#but sans as a lab assistant

[arisewanekosuki]

You heard someone calling your name. When you turned around, you saw Kabukimono running towards you, he was wearing different clothes from his regular silky ones. Not only that but he and his clothes were very dirty. -“Kabu-chan?! What happened?!” you asked, already taking your handkerchief  to scrub the dirt from his face. -“(Y/n)! Today Nagamasa-san teached me how to use sword! From now on I’ll be able to protect you and others!” Kabukimono looked so proud of himself, his face was adorned with big smile. “I still have to train everyday and I wanted to ask…” his cheeks became slightly red. “..Would you… would you come sometimes to watch my training?” He was avoiding eye contact with you and you couldn’t help but think how adorable he looked right now. -”Of course I will! Tomorrow, when I finish my work, I’ll came to watch you, alright?” You smiled to him, scrubbing the last dirt from his lovely face. The boy nodded, feeling very happy, he can’t really wait to impress you tomorrow. His smile grew wider and you couldn't help but think about kissing him on the cheek and you did. You kissed his right cheek and suddenly you realize what you did and took step back from him. -“I’m so sorry, Kabu-chan! I don’t know why I… Did I make you uncomfortable?” you asked, watching him as he placed his hand on cheek that you kissed. He never felt this way before but it wasn’t a bad feeling, no, he was feeling so warm inside. -“What was it?” he asked, he was surprised but at the same time he felt excitement. -“Um..that was a kiss-” -“Can you do that again?” you were shocked with his bold request but then smiled and kissed his another cheek, then forehead and then the nose. The puppet’s face blushed, it was his first time to feel being loved like that by another person.

 The 6th Harbinger was lying on the lab table. You were terrified of what The Doctor did to his fellow comrade. -“I know this is not your job but clean this mess. I lost my last assistant  and you..hm.. you don’t really have anything better to do anyway, right?” Dottore grinned. -“Lord Dottore but what should I do with-“ -“Just leave him be, his flesh and skin will regenerate itself.” With that said, the 2nd Harbinger left you with unconscious Scaramouche in the room. You do have work, there are still soldiers that you have to take care of, but you can’t refuse a Harbinger command, after all you’re just a healer. -“How cruel…” you only heard rumors of sick things the 2nd Harbinger have done to his assistants and agents but until now, you didn't truly believed the rumors. How can anyone treat living beings like this?! The first thing you did, was to take chains off from Scaramouche’s wrists, not caring about substance, that looked almost like blood on table and floor. Suddenly he grabbed your wrist, he was now looking at you. -“Do…t… to….me..” You couldn't understand what he was saying. -“Lord Balladeer, please forgive me, I just wanted to take off this from Lord’s wrists.” He let you go, you were not sure if he did that to let you take them off or because he didn't have strength left. You took the chains off, then you looked at him, his eyes were so empty. -“ Lord Balladeer, maybe at least I should-“ -“k..t…e..” he whispered. -“I’m truly sorry Lord but I couldn’t hear you.” His eyes met yours. -“Don..t… lo…ok… at…me…” You didn’t know what to do. Normal human wouldn’t be able to survive whatever the Doctor did to him. You couldn’t just leave him like this, but what can you do for him? He is in such bad state that you can see clearly the lack of heart in his chest. -“Hu..rts…e…ve..ry….thi…g….hu..s..” he mumbled. -“…” you took his hand in yours, he jolted for second from sudden touch but didn't take his hand from yours. “I will stay with you my Lord, until you recover. I’m truly sorry, that I can’t take your pain away but if there’s anything I can do for you, just tell me.” He didn't reply. You wondered if he lost consciousness again. You placed delicate kiss on his hand, the tears flowed from his eyes. For the first time he felt a bit of warmth in this cold nation.

-“Oh isn’t it Hat Guy? Hello!” you smiled to Wanderer, who grimaced after hearing you call him by that ‘name’ too. -“Why are you calling me like that?” -“Hm? You’re the one who went with that name on The Akademiya Extravaganza, aren’t you?” you tilted your head, confused why he seems to be angry for calling him that. -“It was-- … never mind. Just don’t call me that.” He said, not looking at you. You smiled coming to him closer. -“So…do you have any plans for today?” -“Hmpf, I know this is not what you really wanted to ask me. Just tell me already what you want.” -“Okay! Okay! Remember those students that dragged us to their cooking interest group? I’m going to join them again! Would you like to jo-“ -“No.” Wanderer said, turning around like he’s ready to just leave you. You caught his sleeve. -“Don't be like that! You’re really good at cooking! And it was fun to co-“ -“You didn’t cook anything, I was the one who made all the dishes.” He interrupted you again, still with his back turned toward you. -“Stop interrupting me-!” you pouted, puffing your cheeks. -“Just deal with it.” He smirked -“Why you! Please! I love your cooking! The food you made was so delicious! Please!! I want to eat it again! Please!” now you were holding onto his arm. The puppet sighed, he can’t believe that for some reason he doesn’t mind when you touch him.   -“Consider yourself lucky, that I don’t have anything better to do.” -“So you mean-“ -“Let’s just go.” He started walking. You smiled, glad that you can spend some more time with him. You ran in front of him, stopping him in his track. -“I knew it that you’re not that bad!” -“You’re naive if you think that I-“ before he could finish his sentence you kissed his cheek. Then you just smiled and ran off screaming -“I’m going to eat Hat Guy's delicious dishes again!” Wanderer was stunned, then he put his hand on his red cheek you kissed, he was feeling warm. He quickly noticed that you already left Sumeru City. -“That idiot…” he smiled and he ran after you.

--- I really want to shower the little meow meow with kisses (๑•̑з•̑๑)੭ु⁾⁾

#Genshin Impact x Reader #Genshin x Reader #Kabukimono x Reader #Kunikuzushi x Reader #Scaramouche x Reader #Wanderer x Reader #genshin impact x you #my stuff #my short things

[voidandabyssal]

Uh random prompt: of your favorite brothers, what’s your interpretation on how they would react to someone they care about (Romantic or platonic writers choice) getting turned into an amalgam?

ohhh, this is hard! I have too many favourites!

UT Sans:

when he first finds you he's horrified.

he was suspocious at first when Alphys kept putting off your arrival home. Eventually he decided to go looking. Finding you and the rest of the amalgrams horrified him. He despretly tries to figure out a way to fix you and the other amalgrams

He spends months locking himself away in his own lab trying to help you. He pushes everyone away, even you, as he works himself to death for a cure.

It's only when Papyrus drags him upstairs and lectures him for pushing him and yourself away.

Once Sans gets it through his head that this isn't the route to go, he takes breaks and spends more time with you. Helping you get used to your new body.

he and Alphys decide to keep you and the other amalgrams in her lab, as it has the best equipment, and if something goes wrong they have access to some of the most advanced tech in all of the Underground immediantly.

While he and Alphys trie to figure out a cure, you remain in Alphys lab, though you are allowed to leave whenever you want

He treats you as he normally would. Making the same dumb puns and pranks that would make you laugh.

Sometimes he treats you more delicatly then he needs to.

UT Papyrus:

Like Sans, he grows worried about your sudden disapreance from the Underground. He frequently calls you and messages you, asking you how you are, where you are and if your okay.

Soon after he tracks you down in the hidden lab. Unlike Sans, who sorta just sneaks in without Alphys knowing until he's already seen everything.

Papyrus just bursts in, greeting Alphys like an old friend while looking for you. He's friendly, but serious in his mission to look for you. This is where you were last seen after all.

When he finds you, his soul is crushed. The pain your in, the fear you must feel. It hurts him so bad.

He envolps you in a tight hug, not letting go. Even when he hears and sees the other Amalgrams and Alphys.

He immediantly tells Undyne everything, who then tells Asgore everything.

Asgore informs the other amalgrams families and orders Alphys to immediantly start looking for a cure. All other projects put on hold, or handed off to other scientists.

He takes you back to his home. Papyrus is optimistic that you'll eventually get better.

He drags you out for patrols and puzzles and for training. Anything that can get you out of your head, and push the memorys of recent happenings away. Even if its only for a little while.

Regardless of whether a cure is found or not, I believe that Papyrus would still take care of you. He wouldn't mind, he loves you after all.

UF Sans (red):

Initially he dismisses your lack of communiction with him.

You'd gotten into an arguement and you'd stormed off. Just needed a few days to cool down, that's all.

Though when you don't turn back up after a few days, no calls, no messages. He gets worried.

Red teleports into your home. He tears the place a part looking for you. When he doesn't find you and instead finds an e-mail from Alphys offering a job as a lab assistent.

Reds not stupid, he knows Alphys and her fucked up games. He immediantly teleports to the lab, ripping the place a part looking for you. Red ignores Alphys furious screeches and questions.

When he finds you he lashes out. Throwing as many attacks at Alphys as he can, he doesn't give up until Undyne and Edge have arrived.

He drags you back to your home. Trying to patch you up as best as he can, holding your melting body with bandages and monster candy.

Like UT Sans, he throws himself into his work, trying to find a way to cure you. This time though, he doesn't work with Alphys.

He feels terrible. Red feels as though he could have prevented this whole thing from happening if he just wasn't so lazy. Red works to combat his lazyness, in order to prevent something like this from ever happening again.

He keeps you in his home. Hiding you from the rest of the Underground.

If people knew what you were, well, too many people would get the wrong idea. So he keeps you in his home.

