#but then it's like. Stretchy from Little Robots :]

[fitzfunnymoments]

like to slap her bald head. reblog to slap her bald head

#little robots #I had to stop myself from screaming since everyone is asleep right now lol #it's so weird seeing her without her hat thing aefhwdjfhwebdj #but seriously I can't believe I never took the time to notice everything in the opening #like there's so many things I never noticed before like this lol #also noticed stretchy looking like a raccoon that was caught getting into the garbage #that was what I was originally trying to screenshot but then I noticed bald rusty lol #anyway I'll post that screenshot tomorrow I'm sleepy

[loganslowdown4]

/images from patreon video under cut

You’re gonna have to put up with me gushing about this

So STORYTIME

Myself and @miguel-manbemel were talking about the livestream that aired on the YouTube membership after Learning New Things About Ourselves and Thomas and Joan had mentioned in it that they were thinking about posting the footage of Thomas acting out what the puppets were supposed to do as reference to Nate, the puppeteer, on his second channel. Well since nothing had manifested from that, I proposed Miguel and I ask if Thomas could release the footage to patreon if he still had it/had time. Well the man actually wrote that down and turns out? He still had it!

So my fellow fanders, if y’all have Patreon or are thinking of getting it, this is your sign to got for it. It is AMAZING to watch. LNTAO without puppets lol

And now imma talk about it to death here I gooooo 😂

First my favourite screen shots of the boys as human puppets 🩵💙💜❤️

❥quick little sneaky 4th wall smile from Pat 😍

❥’An ARM’ funniest joke in the whole Ep of amazing jokes

❥Virgil almost saying LOVE 😳

❥Stretchy arm Logan ❤️💙

One joke that ws not clear to me all these years:

C!Thomas: Let’s not point fingers

Puppet!Patton: *points a finger* You can say that again *realizes he’s pointing a finger* Whoops butterfingers.

I’ll tell u I never understood bc the puppet can’t point a finger! 😂

✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩

More Patton beloved 🥹🩵🤍

Roman ❤️ getting hit in the eye

If he only knew how much Logan regretted it 💔😔

I love him so much here. Seriously none of them have to even wear the outfits, you just know it’s that character. He can wear green all he wants! 😅

Virgil 💜 I still can’t get over Virgil’s face when he almost says ‘when you love someone’ 😳😂 nooo they can’t know I love themmmm

The laughing is him doing the Count bit

Joan hug is ‘don’t hug me I’m scared’

Logan 💙

I feel like this whole thing proves the sides should have ‘casual day’ at some point

Logan as a robot but human is just LOOK AT HIM 🥺💙

Lemme do a reblog Ive got more…

#thomas sanders #sanders sides #roman sanders #logan sanders #ts roman #patton sanders #ts logan #virgil sanders #LNTAO #puppet episode #patreon #Thomas sanders patreon #without puppets

[drill-teeth-art]

Design process anon again!! Thanks for answering my question, it was really interesting to hear about your more "loose" process! | personally put a lot of pressure to have one final design for my characters so hearing how you change the character a little bit each time is really neat and a little comforting to not stress about making a final product and just enjoying the process!

Anyways, here's more I'm curious about so you have more room to talk! (Also sorry i might ramble on, I just love hearing people talk about stuff that they enjoy!)

Specifically with Frenzy and Motormaster what ideas made you choose to add such unique aspects to each character?

Like, what thought process led you to give Frenzy such a slinky/accordion body style and Mixmaster more subtle insect aspects when it's such a departure from each ones original G1 designs?

Damn it took me forever to get back to this ! Thank you so much for asking more I'm excited to answer! So here I go! Also, I'm glad hearing about my process is comforting for you in some way to ease up the perfectionist pressure in your own work!

Under the cut because I got a little rambly...

Anyway! Here I go about Mixmaster and Frenzy's designs! Frenzy first!

I can't really talk about Frenzy's design without mentioning Rumble because I designed the two to highly contrast each other! For Rumble, I kept mostly traditional, Transformers design qualities. Blocky and wide and square. And I even emphasized his chunkiness further for fun exaggeration with his design. And Frenzy is supposed to highly contrast him! They sport a much more high contrast palette of mainly brighter red on black as opposed to Rumble's mostly deep blues dotted with accents. I also wanted to give them some more unorthodox robot design details to make them stretchier, sharper, and more fluid in their poses and movements to go with Rumble's slower, softer, and more abrupt mannerisms. A snake motif seemed perfect to capture those qualities! And to capture that I figured an accordion look to their limbs would go great with them being a cassette and a stretchy snake! So for Frenzy, it was a very deliberate departure from standard G1 looks because they're supposed to be Rumble's opposite in a lot of ways.

Here's some art I made of them really featuring their stretchiness:

Anyway! For Mixmaster.

So Mixmaster is actually supposed to have a spider theme to it. The motif goes along with his character arc which I'm not going to summarize entirely right now. Their spider motif is also supposed to compliment Hook's scorpion motif. I also very much wanted to emphasize "Transformers are aliens with unique mechanical anatomy and some are good at keeping up a more 'human' illusion and some aren't" in this fan continuity, and Mixmaster is NOT great at holding up the illusion. The movement of its face is off with their speech. He eats with their barrel instead of its mouth. Etc etc. And I figured more subtle arachnid features would help emphasize the feeling of "this guy does resemble a human in robot mode, but I can see he's an alien". People LOVE to use arachnid and insect imagery in their alien designs to invoke the very "alien" feeling, so I figured I'd do my own spin on it! So that's sort of my process with that unexpected choice!

And here's some art of him:

And that's some of my thoughts about my design process for those two! Thanks for asking :D !

#ask #transformers #transformers fanart #maccadam #frenzy #mixmaster #cassetticons #constructicons #decepticons #transformers fan continuity

[ganymedesclock]

The Sonic Series' kitchen sink elements are really... well, "kitchen sink" is a good way to put them. You got Shadow's backstory over here, characters stuck in particular eras or mediums, humans in some games but not others, etc, etc.

All that to ask this: how do you go about harmonizing the desperate elements of StH's various incarnations without doing what Frontiers did?

The short pithy funny answer is 'will it blend?'

The longer answer is. I think a lot of big long-running legacy franchises like Sonic, that have a zillion different branches and continuities and different this-and-thats that sometimes contradict each other and have about eighteen versions of the same story at any given time- think also most superhero media- are really, really fun to get into. People dread and fret if a particular incarnation is mediocre or too weird for their tastes, but I think the fun part of it is there's something worthwhile and interesting in almost all of these. Like I personally don't care for Sonic Chronicles very much at all, but I like Shade's visual design and I thought the alien designs were pretty neat, even if I don't think their lore fits well into the bigger Sonic universe and for the most part disregard them.

And there are zero consequences to me doing so! Basically, the franchise is your oyster. Take what you love and mix it up. This is why my personal longstanding Sonic AU has been what it is- it's not an exercise in me feeling like I'm "fixing the canon" because that's silly, it's not broken, but rather just making myself a fun smoothie out of the bits I really like.

It is so, so, so fun to me, to be in a world where stuff like Sonic Unleashed exists, that we can go, "yeah there was a whole game where Sonic was just a werewolf. yes he also had stretchy arms". The works both official and fannish that I've enjoyed the most tend to be ones that aren't afraid of being a little silly or digging into "worse" installments of the franchise to play with them.

I think it's very important that the Sonic series isn't afraid to be silly. At the end of the day it is a story about hedgehogs in running shoes fighting evil robot armies. This premise is never going to be stodgy and respectable and it doesn't need to be. It absolutely has it within itself to tell both serious and silly stories, and mix them together.

