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#steddie incorrect quotes
morganski-19 · 2 months
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Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?
Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.
Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.
Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much
Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?
Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are
Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt
Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch
Steve: Thank you
Robin: No problem
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steddiealltheway · 1 year
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Eddie thinks he’s cool and mysterious but is really an open book because he’s a compulsive oversharer.
Steve thinks he’s an open book but is “cool and mysterious” just because he forgets to share.
Example of course:
Dustin: Steve hasn’t been the same since the Russian truth serum.
Eddie: The what?
Steve: Did I not tell you about that?
Eddie: No. Just like my dad didn’t ever tell me he loved me, but maybe that’s because he was in jail.
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regeditt · 3 months
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*Steve standing with Robin & Nancy, waiting on Eddie*
Robin: you look so cute holding those roses waiting for your boyfriend
Steve: i don’t look cute i look cool
Robin: awww and you even have a little bow tie on your little suit, so formal so cute all for eddie
Steve: *throws roses on the ground* THIS IS WHY I DONT GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH YOU, ROBIN.
Robin:
Nancy:
Steve: *picks them up, clearing his throat as Eddie approaches*
Steve: hi, babe, i got these flowers for you
Eddie: you look really cute tonight
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steddiecameraroll · 4 months
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Give the people what they want *I murmur to myself while creating more Steddie text posts*
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heartthingsstuff · 2 months
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Steve: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Eddie : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Steve: Holy moly-
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stevesbipanic · 2 years
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Eddie: How many kids do you have?
Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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idoquitelikebread · 1 year
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Eddie: and now sir Stefan you will face the most dangerous sceme of all… AN MLM
Steve: oh you mean like gays? I have to be gay?
Eddie: wait a minu-
Steve: is this like a support group thing? Or like gsa? Do I just have to date a guy? Can I do that?
Eddie: Stevie hold on-
Steve: omg can I be dating that hot rocker elf with curly hair? Actually can we be secretly married? Omg with a dog that I named after my hot rocker elf husband.
Eddie: no-
Steve: wait I can’t? why not?
Robin: yeah Eddie why can’t sir Stefan have a happy life with his husband? That’s seems kinda homophobic of you ngl
Steve: yeah Eddie! stop being homophobic and let me and my hot rocker elf husband live in peace!
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navnae · 1 year
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Steve: when you see him please don’t freak out ok?
Dustin: I’m not going to freak out. Who ever you’re dating I’ll always be accepting of them
Steve: alright, you can come in!
*Eddie walks in*
Dustin: Eddie get out the way I’m trying to see who Steve’s dating
*Steve and Eddie face palm in unison*
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filmyocean · 1 year
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Steve, in line at a coffee shop: Hi, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven shots of espresso? Eddie, right behind him: Jesus Christ, Harrington. Just do cocaine
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steddiealltheway · 1 year
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Steve: Is he staring at me?
Nancy: Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.
Steve: But is he staring at me in an ‘ahh he’s bleeding out!’ Or ‘ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!’ way?
Nancy *no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Steve blankly*:
Robin: He’s staring at you in an ‘ahh he’s bleeding out!’ type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!
Eddie *staring at Steve in a “ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!” way*: I mean…
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sebbianas · 1 year
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steve: *visiting the munson trailer*
eddie: would you like to stay for dinner?
wayne, watching from behind eddie: would you like to stay forever?
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steddiecameraroll · 8 months
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Fracturing jaws seems dangerous yet fun
coffee? ☕️🍩💕
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little-bumblebeeee · 4 months
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*Eddie receiving nudes from Steve*
Eddie: these are high quality tf?? Ain't no way your phone took these pictures did you get a photoshoot done??
Steve: Robin helped
Eddie: fuck you mean "Robin helped"??????
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nymime · 6 months
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Steve: *Fall sleep in the sofa while movie night with the group.*
Eddie: *To dustin, staring at Steve with lovely eyes* Look at him!… I would die for him, I would kill for him…
Dustin: Ed-
Eddie: Either way, what a bliss…
Dustin: *Whispering loudly to the party* He want to bang my mom! Our mom!
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