He tries to keep you as happy as possible for the meanwhile.

UF Papyrus (Edge):

Edge immediantly notices something is amiss when you don't respond to one of his many Undernet messages.

He embarks on a patrol for you as soon as possible, finding all the clues to your whereabouts, one after the other.

Edge is one of the quickest skeletons to find you after you've turned into a amalgram. Only a few hours afterwords.

Unlike Red he does not attack Alphys and instead pins her to the wall. Demanding an explanation. Once she explains that she was ordered to find a way to make Monsters stronger, he releases her.

He takes you back to his home immdiantly. He places you in the shed. It sounds harsh, but if Alphys is to be believed then people could be looking for you.

Like UT Papyrus, he tries to keep your spirits up with training and puzzles.

Even if that training is just you two figuring out how to cook lasgana and not burn down the kitchen.

#undertale headcanons #sans x reader #papyrus x reader #undertale #underfell #my writing #voidimagines #void askes

[newnap]

I was always curious - why would Gaster create Sans (and Papyrus)? Did he just wanted to create sentient life for fame? Or was it related to soul research or the barrier?

And why create Papyrus after creating Sans? Was one skeleton lab rat/assistent/boyfriend not enough? 🤔

The answer would be different regarding what I feel that day because I have sooo many headcannons that conflic each other. But the most canon fitting one I think is Gaster created them to test if he could harness human's soul power if he make something similar to it, which leads to Gaster creating sans+pap with human's body and monster's magic to trick the system.

And Sans and Pap initially have been created at the same because Gaster couldn't rely on one single subject to be successful, but it's just that Sans woke up (gained conscious) earlier which makes him older than Pap.

BUT I also have whole another headcannon that I've been trying to draw it out but couldn't with lack of energy.

>>Gaster gets drunk and accidently creates sans because he made a stupid bet with his science co-workers. AND he doesn't even remember what he done to create another life form the next day so he tries and tries again to re-create something like sans. Thru experimenting and researching (basically reverse engineering) sans, he finally succeed in creating Papyrus when he's actually sober.

I could talk about other head cannons forever really, but I'll spare you now😅 this got so long, so sorry for rambling it's just so fun exploring and you asked me something really really interesting I couldn't resist!! Thank you for the ask <3

#ask

[ralfmaximus]

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[derangedanomaly]

Hey, saw your storys and thought I'd ask, could you do on about a reader best friend with sicencetale sans please?

Hope you have a good day

YES! I love ScienceTale Sans!! He's probably my fourth favorite Sans! (Error will always be my FIRST 😘) I hope you'll also have a very good day!!

Here you go! Not gonna lie, this sucks ass. 😭

BEING SCI'S BEST FRIEND

You got to know him since you became his lab assistant.

Shit was wild, you burned everything on your first day 💀

Sci got intrigued with how could anyone screw up so bad. 😂

And so it began... The start of your friendship 💙

You were one chaotic duo. It was mostly you screwing around in the lab, making Sci laugh, until you accidentally broke something and he has to fix it.

Sci likes to listen to any drama you know. Since Sci is a nerd, he doesn't know much 'tea', so he'll just ask you.

You often try to get him out of his constant reading, proving to be unsuccessful 😂

You once called him "Bitchless". And he's still offended by that. Will never let it go, and WILL get his revenge 💀 (One day)

You introduced him to many Tv shows, but the one he likes the most is MLP. Always rooting for Twilight. (She's his favorite)

He gets annoyed whenever you ask him too much questions, you know it and do it just because it annoys him.

INCORRECT QUOTES:

1)

Sci: Love makes people do stupid things.

Y/n: I love everything!

Sci: That explains a lot.

2)

Y/n: Sci! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Sci: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

3)

Sci: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Y/n: What did you just say-

Sci: Foetons! *Laughs*

Y/n: Wh-what?

4)

Y/n: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen?

Sci: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

5)

Y/n: What? I'm not aggressive!

Sci: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Y/n: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

#undertale fandom #sans undertale #undertale #sans x reader #science sans x reader #science sans #sans au

[battlemaiden13]

What kind of difference will your antiharm have from the usual ones? I know you said something about an iseki(spelling???) story. Is that the antiharem?

OHOHOHO I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!!

So my isekai story is different to the antiharem. the isekai is a slavetale with multiple au's where MC gets trapped in the body of the villan and now has to act mean to the skeletons she collect to protect them because they're her favourites but she's not good at being mean and despite her best efforts all the skeletons like her. She has to try and get them to hate her so they won't get taken away. It's very stereotypical and I see it being full of fangirling.

I freaking love this antiharem idea in case you missed my first two post here are some ideas about it so far:

Part 1

Part 2

I've read quite a few since writing these and here are some things I won't be doing if I write it.

MUTT WON'T BE THE FIRST ONE TO TRUST MC!!! like, why why is it always Mutt? He just always is the one who always believed in MC and their best friends and WHY? Like once or twice fine but every time?! not this time

Papyrus won't be being abused by anyone. Neither will any of the other skeletons, I don't need it please and thank you.

Mc will probably come across as mean but really I want her to stand up for herself, not take shit from anyone else and have super thick skin.

Most of the skeletons are in love with MC but don't know it's MC that they like. Orange likes his gaming buddy, Blue has a sort of Cinderella thing going on, Sans is in love with the person leaving cute jokes on the science whiteboard, Red wants to bang the person from two years ago, Berry fell for her somewhere along the way, Syrup and her get close after a near death experience and Edge.... uh IDK, he has a crush on his 'secret admirer 'at work who keeps leaving him gifts (you're just being nice)

I currently only have like the eight skeletons but I could be convinced to change who the are or add like one more pair of brothers. the Horror brothers could be fun, so could Wine and Coffee WHY ARE THEY'RE SO MANY HOT SKELETONS.

Love the collage au so many tropes to do do want to do them all.

MC might be genderfluid.... I'm tempted to do that

Mc is defiantly a delinquent at school or appears to be and probably studying either art or some sort of science, either way they help in the lab

Some of the skeletons are professors some are students

Mc works multiple jobs including, Lab assistant, waitress at a cosplay cafe, line chef at a restaurant, maybe a cleaner too. They just like working though and don't need the money or anything. all of the jobs are more like hobbies then anything else.

Hobbs would make an appearance as MC's best monster friend. The two yell at each other a lot.

#anti harem #my story ideas #love this idea

[imtrashraccoon]

This writing request comes from my friend @gamemasterofscratch who requested Dr. Baggs being comforted as he's always so stressed and busy. I decided to try my hand at writing in third person for the first time in a while and chose the Reader-Insert character from the Bad Sansuary challenge I wrote, "Have Some Empathy, Dear." (I hope you like it, even if it isn't how I usually write!)

Dr. Baggs belongs to @/megalommi

CW: Mind control against an unwilling person. Nothing explicit happens though.

Doctor's Orders

Dr. Baggs & Female!OC

Word Count: 3,397

Careful...this next part was especially sensitive.

His phalanges trembled ever so slightly as he started to pour the contents of one beaker into another one. He only needed a drop, any more would ruin the experiment and mean the last twelve hours of work had been wasted.

He had taken the necessary precautions of course, just like he always did, even if his bones weren't as frail as many other's bodies were. He had thick black rubber gloves on that covered his entire forearms, a white lab coat that was specially treated to be fireproof, and he was even wearing safety goggles in case there was an explosion.

He narrowed his eye sockets as he scrutinized the bright pink liquid that he was trying to add to another beaker that contained an ashy powder. There was no guarantee that replicating it was even possible. He still had to try though. It would change everything if he could successfully make a synthetic version of that peculiar substance that humans produced naturally. There was no limit to how useful their own version of Determination could be.

Why, he would never have to worry so much about monsters losing hope and falling down. The Guard could have stronger soldiers that could evenly match the most competent human ones, not they weren't already capable in combat that is. He could even break the barrier and reclaim the surface for Monsterkind if he so chose. Not that he was sure that was even feasible in the first place.

A drop of the pink liquid landed on the small pile of ash and...nothing...

He held his breath and studied the beaker closely for several long minutes. When still nothing happened, he finally caved and added another tiny drop, just hoping that it was a fluke. He couldn't have messed something up, he just couldn't have!

A small puff of smoke curled up from the ashes, flooding his nasal cavity with an acrid stench that forced him to take a few steps away from his desk.

He clenched his fists, the rubber material of his gloves crying out in protest, and grit his teeth so harshly that he felt a small jolt of pain in the back of his skull.

wonderful job, sans... you've failed again...

As soon as the thought entered his skull, he frowned and tore off the goggles. He hadn't gone by that name in years, so why had it returned to him at a time like this?!

With a huff, he threw the eye wear at the far wall. The action wasn't nearly enough to placate his growing frustration and with a growl, he turned his attention to the desk. He swept everything to the floor and pounded a clenched fist onto the metal surface, hardly registering the pain from doing so.

Now he'd made a mess of his work area that he'd have to thoroughly clean up. It was a pain to get Monster dust off of anything, let alone that synthesized mixture his assistant had invented. The only good side was that this room had been constructed from easily sterilized materials.

He was so tired.

Yet no matter how hard he had tried to find a remedy in the past, he couldn't sleep. While having more time to dedicate to his work was helpful, it was also detrimental for his health to constantly be burning the candle at both ends.

