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[hazbincalifornia]

Is it bad I wanna know blitzo pov when baby aster goes demon mode in utero, the feelings he feels. Not body horror I guess? But magic baby BS, it’s heavy and swirly and strong and his nice pants popped a button

It’s definitely a weird experience! It’s not quite like his stomach is suddenly full of twice as much baby even though the size looks like that- it’s heavier, but also a little more sloshy yet thick, like a mixture of really thick fog and soup with some harder bits that might be hands or feet or a head if you prod inwards. The first time it happened he definitely freaked out, wondering if something had gone wrong, but he adjusted after that and tries to roll with it.

He usually has to sit down or at least lean on something since it knocks him off balance. He does tend to tear or pop at least part of whatever clothes he’s wearing unless they’re stretchy.

The emotion-bleeding happens more during the process too and his head gets a tad fuzzy so he tries to stay calm since the baby thrashing at that size and while using powers around can be… unpleasant. It feels nice when they’re both happy though, and rubbing his stomach usually gets them ‘sharing’ his purrs.

#asks #anonymous #daddy blitzo #helluva mpreg

[hazbincalifornia]

What is Al's reaction to his wife's basketballs now sitting on his own chest

“I’ll be honest, I prefer the original version!”

#asks #anonymous

[hazbincalifornia]

Spell goes wrong and whoops alastor gets basketball sized tits!

Stellaluna pillows have been acquired!

#asks #anonymous #stellastor

[hazbincalifornia]

PNF she’s 16! Bit w/ Alastor and Hazel. But it’s a portal of tentacles opens up under the person and starts tearing at them or just drags them through

She just starts laughing right along with him as they're clawing at the concrete.

#asks #anonymous #hazel

[hazbincalifornia]

How do you think blitz and stolas would feel if stella did in fact become a vee

Horribly. Part of the reason they don't protest as strongly against Alastor is that she doesn't act much different with him after they start dating than she was before, but with this, she'd be very much remolding herself to fit the 'image', and is also making herself more ruthless and cutthroat in the process.

I can't really see it happening in any au where they're still around (or at least on good terms with her), because they'd find some way to stop her if they thought it was going too far.

#vees au #asks #anonymous #daddy blitzo

[hazbincalifornia]

For the vee's stella au what would her domain as a vee be?

I kinda figure she'd slip between being 'sidekick' for all three of the others- a spokesperson for Vox, a model for Velvette, and an actress for Val. (Original post on that here.)

Her 'thing' outside of being an assassin is 'acting', gossip, and blackmail- not particularly unique compared to the others, but it is useful being able to slip between them as easily as water and intertwine their images even more than they already are.

If she did have one, though… she'd probably lean on her magic and figure out ways to enhance it, making the more typical demon deals you'd expect but maybe even tied back to her start with IMP by carrying out vengeance on others with curses and the like? Having a direct blood connection to Hellborn royalty isn't anything to sniff at even if she has to work at it a bit, and it could be the Vee alternate to Carmine weaponry- royal magic intertwined with Voxtech instead of angelic steel. She's more openly (or rather, publicly) brutal than the others but is able to spin on a dime to acting sweet instead.

When she starts she has to rely a bit on smoke and mirrors (and tech) to look impressive since she's below or equal to the other Overlords, but as she gains souls and studies more, she also gains power.

#vees au #asks #anonymous #daddy blitzo

[hazbincalifornia]

A curse comes with boquet cologne it gives poor moxxie hay fever

Moxxie is actually pregnant with Miles at the same time that Blitz is pregnant with Aster, so RIP.

#asks #anonymous #daddy blitzo #daddy moxxie #helluva mpreg

[hazbincalifornia]

When will Stella the regal princess be served properly, her things tended to her by a deer busboy

She deserves the royal treatment! They're basically roleplaying half the time they're in public together anyway, they might have fun with it in private a time or two.

#asks #anonymous #stellastor

[hazbincalifornia]

Plant magic? Blitzo is making the office reek not of BO or pregnant pheromones but smells like a bouquet 💐 his skin itself. He takes this as neat, as he forgot deodorant before work trying to get Stellaluna ready to go

Hey, he won't look the gift horse in the mouth! Baby decided to provide cologne for the day for him, how lovely!

#asks #anonymous #daddy blitzo #helluva mpreg

[hazbincalifornia]

Devouring who his owl commands gives Blitzo exclusive access to his favorite prey to eat, Prince Stolas himself~

If that's what the prince wants, it's what he'll get!

#vore #asks #anonymous

[hazbincalifornia]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 22/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22

#hb

[hazbincalifornia]

Í̷̧̨̩̪̖̰͑͜ ̷͍͙̗̹̝̣̻̇̈̔̈͑̆̏͝͝A̷̬̲̖̋̌̓̅́̒̃̽͗̚Ṃ̷̜̼̱̒͒͊̃̎̅̓̍̎͘ ̶̤̏̎̂̒Ȃ̵̛̱̤̼̙̙̗͚̍̒̀̈̃͌͘͝L̵̯͔͔̤̪͙̱̣̤͊̈Ļ̴̧͙̳̹͐̇̋̿̈́̕͝ ̸̣͙̯̖̞͓̿̈͋͆̌͆̒Ȩ̷̜̺̝͇͍̞͚̦̍̔̓͜͠Y̷̨̰̹̼͚̍͜͜Ę̶̢̹̜͙̫̗͙͆̌͆̔́͝S̸̢̺̯̼͕͈͎̩͊̿͝

#alastor #hh

[hazbincalifornia]

How many of Val’s eggs can Vox reasonably fertilize inside of Val? It cant be that many, right? … right?No nope its all of them and Val gets a huge belly by the halfway mark that not even his wings can hide by the time he pops

He has to start wearing a coat OVER his coat. Nobody dares to ask for fear of Moneyshot.

#asks #anonymous #daddy val #helluva mpreg

[hazbincalifornia]

Val’s preggo and showing a LOT more than he and Vox thought he would (the joys of multiples) and Vox has to hack the weight scale so Val will stop crying about how fat he is. He still thinks he’s too big but Vox’s attention helps

Instead of displaying a specific weight, it just says 'skinny'. Somehow, this works.

#asks #anonymous #daddy val #helluva mpreg

[hazbincalifornia]

Full moon AKA Blitzo’s stomach in the final month of pregnancy

They actually paint a moon on it one day late in the game and take a photoshoot, just out of nostalgia's sake.

#asks #anonymous #daddy blitzo #helluva mpreg

[hazbincalifornia]

You won’t believe how the update made my day~

I'm glad! Update day is always fun for me too.

#asks #anonymous #one time

[hazbincalifornia]

Full Moon is just blitz getting impregnated by stolas lovingly for 30 minutes

Maybe if we all hold hands we can make it Real...

#asks #anonymous #daddy blitzo #helluva mpreg