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callieyanderechan · 10 months
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IM SORRY WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING KENMAID?!???
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callieyanderechan · 9 months
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What about Yan!Barbie (2023 Movie) x fem!bimbo!reader 💗
Lmao they’d just be two bimbo girls in love 😭✨
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 😭😭 THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE MIND IS GORGEOUS!
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Yandere Barbie (2023) x Fem!Bimbo!Reader
Barbie meets you when she goes to the real world
You're the only person she feels safe around there
You remind her of her barbie friends
You meet after Sasha calls Barbie a fascist
You comfort her cause you dont like seeing people upset
You're one of the only people who make her feel happy and safe
When mattel comes to take her you don't let them
You may not be the smartes but you know that a person should never go into a van with mystery people
The mattel people get upset with you and Barbie defends you and you two walk away from them
When Gloria picks her up you tag along
Barbie dosen't like when Gloria talks to you or the way Sasha stares at you
Only stays with Gloria because she wants to go back to normal
And take you back to Barbieland with her
When you go back to Barbieland and find out the Kens have taken over you comfort Barbie again
At Weird Barbie's house you and her are just hugging like little cuties and you're assuring her that shes beautiful and that the Kens are stupid meanies
She dosen't let you help with kidnappung the brainwashed Barbie's
You've become very precious to her and she's scared the Ken's will brainwash you too
When Barbieland is back to normal and Ruth shows up Barbie will either ask for you to become a Barbie and stay with her or will become a human and stay with you
Either way she's never gonna let you out of her sight
If you become a Barbie then you stay with her in her dreamhouse
You're kinda like Alan, there are no multiples of you
"(Y/N)! She's Barbie's girlfriend! Fits in all her clothes!"
You are not allowed to be friends with the other Barbie's or god forbid the Ken's
So you become best friends with Alan and the discontinued Barbie's and Ken's in the weird house
If Barbie chooses to become a human and go back with you then she insists you quit whatever job you have
You're her precious girl and shouldn't have to work
No matter how it ends Barbie will always spoil you
Become a Barbie with her? Then you get you're own closet in her dreamhouse
Stay a human? You'll never have to work again, or really do anything again
Barbie will look after you so you can focus on looking pretty for her
Sorry this took awhile Anon i wanted to wait until i had seen the movie to write it
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callieyanderechan · 9 months
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PLATONIC!YANDERE KEN X CHILD!READER
SUMMARY: Basically Ken meets the little girl that plays with him and immediately wants to adopt her
TRIGGER WARNING: READER IS ABUSED/NEGLECTED BY HER PARENTS PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THIS IS UPSETTING TO YOU
He goes with Barbie mainly because he wants to go with her but also because he wants to meet the child playing with him
As he goes about the real world and finds out about the patriarchy he stays to expect the child to be a boy with lots and lots of horse toys (and maybe a mojo dojo casa house)
See's a little girl searching for something
You are that little girl
You're just running around with teary eyes
He ecides to help you
Because real men help little girls when they are in distress
Asks what you lost
You lost her ken doll
Then you're shocked when you look at him
"KEN!!!"
Big hug
He's so shocked
The child playing with him was a tiny little girl
"Hi kid..." He says quietly
Patriarchy? He's never heard of it, all he knows is the little girl that was so upset because she thought she lost him
Realises that you're going to grow up in a world set up for your failure
You won't get to be whatever you want because the human world is built to praise men and put down women
He asks you for your help to find Barbie
You talk the entire time you're searching for her
When you get to school and see Barbie being taken by Mattel he realises he should probably get you back to your parents
"come on Kid, your mom and dad are probably worried about you"
You get teary eyed again and hold onto him tightly shaking your head
"hey what's wrong? Don't you want to see them?"
You start crying "nooo!!"
He takes you aside and gets down to your level
"why not? They're probably really worried about you"
You shake your head more "t-they haaate mee!"