Dr. Alphys had called him a workaholic once and he'd laughed. She was right though. He couldn't leave well enough alone or stop working for a moment, lest he fall behind some unseen competitor.

He took a few deep breaths and counted backwards from ten. It was such a simple technique but humans certainly knew what they were talking about when it came to psychology. Now if only they had information in their books on how to counteract magical insomnia...

Rubbing small circles over his sphenoid bone, or where his temples would approximately be if he had flesh, he did his best to ease the tension and stress that had built up inside his soul. His frontal lobe felt sensitive too, like he was about to get a migraine, which he really didn't want to deal with right now.

Something set his instincts on high alert. It was a soft sound, like someone had scuffed their foot against the tiled floor when they'd taken a step.

His skull whipped in the direction of the intruder.

His eye sockets widened when he realized they weren't a Monster at all, but a Human. One he'd never seen before either, which was impossible, what with all the surveillance systems scattered around the Underground that he personally oversaw.

They appeared to be a woman with shoulder length dark hair that had loose ringlets at the ends. She had a lighter complexion compared to some humans he'd interacted with and striking eyes that seemed like a mix of green and blue. She was dressed causally in a simple striped cardigan and a pair of black jeans. Interestingly, she also seemed to have some sort of thin plating poking out from her clothes that kind of resembled armour.

She was also taller than him, by at least six or seven inches. Granted, most people were taller than he was, but it was another factor he found concerning about her.

The weird thing was that she was just watching him. All other humans had at least tried to attack him or flee on sight. So why wasn't she?

Forcing himself to relax, he let his arms hang loosely at his sides in an attempt to appear non-threatening for the moment. "can i help you?" he asked, his clear baritone voice easily carrying across the room to her.

She shook her head, although he didn't fail to notice the glimmer of curiosity in her eyes. He could also tell that she was a little nervous, although she was trying to seem relaxed like he was. Her shoulders were rather stiff and with the way her feet were spaced apart, he could tell she was readying herself to flee if he made any sudden movements.

"I was about to ask you that same question," she responded. She let out a bit of an awkward chuckle but made no moves to approach him.

He shook his skull. "i don't need any help you think you can provide, human." He didn't really mean to sound hostile but he couldn't help it.

She seemed completely unfazed though. "That's okay then."

"who are you?" he asked.

She got a strange look on her face and the corners of her lips quirked up slightly. "Well, I have a lot of names, but you can call me...Minty."

He could only look at her blankly. Someone was messing with him, surely. Where had this odd human even come from? She hadn't popped out of nowhere, right? He needed to buy some time and maybe get an idea of what was happening.

Folding his arms behind his back, he drew himself up to his full height and briefly regarded the woman in front of him. "my name is dr. baggs and if you aren't interested in a fight, i have some questions for you..."

She smiled in a more genuine way which was slightly reassuring. "Of course, so long as you let me ask a few of my own."

Baggs nodded and gestured to a rolling chair next to another desk. "feel free to sit down and make yourself comfortable." When the human did so, he pulled another chair over and sat down, although he was careful to stay just out of her reach.

"how did you sneak past all the cameras and get into my lab?" he asked.

She laced her fingers together in her lap and fiddled with her fingernails. Her posture still seemed tense but she appeared calm at the moment.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you," she said with a slight chuckle.

He raised a bonebrow suspiciously. "try me, i've seen a lot of things that many would consider unbelievable."

She seemed concerned and her eyebrows furrowed as she considered it. After a moment, she made up her mind and looked up at him again.

"Alright, if you say so. The truth is that I'm not from this world and...a friend dropped me off here."

He understood why she didn't think he'd believe her. In the past he'd theorized about the existence of alternate timelines or even a multiverse, however it hadn't been feasible to explore such theories. He still didn't have the ability to properly do so and even if he did, it could prove dangerous to his own timeline. Who knew what entities existed beyond the veil of reality?

He tapped his clavicle with a phalanx in a thoughtful way. "i see...then why are you here? what do you want from me?" he asked carefully.

She opened her mouth to answer but shut it again with a frown. After a couple seconds of contemplation, she tried again.

"I'm here because of you..."

"why is that?"

She took a deep breath and made eye contact with him. "I can sense how stressed you are and...how your soul is crying out in pain," she stated.

Baggs was a little surprised at how frank she was being right now. Still, he couldn't help but remain on edge. He knew how dangerous humans could be, even without magic, but he was a bit curious how she could sense his emotions.

"how do you know this?"

She pursed her lips as she tried to figure out the best way to answer his question. "It's a little complicated to explain but I've always had a talent for reading how people are feeling. I wouldn't exactly call it magic but it has similarities."

He wasn't sure what to think about how vague her answer was, but he didn't like this situation at all. She was pretending to act casual but he could tell that she was just as, if not more, on edge than he was. Yet she had been polite and actually had tried to relieve some of the tension between them. There was one thing that wasn't sitting well with him though and that was the fact that she seemed to want something from him.

Her gaze shifted from him and towards the discarded experiment on the floor. "I'm guessing whatever happened is why you're so stressed right now, huh?"

"you would be correct."

"Did you want to tell me about it?"

When he didn't answer immediately, she glanced back over at him and tilted her head in a questioning way.

"no, i wouldn't tell anyone, let alone you."

She didn't react to his harsh tone and simply nodded in an understanding way. "That's fine, we don't need to go into details. I can see you didn't get the results you wanted though. How many times have you tried to do this?" Her tone of voice was soft and she seemed to be choosing her words carefully so as to not upset him.

Baggs sighed and shifted in his chair uncomfortably. "nine times now," he muttered under his breath.

She inhaled sharply and he could feel that she was studying him. "I don't think I would've tried again after failing three times. It's impressive how persistent you are, at least in my opinion anyways," she remarked.

She asked a few more casual questions about various topics and he responded in kind. However, the longer the conversation went on, the more uneasy he began to feel. It was like she was trying to get him to feel more comfortable around her. The whole situation felt familiar and he knew why.

It was something he'd often done in the past.

If she was planning to do something, getting him to feel more at ease was the perfect first step.

He hated it.

Before she could ask another question, he interjected with one of his own. "i might be wrong here, but you have experience as a therapist, don't you?" He'd kept his tone even and leaned forward while speaking to express interest in what her answer would be.

She seemed surprised but soon smiled warmly at him. "Yes, I-"

No sooner had she responded did Baggs do what he should've done from the beginning. His magenta right eyelight expanded until it filled his entire socket and the pink swirled with blue to create a hypnotizing array that couldn't be ignored.

She fell easily under his control, just like everyone else before her, but in the split second it took to do so, she seemed to realize what he was doing. She had a look of shock but there was also a strange glint in her teal eyes. She lunged for him and while he tried to move away, her hand closed around his left forearm in a vice grip.

His mind was suddenly flooded with an overwhelming sense of compassion and empathy. However, the feelings weren't his own and for a moment, he was paralyzed from the shock.

He was stronger though.

A simple thought was all it took for the feelings to fade.

Baggs leaned his skull back against the chair and let out a heavy sigh. He'd never had anyone react like that before. Violence sure, but never using...Intent. It didn't make any sense...

He looked down at her, half sprawled on the ground where she'd collapsed and half sitting up almost leaning on top of him, all the while she was still clutching onto his arm. She was stronger than he'd first assumed and he was lucky she hadn't had a chance to go for the kill. But...that wasn't what she'd even tried to do in the first place...

why didn't you follow through and attack me? he asked, using his own thoughts to communicate.

Her expression remained passive and her body didn't move at all, meaning she was still completely under his control. He wanted an answer though and used his magic to gently prob into her mind.

"...I only wanted to help you," was her silent response.

how does any of that help? he pressed further.

"I could feel how much you were hurting. I want to help you with shouldering it, if you'll let me..."

how is trying to influence my mind and emotional state supposed to help?

"I wasn't trying to control you... You didn't believe that I truly wanted to help earlier...so I had to show you."

Baggs narrowed his eye sockets suspiciously. He knew she was telling the truth as no one could lie to him when under his direct control. However, he was a bit intrigued as to what her goal had been.

what else would you do to help me? he asked.

"..." Her thoughts were silent, although he could sense that she was struggling to come up with an answer. "...Anything you allow me to. Although earlier I was thinking of trying to comfort you if you don't mind that," she finally answered.

He decided to give her a chance and relaxed the hold his magic had on her mind. He didn't release her just yet though.

She was still for a moment before she let go of his forearm and sat up properly on the floor. Her eyes never left his and she remained docile, not making any sudden movements.

"May I hug you?" she asked in a soft whisper.

"you may."

She dragged herself to her feet and shuffled towards him. Her movements were slow and unsteady, likely from the effects of the hypnosis, but she managed to stiffly wrap him in a hug.

Baggs let her hold onto him for a couple of minutes before gently pushing her arms away. It felt rather odd allowing a stranger to touch him like that but it wasn't entirely unpleasant either.

Her eyebrows were slightly furrowed with concern and she tilted her head. "I can sense that you're still tense. Would you like it if I tried something different?"

He gave her a curious look. "what else can you do?"

"Well, I know how to use magic to absorb negative feelings."

"i know most humans are incapable of using magic, so could you explain your magic and who taught you how to use it?" he asked.

