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wolfythewitch · 7 months

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My thing about people telling me they hate hector because he killed Patroclus is like

Well, yeah. It's a war and Patroclus is actively fighting in it. How many of Hector's brothers and friends were killed by Patroclus? By Achilles?

#like. i get it if you dont like him #but why are you telling ME that #the guy who likes him #all that makes me do is go ??? and then continue with my day #its like coming to me and telling me you don't like Odysseus #like okay cool #iliad

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notherpuppet · 14 days

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Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

#trust me if you tell the joke to someone #you will understand why it is so funny hahahaha #or you’ll think I’m crazy #BUT WHATEVER HAHAHA #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #my doods #charlie morningstar #Vaggie #angel dust

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ladybracknellssherry · 2 months

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Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.

Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.

#good omens #was i the last to know?#you already knew this #why didn't you tell me?#low bible literacy #ffs #who told you to read the bible?#neil gaiman i am looking at you #good omens gif #now i'm combing through the bibble looking for more #setting up my bible murder board

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adriles · 7 months

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man

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missinyouiskillingme · 11 months

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hansoeii · 7 months

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It's about who.

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helpimstuckposting · 16 days

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Ep 1: nahhhh it caaaant be the same Celia, that’s wishful thinking

Ep 17 Chester: hey Celia does this story about a guy showing up in a parallel universe and then killing his doppelgänger sound familiar to you? Lol

#CELIA TELL ME YOUR SECRETS #WHY DO YOU KEEP TELEPORTING ONTO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD #celia ripley #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol

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solarwreathe · 7 months

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when he finds out you pirated his gloomdredger

#tears of the kingdom #totk #yiga #totk link #totk fanart #loz #legend of zelda fanart #totk yiga #tears of the kingdom fanart #link #serving shadow temple realness #so little yiga/link out there so it's up to me #why yes I did like ghiralink back in the day. how could you tell

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chloesimaginationthings · 16 days

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The tragedy of being William Afton’s daughter in FNAF..

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yanderespamton78 · 22 days

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Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs

#FUN FACT : charlie isnt my real name :]#i decided to go with the name charlie because i didnt wanna use my real name and i like the name charlie #my parents were gonna call me charlie when i was born but didnt in the end #i dont really know why i dont just tell you lot my real name because its a super common name #another thing that using a diff name online has caused is me seeing “charlie” almost as a different person #theres “[wearegonnapretendiputmyrealnamehere]” and then theres “Charlie” and they are two different people in my mind #idk aksjffhkajsshdka #anyways this is the second poll ive made today what is my deal with polls #i should make a seperate poll tag for all my fucking polls that i make #I MAKE A LOT #ill tag all my polls when i think of a good name lol #anyways woah i got a bit rambly there #did i make a whole ass poll just because i thought you might find it interesting that my real name wasnt charlie?#yes. yes i did.#(DO NOT take this as me not wanting you lot to call me charlie i would prefer you use that name over anything else lol)#polls #tumblr polls #random polls

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originalartblog · 4 months

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Apparently much-needed reminder that reposting artists' art (by saving the images or screenshotting them and reuploading them yourself) on other platforms without the artists' expressed permission and without credit is theft and an insult to their passion and craft. You are profiting (in views, in attention, in feedback) from someone else's work and ideas, who do not get that feedback for sharing their creation.

If you are an art reposter, you are a thief and I have no respect for you.