He says the bruises on your legs
Angry Ken 😡
He decides that your parents don't deserve such a sweet little girl
Takes you to Barbieland with him
Introduces you to all the other Ken's and Barbie's and Alan and even Weird Barbie
You get to grow up in Barbieland with your new dad Ken and your Uncle Ken's and Uncle Alan and Aunt Barbie's
He's so proud of you
Did he technically kidnap you?
Possibly
But you're happy now and that's all that matters to him
If any of the other Ken's
*Cough cough* Simu Ken *Cough Cough*
Get to close to you he will feed you lies about them to make you hate them
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callieyanderechan · 4 months
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It freaks me out that TBOSAS takes place over a TWO MONTH PERIOD, TWO MONTHS! IN JUST TWO MONTHS CORIOLANUS SNOW
Become a mentor in the hunger games
Watched his friend get stabbed with a bottle
Sung the national anthem at his friends funeral where her murderer was dangled and paraded through the streets
Watched his other friend get bit by a deadly snake
Was in a bombing
Saw his bitten friend with scales and yellow eyes in the middle of the night in his hospital room
Went into the arena to get his fake friend
Murdered a child
Fell in love with a bad bitch
Helped said bad bitch poison a child
Tampered with deadly snakes to save his bad bitch
Got his life fucked by a grown man with a grudge
Became a soldier
Saw someone get hung
Started a lifelong fued with a FUCKING breed of bird
Swam in a lake
Recorded his fake friend talking about breaking out a convict
Murdered a spoiled rich girl
Watched his bad bitchs ex get murdered
Got his fake friend hung
Ran away to the woods with his bad bitch
Decided he hated nature
Had a mental breakdown
Tried to kill her
Went home
Took over his dead fake friends life
Killed the old man with a grudge
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callieyanderechan · 4 months
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Can I legally adopt Annabeth Chase?
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callieyanderechan · 7 months
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SPENCER REID X SWIFTIE!READER
He's literally never listened to a single Taylor song
He doesn't really listen to music but when he does it's always classical
Obviously when you start dating you have to educate him on the Taylor Swift Cinematic Universe
Which makes him happy because he loves learning
Is the best student ever
Literally taking notes on your Taylor lesson
Then you have to get him listening to her songs
His favorite album is Evermore but his favorite song is All Too Well (Taylor's Version) (10 Minute Version)
He loves the way she tells a story
Made the mistake of putting on one of her stolen albums instead of Taylor's Version
He slept on the couch
Morgan laughed at him
When he found out Taylor was going on your he made it a priority to get you tickets
Him and Penelope spent hours trying to get the tickets
For awhile he thought he wasn't going to get them
Would happily pay scalper prices for you but he was going to try his hardest to get them without overpaying
With the help of Penelope he was able to get two tickets
Gave them to you after a particularly difficult case
He got some loving as a thank you 😉
At first he didn't want to dress up but after some begging he agreed
After the concert you showed the entire team pictures
Morgan definitely made fun of Spence for his costume
He got reprimanded by Penelope though
Seeing how happy the show made you made him happy
Will get you Taylor themed gifts all the time
When you move into his apartment he gets you the snow globes
The first Taylor decorations of many
Overall he isn't really a swiftie, still prefers his classical music, but he enjoys some of her music and will listen to her entire discography to make you happy
I love him
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callieyanderechan · 7 months
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Yandere Barbie and Ken (2023) with a 1960s Barbie s/o?
That I can anon!
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YANDERE!BARBIE AND KEN X 60s!BARBIE!READER
Barbie and Ken think you are so cute!
