no canonical name game:
my name was "orange" as the cat from stray, momo gave it to me
as the lamb from COTL, i once had a name- but i had long forgotten it. i simply called myself "vessel" or "the lamb" or "leader".
as the hollow knight, i had no proper name other than my title- so again i called myself "vessel" or just plain "knight".
as oz from monster prom, since i was the ageless embodiment of fear, i didn't really have or /need/ a name, but i just chose oz because i liked it. :)
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I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.
Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.
If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.
I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.
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if buddie becomes canon 911 will be the first show with banger after banger after banger after banger of main ships.
athena and bobby? unmatched. immaculate.
hen and karen? magnificent.
chimney and maddie? perfection.
buck and eddie? flawless.
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if a characters name is just a word related to their powers or job then they are transgender. because obviously their parents wouldnt know that information the second theyre born so how would they have those names. its because they named themselves
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cam I was loyal to throughout middle school & high school (:-3)
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Mild act 2 Durge spoilies
My Dark Urge has been vehemently denying any thoughts of bloodlust to their companions and has hiddentheir evil deeds whenever possible (threw a certain body in the river and played dumb about where they went, for example) so imagine my shock when everyone knew about his deep dark secret after the most harrowing night of his life.
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Aaron, trying to name his kids: Ever use this one?
Neil: 13. Germany. Jumped out of a moving car whilst being chased. Great times.
Aaron: For fuck sake.
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I have an interesting Canon Names ask game addition I think.
I'm Agent 8 from Splatoon. Obviously I dont have an actual canon name. In my timeline though I had one.
Kinda.
I went by 8. Why? Well I was very unoriginal with names. In my timeline Octarians didnt get names. We got numbered, Our generation, and generic serial number within that generation. Marina chose her name after she escaped, I took awhile to "think" of one. I dont remember my generation number (though it was likely just a few less than Marina's, as the gen number is part of canon), but my serial number was 3184.
Before I ever thought of getting a name I was just always called 8. Agent 3 and 4 had proper names (However I dont remember them) and they asked me about mine since I never mentioned it, and they were tired of calling me Agent 8 I guess. I never even thought I needed a name, I was so used to being called a number already.
I ended up just sticking with it. 8 seemed to be repeated through my above ground experiences, so why not make it official, right? I dont think agent 3 and 4 were too happy with that choice honestly. They loved to point out how unoriginal I was with a lot of things (in a friendly teasing way since it was just my personality). Marina thought it was funny though, she liked it even if I didnt really get out of the number name, it was at least a number I chose myself.
~Agent 8 ♟🕯
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THE ADVENTURE OF CHARLES AUGUSTUS MILVERTON part 3 (part 1) (part 2) as promised here they are enjoying committing a crime (to quote Watson: "I thrilled now with a keener zest than I had ever enjoyed when we were the defenders of the law instead of its defiers").
Nearly made myself ill drawing them holding hands WHAT IS IT WITH GAY PEOPLE (me) AND HANDS
(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series!)
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This takes place at some point in this whole thing!
Donnie had a nightmare that Kendra abandoned him
“Like his brothers did”
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Two clone commanders from different battalions meeting up to plan a joint operation but neither can remember the others name
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