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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead!

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back!

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then!

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it!#Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay!#they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth”#“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??”#“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on”#“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff”#Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :)#At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

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dutchs-blog · 6 months

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Hamster Vs Granny In The Scared Halloween House

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jade-len · 4 months

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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons'#and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that'#and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?'#i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

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introvertedx10 · 2 years

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#funny #lol #funny post #lolol #funny pics #hilarious #comedy #funny images #meme #dank memes #omg #hahahaha #why #public transport #weird stuff

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memecat9000 · 1 month

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Yo

#dank memes #hilarious #humor #jokes #lol #memes #haha #omg #puns #comic #gay #gay men #queer stuff

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xno-chill-memesx · 9 months

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fungodaily · 5 months

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You Laugh You Restart ❤️ - Part 4

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humble-humbler · 29 days

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Sexy YUM-HAA-HAA ..... enjoying a day @ the beach!

#funny #haha #humor #lol #hilarious #jokes #omg #comic #funny content #funny humor #funny pics #funny shit #funny stuff #funny post #too funny

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cocofundaily · 19 days

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Awesome

#funny #memes #funny memes #meme #humor #haha #wholesome #my work #hilarious #lol #dank memes #omg #funny video #funny shit #funny stuff #funny videos

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mywastelandperfection · 5 months

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#tumblr post #tumblr #tumblr memes #memes #dank memes #funny #funny content #gender meme #trans memes #gay memes #funny post #funny stuff #best memes #fresh memes #hilarious #lol memes #omg #omg omg omg

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legendbehavior · 7 months

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me and my friend trying to get a cat out of a tree

me: whelp, desperate times call for desperate measurements

my friend: yep, wait- measurements?

me: *pulls out dozens of wooden rulers and starts hurling them at the cat*

#lol #humor #memes #funny #hilarious #lmao #lol memes #omg #funny stuff

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dutchs-blog · 8 months

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DIY Lit Ghost! 👻

#haloween #halloween decorations #halloween party #halloween stuff #amazing #video #funny tumblr #funny content #halloween costumes #strange #weird #hilarious #funny #laugh #my video #lol #omg

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celticwoman · 5 months

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saw this on my dash today and thought it'd be fun to do it since i don't think i've ever shared anything about tillie on here! she's my main and only farmer, i'm definitely one of those ppl who prefer always playing the same save instead of having multiple ones!

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she and jas share a birthday! tillie loves baking goodies for her as a present

she started hanging out with the Moms™ before even becoming a mom herself (if i couldn't romance jodi you bet i made her my best friend) + she attends exercise classes with them

tillie genuinely hates seafood but loves fishing!

she befriended alex's grandparents before she even befriended him 👍🏻

other really good friends of hers include: haley, linus & demetrius

thought it'd be cute to add her children, archie & cindy, instead of her horsie

#the way i looove this #and omg. i wanted to open stardew to check some stuff i didn't remember and for a sec i thought i had lost this save !!!!! i was SWEATING #like. my sisters' saves were there but mine wasn't!!!!! huge panic #but i fixed it #stardew valley #also realised i'm loyal to alex bc i never feel like romancing anyone else. hilarious #cause usually i replay games multiple times in order to romance everyone

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whatswrongwithnini · 5 days

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in my country you eat raw mango cause it's really good and tangy (try it its good) so once when I was in a boarding school me and my friends were eating watermelon and when we finished someone had an idea to offer the white part of the watermelon to our juniors saying it was raw mango so we went and offered them in their room s and everyone got excited aND ATE IT UNTIL WE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN ONE OF US TOLD THEM IT WAS WATERMELON AND THEY SPIT IT OUT AND OUR WARDEN CAME AND WE HAD TO STAND IN THE HALLWAY TILL 12 WITH BOTH OUR HANDS RAISED AND COVERD WITH WATERMELON JUICE JUST BECAUSE WE OFFERED FAKE MANGO

#funny #funny story #omg #jokes #hilarious #funny shit #memes #funny stuff #funny post

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xno-chill-memesx · 10 months

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Bruh @ my kid all day.

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fungodaily · 5 months

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You Laugh You Restart ❤️ - Part 2

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