With your bubble haircut and gloves and shit
You just scream innocence
When Barbie starts having thoughts of f death she also starts having thoughts of being with you <3
When Ken finds out about the patriarchy he finds out about women of the 50s/60s and instantly thinks of you
You could be his little housewife <3
So they both become obsessed for different reasons
But obviously if they fought over you, you would get scared of them
So when Barbie comes back to Barbieland she makes a deal with Ken
He will demolish the patriarchy and the two of them will share you
Barbie guilts you into being with them
"I thought I lost my home and all my friends and I still can't stop thinking about.... death. I need you"
You feel bad for her so you agree to be with her
Then somehow Ken is involved
You don't even know how
One day it was you and Barbie
Then the next it was you, Barbie and Ken
And the relationship is kinda confusing
You are dating Barbie but you're married to Ken but Ken is not married to Barbie and Barbie is not dating Ken
Of course they have to keep their darling safe. Away from all the other Barbie's and Ken's and Allan
So Barbie gets a new dreamhouse. Far away from all the other dreamhouses
And every night you choose who's bed you sleep in because obviously Ken and Barbie aren't going to share a bed
Because they are loyal to you
You are literally never allowed to leave the dreamhouse
You spend all day cooking and cleaning and dressing up in pretty dresses
And generally just being a pretty housewife
Dr Barbie came to the dreamhouse once to see you
No one has seen her since
Barbie and Ken swear they don't know what happened
They do
Everyone learns to leave the three of you alone after that
As long as they stay away from the secluded the dreamhouse then they are safe from suffering the same fate as Dr Barbie
What happened to Dr Barbie?
Barbie and Ken may or may not have played with her too roughly
GOOD THING THEY LIVE NEXT TO THE BEACH
Overall you are literally stuck. You should of ran to the real world when you could
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callieyanderechan · 4 months
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THINGS FROM THE TBOSAS BOOK I WISH WAS IN THE MOVIE
PLURIBUS, THE WAY HE HELPED THE SNOW FAMILY AND LUCY GRAY.
REAPER CRAWLING TO BE IN HIS MORGUE BEFORE DYING.
MAUDE IVORY'S CLEMENTINE SONG, HER ASKING FOR THE SHOES FROM THE SONG.
HOW YOUNG MAUDE IVORY ACTUALLY WAS, SHE WAS SO SMALL SHE HAD TO STAND ON BOXES TO REACH THE MICS AND WAS CARRIED ON PEOPLES BACK TO GET TO THE LAKE.
LYSISTRATA AND JESSUP. HIM BLOCKING HER FROM THE BOMBS WITH HIS BODY, HER TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD HE WAS AND NOT HIS RABIES AFTER HE DIED.
CLEMENSIA IN THE HOSPITAL AND AS A MENTOR, HER SCALES AND EYES, HER ANGER AT CORYO FOR NOT VISITING HER WHEN HE KNEW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO HER.
ARACHNE CRANE'S FUNERAL. BRANDY HANGING AND THE TRIBUTES BEING DRAGGED ACROSS THE STREET, CORYO SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
MA PLINTH, HER FEEDING CORYO, SENDING HIM HOME IN HER CAR WITH HER CHAUFFEUR, SENDING HIM AND SEJANUS BOXES OF TREATS WHEN THEY WHERE PEACEKEEPERS.
LUCY GRAY AND THE COVEYS HOUSE IN THE SEAM, THEIR GOAT AND MAKING BUTTER TO CHEER UP MAUDE IVORY.
TAM AMBER, HOW HE IS A FORGOTTEN CHILD, FOUND BY THE COVEY WHILE TRAVELING, TAKEN IN INSTEAD OF BEING LEFT TO DIE.
BARB AZURE AND HER GIRL DOWN THE ROAD.
THE COVEY SINGING AT COMMANDER HOFFS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
TESLEE AND CIRC, THEM TAKING THE DRONES AND HACKING THEM, TESLEE USING ONE TO KILL MIZZEN.
BILLY TAUPE AND CC, HOW MUCH CC REALLY MISSED BILLY TAUPE BUT COULDN'T FORGIVE HIM.
HOW THE COVEY ARE RELATED, CC AND BILLY TAUPE ARE BROTHERS AND THE REST EXCEPT TAM AMBER BEING BAIRD COUSINS.
REAPER GIVING LAMINA A PIECE OF FLAG BECAUSE SHE WAS SUN BURNT IN EXCHANGE FOR FOOD.
