Caliborn: A STRAW TO BREAK THE CAMEL'S BACK. A TEENY DENT, A TINY CRACK. A QuIVER OR A QuAKE. ALL I NEED IS ONE MISTAKE.
Caliborn: CALLIOPE'S BOuND TO MAKE A MISTAKE, RIGHT..?
Gamzee, offhandedly: UhH... nOt LiKeLy. CaLlIe'S pReTtY cLeAn LiKe ThAt.
Caliborn: DREAM KILLER.
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shout out to Scooby-Doo for raising several generations with the trope of 'they take off the mask and it's always the greedy rich white bastard who wanted even more fucking money' even if they get made fun of for it because at the end of the day? damn. it really always is some greedy rich white bastard who wants even more fucking money.
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Did you grow up with Animal Jam?
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I keep seeing PBS Kids shows getting love, but what about all the Discovery Kids folks out there like plz 。(゚´ω`゚)゚。
also i know i left off Peppa Pig, The Magic School Bus, and Totally Spies! , but everyone knows those ones and i wanted to see if anyone remembered the rest T^T
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“teen mom dan” so dan is the mother in this gay mpreg world, i know that’s right
TEEN! MOM! DAN! even if phil is the one who was pregnant dan would be mom i hope this helps 💞
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Okay last one for the night I swear:
No really I was just thinking this morning about how Tom and Maddie must have only watched the TV cut of Speed which was very fortunate for the fourteen-year-old Sonic since that not only edits out the bad words but also the shot where the bad guy gets his head knocked off, which leads to the line.
Anywho please I want Sonic to be like an inch shorter than Shadow so we can get this line. XD
Always remember to be kind and reblog, not repost, thank you!
Sonic the Hedgehog © SEGA
Done in Adobe Photoshop
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YOU ALSO HATE BRADFORD PEARS??? We have Callery Pears on my campus (very similar) and they smell SO BAD in the spring. 0/10 tree. 0 stars.
THEY’RE TERRIBLE I HATE THEM I’m allergic to them and they’re all OVER where I live I can’t escape them 😭
There’s even one in my yard (though technically only half of one now since part of it blew over last week). I don’t know if that one is a true Bradford pear, but it’s something similar for sure since it has the weak limbs and the nasty-smelling flowers. It also has murder thorns too that make it very hard to move dead limbs so basically it’s just a terrible tree all around.
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what is it with grown ass adults not being able to control their emotions around preteens and teens its kind of ridiculous. every day im thinking maybe 14 year old me was right about adults
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i feel like phil made his mew video just for you to put in ur audhd tag
SCREAM so true. @ phil i love you autism king. huge win for phil is psychic truthers too why does their home have a ghost
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bro i am crying my dad and i the other day were listening to pearl jam music together and were like it would be crazy to see them live because it's one of my dad's fav bands of all time and i was like i have a feeling they will probably come here next year and lo and behold they were just announced in this festival and my dad just texted me like "i bought tickets to see pearl jam" AND I WAS LIKE HUH??? KDJFGKFDF
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