To also answer your question about reconciling, honestly, being willing to take a bunch of silly stuff from odd franchises and glue them together to make a more complete picture works wonders. Like, in pre-reboot archie comics- I'm talking back in the gag-a-day bizarre early stories- they just threw in a worldbuilding detail that Mobius has a colossal number of moons full of weird stuff; when the games have established Little Planet, Lost Hex, and Space Colony ARK as things floating around Mobius's general vicinity, taking that otherwise forgettable detail would line up a bunch of different things, and it lets me be cheeky about the thing where in the game canon, there's a blatant continuity error with the moon having a hole shot in it back in Adventure 2 and then in Shadow The Hedgehog, a game that heavily references the plot of Adventure 2, the full moon is very prominently featured.... with no missing chunk whatsoever. I can go, well, in my personal fanon, that's just a completely different moon!

#Sonic the Hedgehog #I firmly choose to interpret most media on a 'holy shit two cakes' model #I would rather mediocre and weird art exists than No Art in the same location #it's a lot easier to play with a lot of mediocre and/or weird stuff than it is to play with one or two Perfect Things that have nothing els #not that I do not respect art that has that kind of precision! #but it's a very different kind of fun to have #this franchise is a sandbox and I have brought my buckets and shovels and those fun little castle-shaped molds

[sketch-pencilpoint]

Little robots: the little city

S1 E3: the little city part 3

Summary: Now in haybaile, the other robots have a lot to do and learn if they want to live in this little city. Not to mention, new lifestyle changes, new homes (aside from the ones they took with them) and even building careers.

*it took a while, but eventually, all of the little robots were now in the small town of haybaile. Tiny was so excited to show all of his friends this exciting new place. As gadget takes noted on who wants what transported (if they decide to stay, that is), tiny begins to act as a tour guide for the other little robots. It took until sundown, but eventually, even stretchy was convinced. They were going to move to haybaile to see what this new life would bring. Of course, there's a few things they would need to know first. So once they robots get settled into their temporary homes, tiny gets to teaching

Tiny: So! The first thing you need to know is how to read! Here they have written communication to help convey information and to send messages at long distances with ease.

*sporty raises his hand

Tiny: Sporty?

Sporty: How do they do that?

Tiny: they have these things called 'phones' and this thing called the 'internet'. These phones can be used to send either audio calls or written texts and messages to communicate information easily.

Everyone: *murmers and chatter about how ingenious that is*

Tiny: and as you can see *he flips his board, now showing diagrams of currency and how it/jobs work* here they also have this thing called 'bot coin'. It's used to get things and services like help building things

*Once again, everyone mutters in wonder over the amazing advances of these robots

*Meanwhile, Gadget and some of the other residents in haybaile are busy moving the desired belongings of the little robots. In order, tiny (and to an extent messy) spoke with the mayor, and the nut and bolt tree will replace the broken statue in the middle of town. Sporty only wanted his sports equipment kept, alongside his hoop, trampoline, and treadmill. Stretchy predictably wanted his junk and junk shoot moved (they found a way to ensure it still gave him regular deliveries). Rusty only wanted her furniture and decor. Stripey decided to keep only his garden and all of his flowers. Noisy at first wanted to only move her instruments, but when she really wanted to keep her plinky plonky stairs, she just had the whole house moved. Spotty, similarly, had her whole house moved. If she didn't have to have her first lesson in literacy, she would have supervised. Scary wanted to move his props, costumes, mirror and, his pride and joy, the ghost train. And the sparkies only were able to keep their roller planks and roll alongs. Plus, the sparky mobiles. All this while our little robots were learning how to read.

*a few days later

*now that the robots have settled in, a lot has happened. Let's start with tiny and make our way from there. Once settled, tiny began wondering what kind of job he'd pursue. That's when gadget comes over to his new home.

Gadget: hey tiny. You have a minute

Tiny: of course! What's the problem

Gadget: no problem... but the mayor wanted me to give you this

*he hands over a piece of paper. Despite only being here for a few days, tiny is already literate (to an extent)

Tiny: this... is an invitation to medical school...

Gadget: Yeah. Lightbot spoke to your friends and learnt that you fixed them when they broke, so he decided to offer for you to train to get an official medical licence. You see... we have a lack of a proper doctor at our local medical centre. Plus, the nearest hospital is a long way away for those who need some quick but not complicated fixes. So he wanted to know if you wanted to go to med school and become our new doctor.

Tiny: I'd... be honoured

*Meanwhile, noisy is being... herself. As she belts with all of her heart, she fails to notice that the crowd around her are just... annoyed at her racket. If you couldn't guess, she's singing her very noisy song. Still, she remains unaware, for now. But this scene will be important for later.

* Back to a more quiet area, we go to the diner. Run by a robot known as Mr. Diner. It's unknown if that was a coincidence, or he renamed himself when he wanted to run the diner. Never the less, rusty walks through the doors of this place. As it happened, diner himself was visiting as he often does, this time to see his daughter, who worked there. As for her motivation, she was only looking. But instead

Diner: and who might you be?

Rusty (letting out some steam in surprise): o..oh! I'm... Rusty.. I'm new here and was, um, looking around.

Diner: well, you certainly are a new face. Say, you wouldn't happen to be looking for a job would you?

Rusty: oh, not exactly, but it would be nice.

Diner: Well, how about you come work here! A pretty face like yours would be great here. And at the very least it will be some good experience.

Rusty: you... would hire.. me? Oh I'd be honoured, sir!

Diner: Great. Meet me here tomorrow at 9 am sharp, and we can start your training to see if you'd do well here.

* Again, we move to someone else. This time stretchy. If you recall, haybaile has a large, mostly unused scrapyard. As you could expect, stretchy, with some advice and encouragement from the mayor, is opening a workshop and scrap selling/trading unit. Of course, however, spotty has to roll in as he's trying to build up one of the main walls.

Spotty (spends a second dusting herself before speaking): stretchy! How good to run into..

Stretchy: Spotty, I'll be blunt, I have not moved from this area in an hour. You came up to me.

Spotty (now flustered): So.. so what if I did. I.. I.. oh, I just wanted to see you. I was.. I was visiting everyone to see how they were doing, yes.

Stretchy: Are you now? Well can't you see I'm trying to work on my soon to be shop?

Spotty: so you are. You are a clever bot aren't you?

Stretchy (with a hint of suspicion): I am... don't you have someone else to bother?

Spotty (taken aback) well I.. no I.. you're the last robot that was on my list, yes. So you were the last of my friends I had visited.

*stretchy groans. He's not falling for whatever spotty is trying to accomplish. But as she dribbles on and he continues building, he can't help but wonder what those motivations are.

*that evening

As the sun slowly set, something tiny was now getting used to, he and messy sit in front of the new resting place of the nut and bolt tree. Despite everything, he still loved his old home. He and his friends had worked together to make it. They have lived there for so long, it feels weird to have left. But in the end, this place is better. Right..

* Gadget notices tiny sitting with his dog messy, and even he can tell that tiny is upset. There are no words to be said, though. All he does is sit down on the other side of tiny, to offer his support. This continues. First rusty, who at first wanted to tell tiny about her job offer. Then sporty, who was following rusty to ask for some advice on getting a job. Then scary, who wanted tiny to help convince the mayor to let him keep his ghost train. Then noisy, who was only walking by but decided to join her friends. Then the sparkies, who wanted tinys help fixing their roll alongs. Then stripy, who was having a nice walk. Even mayor lightbot, who was looking for gadget but found this more important. Then spotty. But before she reached tiny, she noticed stretchy rolling towards the crowd of his friends. Being spotty, she assumes he wants to see her, so she waddles up to him

Spotty: Oh, stretchy, look. All of our friends are huddled up together. How about we go for a little walk together to take our minds of things, hm?