DR KAY, HOW SHE KNEW SNOW BEFORE HE WAS A PEACEKEEPER BECAUSE SHE WORKED WITH DR GAUL BUT DIDN'T MENTION IT.
THE SNAKES NOT KILLING ALL THE TRIBUTES, THEY REALLY ONLY KILLED CORAL AND CIRC IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
HOW INSANE CORYO ACTUALLY WAS THE ENTIRE TIME, I KNOW THAT WOULD BE HARD SINCE MOST OF IT WAS INNER MONOLOGUE BUT STILL MAN WAS LITERALLY INSANE THE WHOLE TIME.
HOW CORYO TOOK SEJANUS' PLACE AFTER HIS DEATH, HE CALLED MRS PLINTH MA AND MR PLINTH SIR, THE PLINTHS BOUGHT THE SNOW PENTHOUSE AND PAID THE RENT AND TAXES ON IT SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO MOVE OUT AND THEY BOUGHT THE APARTMENT DIRECTLY UNDER THE SNOWS AND TALKED ABOUT CONNECTING THE TWO.
THE TRIBUTES NOT BEING SEEN TO BY A DOCTOR BUT BY A VET.
THE TRIBUTES ALL PERFORMING AT THE ZOO TO TRY AND MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
DR GAUNT NOT ACTUALLY BEING ANGRY ABOUT THE CHEATING, SHE JUST SENT CORYO TO BE A PEACEKEEPER TO PROVE HER POINT ABOUT PEOPLE BEING ANIMALS.
THE PEACEKEEPERS NOT HELPING CORYO AND SEJANUS WHEN THEY WHERE IN GHE ARENA.
CORYO'S UTTER HATRED OF MOCKINGJAYS, THE MAN DESPISED THEM EVEN BEFORE KATNISS.
SEJANUS AND HIS FATHER PAYING SO CORYO COULD GET HIS ACADEMY DEGREE.
MRS PLINTHS TRIBUTE TO DISTRICT 2, HOW ALL HER FAMILY EXCEPT HER SISTER CUT HER OFF.
BEANPOLE AND SMILEY AND COOKIE.
CORYO BEING CALLED GENT.
SEJANUS BEING CALLED BULLSEYE.
SEJANUS AND BILLY TAUPE AT THE COVEYS HOUSE IN THE SEAM.
SEJNAUS HAVING TO MILK THE COVEYS GOAT WITH MAUDE IVORY CAUSE HE LEFT HER TO TALK TO BILLY TAUPE.
REAPER GETTING RABIES FROM JESSUP, HOW IT AFFECTED HIS MIND, HIM MAKING A CAPE OUT OF THE FLAG AND TWIRLING AROUND LIKE A PRINCESS, REFUSING ANY FOOD OR WATER CLEMENSIA SENT HIM.
LUCY GRAY KILLING REAPER FROM EXHAUSTION, FORCING HIM TO RUN AFTER HER BY RIPPING PIECES OFF THE FLAG HE PUT OVER THE DEAD TRIBUTES.
SEJANUS AND CORYO TRYING TO TAKE MARCUS'S BODY OUT FROM THE ARENA.
LUCY GRAY KILLING TREECH WITH ONE OF THE RAINBOW SNAKES.
MAUDE IVORYS EXPLANATION OF THE COVEYS NAMES. HOW THEIR NAMES AFTER A BALLAD AND A COLOR.
THE EXPLANATION OF HOW BILLY TAUPE AND MAYFAIR GOT TOGETHER. IN THE MOVIE ALL WE KNOW IS THAT BILLY TAUPE CHEATED ON LUCY GRAY WITH MAYFAIR BUT IN THE BOOK LUCY GRAY EXPLAINS THAT IT STARTED WHEN BILLY TAUPE WAS GIVING MAYFAIR MUSIC LESSONS FOR EXTRA MONEY.
