#but this is a joke stfu

[starlight-bread-blog]

Aang: All life is sacred. I cannot, and will not, compromise my values. I mustn't take even just one life. Even if it's a monster's life, my philosophy – my culture's philosophy – is to avoid taking life at all costs. As much as you'll try to drill it in me, it's not who I am. I'm not going to kill the a single living creature, not even the Fire Lord.

Meanwhile, Sokka:

#yes i know aang ended up agreeing to kill the fire lord and THEN met the lion turtle #but this is a joke stfu #<3 #atla #aang #sokka #avatar: the last airbender #avatar the last airbender #avatar #avatar aang #sozin's comet #suki #toph #atla memes #avatar memes #a:tla memes #a:tla #atla sokka #atla aang #air nomads #avatar the last airbender memes #avatar: the last airbender memes

[wlwmothman]

#mikey #mcr #mikey way #i am joking but im genuinely so perplexed #like i couldn't even begin to guess where it went wrong #stfu rubi #polls

[blackcathjp]

draco constantly complains and makes fun of harry's hair. one day, harry snaps and gets a haircut. he comes home and draco just stares. slack jawed. shocked. speechless. harry snaps, "what? isn't this what you wanted?"

draco, with sad eyes, whispers, "love of my life, what did you do?" and bursts into tears.

draco is inconsolable. devastated. heartbroken. yes, he jokes about harry's messy hair, it is most definitely a rat's nest, but seeing him LIKE THIS... that is NOT his harry 😭

meanwhile, harry is still reeling from this revelation. "i'm the love of your life?"

draco pauses, realization setting in, his face turning redder. his voice wobbles out, "y-yes, isn't that obvious?"

harry softens, steps closer. "i love you too."

draco's heart skips. harry loves him back! but all of his teasing, mean-spirited jokes drove harry to cut his hair off and make such a drastic change. his heart aches thinking that he must have caused so much sadness and anger in harry, and oh no, the tears start again.

"oh, my love, i didn't mean it, i loved - love - your hair as it was. it's just so... YOU. and it's still you but it's also not and i'm sorry if i made you think you should change-"

harry kisses him, amused. "i was a little mad about that last joke you made, but i was due for a haircut anyway."

"still," draco sniffles. he pats harry's hair. it was much too short, he couldn't ruffle it anymore like he used to. he didn't realize until now how much he did that everyday. a gentle hand on the back of harry's head, softly petting his hair while he read. an unconscious habitual gesture that was comforting and domestic. he didn't realize how much he liked it until he couldn't do it anymore :(

over the next few days, draco feels bittersweet. he stares often at harry's head. he kisses his temple a lot, a bit as an apology, and mostly because he wants to. if he sheds a tear in private about the loss of harry's glorious hair, then that's his business.

a week later, after his quiet moping and harry worshipping (lots of kisses, lots of cuddling, lots of touching) his magic manifests a miracle (it was just tired of his dramatic melancholy and longing):

harry's head of full of hair, restored to perfection.

#draco mourns and bam his magic is like stfu here i granted ur wish #draco jokes as a defense mechanism for how much he truly feels #hating and teasing is his way of affection but it can come off too much #harry takes and dishes it too but sometimes it's ANNOYING #drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #draco x harry #drarry blurb #drarry headcanons #writing

[static-scribblez]

You guys know that one blog counting down the days until April 11th?

What if once the countdown ends, Jordan Peterson just fucking dies?

#like to charge reblog to cast #<- I feel like I already made that joke before #charlie stfu #shitpost #life in the world to come #litwtc #chris dunne #will wood

[newvegasnationalangel]

craig boone is autistic and his wife is his special interest

#silly post #craig boone #craig boone/courier #fnv #fallout #boone headcanon #fallout new vegas #bc why does he never stfu abt her #jokes love carla #me with fallout/metro/mad max fr

[akimojo]

every time i see people shit on ffxiii in 2023 i just

PLEASE replay the fucking game and look at how well it aged i am BEGGING

#COWARDS #dude it kills me that no one bothers to give it another shot it really does #a lot of games are open world just to fit an industry standard and to add padding and im tired of ittt #ffxiii is such a breath of fresh air and doesnt deserve all the hate it gets just bc its linear #i dont give a shit if you dont like linear games ok sit your ass down and play xiii again with an open mind this time #ok im joking with the aggression but fr #aki stfu #final fantasy xiii

[sudaca-swag]

the tags on the pasta poll are so funny if youre a spanish speaker bc penne is literally winning

#oooh a dick joke at my age fuck yes stfu #boluda tag

[uservaulty]

will never understand why people want to play as moral police in this hellsite of all the places; if you wanna talk about your view on shipping fictional characters - make your own damn post instead of pointing fingers at everyone under the ship's edits! it's not my problem if you don't vibe with the said ship, i made gifs for myself and others who will enjoy it as i do!!!