* At this point, stretchy was annoyed. He wanted to join his friends. He could tell what they were doing at this point. So he decided to do something. Something that ruined the illusion that this series is for the same demographic. A single action that causes this thing to become only for adults. Better here than now. What he did was say a simple phrase towards his least favourite robot before joining all of the others. And this was...

Stretchy: fuck off, spotty

#sketch's scribbles #sketch's fanfic? #little robots #little robots: the little city #lrau

[ohfallingdisco]

all of ur wips look so cool!! I’d love to hear more about dead fanta, dustin

ahh thank you!! i hope they are lol

here’s the opening for dfd:

Mike’s campaign was meant to honor the friends they lost in the war. 

Not that they died in Mike’s story, of course—nothing to stir up bad memories while playing through a cathartic campaign—but it was meant to symbolize, in summary, that even though they were growing up now, they were still the Party members they had been before it all started. The plot was woven around memories and details they had gotten together and shared, over smiling and tears, a few months ago at the birth of the idea. There were lots of cats, to honor Mews, a hero who lived to honor the agent who protected them in California…vulnerable things, while being solid and untouchable in the realm of fantasy. 

And not a single person was allowed to mention Vecna. 

Logically, it should be a very good game. Logistically, even. It was going to go great. So why was Will hovering at the top of his basement stairs the night before it started, looking smaller than he had been in years, almost sick with nerves? 

They had just talked to each other over walkies that morning. Nothing too serious could have happened, right? 

Nothing…bad? 

And so Mike watched Will with a lump in his throat, as Will descended the steps with Mike’s heart in his hands. 

He swore that if they were about to need to kill Henry again, then…then he didn’t want to be a part of it. That pathetic bastard had taken enough from them all as it was. 

Mike held his breath and studied Will as he finally reached the bottom of the stairs. He looked a little calmer now, which was good—but still freaked out, which was not. 

“Hi,” Mike greeted, but it came out too quiet. He cleared his throat, and his friend’s wide eyes darted up to his. 

He winced. Whoops. 

Will gave a soft smile back, only kind of strained. “Mike,” he returned, voice gentle and assured, and…well, Mike could address the way it made his stomach flutter later. 

He set down the notebook he had been using to scribble last-minute details about the campaign. “Is everything okay?” he asked, and then kicked himself. “Not that—not that you’re not always welcome here. In my house. Or—with me, or.” 

“Mike,” Will huffed happily, the corners of his lips quirking up into a tiny smile. “Everything’s fine. But, um. Thanks, I guess.” 

…Success. 

Mike thought his smile back was maybe kind of dopey, but he was fine with that. Will deserved to know that people cared about him. 

—

AND because i like this one, some from the first scene with Dustin’s pov:

Yeah, yeah. Dustin had been home alone bllions of times before. 

From when he was little and his dad died, to recent years, like Dart or the robots after camp, he was used to filling odd silence and stretchy quiets. It had become a part of his home, by now, when Mom was at work. You could even say he liked it, sometimes. It gave him space to move around. 

But despite all the years he had gotten used to staying home alone, there were some things he never got used to. Branches scraping the window. People talking outside, the cat’s random screeches, his friends showing up at weird hours to bug him. 

But…those footsteps crunching his grass right now were not from anyone in the Party. Will and El never made a sound when they walked, Lucas and Steve were more of a saunter, and Mike and Max were quick and purposeful. 

Damn it, Dustin knew his friends. And right now, he also knew he was in danger. 

He couldn’t risk looking out the window. Or going back to his room, because he had left the blinds open in the kitchen. 

And it was almost midnight. How, and why were there strangers at his house, at almost midnight, on the one night his mom happened to be in the hospital? She’d sprained her foot and been forced to stay one night. She couldn’t help it. And as far as she knew, Dustin was staying at Steve's tonight—dammit, he should’ve just gone through with it. 

It couldn’t have been that humiliating, for long.

Definitely not more than getting murdered over the one twelve-hour stretch he was supposed to be taking care of himself. 

Dustin sighed, muffling the breath with a palm.

What the actual, ever-loving—?

A quiet clatter from his room. 

Oh. 

Oh, shit. 

The cat. He forgot the cat was out, sleeping on his bed. No one left their cat out unsupervised when they were going to sleep, or at least not where they wouldn’t be able to reach them quickly and fix any problems made in the middle of the night. 

But there was a really big problem with going to his room right now: he’d have to pass through the kitchen. 

Where the window was open. And the dangerous strangers could see right in. What would they even do to a seventeen-year-old kid home alone overnight? How would they do it? Would he be taken to a lab, same as El, except without the potential of superpowers to keep him alive? Passed off as dead, like Will? Brutally psychically targeted—like Max? 

Just as he’d thought all that shit was over… 

A quiet click behind him, and a walkie-talkie stirring to life crackled through the closed window. Better quality than the Party’s, so. Someone official. 

His heart was pounding. He wasn’t ready to die. His friends were all still here and he was supposed to get married to Suzie eventually, and his mom— 

“…target,” the walkie-talkie said. 

He was trying so hard not to panic. 

—

so, hope you like it!! <33 the first chapter of this one pretty much just needs to be edited all together i think (and i owe the huuugest thanks to @wheelersboy for helping with beta-ing grammar etc. and accidentally helping me remember my original plan lol)

#cool people #byler fic #byler wip #byler

[fecto-forgo]

top 5 robot characters

ok brain do noooot fail me now lets recall some cool robots.also ive decided to rate them on both how much i like them n how interesting i find the usage of them being robots.tho apology before hand it seems two robots who r only those in quotes due to technicalities made their way in

5.five pebbles (rain world)

ok so i love pebbles V dearly.character i heavily sympathize w, frankly one of my only favorites who actually expresses regret over doing bad things.that being said.hes.hes a giant computer im only letting him in here bc the iterator puppets border on being robots, n i think the way theyre used is cool! its a rly neat way of making iterators able to communicate w the player n the way theyre kinda puppeteered around by that giant arm is rly cool.but again barely counts.thin ice buddy.if anything moons a bit cooler bc she lost most of the computer part yeah actually pretend shes in the title of the entry too my girl deserves it.she put up w sm.