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callieyanderechan · 8 months
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JAMES POTTER X SWIFTIE!READER
When you first start dating he is so fucking confused
Poor baby
Obviously he knew who Taylor Swift was, but he always thought she was just a popular singer
For a good month he thought she was actually a cult leader
Was planning how to get you out of said cult
You had to explain to him that you where in fact NOT part of a cult after he set up an intervention for you and Sirius
because Sirius is definitely your swiftie bestie which just confuses James to no end
"Y/N, I love you b-"
"I love you too Jamie 🥰"
"Thank you love, but I cannot sit back and let you and my best mate, my brother, let yourselfs be consumed by this cult"
"Cult?"
"I know you probably don't realise it now but this is for your own good. I will NOT let Taylor Swift control you like this!"
You and Sirius have a good laugh because....
He actually thought you where in a cult
You explain that you are not in a cult, you just really really like Taylor Swift
He isn't fully convinced it isn't a cult because you literally seem to know everything about this women
You point out that he knows basically everything about his favourite quidditch player
Moment of realization.......
After that slight mistake he trys to learn about Taylor for you
His favourite song? Shake It off
Is he aware that it's literally her most popular song?
Yes
Does he care?
Not even a little bit, he likes dancing to it so it's his favourite
Spent like a year trying to find a folklore cardigan for you ❤️
He got it......
His favourite ex is Taylor Lautner and his favourite era is 1989
Is signed up to the Taylor Swift store updates/newsletter and checks his email religiously
New special edition of a vinyl you already own?
Consider it yours
New Cardigan dropped?
Ready to be unpacked when you get home
Era's tour tickets?
This man was in that Ticketmaster line for HOURS
Him & Remus where both trying to get tickets for you & Sirius
Good boyfriends
He felt like he was going into WWIII
Him & Remus where both at the dining table with enough water and snack to last them all day
They where not leaving that dining table until they had tickets
And they got them!
When he told you he got you tickets? He would go through that Ticketmaster line all over again just to see you that happy
When he found out he could DRESS UP for the show?
He was planning basically everyday for MONTHS
Wanted you and him and Remus and Sirius to match but Taylor only has 3 cats.....
So instead you two where Miss Americana and The Heartbreak prince
Did he think it was a bit basic? Kinda but you both looked nice and he got to trade bracelets with loads of people so he was happy
He happily listens to you talk about everything happening to Taylor currently
Disgusted that people showed up at Jack Antonoffs wedding just to see Taylor?
He's right there with you, muttering and scoffing about how awful they are
Complaining about Ashley?
He doesn't know who that is but he will LEARN GODDAMNIT AND HE WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HER TOO
Overall when he gets over his thoughts of it being a cult he is a super supportive swiftie boyfriend
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callieyanderechan · 4 months
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This year my top song on Spotify wrapped is gonna be the consensus song
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callieyanderechan · 4 months
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To everyone tagging Billy the kid fics with THG and Coriolanus snow x reader,
Fuck you
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callieyanderechan · 9 months
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Hello!
I don’t know if your still doing requests, but if you are can you do one where reader is a singer Barbie and she is besties with Stereotypical Barbie and she sings at Barbie’s big blowout party? I know there’s not really a plot but I just thought it would be fun. Also, I adore all your stories they’re awesome!
Hi! Thank you so much for saying my stuff is awesome that means a lot to me ❤️
If you want a yandere version just ask
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BARBIE (2023) X SINGER!BARBIE!READER
Barbie had always loved your singing
Well everyone did, you where singing barbie
But Barbie loved it the most
Your singing always made her day amazing
Her day wasn't perfect if she didn't hear your voice
So when she was planning her blowout party with all the Barbie's and planned choreography she knew she had to have you sing
And she couldn't have been happier when you said yes
At the party she didn't pay attention to Ken or Ken or Alan or Midge or the other Barbie's, all she was focused on was you
Okay but this is definitely happening instead of her existential crisis
The little kids playing with you two don't own Ken's so they are making you two date ❤️
During the party instead of asking everyone if they think about dying she asks you if you ever think about having a girlfriend
Its all very cute and girly pop
Toxic gossip train? More like lesbian Barbie bus
I love them
Btw I totally imagined reader as Keira from princess and the popstar while writing this
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callieyanderechan · 4 months
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Annabeth Chase is every undiagnosed autistic child
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callieyanderechan · 9 months
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Can I suggest you write one about Barbie falling in love with a fem! Reader because she’s also having ‘un-Barbie like thoughts’ and the readers the only one who relates to her?