#'how could you ship ghoul and lucy?! clearly they're a father/daughter duo!' stfu pls #you think i tagged my edits w ship's name as a joke???? #personal #vaultghoul

[greektragedybitch]

"modern/progressive" desi parents are fine with everything as long as it is not in their house

#desiblr #desi tumblr #desi teen #desi shit posting #just desi things #desi girl #nah tho my maa will not hesitate to make jokes about me finding myself a man to marry byt then will tell me to not stay around boys #my dad will act like it's fine for me to pursue humanities but then he'll say ki im wasting his money if i dont take up some high money job #like just openly hate or stfu #so i can decide whether i want to hate you or not

[lillylvjy]

I’m making another post and tagging the Wilbur soot tags because fuck this.

cathers-world does not deserve to be worshiped and praised for the terrible shit they do. STOP IT.

#wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x reader smut #please open your eyes. #I’m not joking. #lilly stfu

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[dwntwn-strnlo]

if the 49ers lose ill be going dark btw

#idk if this is a joke #but i will be so done bro #harley can't stfu ★

[brainworms-all-night-long]

When Sonic and Tails met for the first time in the games, Tails was a mostly happy go lucky, albeit traumatized with severe abandonment issues 4y/o.

When they met for the firts time in the movie, presumably 8y/o Tails with self esteem issues was already armed with murderous intent, a gun and a heatseeking boomerang, but still carrying a hopeful heart.

And when they met for the first time again in Prime, Nine was a jaded and by life torn appart, I will say 11y/o due to personal funni reasons, who has created deadly and really stabby mechanical tails for himself, always ready to shank a bitch if one got too close.

So for the next instance of Sonic and Tails meeting for the first time, Tails is probably gonna be in his late teens, going trough a gifted child burnout and carying atomic bombs in his pockets.

#sonic the hedgehog #he just keeps getting worse and worse as the years go on [affectionate] #god can you imagine the burnout tails will ho trough #ouchie owie i feel it now #also the inside joke is a vine reference that will perhaps see the light of day if I draw it #Rebel: i heard like a 6 year old died in this metro #Nine chilling in his lab and overhearing her: Im 11 so stfu #you must know which one I mean #miles tails prower #tails the fox #sonic #sonic and tails #nine the fox #miles nine prower #silly brainworms

[multishipper33]

Team Earth or Team Eclipse?

Anywhat, have fun with this my peeps and pops!!

(Listen if you would tolerate it I could make a slideshow on why Scar is Earth okay-)

#maddie’s rambles #life series #trafficblr #secret life #Gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #traffic smp #life series winners #TEAM EARTH #team earth #stfu you team eclipse wankers /j /j /j (this is very very very very joking I don’t mean to be rude it’s just. block men. you know how it is #Uhhh- rhymes! Sun #stars #moon #mars #earth #and then sky #then death (no doubt Cleo + Jimmy is sky) #and finally life #to end it all #just saying 👀👀👀

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

Okay so I’m on episode 5 of Blue Eye Samurai and when that dude asked “Can you ride?” I thought it would just my IMPLIED that they did it but WHEN IT FVCKING CUT TO THEM DOING THE “YA KNOW WHAT” IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD SO I PANICKED AND SKIPPED AHEAD BUT THEN MIZU WAS LIKE “go faster” AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTT THE FUCKKKK

#AHHHH #BITCH I PANICKED #like what #THE FVCK WAS THAT #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #dude that was scary #Like I think bro was eatin her out but I didn’t see anything #Which is good btw #Like even though I didn’t actually see them doing the things #I still rly didn’t wanna see even a bit of it #Sex scares me #But I’ll continue to make jokes about it #And me doing it #But I don’t think I would ever actually do it #I need to stfu

[zees-hat]

Guys I’ve just seen a take so completely outrageous so I just wanna point out something one of the creators of total drama (Terry) has said in recent times

None of the contestants would have hate towards gay people

I also think it’s kind of weird to just give characters the homophobic/transphobic headcanon just because of how they look or how their attitude is?? Completely insane

Also just saying criticizing/negatively questioning people on their lgbtq+ headcanons for characters is literally insane. It’s called a headcanon for a reason?? It’s never been confirmed except for a few characters?? Like come on, let’s be serious for a few moments !

#total drama #tdr #tdi #total drama headcanons #total drama hot take #lets not make characters homophobic just because of their personality #lets also not be mean about harmless headcanons?? #its so childish #‘oh no they would probably—‘ lets not ! #im just stating something that bugged me #it was so ridiculous 😭 #i cant even #thats like if i told somebody who headcanons harold as gay ‘no he’d call gay people slurs on mic haha’ like stfu?? #you cant just act like your opinion is a Fact #its alright to say ‘<character> is <whatever> because I SAY SO’ like thats Fine because its clearly lighthearted and a joke #like YES for example alejandro is gay because i say so!! but that doesnt mean its a fact? its just a joking saying #because it’s an opinion #im not stating it like everyone who disagrees is wrong and im right