. He squinted his eyes at you looking all proud for the changing the depressed situation. He will get you for this in future.
After some more laughs and talks you went back to work and others went to do their thing. Charlie was trying to make things float and Vaggie was trying to heal small wounds on herself to test the limit. Charlie hoped if she can get her full power back, maybe she can do something to get back in hell.
You got up to streach for a bit in late afternoon. As you reached your kitchen suddenly the door swung open and a very dirty looking Niffty and Husk came inside. They were both covered in mud and grime making you gasp. Niffty barked cheerfully at you and Husk shook his body trying to get as much dirt off him as possible.
"What did you guys get into?? You guys need a bath! Right now!"
Husk hissed at the mention of bath. He turned to leave but you were faster and closed the door. You quickly put on some thick hand gloves you had as you started chasing after Husk who was running away.
"Bad kitty! Bad Husk! You're getting dirt on all my floors. Showering isn't that bad! Niffty, get him!" You shouted the last part towards Niffty who very happily complied.
'Niffty why are you taking her side?! Leave me alone! This whole thing was your fault in the first place. I had to drag your sorry ass outta that mud pile.'
' Yeah I know but chasing you is fun! hehehe, I'm going to get you kitty cat' Niffty said in a sing-sing voice.
'What the fuck??'
Soon enough, with Niffty's help, you were able to corner Husk and you held him holding on his arms and back so he couldn't scratch you. He still tried to bite you but couldn't due to the gloves. You quickly headed towards your bathroom with Niffty following happily.
You three came out of the bathroom a little more than half an hour later. Both of the animals were now clean and drenched. You couldn't help but laugh at how Husk looked. All of his fluff were gone. He just sat there looking grumpily at you.
"Come on, pfft- that wasn't so bad was it?hahaha!" You struggled to hold your laughter as Husk mewoed angrily at you.
"Hey (Y/n) have you seen the -" Vaggie stopped as her eyes fell on Husk and Niffty and she began to laugh as well. "What's going on Vaggie?" Charlie followed Vaggie to the room and noticed her gaze as she began giggling.
"Hold on, I gotta take a picture of this-"
You quickly pulled out your phone from your pocket and snapped a couple of pics before Husk could run away.
Some other animals also came as they began gathering in your room as well noticing the commotion. You picked up a towel and began to dry Husk first as others watched. Husk had half a mind to scratch or bite your hands during this but he held back. He needed to dry up properly for now so he doesn't look like a wet mop.
It was Niffty's turn next. "Come here Niff, it's your turn!" Niffty quickly jumped into your arms barking happily as you began to dry her up. "Who's my good little girl? You are! Yes you are-"
You cut off in the middle remembering this wasn't an actual dog. You got so used to treating them like animals that it's still hard to fathom there are demons inside them. After you finished drying her, you stood up and patted her head.
Niffty jumped back into your arms and began to bark happily and licked your cheeks making you giggle. "Okay, okay that's enough."
'Thank you (Y/n)! You're the best!' Niffty said while nuzzling in your neck. She felt at peace in your arms. Maybe she wouldn't mind staying here with you as your dog and getting headpats and obeying your every command and killing every little pests that roam your house and-
Suddenly Niffty started to glow bright golden in your arms making you almost go blind. Charlie who was talking with Angel and Cherri in the room snapped their neck at you.
"NIFFTY????" Charlie screamed.
A.n: Here, have some fluff you adorable shits. We need to cleanse our palate after what happened.
Also I know making them have power might make things more complicated but trust me I have reasons for it.
Also my twitter account is @moonflower_34_  if any of y'all want to be moots there. I use that account for both RP'ing and other stuffs. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)
Remember no spreading toxicity or hate there!
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Sir Pentious Victorian-era backstory fic
Pentious Week Day 3: “Family Time”!
The birth, rise, fall, and death of history's first and worst super villain: the mysterious, megalomaniacal machine-maker Sir Pentious.
As witnessed through the lens of a crumbling marriage.
An excerpt from a history book about commerce in America during the Reconstruction Era (the fifteen year period between the end of the Civil War and the beginning of the Serpentine Era):
"... But of all the business luminaries and burgeoning tycoons of the Reconstruction Era, the most notable outlier was Basil Grace, and for a multitude of reasons.
"First, unlike other major businessmen who dominated the era—such as Andrew Carnegie or John D. Rockefeller—Grace wasn't an American-born citizen, but a transplant, arriving in the United States in late 1965 or early 1966 from England with the intent of collecting on the debts owed to Grace Firearms & Steel in the wake of the Civil War.
"Second, Grace was not only an entrepreneur, but also an inventor in his own right—on par with Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, and Nikola Tesla, all of whom built upon new technologies that had been pioneered at Grace Firearms & Steel.
"Third, unlike other well-known tycoons who got their start after the Civil War in their twenties and were active into the dawn of the twentieth century, Grace was only active for a little more than a decade before mysteriously vanishing.
"Fourth, his remarkably—but inconsistently—progressive politics. Despite his admiration of and approval for common laborers, Grace never claimed to be on their side, once going so far as to write in a letter to a railroad magnate that 'a well-governed trades-union consisting of honest, hardworking, morally-upright laborers is the greatest possible threat to our vaunted class of blood-sucking leeches.' He never attempted to reconcile his business practices with his stated morals, instead choosing to tout the moral rectitude of pro-labor practices, acknowledge that he did not institute most of these practices himself, and further acknowledge his own cruelty.
"And the fifth and greatest difference that sets him apart from the other Gilded Age tycoons is that none of them are popularly suspected to be Sir Pentious.”
(Read the rest on AO3!)
(If you enjoy the fic, I’d appreciate a comment or reblog! Like, really appreciate, this chapter was hell to get posted, my computer simply would not cooperate, it took me over an hour to physically move the fic from its word document into AO3.)
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Hazbin Hotel + Then vs Now
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