She nodded and sat down on the ground again, although she crossed her legs this time so she could be more comfortable. "I've always been good at empathizing with people but I can do two things with my magic. I can transfer my own positive emotions to someone else by touching them or I can replace their negative emotions with my own positive ones, absorbing them into my own soul."

She paused for a moment and, sensing that she wasn't willing to reveal who had taught her, Baggs focused his magic again to probe her into telling him.

"His name is Nightmare and...he was also the one who brought me here..." she whispered.

Baggs felt a wave of annoyance flicker over him at the mention of the god of negativity. They'd only met in passing before and it hadn't been a pleasant one.

"Are you okay? I can try comforting you again..." She asked quietly, having apparently sensed his change in demeanor.

He shook his skull and sighed. "no. tell me why he sent you."

Her passive expression faltered and her eyebrows knit together with concern. Still, she was powerless to refuse a direct command in this state.

"Nightmare can sense your negative emotions and he's become very interested in your work," she muttered. "However, I'm not here to convince you to make any deals... I just want to help you."

He knew she was telling the truth and yet he couldn't shake the feeling that Nightmare was using this situation in an attempt to establish good relations. It didn't sit well with him at all.

Baggs fully released his hold on her soul and mind, his right eyelight returning to its usual size and magenta colour as he did so. He could take back the control at anytime and she wouldn't even be able to notice if he did, but he didn't tell her that.

She inhaled sharply and her eyes flicked around the room before settling on him again. As she did so, her body jerked backwards as if to instinctively get away from him but she stopped herself. It was incredibly apparent to any outside observers that she was struggling to remain calm and not freak out, which was commendable.

Baggs stood up and offered her one of his hands to help her stand up as well. "i should apologize for being such a poor host. would you like something to drink?" he inquired.

She grimaced and shook her head but still accepted his help. "Please don't take this the wrong way, but I don't trust you after...that." She looked away from him and dusted her clothing off.

"i understand your concern, but i have no intentions of harming you." He smiled and tried to change the subject with a different question. "may i ask how you came into nightmare's service? you don't seem like the type someone like him would select for his...work."

She smiled while recalling the memory before answering. "You're right, I actually met and befriended his henchmen first. He saw fit to rescue me when my own world collapsed."

He raised his bonebrows in surprise. "I'm amazed you're still in one piece," he remarked dryly.

She chuckled and waved him off. "Well, I have a few more scars now compared to before, but those are mostly from learning self-defense. I'm not deployed for the usual missions so I haven't had to kill anyone yet."

"what missions are you usually deployed on then?"

"I am tasked with the missions that require more tact than what Nightmare himself is able to perform."

It seemed he'd been right from the beginning.

Neither of them said anything for several long seconds. Finally, she put her hand on his shoulder and gave him a gentle smile.

"Is there anything else I can do to help you? I don't know about you but I'd like to at least end this meeting on a pleasant note," Minty commented.

Baggs nodded slightly. "i suppose i can afford to take a break for a little while..." he hummed.

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alright, you already know that he's a mad scientist, but as i've said before, he's morally gray, which means a lot of things don't deter him of completing/doing experiments.

which is why the lil 'oopsie daysie' happened with machine, and that's why there are alternates at the manor.

sans and papyrus, at the least, are pissed about it. but this discovery makes gaster's nerdy big boy brain hyperfixate on anything relating to the topic of alternative universes (humans in this universe dont have much research about it other than the occasional movie that makes you think, and the theories.)

and if i go further into this id spoil some of the plot (which i already did enough of) sooo, lets think of some hypothetical scenarios and headcannons!

id say that reader (you) would get into the lab a lot. and while you can be a great lab assistant, lets be honest, you touch too much shi 💀💀

gaster would have this thing where he'd put you in he corner for 5 minutes before letting you interact with the work again.

when i think of gaster's experiments, not only do i think of vials of dangerous liquids, but i also think of a SHIT ton of notes just neatly organized into notebooks on a metal shelf

a lot of the pages are more about ramblings and tiny details rather than general info

so if you try to read it, please get some context dear.

i know most ppl have the headcannon that sans gets his sleepy eepies from his dad, but he completely developed that on his own

gaster has a schedule set to where he sleeps for 8 hours, and only has 3 hours of free time.

which means if you see the other 13 hours blocked on his schedule he will not acknowledge you unless you are helping him progress

Going back to his interests, i think his favorite part about science are the details that most people miss that just really bring the whole theory together into a fact.

bro prolly has some national scientist awards and threw that shi straight into the trash.

its not that he isnt proud of his achievements actually, not at all.

he just doesn't need someone else, better yet a human to tell him so

so he tries to ignore the public despite their incessant please for his presence ✨

Since gaster actually exists, he is still labeled as the royal scientist, despite not being apart of a monarchy anymore, and does favors for the king when the curiosity allows it.

I want him to be a grandfather figure, who rambles on about success in life, who is also emotionally repressed, who also takes many risks that a man his age shouldn't.

his ideas and experiments are very "out of the box" per say. Like, if you told him you cant see souls at all (which is most likely gonna happen) dudes gonna strap you down and ignore your cries of pain as he extracts the your soul from your chest. poking and prodding at it to compare it to a monster soul.

i mean, he has the real thing now! no need to rely in outdated textbooks and theories right? why not test it for himself? and if you resent him for the rest of your life for it, he would tell you how lucky you are to still be alive and that he got what he wanted without losing a "potential specimen".

which makes you wonder what other lives has gaster been liable for??...oh well!

And noowwww back to the reader!

since reader is now gonna be a big part of his life- he'll allow certain things to slide. as you live more and more with him and the gang, he'll call you assistant or human and not by your real name.

i dont think gaster would spend much time around you during his scheduled hours (he kicks you out half the time)

but during his free time, and since you're human, he is very curious.

he asks about you, what it's like being a human female, what makes your skin darker than other humans, and why'd you conjoin your hair-

just lots of general questions about your appearance and how humans literally dont use INTENT at all.

and yes, INTENT, DETERMINATION, ATK, LOVE, and much more terms from undertale will be used in this fic. so i suggest getting into the fandom vocab a bit when you can-

but to put it simply, INTENT is like another way of language for monsters. it's pretty much what it says, but to break it down: intent is something that you do with purpose.

personally, i headcannon intent to be more intune with emotions and how the user feels and/or wants to feel in the moment. for example "aggressive and murderous intent" or "caring, sweet, and loving intent." and INTENT carries magic within it, hence why monsters are so in tune with internal emotions while humans aren't. and that's why monsters re more in danger with humans than any other creature, because humans used unknowing intent that could kill a monster in one hit.

Surprisingly enough he doesn't like to spend his breaks at home in his bed.

instead, he goes out to muffet's for a very specific coffee order, and a spider muffin.

half of the time he'll make you pay with your own money, crippling your pockets.

other times he'll roll his eyes when you "forget" to bring your wallet and get you only a drink off the menu.

if you catch him as he's leaving out for a break, gaster may sometimes not go to muffet's at all and find a park to watch kids trip at.

or maybe a grass field during golden hour.

im not gonna say that gaster hates kids, but it's moreso that fact that they...are underdeveloped, and therefore harder to understand in his eyes.

as ive said before, this guys ignores his feelings, so he gets uncomfortable when people show theirs.

so when you cry, or get angry in situations that dont seem as big to him as it does to you, he lowkey cringes a bit.

but since.. *sigh* you're now his pupil, as well as someone who takes his work more seriously than others (DESPITE YOUR TENDENCY TO TOUCH SHIT)

he has to take of you now! and *gags* comfort you

bro cant comfort for shit (which is one of the reasons why they dont have plants at their house)

so when you hug him with your snotty face... and your...wet tears, he shivers aggressively but tries to keep still

yea he doesn't hug back at all, its bad enough he has to watch you!

(or maybe it's bc he doesn't know how to hug back 👀)

In this au, the reader is canon to the universe. not isekaid, not transported, no. she lives there and the code is accurate. so any and all timelines will include her.

and timelines are gonna be a "what if", or maybe a chapter for angst. idk yet. And in this fic, imma make the choice for flowey not to remember resets. but only due to his will (cool right?).

frisk isn't really gonna be included much into the plot, only when it calls for it.

oh shit- back to gaster

not sure if i said this before, but warming up to gaster even the littlest bit is like reading a 100 chapter slowburn.

it's gonna take a long time, hell, maybe a year or so, for him and reader to start actually building a granddaughter/grandpa relationship. so while youre still getting to know him, it's like he's avoiding you, (but you clearly don't read his schedule enough sooooo)

and when you guys finally get to that point, you guys are like buddies. he'll ramble to you about certain topics, while you sit and listen.

you'd watch movies with him as he overanalyzes characters and plots, only to fuck it up and end up with something different, claiming "he could write a better one".

gaster loves helping you study

even if it's for a 5 question quiz, he'll help you out as much as he can!

plus, id be a shame if the ✨Smartest Man On the Surface ™✨ let his little human fail!

nuh uh, not happening!!!

he's very proud of you everytime you get an assignment back with an A with lots of praise from the teachers.

he'll even try to get you in a routine (which rarely works often, as easy as it seems)

gaster chuckles every time you make him a homemade snack, or lunch meal, it warms his little heart ❤️

Other times he can't stand your attitude

Why cant you control yourself in situations that aren't bigger than you make it seem?

it racks his big brain so much, that he bans you from the lab for 3 days when stuff like that happens.

he really hates it when someone has a tone with him, it grinds against some part of his brain the makes his more "violent" and intrusive thoughts.

its not noticable at first, at least not to him, but after the 1st hour he begins thinking

"humans have skeletons right?"