4.susie (kirby)

susie.is a weird case where.idk man we just dont know! shes a robot *to me* but ive seen ppl treat her like a cyborg some other mechanical being or straight up just some fucked up looking alien.n theres not a lot of robot thingies going on w her either.this always disappointed me a bit so its my lifes work to make my susie gijinka as explicitly a robot as possible.that being said still got no explanation for how she eats.shes just superior ig

3.metatton (undertale)

the trans allegory w how his body was made perfect for him n he loves it is rly cool but its been literally nearly a decade since my undertale phase so i sadly have lost a lot of my attachment, hes a rly entertaining character n all of his designs r rly good (someone saying they were struggling w beating his boss bc they were scared of their mom walking in on them fighting him n having to explain why the robot has such sexy legs lives in my head rent free) (also neo deserved better?? im still mad toby made it a fake out comedic fight </3)

2.gir (invader zim)

i have to obligatorily bring up gir bc.cmon this is a 2000s scene girl blog.he just has such a cute little design n bc its a cartoon its all squishy n stretchy n its so fun.that being said.idk i just dont have a lot of robot centered points to give him hes just a nifty little man made out of rubber metal

honorable mention:metal sonic (sonic)

i cant go without reminding everyone my boy exists.cmon its metal sonic.tragic guy ever.trapped in a narrative in a cell of capitalism bc any development to him would change too much from the status quo.i love him.his design is so fun its such a neat way to make a robotic sonic.his counterparts like chaos n shard n all the other robot sonic models all got cool points too ! great guy

1.cyn (murder drones)

ik ik i just bought her up i have her in my icon i kin her this is a safe blog for painfully biased ppl.but the reason cyn of all the drones wins number one spot for me is bc of how she moves n talks ! being a zombie drone she doesnt seem to function properly, shes constantly fixing her head from falling over n walking around a bit cowered n generally seems her movements dont flow naturally, she announces her actions while doing them (likely bc of some error from the zombie thing just making her naturally do that) n fully borrows her voice from the absolute solver (likely bc of some issue w her own) n generally the fact shes a robot that accidentally rebooted after being discarded n is clearly not running as intended is rly visible n i love it !!! i love robot characters whose roboticism is extremely relevant to their whole character instead of just being a quirky design thing.n ofc this all also resembles how puppets move which is such a fun double meaning thing to how shes the absolute solvers first host

#ask

[moonlight-starlight-lady01]

Hi. I dont know if requests are open but can you do randy cunningham x reader Who is bully in the school but the only person who she isnt bulliying is randy. It can be gender netural.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love this one! Thank you. This is going to be a Victorias tv show moment. (You know how Beck and Jade are a couple? That’s what you guys are basically)  Masterlist

When you walked around with your friend group bullying people left and right. Heidi Weinerman was your best friend and she would always make fun of her brother's friend. Randy cunningham. You had a little bit of a crush on him. You one time found Heidi pushing Randy away from the  popular table at lunch. You just sat there looking at him with a slight frown refusing to blush. 

Looking at the last pizza slice in the cafeteria you were gonna grab it, someone's hand wrapped around yours. 

“Woops, sorry did you want this slice?” A familiar voice rang through your ears as you looked up. Randy Cunningham, and he was smiling at you. “I’ll let you have it. If you don’t want it?” 

“You can have it.” You whispered quietly, looking away blushing slightly.

“What was that?” He asked, confused.

“I said you could have it!” You yelled in his face. Your face was now red from being flustered, not used to being nice and giving away things. Even though it wasn’t yours. 

“Uh, wow ok thanks!” Randy said, walking over to howard. That was the only beginning of you not being a bully to Randy Cunningham. 

—

Walking across the street you just got some of your favorite food,  McFistios. Then you suddenly hear bloody murder screams and a giant growl. Looking behind you, you saw an animal robotic creature.  It looked like a bear, and it was charging at you running full speed. You were so scared, scratch that, you were terrified. That was until you got picked up by someone and hoisted in bridal style. 

Hearing the wind whooshing and slicing at the shells of your ears you didn’t even realize what was happening. Clutching on black soft stretchy fabric you smelled something familiar. Cologne maybe? It was like it was tugging on the back of your brain. The way the ninja was caring you felt like he was uncomfortable, stiff even. Landing on top of the roof you were still clutched to the ninja, like he was your only life source. 

“Uh, you can let go now.” The ninja said kind of awkwardly. That voice… sounded kind of like… Randy cunningham!

“Randy?” You asked suspiciously, then let go of him immediately. 

“Umm- I’m not RANDY? I mean who even is he?- Like I would never be someone named Randy, hehe, smoke bomb!” The ninja said, then struck his famous last words, with red smoke covering your vision, and other senses. 

—

“Is it true you got saved by the ninja!” one of the unpopular kids asked. 

“Yes, and now go away you freaks!” You said pushing past the group swarming you. Walking across the cafeteria you arrived at the ‘popular’ table and sat down.  Mcfists step-son, Bash smirked at you and said:

“You know you can just admit it.”

“Admit what?” You asked clenching and unclenching your jaw.

“You figured out who the ninja is.” 

“What! Bash shut your trap! I did not!” You yelled and shoved a spoonful of green jello into your mouth. 

–

“You know Howard, I might just tell her.” Randy said, staring at you from a distance.

“What the cheese cunningham!? Tell the famous popular girl bully about your big ninja o'clock secret!”  Howard said, waving his hands in a dramatic motion. 

“I know, but she already figured it out, Howard.” Randy said, still staring at you from afar.   

“Fine but don’t say I didn’t tell you so when I clearly did.” Howard said realizing he was never gonna win this.

—

You were in class when you got a note that read:

—

Opening the door that led to the roof you found the ninja leaning against the wall of the school. 

“Um, hi? Why are you here ninja? I'm supposed to meet someone.” You said still having the note in your hands. 

“Listen Y/n, you already know who I am.” The ninja walked toward you. Putting his hands behind his head he started pulling off his mask. Finally seeing the results of him pulling off his mask made his true form show.

“RANDY!?!?” You gasped. 

—

Let's say you both are happy. Even though things can go a little out of hand.

Like Randy apologizing for your rudeness all of the time. Or sometimes having to pull you away from an argument and take you to the park for a cool time.

Cuddling is a must. It helps with your bullying. Wearing his shirts while cuddling is a good way for you to cool down too. 

You love Randy’s scent, it makes you calm. 

Ooh, when you need a lift somewhere just get on the Randy express guys! Even in his ninja suit he carries you in bridal style and takes you wherever you go.

Sometimes he gets distracted with work, and the nomicon too but he still loves you with all of his heart. Even if you bully people.

#Randy cunningham x reader #rc9gn #rc9gn nomicon #x reader #howard weinerman

[hazbincalifornia]

Fizz goes into labor as Striker is threatening him at the end of the new episode and Blitzo is the only one around to help him have the baby :3

Ao3 link

There were not enough 'fucks' in the world to describe the sheer measure of how deeply, truly fucked they were right now.

Striker's brains were splattered over the junk piled behind them, but they had a much bigger problem splattered all over the upholstery of the car that didn't start because some fucker had snitched the engine. They'd taken Blitz's phone and crushed it before tying him up, and they'd probably taken Fizz's to do the ransom.

"Fuck, are you o-"

"What the fuck do you think?" Fizz hissed out, stomach rolling and fingers on his one working arm shredding through the seat below him. They'd settled in the back with a blanket that might have had piss on it at some point.

"Okay, just- deep breaths, okay?" Blitz sucked in one himself. Breathe. He'd handled bones shoved through skin, both his own and on others, he'd handled a half of dozen people fucking him in a Gluttony orgy, he could handle something shoving its way out of his former (and possibly renewed?) best friend. He stuffed stuff into tight holes all the time, the reverse couldn't be that bad, right?

(He had no idea if the dried black splotches on the seat were oil or blood and he suddenly didn't want to know.)

Fizz seemed to be trying to hide his pain at first, but the whimpers grew in volume before tears started rolling down his cheeks. Blitz rummaged around in the glove compartment and tossed Fizz a bottle of painkillers to dry-swallow a few. They were about six months expired, but it's not like it was going to make things that much worse.

"Alright, you've got this. You said he's got a kaiju cock, right? Then you can push this shit out if you ever fit him in, you're stretchy as shit now."

Fizz actually snickered a little at that, even as sweat rolled down the side of his head and breath left his mouth in heavy pants as his stomach shifted lower. There was more fluid leaking from between his legs. It was dark gray. Blitz really, really hoped it was supposed to look like that.

Fizz pushed and moaned and pushed again.

