#but seriously???

[infpfindspeace]

I want someone to hug me like Jade hugs Kit

#jade claymore #jade willow #kit tanthalos #kit and jade #tanthamore #willow series #willow 2022 #just the facts y'all #but SERIOUSLY??? #like Kit is the most important person in the world to Jade and she would do anything for her #ie. jump off the edge of the world after her #over a gigantic waterfall. #and then they're finally reunited!!!! #and she was terrified but now Kit's there with her #ugggghhhhh

[gethimbackpdf]

i just want to speak to the fucking dumbass who decided that board exams should go on for a month

#I get that portion is vast and we need a break to study everything #but seriously???

[bi-law]

being told we should just be friends bc he's getting back together with his ex. on valentine's day. literally where are the cameras? my life is a shitty sitcom sometimes

#personal #rant #i'm not really that upset #hence joking about it on tumblr dot com #but seriously??? #could i catch ONE fuckin break?

[elliebartlets]

ok was anyone going to tell me that alan rickman is in die hard or was I supposed to just find that out myself?

#too lazy to do the meme of this #but seriously??? #alan rickman #die hard #I still haven’t seen die hard. Might watch it tonight or tomorrow

[doomful]

WHO USED ME AS A REFFERAL FOR FR ??? I get 1% of the gems you purchase and pal... are you ok??? 

#flight rising #like thanks for all the gems #but seriously??? #💀

[ladiesandgentlehobbits]

Looks like I joined Tumblr in time to witness not one, but TWO AO3 panics. What is this, baptism by fire?!

#archive of our own #Trust me #I've been freaking out with you guys #But seriously???

[arrowpunk]

The cognitive dissonance required to sweetly tweet about collaborative storytelling and how it means you have pieces of your friends forever, right after telling me to never speak to you again after I asked you politely to take those pieces of me out of your works and remove the things related to my character because it made me uncomfortable. Is... Something else.

#ramblings of an arrow #I only saw this b/c I went to her twitter to block her #like I'm never gonna look at her stuff again I'm tired I don't wanna deal with it #but seriously??? #'isn't it so nice to always have these pieces of your friends with your characters even if they aren't being played with anymore' #bro I literally asked you to maybe not do that b/c I was super uncomfortable with it #and then you get pissy with me and say I don't own the last name #as if that character didn't literally originally have an entirely different last name #and also my character's last name is like pretty damn distinctive but whatever. #babe I'm not gonna fuck you #and I'm uncomfortable with the implication that our characters did #I purposefully changed this dude's storyline in order to avoid that b/c the way you rped their relationship w/ me was super unhealthy #and really bothered me #ughhhh whatever she's blocked literally everywhere now and I will just go back to literally never thinking about her again #just aggravating in the moment

[hugsandnoregrets]

not redditors thinking that Connor, the sex buying son of a billionaire, is being taken advantage of by Willa, the imonlyinitforthemoneyandupfrontaboutit escort who on some level cares for him but doesn’t love him

#get fucking real #succession #connor roy #willa ferreyra #this is coming from a Conhead #i love Connor #but seriously???

[suyacho]

if I have to edit my posts one by one you guys can expect me to disappear off tumblr bc they decided to fuck w the links again im tired of this shit /hj

#snow; talks #but seriously??? #I posted so much help #I can't do this #and when im on hiatus too

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#what’s going on like seriously

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

#aquila talks #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden #SERIOUSLY THO I WAS WORRIED THEY WEREN'T GONNA ADAPT THIS SCENE BUT THEY DID AND IM SO HAPPY

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

#this is a silly goofy mood post pls no being weird or taking it too seriously ok? ok :) #yes yes ur engaged congrats but also why would u get me excited about a rock #when no rock #eslyea #geology #rocks

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[nebuleeart]

HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

#my art #pride #pride month #lesbian #aromantic #asexual #aroace #nonbinary #pansexual #transgender #trans #bisexual #bada bing bada boom we got em tagged #seriously tho happy pride everyone

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

#this is a joke unless you take it too seriously and get mad #then its genuine