"what would skin all in a pile look like?"

"what would happen if he gripped, squeezed and strangled a soul made of pure determination?"

of course, he already knows that answer to those. and if you dont, just ask frisk.

im sure they remember very well.

but after the intrusive thoughts go away, he's just left seething in anger.

i feel like gaster (,similar to donnie from rise) has a hard time understanding other people, because he's been alone for most of his life.

and that makes him jealous of you.

but in the end, you'll always be gaster's little assistant ❤️

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Understeep Gaster! Aka Chai.

"CHAI TEA!? CHAI MEANS TEA BRO! YOU'RE JUST SAYING 'TEA TEA'-"

Understeep links

Sans "Hibiscus"

Papyrus "Matcha"

More info about Gaster below :0 ↓

• Received his face cracks while assisting in the monster war.

• Magic takes on a warm brown and cream color.

• Discovered how to turn Echo Flowers into tea. It tastes terrible, but has remarkable healing properties.

• Gaster died when Sans was 14 and Papyrus was 6

• Papyrus started wearing his scarf after his death.

• Gaster isn't a royal scientist in this au. He ran the shop on the surface before relocating it to Snowdin after the monsters were sealed away.

• Taught Sans fire magic and Papyrus healing magic.

• Allowed Sans to help around the shop as a teen.

• Gaster's death within the core was a freak accident that wasn't his fault.

• Sans frequently interned at the lab with the royal scientists as a teen. Gaster was delivering tea to king Asgore when the core suddenly malfunctioned.

• Knowing his son was there, Gaster quickly teleported to the lab to find his son.

• While Gaster was able to get Sans to safety, Gaster didn't survive due to the crumbling floor, and fell into the core.

• When Gaster died, his existence was erased from the world, turning him into the "goop Gaster" we see in the game.

• Nobody in the underground remembered who Gaster was, all except for Sans.

• Sans watched his father die. He later quit the science field entirely to take care of the shop full time. Even if nobody remembered his dad, there was no way Sans would let the one thing left of his father close down.

• Papyrus doesn't remember Gaster much at all. All he remembers is a warm and loving presence who used to wear the same scarf he does. Beyond basic disconnected emotions, Papyrus has no other memory of his dad.

• Gaster sits in the grey room, not quite alive, yet not quite dead; waiting to eventually see his sons again.

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7-49: Technological Effort!

—48 Hours Later

*beep, beep, beep*

System Voice: “ORTHO configuration data has been received from the test communications satellite.”

System Voice: “Program rebuilding started. 48%……85%……Completed.”

Ortho: “Uuu~~~nn!”

Ortho: “I’m finally back! I still feel like the data array is messed up.”

Ortho: “It’s 5 o’clock in the morning, huh. What happened at Sage’s Island since then?”

Ortho: “Nii-san is……”

Director: “…………You’re back, Ortho.”

Ortho: “WHOA, DAD! YOU SCARED ME!”

Ortho: “Crawling out from under the operator’s desk… What were you doing down there?”

Director: “The work wasn’t finished, so I stayed at headquarters.”

Director: “As of now, I will board a transport plane, and head to the special disaster countermeasure headquarters set up in the Land of Dawn.”

Ortho: “How has the situation changed in the 48 hours I’ve been transferring data?”

Director: “‘S.T.Y.X.’, the Magical Force, and with assistance from the royal family in Briar Valley, attempted to break through the energy field created by Malleus Draconia. Gah……”

Director: “Neither physical or magical attacks work.”

Director: “Both humans and fairies get entangled in the thorns surrounding the surface, and are dragged into the energy field if they get too close.”

Director: “Currently, we’re surrounding the perimeter with our magic barriers to halt the encroachment...”

Director: “We haven’t been able to completely suppress it, and the field continues to expand as of now.”

Director: “Sage’s Island is far from other continents, so it’s evaded serious damage…but, it’s only a matter of time.

Ortho: “What about mom?”

Director: “She’s been in lab 1 ever since.”

Ortho: “You mean…”

Chief: “HEY~~~~~~~! ORTIE!”

Chief: “You always tell mama to listen to the story until the end!”

Chief: “Even saying things that frighten your parents. Bad child!”

Ortho: “Um……sorry.”

Chief: “If you weren’t a hologram right now, I’d spank you!”

Chief: “But, it’s great that you apologized properly. It’s good to be honest!”

Chief: “……It’s good to see you back. First of all, I’m glad you’re okay.”

Chief: “Welcome back, Ortie.”

Ortho: “……Yup. I’m back.”

Chief: “Now then, the preparations are ready.”

Ortho: “Huh? You don’t mean…”

Chief: “After all, it would be a problem if the Island of Woe was inundated.”

Chief: “Come to the mainframe in Lab 1.”

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Cybernetic Sneezes

A collection of Mettaton (Undertale) scenarios

for @big-snot-1997

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Mettaton has an enormous, and, according to him, very ugly sneeze. But he hardly ever had trouble keeping it to himself in the past. The problem? Ever since the fight with Frisk, their stardom has blossomed. That would normally be a good thing, but when he’s battling the peak of a nasty computer virus, keeping his nose under wraps has become more and more difficult. Mettaton ducks out during interviews, runs away from paparazzis, and even completely avoids his fans. But the charade can only last so long, and not only have his fans grown more suspicious, but his nose has become more unpredictable.

A monster has been hired as one of Mettaton’s assistants, and is determined to do well. The first day, however, begins in chaos. Enormous, glitching sneezes erupt from the robot’s dressing room, and the monster rushes in to see Mettaton doubled over in a fit of dramatic proportions. Once he can get control of himself, he explains shortly that there’s something in his dressing room that’s making him sneeze, even though he gave specific instructions to the studio about what to include in his room. Now, it’s up to the new assistant to figure out Mettaton’s mysterious allergen before they go on stage in an hour. And, what’s worth, something about the quivering of Mettaton’s nostrils and the loud, unapologetic hitches that are distracting them…

After an upgrade by Alphys, Mettaton is told that they can do a myriad of things that they couldn’t before. The robot, of course, doesn’t listen very closely, assuming that this is just another fix-up with very few new actual abilities. They leave the lab, thinking nothing of it. However, as they go through the Waterfall and near the pollen-filled echo flowers, they begin to notice an odd sensation building in their nose - a tingly buzzing that grows stronger and stronger the farther they walk. Soon, their nostrils flare, and their eyes become wet. Mettaton can’t help but gasp, once, twice, three times, until they let out a terrific sneeze. Having never sneezed before, but becoming very curious about the project, he spends the rest of the day figuring out this new power of theirs…and perhaps learning a few drawbacks.

Mettaton learns about the idea of becoming ill for the first time after Sans stops by with a cold. While Alphys checks him out — and tries to figure out how a skeleton can even catch a head cold — the robot becomes jealous of the amount of attention Sans is getting. He figures that getting sick is some sort of achievement, or a special trait that illicits awe or adoration. In an attempt to gain this attention, Mettaton loads a computer virus directly into their system. Immediately, their cheeks, nose, and forehead become red hot. Their joints creak and shake, and their speech becomes garbled. Finally, they are overcome with huge sneezes that spread the virus to all other electronics, causing a state of chaos inside the lab.

After sneezing on one of his live events, Mettaton realizes that his ratings go up every time he does so. Perhaps he has cute sneezes, or they cause sympathy…or perhaps quite a few monsters enjoy when he sneezes. Whatever the case, he decides to have a special show where he tries to see what makes him sneeze — feathers, dogs, flowers, pepper, or really anything that his audience can suggest! Somehow, despite it being very different from his regular content, Mettaton very much enjoys the experiments, although he can’t quite place why…

#ohnos prompts #ohnos ideas #snz prompts #snz prompt #snz #snz kink #snzblr #snz things #snezblr #snzario #snez kink #snz scenario #snezario

[at1nys-blog]

San Valentine

Pairing: Roronoa Zoro x Rhea Costa (OC)

Summary: Zoro is sure Sanji could help him find the perfect Valentine's gif for Rhea, turns out the cook doesn't really know what she likes or not

A/N: based on an idea while creating my very first op's OC; also this is kinda different from what I am used to write I hope you like it as much as the rest of my ffs; also I’ll put at the end a pic of the dagger because I described it poorly since I never had to describe a weapon before.

Masterlist

Zoro didn't understand how Rhea Costa seemed so comfortable around him, I mean the swordman tried to kill her the first time they met.

Zoro remembered the events of that day as if it was just yesterday:

Shiki's palace on fire, him running to get to the laboratory to take down the enemy. He remembered pretty clearly when he turned the wrong corner and eneded up in the room she was working.

Due to a natural instinct, Rhea Costa jumped out her seat and in a second she threw one of her daggers to the pirate, Zoro dodged but he had to admit her tecnique was pretty impressive.

"Who are you?" Zoro made a note, the girl was the type to act first, ask later. He liked it. The pirate didn't answer, he just looked around to find the doctor of the enemy crew but nothing. "Cat got your tongue? Why are you not answering my question?" she added, tired of the lack of communication, but still…nothing.

She scoffed, rolling her eyes at the green haired guy, the girl thought it was going to be a waste of time, she had a job to do if she didn't want to get killed for not obbeying.