There was movement outside the car. Blitz curled himself over Fizz, gaze darting around with his gun out. What if someone had survived the collapse? What if whoever grabbed the engine came back? What if, what if, what if, what if he couldn't protect him this time when he fucked it up so, so bad the first time? (It was an animal. This time, at least. They might not be so lucky if there was another.)

Fizz's breath was rattly, and Blitz set the gun on the cupholder beside him, resting sweaty hands on legs so hot they practically burnt the burns on his palms through his gloves. He'd never really thought about how hot robotics could get when working, even if all these were doing was trembling as they lay splayed apart. That might not be a good sign.

Greed always smelled like metal and grease and blood and smoke, and the scent wafting through the window was all that and more, entangling with sweat and tears as Fizz nearly cracked his palm while he tried to talk him through each movement, all rolling together way, way too fast and way, way too slowly at the same time.

Bit by bit, minute by minute and hour by hour, Fizz's stomach shifted.

"Just keep pushing, you've gotta be almost there. I know that fucker looked huge, but you're bigger than they are, that's gotta count for something."

"I w-want Ozzie..."

"Yeah, I want him too. Looked like he'd be my type if he wasn't taken, and probably knows more about this shit. Just listen to the sound of my voice, okay? I think I see something."

Fizz's strength was clearly flagging, but that reinvigorated him.

"Really?"

"Yep, it's kinda purple-ish, sure looks like a head."

Fizz gritted his teeth and bore down, legs shaking even more and metal heels digging into the seat as the thing inside of him nudged closer to the flickering, toxic-green light. After a few moments, he slumped back, tongue lolling out and panting.

"F-fuck..." He swallowed. "I've been carrying the sucker around for ages, and I want to see 'em so bad, b-but-"

"Hey, hey, no buts." Blitz was about to press a hand to his mouth, but he realized that it was spotted with blood and snatched it back. Fizz didn't seem to notice. "You're gonna, okay? You're gonna squeeze 'em out the rest of the way, then you're gonna start bawling like a baby out of daddy love, then we're gonna find a way to get you back to wherever the fuck you live now."

"Ozzie's place."

"Really, you live at the club?"

"He has a palace, you idiot." Still, the little bit of banter twitched up a smile on Fizz's face before it fell as he started pushing again, legs apart and body trembling from the overexertion.

The sky was starting to lighten. Somebody could find them.

"You're doing good, you're doing real good, just a few more, c'mon..." Blitz tried to soothe, tightening his hands so they wouldn't jitter so much. Fizz needed him, Fizz needed him, Fizz needed him. He wasn't fucking this up again. He was not fucking this up again.

A cry broke through the humid air, and twin sighs followed it as Fizz slumped back and Blitz gingerly pulled the baby upwards. It was soaked in slime and had tiny feathers next to a pair of nubby horns, luckily too small to cause any kind of damage that the head hadn't done already. Blitz tried to wipe it off on his coat (it was stained already, blood and smoke and trash slime and Satan knew what else, but it was the best he could do) and offered it to Fizz, and Fizz's eyes watered as he offered a finger that they wrapped their tiny hand around.

"H-hey, little guy. You sure know how to make an entrance, huh?"

"They take after their daddy."

Blitz wiped his hand off on the back of the seat as best as he could before brushing some of the slime away from their feathery head, and Fizz nuzzled a chubby little cheek, making a soft purring noise as he did.

Somewhere outside, a fire crackled and a person screamed, but in here, it was hot and bloody and sweaty and they'd survived.

#shadow writes stuff #daddy fizz #helluva mpreg #asks #anonymous #hb

[nin-jay-go]

LIVEBLOGGING!

omg ras at shadow dojo....

"sora and jordana's unreciprocated kismesitude"

confirmed catboy can see in the dark

INTRO FUCKS WHOA

oh shit the mechanic's back as... doc oc?

OMG RIYU GREW UPPPPPPPPP

FUGIDOVE?????? HELLO??

THE SPONSORSHPI VIDEO SOBBINGGGG

"riyu cinder noxtide guardian" "yea"

lloyd?????? buddy??????

oh boy he's so sleep deprived

oh no zane passed on his prophetic visions to lloyd

HES SO SHINY WHY IS SO SHINY

the whost

i love kreel

ok WHY does riyu have eyebrows. thats not good.

HE DO A BIG STRETCHY

hi cinder.

oh his voice is familiar OH ITS ACRONIX

EUPHRASIA!!!

WHYYYYY ARE THE DESTINY QUILLS (sticks) NOT WORKING

omg destiny she/her

PERCIVAL TARTIGRADEEEEEE

I LOVE THIS SERPENTINE GIRL. SHES SO FUNNY

shatters the goodness inside you....

HEY THIS BETTER NOT HAVE HIT JAY. HEY. HEY HOLD ON.

this language looks EVIL

THE WORMS ARE BACK THE WORMSSSSS YESSSSS

the forbidden five????? hello???????????

DESTINY IS A TWITCH MOD

OH NO LLOYD IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK

DID CINDER JUST BREAK HER LEG. HOLY SHIT

GODDDDDD SAM VINCENT'S ACTING THIS SEASON IS SO GOOD.

UHM????? DRAGON FAIRIES THAT DELIVER VISIONS????

OH THEYRE TALKING TO HIM

elemental master of SPEEEEEN

yep totally expected wyldfyre stowed away

oh no magical darkness. MAGICAL darkness. DREAM DARKNESS.

oh i like the yellow robes on wu

NO NO NO NO JAY........ NOOOO.............

SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH SHE WAS ABLE TO BREAK OUT

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

"the wasting????"

"the real jay could never forget me" cue both of us screaming

GEOOOOOO

THERE IS NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION

COLE IS THE CHEF????????????????? NO.

arin autism moment

GOOD JOB SPORT KJSHFKJKSFDHSJD

those dragons sure can master

papa's home!

oh thats actually fun, rontu is voiced by rarity's singing voice :0

oh my god the dragons are rising

THE BORDER IS GONE!!! THE FORGOTTEN GUYS CAN LEAVE!

family roadtripppppp

THEYRE HOMEEEEEEEEEE AUAUAAUUAUAUUA

I NEED THAT FROHICKY PLUSHIE

the wuorb!

BONZLE??? HUH?????

"ive rehearsed this" bonzle i love you

oh i LOVE these cagehead designs

SQUEEEE

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

SOBBINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AUAUUAUAUA

REALM #16 BABEYYYYY

RAS PROPHETIC VISIONS?

ARE THEY GOING TO FUCKING FORCE POSSESSION ON THOSE MONKS?????? WHAT

you lost track of the children guys

"the children are drift compatible!"

mysterium better not fuck up my magic headcanons

SIBLING BEYBLADESSSSS

well good thing none of these guys need to breathe

OH MY GOD EGALT'S EYE D:

oh no. gladiatorial combat.

DORAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh hey the nonbinary person's back

oh this place is PRETTY

i miss jay.

boys will be boys!

GANDALARIA... I LOVE HER

fugitives from madness is the coolest title ever

....oh... the wasting....

bonzle trans :D

ADMINISTRATION

OUHGOOFHDUFGUDFODUFGHGODU BABY KAI AND NYA. SO LITTLE. SO TINYSMALL

link... the blood moon is here... be careful.

UHM? GET TURNED TO STONE?????

ROBOT MICROAGGRESSION.

the only way to beat madness is to play by its rules!

JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY VILLAIN JAY FUCKED UP AND EVIL JAY HOLY SHIT IM GONNA AOHAIUQDGFJKHDFKJHGDKJFHGDFK

JAY. HONEY. he SO does not wanna be here

he hasn't told anyone he can lightning power.....

