what is it with horror movies made in 1980-1999 and being really fucking gay
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So even though Renfield is fully aware that when Dracula reaches full power he "goes on a blood-sucking bender" he's still surprised at the horrific way his master kills the priest. It still throws him off after 90+ years of watching him kill people in various ways.
On that note, if he wanted to, Dracula could have just told Renfield to kill the hunters as soon as they invaded their home (we see overturned furniture and the house in shambles while Renfield is running through it, indicating they've been fighting Dracula for some time). But instead he chooses to let him rest in bed while he attempts to kill them and only calls for him when it's absolutely necessary.
...Does that mean Dracula was trying to keep the hunters away from Renfield and killed them so violently because they dared to try and convince his familiar to leave him? 🤔 If Dracula only cares about himself why is he so concerned about baby boy? And why does it infuriate him so much that they tried to convince him to leave if familiars are so easily replaceable?
There's no heterosexual explanation.
...Happy Pride Month!
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need a boyfriend to watch coraline with and lets me tell him all my thoughts and fun facts and connections bc im obsessed with this film
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whatever genre the talented mr. ripley and nbc hannibal are
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My dad wanted to go see the haunted mansion movie or whwtever sooo bad he literally begged me to join so he could have an excuse and not just be there alone so I went and did serve as a good reminder why I dont give a fuck about media aimed towards kids but also they like. Had danny devito say trash in the exact same way he says it in the trash man clip and it stunned me so silent
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I understand that yearning is part and parcel of a long distance relationship but my god, why is he so far away? Like literally actually no joke halfway across the country/continent.
I need to give and receive cuddles and kisses god damn it this is so fucking unfair. Literally so evil and not in the fun sexy way. Deliver me that boy right now, I’ve been a good boygirlneitherbothinbetween I promise, hand him over!!
I usually don’t yearn on main but I’m really tearful today and also sick/experiencing allergies so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhxjckvvkjfjeejdjmf :(((
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ihave to admit saw is so fun and campy but i dont understand. how is it gay . i didnt think it was gay . i really didnt. maybe adam is because hes my special guy now but i dont see it the homoeroticism the blood is gay sex etc etc i dont understand it..... am i homophobic...
ITS NOT GAY !!! like yeah there is tenderness to lawrence and adam clutching to each other but theyre both literally bleeding out in their own ways and one just killed a man !! thats desperation from people who just trauma bonded for the last 12 hours not homosexuality... i think adam is bisexual because he was so. campy in a lot of his line delivery and has undeniably dated at least one woman but lawrence is sooo straight.
ive seen saw like 8 times and never once. have i thought yeah those two should do it sloppy style. but if you want gay gay homosexual blood sex you want whatever the hell hoffman and strahm had going on (saw 4-6). i still dont ship them or whatever but theyre soo much more compelling to read in a gay way than adam and lawrence ever could be
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