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rsbry-beret · 10 hours
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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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rsbry-beret · 11 hours
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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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rsbry-beret · 11 hours
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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rsbry-beret · 11 hours
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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off
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rsbry-beret · 11 hours
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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rsbry-beret · 11 hours
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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badweird feelings
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rsbry-beret · 2 days
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The building of rage
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rsbry-beret · 2 days
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love when brennan says “give me an insight check with advantage” and what he means is “that thing you just said was spot on”
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rsbry-beret · 2 days
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I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory
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rsbry-beret · 2 days
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the best part about being an artist is making the shit you want for yourself so pls enjoy my poster sketch based on this weeks episode bc i literally cannot stop thinking about it
this is gonna take forever to render but it will be so worth it
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