MY ROBITTTTTTTT THEY KILT HIM

and jay remains unseen forever. his grand reveal is Coming

RIYU FLIES NOW :DDDDD

the poor bounty. she dies so much.

THE BOUNTYYYYYY

if bonezle wasn't claustrophobic before, she sure is now

omg baby ras :00000

EUPHRASIA FUCKING DIES??????

NETHERSPACE???? THE FUCKING NETHER?????? FROM MINECRAFT???????

MIMIC!!!!!!

janet..... who is janet.... is it gandalaria's ex

ok i do not like the fact that they just put on the wolf costumes

ok there must SOME kind of supernatural shit healing that leg of wyldfyre's. that's FAST

KJHSFKJHSJDKH MAGIC MISHAPS :) MY FAVORITE :)

KJHSFJSDKGFHKJSDFKSJDH HE TURNED INTO A PUPPY

PICKS YOU UP

ok my friend just coined gandalaria x laroe. i'm calling it scimagicshipping.

HELLO????????? THE FUCKING MC ESCHER LABYRINTH??????

arin my silly billy

WHO IS YOUR MASTER RAS??????

i took a break here and my gandalaria brainrot is infecting me. i love her so much

OH MY GOD ARIN'S PARENTS ah its a hallucination

oh no. the gong. they have the masks on oh no oh fuck

oh thank god wyldfyre hates the masks

NOOOOOO BONZLE

RAS' EAR POPPING UP SO CUTEEEEEE

LIKE THE FIREBREATHING DRAGONS WE ARE IM GONNA CRYY

raine must be jumping for joy at all this cinder content

KAI?????????

OH HE"S GETTING FUCKING FORCEPOSSESSED

OH NOOOOOOO

KAI FUCKING DIES

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

KAI'S CORPSE ERA RETURNS

zane is always getting shit done to him

NYAAAAAAAAA

lloyd's VISIONS AGAIN

HE'S IN A FUCKING LOCATION. OH GOD HE'S IN THE MC ESCHER UNIVERSE

GET PUNCHED RAS

KAIS FUCKING STUCK IN THE MC ESCHER UNIVERSE

UH??????????????

IT ALL JUST FUCKING VANISHED????????

ok this guy is immediately pathetic

JORDANA????????

TOURNAMENT OF THE SOURCES???????

oh my god nya is now the remaining sibling :( reverse seabound

oh thank god bonzle and kai are together, they're not alone

ninja never quit :)

HEY THE OTHER FOUR ARE THERE. THEY'RE THERE.

WELL. THATS SURE A P1 SEASON

#jay.error #dragons rising spoilers

[dowhatteverer]

Finished all of the main characters in my Remnant City AU designs!

Decided to have their main colors as their backgrounds because they wear a lot of black and I didn't want them to get lost when you click on them for higher quality.

I don't have much to say about Ruby's design because I agonized over it for a while before finally getting something I liked. I know this kind of goes against her gothic lolita style, but I think the rolled up jacket with the dress's long sleeves combined with her skinny jeans kind of sells how young she is compared to everyone else. It makes her look more like a teen.

I changed my initial design for Weiss into something I can see myself drawing over and over again. Definitely took some inspiration from @sytokun 's original design for her early on in his own AU. I also decided to give her her slight gradient back. I didn't change Weiss's wedges because I think they communicate her higher status and maybe something she will need to change to better herself in combat later on. I also gave her wedges kind of a flap to them so it's easier to focus on the red on her shoes.

I already made a post about how I changed Blake's design to be more inspired by a jacket I own that's styled like a leather jacket but is made of stretchy material. I also changed her heels to converse esc sneakers because I think their more practical for fighting. Also, yellow accents for her eyes and to give Yang an in to the team.

I love Yang's hunter outfit and I just wanted to add more Chinese elements to it. I have her in this pose because I love Yang being a fun mix between a hot and she knows it party girl and a tear shit up biker with kind of a tomboy streak. It reminded me of women I've met in real life.

Penny's outfit is more inspired by her volume 7 and 8 outfit but I did a slight redesign on her legs to make them easier to draw. I know she's supposed to keep her robot status a secret, but her robot legs are just so fun to draw that I kind of had to use the rule of cool on this. She'll just tell people their high quality prosthetics her dad made for her. I gave her the orange bob hair she had at the beginning of the series because it's super cute, though in the future I plan to draw it with more curly/kinky elements because even though I love her hair, I do have problems with how the show refuses to use hair textures that black people have.

Initially Qrow was just supposed to have his first design from the show, but then I decided to give him mostly red and black coloring to tie him more to Ruby and to contrast with Ironwood's blue and white. It also might be time to mention that crooked crosses are considered good luck in Remnant and that's why Qrow and Ruby wear them and why crosses seem to exist at all in a world where Christianity doesn't exist.

I pretty much didn't change anything about Ironwood's design that I already did for him because I like it so much. It's interesting to see how I just changed it little by little. First he had a long great coat, then I made it shorter, then I had baggy blue pants, then baggy saturated pants, then no bagginess. I absolutely had to keep the one glove because it was a part of his design I really liked in his first design.

And that's pretty much it for everyone. I might make some winter outfits for them since it's getting pretty close to snowing where I am. Also I have the best idea for Yang's winter outfit already and I'd like to draw it.

#remnant city au #slightly #rwde #james ironwood #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #qrow branwen #penny poledina

[fitzfunnymoments]

I'm trying to sleep but basically I just found out Stretchy's american dub actor does audio book narration now and I listened to a clip of one and it's so scary american Stretchy is reading to me 🤯🤯🤯

#fitz's cursed thoughts #little robots #GOD it's so funny though #like looking on imdb he's in all these serious edgy scifi and fantasy things #but then it's like. Stretchy from Little Robots :] #now I'm like. if I evwr meet this guy somehow how do i tell him the one role I know him for is an obscure mostly lost dub lol #btw I forgot to mention but I was dealing with really bad dizziness but as soon as I listened tk the clip it went away

[fightclubgayporn]

do you have anything like a doc of information abt sdau? i think it looks really interesting and id love to know more about it + the characters :D

OH ANON YOURE SO SWEET. tbqh i should make one. but context is it was made as a collaborative effort between me and my friends like. 2.5 years ago so its not just my baby. but i really do want to get like. the basics at LEAST down so that people understand the vague plot/vibes.

tl;dr? a bunch of superpowered young adults are just so bad at having interpersonal relationships (more detailed but still basic vers under the cut)