"Where is the damn lab?" the swordman said, a whisper but Rhea cought it still. Why on eart the ene... OOOOHHHH, probably he was there to kill him.

The Devil Fruit user pondered if she wanted to help him, she didn't knew anything about the intruder, she just knew he had green hair, black eyes and three swords... Wait, three swords? For real?

Curios about the pirate, Rhea decided to follow behind him. She knew she was going to be punished for that but under attack, Shiki could have thought she followed the enemy to try and save her captain, yeah as if.

The man found the doctor, and was engaged in a deep battle that he didn't notice the girl behind him, nor when the three of them ended up in the back yard of the castle due to a blast of wind created by the movements of a pair of wings.

Shit, Rhea thought, the timing was so wrong but all that chaos triggered her devil fruit power and now, she was a fucking white dragon with a pair of wings. Zoro looked at the animal for a moment, then when he noticed a frozen Chopper and Usopp he tried to bring his nakamas back to reality and asked for a little help.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS????" started Usopp, tears flooding down his cheeks. "Is a dragon we are talking about, what am I supposed to do?" the vice-captain scoffed, was it possible for the snipper to be more coward than that? Maybe yes.

"I guess I have to do it myself" he said and was about to slash the animal if Chooper didn't warn him about the enemy trying to escape the conflict, it was an instinct, or so Zoro hoped to be honest.

Rhea, charged her abuser, taking him from the collar of his shirt with her claws and throwing him back in front of the green haired pirate. Another curse word came to mind when the girl felt her power wearing off. She felt way more lighter, no pressure on her spine, meaning the wings were not there anymore.

She was going to hit the floor if it wasn't for a blonde guy in a black suit (Rhea learned later on his name was Sanji) and heart shaped eyes? Rhea questioned if this crew had a normal member or if everyone were as particular as those two, not having left her place as the doctor assistant she couldn’t tell.

The two of them landed next to the compulsive liar and deer, Rhea trying to catch her breath and the the two new presences scared of her.

"Wasn't she beautiful even as a dragon?" said the blonde guy, still heart shaped eyes present on his features. She ignored him, she wanted to see how the battle downstair was going and for what she was able to see the nameless guy had the upper hand.

She was excited, finally someone strong enough to take him down, finally a free pass to run away from her abuser and that stupid crew Shiki had going on.

In the background the devil fruit user could hear, even though just as a whisper, the three guys arguing about something. Rhea didn't care, she was too much into knowing who was going to win.

A hand waved in front of Zoro's face, Rhea Costa had being trying to get his attention for the past five minutes but the second in command was too preoccupied remembering their encounter to notice.

"I swear you are always in your little world. Sanji wanted to talk to you" she added. Zoro didn't move, to focused on how her face tattoo-a symbol of her tribe-looked so sophisticated. The swordman couldn't understand it, they were just some lines and dots all over her face and yet they looked like the most beautiful thing he ever layed eyes on. "Are you listening? Sanji is calling for you, is urgent"

He scoffed, what was so urgent to get him called while resting from his endless training? He thanked her, and walked into the kitchen.

Zoro was met with a smocking Sanji, the man waved away the smoke of the cigarette annoyed of the smell. He didn't mind the cook smoking in his habitat, but is was pretty annoying for him.

"What" one word only, what else was he supposed to say?

"You know we are going to stay here for just three days, right?" okay, the information given to the swordman was not of help, why would he care about how many days they are staying on the island? "and you know that to get to the next one is going to take us, like a couple of weeks, right?" again, what was his point? Zoro couldn't undesrstand it. Black Leg Sanji scoffed, adressing his crew mate as an idiot.

"Ohi, just get to the point. I don't see one yet." he was growing impatiente, what was with Sanji and his beating around the bush? "you know if is not that important, I will be going back to my training" and it was here that Sanji kicked him in the back of the head. "OHI! What was that for?"

"St. Valentine is in 5 days. If you don't get Rhea something here, you are going to be weeks late" nothing, the notion was not getting into Zoro's thick skull at all. St. Valentine? Why would he buy her something? The two crew mates were not a thing and probably never would. "Oh so you got her something already?" the blondie hoped so, because if it wasn't like that Zoro was a total idiot. The most idiotic person the cook ever saw in his life.

"No I didn't and I don't see why I should" Sanji wanted to hit the pirate once more, just one more time to make him understand his point of view.

"So you are telling me, you are not going to give your crush anything for St. Valentine?" The pirate had to rub his face on his palms to keep calm or chaos was going to unleash in seconds. "I really don't understant what she sees in you, dumb marimo." the insult was free, or so Zoro thought. What was wrong in not doing a move on the most romantic day of the year? He really didn't want to do it.

"what if she doesn't feel the same?" it wasn't meant for the cook to hear but Zoro's doubts were now of public domain, shit.

"Ar... I am sorry, did you not understand what I just told you? Oh my god you are so dense." Sanji culdn't stand up no more, he was loosing his balance due to how stupid Zoro was being. "What part of 'I don't understand what she sees in you' do you not understand?" it took the green haired pirate some minutes to connect the dots, and when he did he started to panic.

His mind raced into milion of thoughts. Was he supposed to buy her flowers? No, he knew she couldn'y keep them alive. Maybe a book? Nah, it was just going to be a waste of money and he was already in huge debts with Nami. Chocolates? He remembered she didn't like sweets too much. What was the perfect gift for someone as simple as Rhea?

"Luckily for you, I have some ideas in mind." oh no, that was going to get ugly.

Zoro was right, choosing a present, with Sanji felt like a quest. The two pirates went into all the clothes shops but ended up kicked out of all of them due to the bickering: Sanji was sure that Rhea would love the dress he picked; Zoro wasn't sure. The color was neither her favorite nor a good choice with her skin or hair color.

Moving to the libraries once again the two Mugiwaras argued about getting a book for the girl. Zoro reminded the cook Rhea was not into reading as much as he thought.

"But I always see her reading?" the man was confused, every time he passed by her she had her nose up into a different book.

"She uses Robin's books to fall asleep. How can you not notice?" that was a low blow, how could someone like Roronoa Zoro notice such small details about her and not him? Was this the side effect of love?

"Okay, then what would be a good present for her?" Zoro didn't had to think too hard, it was easy, very easy. "Daggers?"

"Daggers" he repetead, smiling.

Entering the shop, the two pirates went straight to the daggers section: Sanji was searching for something elegant, sophisticated and graceful; Zoro something practical for combat and that she would like.

"this is so nice" Zoro's left eye twiched, it was a nice dagger, but it wasn't right for her. Inspecting the object he just put it back and told Sanji to search better. "a hint of what should I pick?"

"Practical and with her favourite color" a moment of silence. "Blue. Blue is her favorite color"

"I know" Sanji said annoyed.

The blond pirate was grewing frustated, nothing that he picked was a good choice. He started to think Zoro was doing it on purpose but no. Everything was not good enough. Some were the right size but the colors? The worst one he saw on a dagger; if the color got his attention, the size and the shape weren't a fit for Rhea.

"Just pick anything already" the cook said, but Zoro didn't hear him, the verbal information flew over his head when he finally saw it. The perfect dagger was laying under his nose.

"Is this from Alabasta?" it was and he was so happy to know that. His mind went back to the conversation him and Rhea had some days ago, she told him how she really wanted one of those curved daggers from Alabasta, with fancy details and bright gems all over the handler and now he had one in his hands.

The size was perfect for her, it wasn't too small neither too big to look like a katana of his; the blade was lightly curved, he thought it wasn't a bad features, he recalled how she told him she was not used to the ones with a crescent form; the handler was blue and richly composed with gold patterns all over. What got his attention was the head of a tiger at the top of the handler.

"This is perfect" he was sure, 100% sure that was the best choice for a new dagger to gift her. Sanji was still not convinced.

"What does not convince you?" asked Zoro, he was so tired and the only thing he wanted to do was buying the dagger and go back on the Sunny.

"is just...Are you sure?"

"Look, this one has everything, is from Alabasta, is curved, has her favorite color and animal. I am 100% sure is the best choice" wow, Sanji never saw the green haired like this. He was really into Rhea. Sanji took a deep breath and let the friend do as he thought was the best.

The day was finally here but everyone acted as always, I mean it wasn't a big deal since there was not a single couple on the ship, but still, Zoro felt like something was going in the wrong way. He started to think if that was the best option at the market.

"I swear you are always in your little world. Why are you not celebrating with the others?" shit, he had to think of an excuse but nothing came to mind, he wanted to back down. The idea to gift her a dagger from Alabasta at the end sounded so stupid, maybe he had to listen to Sanji for once. "ah before I forget, here a little present. Is nothing special but.." the pirate snatched the box from her hands in a second and he wasted no time and opened it.

He was perplexed, why a blue bandana? He already had one and it was not in need to be replaced yet, so why? What was she thinking while buying it?

"I know, blue is not your color but" she stopped for a second, too embaraced maybe. "is stupid but, I wanted you to have something that reminds you of me, you know in case we are to be separated" he smiled, knowing he had won a little battle against the romantic gestures of Sanji.

Zoro reassured her it wasn't stupid at all, and then handed her a bigger box himself.

"When I saw it I thought it was the per..."

"Oh my god I love it. Thank you Zoro." she hugged him, not thinking if he felt comfortable or not about the physical contact, she was just too happy to realize what was happening. "I am totally gonna use this from now on." she added.