I LOVE GETTING THESE BARBIE ASKS PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING
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YANDERE BARBIE (2023) X BARBIE!READER
You first realize you and Barbie are having similar un-Barbie like thoughts at her party when she asks if anyone ever things about Dying
You had kept your thoughts of death hidden so it was good to have someone you knew would understand
When Barbie falls off her roof you run out to help her and ask if you can talk to her
You two talk on the beach about how you're both having weird thoughts and Barbie shows you that her feet are flat
You don't scream like the other Barbie's did when she showed them
You both go to Weird Barbie together and go to the human world
Barbie gets really upset when Ken sneaks into the car because she had wanted to spend some alone time with you
Glares at Ken anytime he looks at talks to you
When you get to the human world and Barbie punches that guy she's upset because she got you arrested
And wants to punch the police becayse they keep talking about you
When you both eventually get back to Barbieland with Gloria and Sasha and see that the Ken's have taken over you both get super upset
When Barbie gets taken back to the weird house you go with them
You have to assure her that she's gorgeou sand smart and more than just stereotypical Barbie
I've said this before but Barbie WOULD NOT let her Darling help with kidnapping the brainwashed barbie's in case the Kens brainwash you
When everything is back to normal Barbie ask's Ruth if you both can become human and live in the real world
when you both get the human world she just gets more possesive
You don't get to have a job
Barbie goes with you to any and all appointments you have
The only friend you have is Gloria
But Barbie is also very loving and caring and kind with you
You both grow old together and have cute little children and become cottagecore lesbian grandma's
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callieyanderechan · 9 months
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Can I recommend a Ryan’s Ken x reader where they are just hanging on the beach with their friend when Y/N starts feeling sick and she feels dizzy and passes out. After she wakes up at Doctors Barbies and goes home, Ken is SUPER worried about her and can there be a whole lot of angst and comfort and fluff?
Ask and you shall receive
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KEN X SICK!READER
It was a normal day in Barbieland
And by normal i mean perfect
The sun was out, The barbie's where smiling and the waves where as fake as ever
You where talking with Ken
(Mainly about how gorgeous he thinks you are because Ken)
When you started to feel dizzy and sick
Ken immeadiately noticed you where looking pale and tired
"Are you okay?"
You went to respond but instead you... passed out
That's pretty embarassing ngl
You wake up in Barbie!Hari's office and still feel really tired and sick
Babygirl spends hours looking after you
I love her so much
You feel like absolute shit
You finally start to feel a little better and insist you can go home
Barbie!Hari agrees but is adamant that you do not drive
So you walk back to your dreamhouse and almost immediately regret your decision but still walk back
When you get home you see Ken standing at your front door
He runs up to you and see's you still look really pale and picks you up and carrys you to your bedroom
you smile at him and and let yourself relax in his arms
he puts you in your bed and tucks you in and kisses your forehead like a little gentleman and lets you go to sleep
When you wake up he's still there, put out your outfit the day, and fed your pets
Makes your breakfast and generally just spends the day looking after you
Did he start the patriarchy?
Maybe
But is he still my sweet little baby?
Absolutely
SORRY IF THIS WASN'T REALLY ANGSTY I'VE NEVER WRITTEN ANGSTY STUFF BUT I TRIED MY BEST XXX
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callieyanderechan · 4 months
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What Lamina looked like on the beam
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How I imagined it reading the books
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