(ps: ive written some stuff about these guys! a lot of its on my ao3, noalarmz! fair warning some of it sucks. i also wrote rubbing alcohol for a creative writing project, and i think it fucks. alcoholism tw)

the characters: (ica)rus: has wings that can burst into flame, but its not like something he can. turn off. so its basically a self-destruct button. strict moral compass, wants to stop vernon, acts as a kind of "hero" for the city. very self-destructive in their pursuit of justice, and overly self-sacrificial (vernon thinks he's selfish for this. it's a whole thing.) vernon valentine: has sound manipulation powers, also deer antlers. dead set on killing narrator and replacing her. very fucked up from his ex girlfriend (who they killed. um) and projects a lot of that + their need for control onto kan. basically he's a very awful toxic friend and also causes problems around the city to get narrator's attention narrator: a very, very old, near all powerful person, but nonetheless, she is still human. her power is complete matter manipulation, meaning she can regenerate her body, being functionally immortal. shes mega op, but she Isn't Actually a god (vernon thinks she is though) she has absorbed a intangible Presence into her mind known as Underscore, which is basically omniscience itself. it fucks her up a little bit. líf erling: a time traveler who travels non-linearly through narrator's timeline. they have a very tragic romance together, due to the fact that when underscore enters narrator's mind, she becomes aware of her own death, which puts um. a strain. on the relationship. kan komarov: he has telekinesis on any non-sentient objects, barring himself! he has. attachment issues. and latches onto vernon HARDSTYLE. is it platonic? is it romantic? is it sexual? you decide. he would basically do anything for them and is fully committed to his plan to kill narrator. kris(ten) clark: a childhood friend of kan's! her power is that she can create purple crystals from the palm of her hand but they do not have good control over it so. oops they did crystallize their friends arm once. which weighs on her. she really cares about kan, so is willing to tolerate vernon, but eventually they just cant take it anymore and leave. better at escaping the cycle than kan is printz o'harte: rus's closest friend. he has emotional telepathy, meaning he can sense everyone's emotions At All Times. which is um. a tad overwhelming. he builds robots to help rus. oops looks like kan has a crush on him (much less intense than his. Emotions for vernon but yk hes got a lil crush <3) he also has been in communication with narrator, because they understand the whole. my mind is loud all the time thing cato crux: she had electric powers! note the past tense because she is DEAD!! she's vernons aforementioned ex, and while they were together, they worked together, trying to take down narrator (kan is kind of her replacement) but uh. then narrator decided to contact cato. and cato realized that she wasnt a god. and vernon, feeling betrayed and hurt and angry, uh. killed her ass. sad! eve singh: stretchy limbs. childhood friends with kan and kris. she and kan were roommates for awhile, until kan met vernon and drifted away from her. she still resents him for this. cherry sinclair: childhood friends with eve, kan, and kris. they're the friend who lost their arm to kris. they dont blame her, but she sure blames herself. they have control over metal, which is helpful in making their own prosthetics.

oh man thats already so much. heres the basic plot beats though

rivalry between rus and vernon established, they clash

during a confrontation, kan becomes interested in printz

kris realizes how Awful her situation is, and that kan has begun to be terrible also, runs away

kan goes into a MAJOR DEPRESSION even more reliant on vernon now, his interest in printz increases cause he wants to replace kris

printz entertains this on rus's advice, so that he could collect information on vernon through kan. this works.

kan is heartbroken AGAIN. sad.

he goes into a manic episode and burns down his old elementary school (it was abandoned but still)

the climax. kan and kris reunite, he apologizes and starts to realize the hold vernon has on him (still loyal tho)

vernon thinks theyre being betrayed again and goes to attack kan

sensing this, printz stops him, giving rus a chance to swoop in snatch vernon into the air.

they decide to sacrifice themself, and his wings burst into flame, killing both himself and vernon.

somewhere in there, narrator also dies i forgot how i gotta ask eloise (she made narrator)

heres where the timeline diverges a little? but in the Good Ending kan and kris are able to heal from their fuckups and become normal friends again, and kan and printz are able to explore the idea of a relationship outside of the confines of their established roles

in the other, kan is so devestated from vernon's death that he starts hallucinating vernon's ghost, jake english/fight club style. this ghost convinces him to dig up vernon's corpse and, using some remnant of narrator, he brings them back to life. but yk. vernon is all fucked up now, dependent on kan and broken by the experience of death. eventually kan realizes that vernon a) was bad for him and b) is not the same vernon who came back and asks kris to. dispose of them. she happily obliges

BONUS SHIT:

if you ever saw me draw a pink haired guy w nice tits and his gamer girlboyfriend, that's aj (pink) and quinn (gamer) they're only vaguely canon to sdau and were originally escape room 2 ocs (yes, really)

in high school (pre transition) kan was a pretty popular youtube cosplayer named Kotdere (kot- from the russian word for cat and -dere from. dere tropes in anime) when he disappeared off the face of the internet there was a lot of confusion

during this time he had an online gf. that was quinn. quinn goes on to be like. the jerma of this universe and gets a hot of streamer boyfriend (aj)

eve gets a girlfriend, victoria! she made those like. true crime/unsolved mystery vids. eve helps her make one on "the disappearance of kotdere?? what REALLY happened"

narrator's story is really beautiful and crazy and i did not at ALL make it so def def def ask @/lovelyisthedawn about her <3

vernon/kan is evil yaoi and vernon/kris is evil yuri. you agree

some ship names (not necessarily rom just relationships)

vernon/kan: high and mighty kan/kris: rock kandy vernon/kris: punkrock printz/kan: palm to palm cato/vernon: tyrannicides narrator/líf: ragnarok probably missed some these are the ones i remember </3

#THAT WAS SUCH A LONG EXPLANATION AND ITS NOT EVEN EVERYTHING. #cause like. i have an obvious bias towards kan cause. hes the one i made #so theres more depth to the other characters cause. i am not their owner. #but this is a starter LOL #sdau #asks #fcgp writing #if i can rope my friends into a doc. that might happen

[101flavoursofweird]

I wanna see how Tony and Arianna reacted when they first saw Don paolo in the Professor adopts the Barde kids au 😭

Thank you for your interest in the ‘Layton adopts the Barde kids’ AU! And for asking about Don Paolo because his run-ins with the kids are always hilarious to write about.

A series of extracts from my fic about Tony and Arianna reacting to Don Paolo’s disguises (summary in bold)

Basically, Arianna holds a major grudge against Don Paolo (till the end of PL3, anyway), and Don Paolo inspires Tony to become a future master of disguise

Curious Village - Tony works out ‘Chelmey’ is wearing a mask and proceeds to rip the mask off with Luke…

“Admit it, Layton!” Chelmey spat. “You lot wanted to keep the Golden Apple so badly that you conspired to murder... What—?” 

Luke and Tony leapt at Chelmey’s face. 

“GEROFF...!” Chelmey tried to growl as the pair tugged at his cheeks and his chin.

Chelmey attempted to shake them off. Luke and Tony clung to his arms like limpets.

“Almost there...” Tony grunted. He started to peel away at Chelmey’s skin, which was all stretchy. Tony emitted a triumphant cry. “I knew it! It’s a mask—!” 

Chelmey’s ‘mask’ finally flew off. Enraged, he hurled Luke and and Tony across the parlour. The professor caught Luke. Tony landed on the settee next to the horrified Lady Dahlia. Arianna rushed to Tony’s side. 

“I’ve always despised you Layton,” the imposter growled. Everything about him was pointy; his dark brown hair, his moustache, and his nose... How had his face even fit under that mask? 

Tony gasped and repeated something he must have heard from Crow. “Who the hell are you?”

-

Diabolical Box - Arianna, upon discovering Don Paolo has disguised himself as Luke, loses it and throws a teacup at Don Paolo

As Don Paolo (Because of course it was Don Paolo!) discarded his Luke-disguise, Arianna’s dread was submerged by her rage. 

“YOU!” she yelled, her voice resonating around the hotel lobby. “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LUKE?” 

At first, Don Paolo didn’t even acknowledge Arianna. “Curse you, Layton!” he growled. “Curse you and that foppish hat of yours—!”

Arianna hurled the teacup at him. Don Paolo dodged the cup and it smashed against the staircase (much to the dismay of the hotel clerk). 

Turning to Arianna, Don Paolo pursed his lips. “Nice try, little missy!”

“WHERE’S LUKE?” 

“Oh, your boyfriend?” Don Paolo jabbed a vague thumb over his shoulder. “He’s back in Dropstone, probably chatting to some cows in that barn I left him in.” 