"Glad you liked it." he said and watched her jumping out the kitchen, all happy about the little weapon. Zoro tied the kerchief around Shusui with a proud smile on his face.

She was happy with the blade and he was happy for that.

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#roronoa zoro #roronoa zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x poc!reader #roronoa zoro x you #roronoa zoro x yn #roronoa zoro x y/n #zoro x reader #zoro x poc!reader #zoro x you #zoro x y/n #zoro x yn #op fanfic #op ff #one piece x reader #one piece x poc!reader #one piece x you #one piece x y/n #one piece x yn #one piece fanfiction #one piece ff #one piece anime #one piece manga

[apompkwrites]

I imagined that after everyone deals with Idia's overblot is when Yuu gets found in Dottire!Shroud's lab, so I had headcanons for this.

Part 1

Next Part (Ingo!Vanrouge, Older!Crowley, and Bodyguard!Al-Asim)

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Sans!Zigvolt

You wanna see a teen go from 0 to 2000 in span of a few minutes? You wanna see him do it again, but this time at Crowley?!

Man's pissed the hell off at Crowley's level of incompetence. This is the first time in a long time that anyone seen him this angry. The anger even scared some of the dorm leaders due to how normally chill Sans!Zigvolt. It took Kaeya!Kingscholar, Katakuri!Leech and Ningguang!Grotto to talk/calm him down.

After he calms down, he goes to check on Yuu and almost never leaves their bedside in the school infirmary. He often skips classes to hang out with Yuu and occasionally Malleus since Malleus often visits Yuu as much as possible after what happen.

♣︎☆

Ningguang!Ashengrotto

One of the main ones to pay for Yuu's medical bills after what happened to them. They occasionally visit Yuu to see if they're recovering well and don't care for NRC's rivalry with RSA since any friend of Katakuri!Leech and Sans!Zigvolt is a friendly acquaintance to them.

Got Yuu a whole sercuity force to protect them and therapist to deal with the trauma. They also made an offer for Yuu to seek out RSA assistance if this wasn't enough to help.

Somehow, they and Older!Crowley managed to get Yuu more things to identify themselves like ID and a home with Older!Crowley to go back to and things related to stuff they like.

♤♡

Kaeya!Kingscholar

From Teasing Boy to Protective Lion in instant. Probably stays closer to Yuu after the whole kidnapping even if Yuu said that they're okay. No one hurts his friends and gets away with it!

Probably bares his teeth a lot more to the Shroud Brothers than he realized. He doesn't hate them, but he just doesn't trust them especially around Yuu.

Another one to ditch classes to hang out with Yuu and keep a close eye on them. He already lost loved one, he wasn't ready to lose a beloved friend amongst the Black Sheep.

☆★

Katakuri!Leech

Goes from stoic to scarily furious in instant, but it's more of cold fury than anything. He is now Yuu's personal bodyguard at this point and that means no one is allowed to bully them at all.

A lot more vocal about Yuu trying to help people after the kidnapping. Crowley isn't getting away with anything anymore especially around Katakuri!Leech who Crowley is probably scared of.

Doesn't skip his classes like Sans!Zigvolt and Kaeya!Kingscholar, but does visit Yuu to tell them about his day in class and what they did during the usual Black Sheep Club meetings. He often bring donuts with him to share with Yuu while he's visiting.

ooh love some comfort <33

love the idea of sans!zigvolt going apeshit but calming down to take care of yuu :)

and ningguang!ashengrotto would probably fight to get yuu treatment, either in RSA where they can guarantee the success, or at a hospital of their choice.

kaeya!kingscholar would become a bodyguard no doubt :DD

and katakuri!leech is extra muscle!! ugh yuu isn't gonna get into any trouble with these guys around.

#a pompk answers #black sheep #a danika redgrave's rambles

[silcoitus]

You might be tired of me.. (if u saw the other requests..)

BUT do u have a oc? Like maybe u can perhaps doodle what arcane oc u might have? Or maybe even for ur first, if ya want

LOVE YA

-Lj

Haha i'm not tired of you! Thank you for all the wonderful messages! But it will be a while till I get to your (3) requests. But I like all of them, so I'll likely do them all (in time)!

So technically I guess all my longfic reader characters are OC's, though some are a lot more fleshed out than others. (For instance, Swapped reader doesn't even have a name.) I've commissioned art from some wonderful artists, so why not share them! Especially because one of these I never posted, so this is the perfect opportunity to!

Coi's OCs!

(only main characters, I have so many OC side characters, it's ridic)

Quinn

Reader character from The Mad Scientist's Assistant

33 years old

5’4”

Hair color: Green

Eye color: Brown

Stubborn, easily tongue-tied, fiercely independent, protective of kids/teens

Went into science/alchemy

Haunted by memories of late ex-bf Nico

Meets Silco when she becomes Singed’s lab assistant

Enjoys: dissecting animals, listening to old records, eating at Jericho’s

Above art by @misugii

Above art by @silcosentropy

Quinn

Reader character from Tailor-Made

An AU of TMSA Quinn where she inherits her late mother's tailor-shop rather than going into science. Like TMSA Quinn, she's: 33 years old, 5’4” with green hair and brown eyes. But unlike TMSA Quinn, she:

Has a 10yo son, Griff

Divorced from ex-husband Nico (who left when Griff was born)

Meets Silco when he comes in for repairs and to get new clothes for Jinx

Enjoys: sewing, playing with Griff, hanging out with her best friend Faye in her bakery

Above is me doing a very rough costest of Tailor-Made Quinn sans green wig/contacts, gold trim on her apron.

Above concept art by @stepsonsilco

Andi

Reader character from Songbird

Singer-songwriter

Works odd jobs in Zaun to get by

Has an ex-gf who cheated on her (naturally, she wrote a song about it)

Meets Silco while she's busking in the Lanes, about a week or so after Vander's betrayal

Enjoys: Playing her guitar, writing songs, and daydreaming about seeing the rest of Runeterra

Above art by @silcosentropy

Cowgirl Reader

Reader character from Barton Hollow

I never could come up with a good name for her! It's rather unfortunate because she's such a fun character.

May or may not have killed her late husband (who was also a drunk and a cheat) in self-defense

Inherits her late husband's shop that she begrudgingly runs in the small town of Barton Hollow

Stubborn, loud-mouthed, and not afraid to look Death directly in the eyes

Meets Silco when she goes to the bank for a loan and ends up as Silco's hostage during his (successful) robbery attempt

Enjoys: playing card games

Above art by @deny-the-issue

Okay writing all those out, it's very obvious that I have a tendency of giving my reader character's terrible exes lololol oop. Hey, at least they all end up with Silco in the end.

#silcoitus #silcoitus answers #tmsa #tailor made #barton hollow #songbird

[dokujirai]

#78 ぶちのめせ！ (Tear them a new one!) Superhuman Share House Story 『CHARISMA』

Watch the track here.

Torahime: This is…

Ohse: Ah, that’s Terra-san’s mirror.

Ohse: He would always sit there, looking at himself while his nose was bleeding.

Ohse: And on that side, Amahiko-san would hit on him and Terra-san would always get mad.

Ohse: Oh, and speaking of getting mad--

Ohse: Sarukawa-san would put his feet up while sitting down and Rikai-san always scolded him for that.

Ohse: Fumiya-san quietly reads his book over here.

Ohse: Iori-kun prepares dinner in the kitchen, and it smells delicious.

Torahime: Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn’t it.

Ohse: Eh-

Nakagami: (Minato Ohse happily recounted his memories to us.)

Nakagami: (Just as I thought, what he had “forgotten” was in relation to those 6.)

Nakagami: (A painting of those 6, excluding himself.)

Assistants: Woah…! Wow…!

Torahime: That’s amazing…

Nakagami: Did you draw this?

Ohse: … Yes. But it’s not finished yet.

Ohse: They all keep telling me to add my shitty self in, it’s so absurd.

Ohse: But…

Ohse: I promised them, that I would see this painting to the end.

Nakagami: And that’s why you can’t leave it as is.

Ohse: … Yes.

Nakagami: (I suppose it doesn’t particularly mean anything, but it’d be troublesome if he had a sudden change of heart.)

Nakagami: (I tried to have the painting transported to the lab, however…)

Torahime: …!? You’re burning it!? Why…!

Ohse: I can’t move on if I have this, I can’t go back to being alone.

Ohse: It’s in the way.

Nakagami: A clean slate. How gallant.

Torahime: Hold on a minute!

Ohse: !

Nakagami: ?

Torahime: … Is that really okay? Didn’t you make a promise?

Nakagami: What are you…?

Torahime: It’s just that, you sounded so happy when you were talking.

Torahime: They must mean a lot to you.

Torahime: How can you burn that promise away…

Torahime: Don’t you feel anything at all!?

Ohse: Nothing at all.

Ohse: I’m a piece of shit, after all.

Torahime: …!

Iori: Is that so~?

Scientists: !?

Assistants: What the hell is this!? What’s going on!? Wha-what’s this…!

Assistant: Doctor! A pole dancing pole is coming up from the floor!

Nakagami: What!? This is a former embassy villa! 

Nakagami: What is that kind of mechanism doing here!?

Amahiko: Fufufufufufu, hahahahaha!

Nakagami: That’s Tendou Amahiko, isn’t it-

Amahiko: SEXY ATTAAAAAAACK!!

