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swsoulmatesdw · 4 months
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Never forget Sam and Dean’s biggest enemy is a locked door between them.
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overkill-max · 1 year
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Made as a response to @josephquinussy​‘s post that Boorman would be a himbo.
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And it got me thinking, but what about our other leads?
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The gang's thoughts on stabbing
Chifuyu: Would never stab anyone.
Takemichi: Would end up being stabbed but pretend it's just a scratch.
Inupi: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Smiley: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Yuzuha: Would stab without warning.
Sanzu: Would stab as a warning.
Baji: Would stab himself as a warning.
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marvins-linguinie · 1 year
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robin: so, what're you cooking for dinner, nancy?
nancy: i don't know. i don't really feel like cooking.
eddie: i can.
nancy: no.
steve: look, ill watch him, okay? it's better then rob watching him. neither of them can be unsupervised in the kitchen
eddie: can't you give me a little more credit than that, steve?
steve: let's go.
[steve tells eddie to get a pot of water boiling. surely nothing can go wrong with water, right?]
steve: hold on, ill be right back. keep watching the water.
eddie:
eddie: steve?
steve: what?
eddie: the toaster is on fire.
steve: the toaster- how?!
eddie: it was plugged into the wall, and then the water started boiling and then it boiled over the top, in which, is not my fault. so then, the water, started flowing towards the toaster, and i stepped back because im not trying to die today. there was a big spark, and it caught on fire. we should probably put that out though.
nancy: WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?????
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loveisinthebat · 1 year
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Little Talkin’ Buddy
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cjs-51703 · 2 months
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*Modern!AU*
Nezuko: Why did you three get arrested?
Inosuke: We don't know!
Tanjiro: We didn't do anything wrong.
Zenitsu: We got pulled over and when the officer said "papers", Inosuke yelled "scissors" and Tanjiro took off.
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It's a special day.
Of course Peter remembers.
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Because it wasn't just any arrest.
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Who would've guessed where they'd end up?
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lpa6zn · 1 year
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All of "The Iliad" is a compendium of men competing to see who has the biggest ego, it had to be said and I said it.
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mochalottie · 3 months
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Tuktuk and her ikran headcanons
Because we hardly got to see these two and thought you guys would like details~
Tuk can be a bit excitable around her ikran, and at first it makes him jumpy and skittish. liable to dash for the security of a tall tree. Tuk usually doesn't mind, and when she's older, she goes hunting for his favourite meal to apologise. although, because this happens quite often, she usually out hunting.
because of the forced connection between Quaritch and the ikran, it takes a while for Tuk to establish a bond with him. which she understands, and is willing to take it slow. although like all moments of recovery, it sometimes takes two steps back, and Tuk can get upset thinking she's doing something wrong.
when they finally do bond, they discover that each are as mischievous and stubborn as the other. and the mischief they get up to is notorious.
unlike her siblings, Tuk likes learning new tricks with her companion, adding more spins, more loops and barrel rolls to her list. and often she will break formation when out for a squad flight. she usually drags Spider into it too when she can. and Neteyam, if he's not too grumpy.
they're not fast, because Tuk often doesn't want to push her companion more than she needs to. but she makes up for the lack of speed with precision, and with the amount of hunting she does, they become a fierce duo in the clouds.
when she's older, she agrees to spend some time with the Tayrangi clan to train further. mostly so that she can keep providing for herself and her loved ones, but to also be able to tease Lo'ak for not being the only sibling to leave the clan.
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cityzenchick · 4 months
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Mentioning no names Erling!!! 😉🤣
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beautyofattolia · 1 year
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Bianca: Do any of you have any healthy outlets?
Enid: Screaming.
Tyler: Murder.
Ajax: Drugs.
Wednesday: Fire.
Bianca: Okay, so we have “screaming.”
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monrohakay · 2 months
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/53911693
Here is my first ever Smosh fic, and my first time writing a song fic! It was so much fun exploring them both, and I hope to make more in the future. It was written for kqirva as part of the Smoshblr Valentines Day exchange. A huge thank you to wispmotherr and lilac-hecox for putting the whole thing together and everyone who participated. It was super fun and you did an amazing job! Anyway, hope you like it!
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the-lonely-archivist · 4 months
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teehee i made a dsaf oc like two weeks and now they're the only thing in my tiny brain help
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thier name is Vik and they have no braincells💔
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coruscantrhapsody · 2 years
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That scene in Attack of the Clones where Obi-Wan is like “I really hope Anakin doesn’t do something dumb if he does I’m sorry” and Typho is like “Padmé does like 50 reckless things per day so apologies in advance”
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hoomannotme · 1 year
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Was just looking at this post and I just had the most brilliant idea.
SD au but it's a misunderstanding. Everyone thinks that Azure is trying to get rid of Macaque even Macaque himself. But in reality Azure is pinning for Macaque and all his attempts to get "rid of him" are really attempts to get rid of Wukong so Azure can talk to Macaque. I think because Azure and Macaque have a lot in common and I just that it would be funny to see the others reactions to Azure trying to befriend Macaque.
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devourable · 11 months
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THE MERMAIDS CALLING THEIR YOUNG “FRY” LIKE FISH IS MAKING ME CRY HAPPY TEARS THAT’S SO CUTE!!! 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕
-Doe / not-a-bot-just-shy
hehehe im glad you caught that 🥹 all of my non human ocs refer to children (of their own species or humans) differently; mykolas calls his children ‘cubs’ or ‘pups’, the mermaids refer to them as ‘fry’, and melchior calls kids ‘juveniles’ or simply ‘young’
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