-

The Eternal Diva Prologue - In which Tony and Flora unmask Don Paolo again This is literally a scene from the fic. This is how short the scene is

There were several people suspected of silencing Big Ben’s bell...

Tony pointed at the old lady as soon as he saw her on the bridge. “Mask!”

“And that outfit...” Flora tutted. “It looks like something thrown together in five minutes—“

“LAYTON! YOU AND YOUR BRATS WILL PAY FOR THIS...!”

-

Lost Future - Arianna argues with Don Paolo about his motives for despising a local archaeology professor

It turned out Don Paolo had also disguised himself as a Future Dr. Schrader in hospital and Future Dean Delmona at the hotel…

“Tony wasn’t with you when you saw ‘Dr Schrader’,” Arianna realised. “And he didn’t see ‘Dean Delmona’ either— he was too busy playing with that toy car—“

“That kid has a great eye for detail,” Don Paolo snorted. “Shame he’s blind as a bat—“

“Shut up!” Arianna sniped at him. “Why are you even here? Don’t you have robots or boxes or— or bells to steal?”

#don paolo #arianna barde #Tony Barde #luke triton #ready now #Don Paolo - inspiring grudges and future career paths for kids everywhere #This thirty-something-year-old criminal mastermind will argue with teenagers #He is so pathetic #I love him #Ready Now #Answers #asks #thank you so much! #Luke develops a bit of a fear of Don Paolo after he gets kidnapped but Luke gets over it #Hard to be scared of Don Paolo when you’ve got CLIVE DOVE over there with his MECHA #I need to write one last scene with Don Paolo in the last chapter - thanks for reminding me #PL AU #Layton adopts the Barde kids AU #Also love writing protective Arianna - she’ll go feral if anyone hurts Luke #And Tony being an absolute gremlin #I wish I could draw so badly

[trixter-the-sxh-enthusiast]

So I watched the Amazing Digital Circus pilot. It was pretty good! Love the characters, the concept, the world, and the animation! So I decided to make some OCs. Hope you like them!

Benchel is the strongman of the Amazing Digital Circus. Before he put on the headset, he was just a guy who loved working out and staying active. One day he decided to put on a headset, assuming that would allow him to show off his gains in the digital world. Little did he know that he'd be transported to a wacky world with a new vintage toy robot form. Benchel is considered to be very self-confident and even a bit braggadocious. He is 32 years old.

Eazle is the artist of the circus. Before he joined, he made pieces of art for a living, paying for not only his lifestyle but also to help out his financially struggling parents on the verge of selling their house. Eventually, his dad finally got a job to financially support him and his wife and to stop his son from worrying about them too much. During a well-deserved day of rest, he stumbled across a rather interesting VR game, thus ending up in the Amazing Digital Circus as a smart drawing robot. Eazle is a creative and inquisitive soul who loves finding inspiration for his next art piece. He is 23 years old.

Strix is the contortionist of the Amazing Digital Circus. In his previous life, he was constantly changed by others to be what they wanted him to be, not allowing him to have a moment of self-expression or free will. This made him feel unsure of himself and his true abilities and emotions, always doubting himself and developing anxiety on the count that everyone who "loved" him would leave him should he let them down. Luckily, he had a secret room in his house where he could escape from the cruel, manipulative world with the help of TV and video games, mainly VR games. This was how he ended up in the circus as the form of a modified figure of Stretchy from Little Robots (his comfort show). Strix has been described by the other circus members as self-conscious and very nervous. He is 35 years old.

#🤖trix art🤖 #the amazing digital circus #tadc oc #robots #oc #oc art #my ocs #vintage #vintage robot #smart robot #little robots #tadc fanart #small art account #ibispaint art #lgbtq artist

[sketch-pencilpoint]

Little robots: the little city

S1E5: one big break

Summary: when messing around on their roller planks, sparky 1 gets badly injured. However, she and sparky 2 avoid going to the doctors based on rumors they have heard from other bots.

Extra note: since this is the first instalment where i didn't have an overarching plot in mind. So this is a short silly one before a slightly more serious part

*It had been a while since tiny had returned. Well, 3 days, but it was long enough for tiny to get accustomed to doctor life. He wasn't the kind of doctor that did anything to important like surgery or even prescriptions, but did do checkups, most fixes, and even breaks and internal repairs. Still, he had a lot to keep himself busy.

*he was well liked by the other robots, though. Mostly because of how patient and kind he was. He often chatted to his patients during checkups and even some fixes, and he loved helping others this way. Really, his life wasn't that much different as he was the only one who could fix the other robots.

*Meanwhile, the sparky twins are seen riding their roller planks. While they are called skateboards here, the sparkies still called them roller planks. It made them feel more personal to them. But that didn't change the fact that the two sparkies still would drive recklessly around their environment since they felt confident in their new home. This went fine before, and was indeed fun

Both: *cheering and laughing*

Sparky 1: Hey! Sparky 2! Check this move out!

* Sparky 2 stops on her plank and stands next to it as sparky 1 prepares to perform this supossed awesome move

Sparky 1: here I go! I'm gonna jump over this here ramp and *she falls of her roller plank, but her leg got caught on the ramp leading...

Sparky 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sparky 2 (as 1 continues screaming): SPARKY 1! WE NEED TO GET TO TINY! HE'LL FIX...

Sparky 1 (panting): nn...no. we... he's to busy now.. let's think of something else....

Sparky 2: but we can't go to a robot doctor, those guys are mean! Like a lot of robots have told us, remember?

* For some context, sparky 1 and 2 had been hanging out with some younger robots who hate doctors because it's become cool to hate medical professionals, apparently.

Sparky 1: yes... you're right... we'll have to wait for tiny to be able to help me. I mean, as if stretchy would help with...this

*therefore, the sparkies went home, deciding to wait for tiny to be done with work to see if he can fix sparky 1's leg. That was until that evening, where a friend who was not tiny came over

*stripy had decided to pay the sparkies a vist. It had been a while since they had seen each other one on one so he thought it would be nice to pop by after work. He knocked on the door and waited.

*inside the house, the sparkies jumped at the sound of the door. While they did text tiny and he does know to come over after work, he shouldn't be out this early. Sparky 2 was encouraged to awnser the door, of course reacting more surprised when being met by stripy.

Sparky 2: stripy! What a pleasant surprise.. i ..uh . This isn't...

Stripy: I'm just popping in (he walks into their home) and .. oh no! Whats happened to you sparky 1?

Sparky 1: o..oh. hi stripy. Just.. a simple roller plank injury. No.. biggie

Stripy: yes, it's a biggie. You're legs been ripped of, we need to get you to a doctor (he picks her up) come on, the local clinic should be able to fix this

Sparky 2: no wait! She can't do that! The doctor won't help, we need to wait for tiny and...

Spripy: why is that? The doctors will help you with this injury. It is there jobs after all. Come on, it's for the best. Do you want sparky 1 to be in pain for longer than she needs to be.

*As sparky 1 and 2 look at each other, they silently agree to let stripy take sparky 1 to the doctors office. Slowly shuffling to the office, he drops her of inside as everyone rushed to aid. Luckily they saved her leg as well. And what do you know, tiny was the one to attend to her.

*later

Sparky 1!' Cried sparky 2 as she almost knocked sparky 1 over in a tackle heart.

Tiny: careful sparky 2, she's still need to keep it easy to recover.

*no other words were said, only the silent sobs of reunited sisters and that of tiny only motioning for them to leave, as he leaves his shift as well. As they all walk to their respective homes, one conclusion was made, sometimes its what's best is what's hard.

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