Scientists: AAAAAAGHHHHH~~!

Ohse: !? … Eeh???

Nakagami: The Ch-Charismatics… How did you know to find us here…!

Iori: We just used this!

(Radar beeps)

Nakagami: The Charisma radar!

Iori: Fumiya-san had broken the previous one, so me being the slave I am, fixed it.

Iori: Ohse-san, will you finally let me serve you now~

Iori: Here, let’s seal the deal on this contract! Quit taking so long!

Iori: Finger! Give me your finger! FINGERRRRRR-!

(Fumiya pushes Iori out of the way)

Iori: AAH!

Fumiya: Ohse.

Ohse: !

Fumiya: If you’re really just a piece of shit who feels nothing at all, then how come this thing keeps beeping?

(Radar beeps)

Ohse: …!

Ohse: You shouldn’t lie, Ohse-kun. ‘tis folly that disturbs your order the most.

Amahiko: While you may hate yourself, you are surely more loving to those around you than anyone else.

Amahiko: That’s why you can create sexy paintings like this. 

Kei: We’ll wait on ya no matter what!

Kei: Even if ya hate it, dumbass!

Ohse: ………

Nakagami: How impressive of Charisma. I never would have expected you to use our own radar against us.

Nakagami: In that case, I too shall act. There’s no way I can’t take advantage of this great opportunity here.

Ohse: !?

(The rest of the 6 struggle against Nakagami’s team)

Rikai: Stop this violence, you fools!

Nakagami: Round them all up! Bring them to the lab!

Assistants: Yes sir!

Ohse: Wait! This isn’t what you promised! I’ll do anything!

Ohse: You have to stop this!

(Ohse is pushed from Nakagami and falls)

Ohse: !!

Nakagami: I don’t understand, why don’t you trust me?

Nakagami: You told me that you were responsible for all your misfortunes.

Nakagami: And that you deserved to be punished accordingly.

Nakagami: But that’s not the truth!

Nakagami: You didn’t do anything wrong!

Nakagami: You did nothing wrong, and yet, the whole world attacked and oppressed you!

Ohse: …!

Nakagami: You forced yourself to find a reason.

Nakagami: That’s how you’ve been holding yourself together.

Nakagami: I’m different from the others, Minato-kun.

Nakagami: You must respect and protect yourself, harness that power that makes you, you.

Nakagami: I’m your ally.

Ohse: … Ally?

(The rest of them struggle with pained voices)

Ohse: This is wrong. This isn’t what I asked for.

Ohse: Wrong… Wrong!

Ohse: I have to say it.

Ohse: I have… to say… it…

(Ohse’s vision fades to black)

Nakagami: Hah, you are weak. All you have to do is listen to what I say.

Ohse: …

Ohse: Y-ye…

Terra: RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Assistants: GUUH!!!

Terra: OHHHHHSEEEEEEEEEEE!

Terra: I want you to take these assholes and…

Terra: TEAR THEM A NEW ONE!!!!

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

(The voices of past bullies)

Bully 1: Hey.

Bully 2: Tch.

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

(Things being violently thrown)

(Water splashes)

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

Bully 1: Hahaha.

Bully 2: Gross.

(Ohse’s heartbeat pounds)

(The 6 struggle with pained voices)

Nakagami: I’m your ally.

Ohse: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kei: AH! I’VE SEEN THAT BEFORE! THAT’S BAD NEWS!

Kei: WE’RE IN BIG TROUBLE! I’M SERIOUS, THIS IS REAL BAD!

Kei: EVERYONE, WE GOTTA RUN~~~!

Kei: YOU GUYS TOO, RUN AWAY!

Ohse: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Fumiya: Charisma Charge, success.

Torahime: D-DOCTORRRR!

Nakagami: How amazing…

Fumiya: Hell Break.

“Yes, yes, I know that. Yes, I’m sorry. I apologize. It’s alright. You don’t have to say anything else, I know. I know that very well.”

Worthless, trash, garbage, scummy loser A cesspool of shit like a pile of snow on the ground Everything you do is a waste Cease your living as a towering trash heap

HELL YEAH!!

To punish evil and reward good is poetic justice Commonplace for the ordinary So then what’s the deal? I don’t remember this Perhaps merely existing is a sin in itself I’m not here because I asked for this life Even the slightest of hopes are no longer here Yeah, I already know who’s the worst of them all

A sunny January 1st New Years. This shitty loser will live yet again for another year. I’m so sorry. A fine October 31st Halloween. Given that they’re dressed like zombies, I wanted them to devour every single part of this shitty loser. Clear skies, December 24th. What is a Holy Night? My apologies. This shitty loser is unneeded. June 14th, heavy rain. My birthday. I couldn’t do anything today. I’m sorry for being born.

This shitty dump of a life As if I’m living in the ninth hell A metamorphosis of regret at a dead end I can’t believe I’m allowed to live That day will never come I’ll just keep living in my own pool of blood

#Charisma House #charismahouse #karisuma #Charisma #crsm tl #rikai kusanagi #fumiya ito #ohse minato #amahiko tendo #kei sarukawa #iori motohashi #terra #nakagami soemon #MCdokujirai

[stainedglassthreads]

Pretty sure it’s been done to death before, but it’s still so interesting comparing soul colors to how the monsters are colored. 

Toriel and Asgore use the most purple in their respective designs. They’ve both lived through immense amounts of tragedy, and done their best to persevere, and stick to morals or duty, respectively. Asgore also has some yellow in his design, he’s trying to deliver the monsters the Justice that they expect from him, but it’s no longer his primary desire. (I actually headcanon that the walls of New Home used to be painted bright yellow, but after Chara and Asriel’s death the color faded to grey. Both to reflect how the Underground lost hope, but here it could also be Asgore growing tired of war and justice and vengeance, only wanting to see his family again.) 

Meanwhile Alphys’ primary color is Justice. And a lot of people might think that’s a pretty strange choice for her. She’s a bad person, some might say. She created the Amalgamates, kept them in the True Lab, and lied to their families. But one could possibly say that she did all of that BECAUSE she had a strong sense of Justice. 

Alphys is a flawed person, but I believe she does have a pretty strong sense of morality, and right and wrong. And that’s part of her problem. She KNOWS she’s done wrong, and because she has such a strong morality, she judges herself very harshly, but fears others will do the same-- or even moreso. So she begins to lie, to buy herself time, but there’s nothing she can do with her very limited resources, so she instead keeps building and building people’s reactions to her in her mind, and worsening her anxiety and depression. 

She is a better critical thinker than most of the Underground in some ways, though. Most of the Underground accept that humanity is composed of monstrous people, and even those that do believe humans can be good people still want to collect the seventh soul, either so they can see the stars, or for the fame and prestige associated with capturing a human. Even Papyrus, the kindest and most idealistic monster, wants to assist in capturing you. Even Mettaton, who genuinely loves and admires humanity, still wants to take Frisk’s soul for his own purposes. 

Alphys stands apart, as one of the only monsters who’s never met a human, but of her own volition does her best to actively assist one in evading capture. Yes, she has some selfish motivations in wanting to play out her dreams of being a hero, but everyone in Undertale is a bit selfish. As I said, Papyrus wants to capture a human to become popular, and yes, he does know what death is and that his boss wants the human dead. 

Alphys is perhaps, besides Toriel, the only major character who both loves humanity and wants to keep the Royal Guard from capturing Frisk. (I’m not counting Sans because it’s hard to tell how serious he is about ‘you’d be dead where you stand.’ I don’t think he’d kill Frisk the second they leave the ruins, but who knows.) 

Then there’s the stuff with the Amalgamates. The more I think about this, the more I realize... I think Alphys’ biggest problem is that she prioritizes people’s happiness so much. She really does. She specifically says it would be better if Asgore didn’t see the tapes, because she knows they’d hurt him even worse. And I think the biggest reason she was so stressed about the Amalgamates and  lying about them was... she had already told the families that everyone had woken up fine, and had in that case been made a liar by unpredictable circumstances. She didn’t want to deliver anything less than the happy ending she promised them, and so stalled, lied, delayed, and begun to judge herself more and more harshly for lying, for failing the Amalgamates and their families, until she hit rock bottom and found herself in Waterfall, overlooking the abyss. 

Alphys has a sense of right and wrong. And she knows better than anyone else when she does wrong. But because she’s such a harsh judge of herself, she feels the people she’s failed will be just as harsh-- or even moreso. So, trash that she is, she lies and scrambles to fix things, and sometimes she lies more to make herself feel better, feel like a hero, and she’s also helping the human not die, isn’t she? Maybe everyone can win! 

But it’s not that simple. Sometimes, despite your best intentions, you just can’t tackle all these problems alone. And Alphys can’t. Sometimes, as scary as it is, the best thing you can do is come clean to everyone around you and try to deal with the fallout together. And Alphys does do that, too. She does it with Frisk and Undyne’s support in True Pacifist, and when things get really, really bad, she does it in the oft-overlooked Queen Alphys ending, too. 

Side-note. But what with all the evidence supporting that Determination may be golden instead of red... it’s also interesting that Alphys, the character most heavily involved in the DT experiments, is a yellow lizard. Not quite the same color, but fittingly close. 

#undertale #undertale meta #undertale analysis #toriel #asgore #asgore dreemurr #alphys #how did this become an alphys analysis post