Mike: You're pretty.
Will: Yeah, pretty depressed.
Mike: ...
Will: .. You were flirting, weren't you?
Mike: I was, but now I'm wondering if you're okay.
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billy is a little amused (steve is nervous but he’s trying okay!!)
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Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.
Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.
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*Steve standing with Robin & Nancy, waiting on Eddie*
Robin: you look so cute holding those roses waiting for your boyfriend
Steve: i don’t look cute i look cool
Robin: awww and you even have a little bow tie on your little suit, so formal so cute all for eddie
Steve: *throws roses on the ground* THIS IS WHY I DONT GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH YOU, ROBIN.
Robin:
Nancy:
Steve: *picks them up, clearing his throat as Eddie approaches*
Steve: hi, babe, i got these flowers for you
Eddie: you look really cute tonight
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Jonathan: Hawkins isn’t that small
Argyle: Your girlfriend’s brother is your brother’s boyfriend, and also your sister’s ex.
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"hey Jonathan I'm sorry I called you a queer, turns out I was The Queer all along" -- S5 Steve Harrington, probably
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stranger things + incorrect quotes (16/?)
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*Robin and Nancy hold hands *
steve: aww that’s so sweet, you guys!
robin: yeah, I just love her so much…. nancy: *smiles* robin(quietly, to Steve): I’m trying to make sure she doesn’t run off and shoot anyone….
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Eddie: "Hey your friend Steve is cute."
Robin: *glares*
Eddie: "It was a joke."
*at the wedding*
Robin giving her best man speech: "And then he told me it was a joke."
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Will: *staring at Mike, trying to get his attention*
Mike: *completely oblivious*
Eddie: remember when you were like that?
Steve: don't remind me
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Inspired by this.
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*At Steve and Eddie's house*
Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?
Eddie: Because I'm gay.
Jancy's kid: What does that mean?
Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.
Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?
Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?
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*at a hellfire club meeting*
Eddie: …and suddenly something jumps out from the dark!
Mike, Dustin, and Lucas: *simultaneous gasp*
Steve: i just came here to fuck Eddie, can this meeting be over already?
Max: *rolls her eyes* i knew it
Eddie: you know nothing
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Billy: *is carrying all the groceries*
Steve: *holds out hand to help*
Billy: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Steve's hand*
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Mike: *shows up to california in that god awful outfit*
Will: Ugh I can't believe I'm going to make out with him
Jonathan: You don't have to
Will: No I'm gonna
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