#but it's ridiculous lmfao

[greensaplinggrace]

"You can say 'all are welcome' but if wolves and sheep are both welcome you're only going to get wolves" is a quote that I think maybe end of season two alina needs to hear at some point tbh

#shadow and bone #grishaverse #sab salt #sab critical #there is so much wrong with this story in both the books and the show #but the fact that alina herself (by virtue of the authors not understanding) lacks such a fundamental understanding of oppression #and basic power structures #is uhhhh disorienting and more than a little disconcerting #'i want the lp to be a safe haven for everyone!' #girl... #it all sounds so perfect on the surface level the way centrist politics sounds pretty and perfect #but it's ridiculous lmfao #alina starkov critical #not really #i mean ill blame the writing till the cows come home #myramblings

[handweavers]

Maybe if you and all of your fellow amazon licensed ebook authors who are allegedly being nailed to the cross by 14 yr olds from Brazil with torrenting software formed a union and negotiated a better contract you wouldn't be having the problems you're having with your royalty payments

#sorry im being a bitch at this point but this is ridiculous lmfao ill stop #but like. this is the Actual Literal Solution to the problem you have. not yelling at brown ppl online

[spirk-trek]

someone please let these men ride ponies they've been waiting 58 years

Galactic Discourse Fanzine | Beverly Zuk & Gayle F, 1978

#this is so ridiculous lmfao #can you tell it was the 70s #1970s #art #vintage #fandom #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #the original series #captain kirk #spock #fan art #horses #would you guys still respect me if i hid the fact that i'm a secret horse girl at the bottom of all these tags...

[twistedappletree]

Lan Xichen: and what should you do when you’re feeling sad?

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying

Lan Xichen: *sprays him with a squirt bottle* NO

#was thinking of therapist meme and LMFAO #mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #mo dao su zhi #therapist Xichen would actually be so funny and ridiculous bc he’s also one of the OG wangxian shippers aksbakdjs #incorrect mdzs #apple memes 🍎 #twin jades #wei ying #hanguang jun #zewu jun #sorta nsfw???? #implied sex

[mikewheelerfan2022]

Wu from Ninjago is not dead. He has never been dead, and should never become dead. Nothing against dead people, but he has been alive for 10+ years. We all grew up with Wu and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is dead, not rewrite one of the best Lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree Wu should stay alive. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will NOT contact the new writer on Instagram. Ew wtf.

#I had to get in on this copypasta lmfao #This is how ridiculous that guy sounds #Ninjago #lego ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #Dragons rising ninjago #Ninjago dr #wu ninjago #ninjago wu #master wu

[wejustvibing]

#askhgjffk they're ridiculous lmfao #lewis hamilton #roscoe hamilton #f1

[essektheylyss]

"Average adventuring party carries two sets of manacles" is actually a statistical error. The average adventuring party carries no manacles. The Mighty Nein, who have inexplicably collected five different forms of magical restraints, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

#this was the first thing I thought when chetney was like 'we could get some manacles!' #and I went 'how do you not have a set of manacles. doesn't everyone.' #critical role #cr spoilers #by proxy #almost went with 'bdsm georg' but it wasn't gonna be clear lmfao #like legit the number of ways the nein could tie people up. fucking ridiculous. #the nein were CURATING that collection truly

[soporificshoebill]

I mean, I think i could watch Amanda and Tommy alone read a phone book and be entertained. But even if that weren't the case the Hunger Games video was WAY funnier than it had any right to be. One of the best, even. LONG LIVE MARCUS AND HIS FISH (and the cannon guy)

#amanda lehan canto #smosh #tommy bowe #courtney miller #keith leak jr #its shot immediately up to one of my favorite videos its just the perfect blend of getting to dunk on your friends and ridiculous #hypotheticals and bits #im absolutely gonna make a comp of all of amandas cannon sounds after work today lmfao #SMOSH PIT THEATRE OF THIS? YES PLEASE. #edit: COMPILATION IS MADE. :]

[kollapsar]

Name change: official

Trans dick: out

Yeah boyyy I'm legally not a fantasy heroine anymore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

#personal #my deadname was astrid and i have DISCARDED that shit lmfao #I'm sharing it bc i dont particularly care about it and its just so ridiculously distant from me it's not even me anymore lol #i am legally REVEREND GARRISON NOW HAHAHA

[soreddieforit]

please, more OnlyFans creator Sirius. Thanks

of course lovely nonnie <3 so, kinda random, but remus works a retail job. one day sirius comes in close to closing time, when there aren’t many people around. remus is happy to see him, but also a bit suspicious—like, why would sirius, who doesn’t have an outdoorsy bone in his body, be shopping at an outdoor gear store? 

he thinks he gets it when sirius heads into a dressing room with a few pairs of pants draped over his arm—pants that are about as far from his usual black ripped jeans as possible. he puts together the glint in sirius’ eyes, the smirk he was sporting, the makeup he only wears for filming, and those fucking pants—and remus knows sirius is probably gonna film a video of him getting off in the dressing room. sirius is a bit shit at being quiet too, so remus hears the quiet gasps and whines that he can’t quite hold back as he jerks off. remus is struggling, trying to stay composed with a half chub and his manager still on the floor, helping other customers. 

he loses quick though, because sirius calls him back, pretending to ask for another size of pants, but really he’s flashing Remus the plug inside him, a cute lil gem, and remus is trying so hard not to faint on the spot. and the video was, truly, just supposed to be sirius jerking off in the dressing room, but when he tells remus that he put the plug in right after he fucked him before his shift—so he’s still full of remus—well, remus just has to have him again, right there, manager and customers be damned. 

#can u imagine remus working at an REI or something LMFAO #the thought was so ridiculous to me i just had to #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #mail

[pedgito]

Joseph Quinn at SFM6 (People Convention)

#jqedit #josephquinnedit #joseph quinn #joe quinn #joseph quinn edit #joe quinn edit #* #those screaming fans are not it lmfao #it was ridiculous #stcast #stcastedit

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh god the next time I get fucked he’s literally going to tear my pussy in half with how much I can feel myself stretching around my small glass dildo when I’m just trying to get the fucking thing inside me right now so I can feel stretched and filled while I grind on my wand 😅🥵

#cons of having a man with a big dick when you have a tiny stupidly tight fucking pussy lmfao #like …. his size compared to how tight my pussy is literally left friction burns on his dick after he fucked me and I was soaking wet #like there was nothin fuckin dry down there and I STILL rubbed his dick like raw in spots because of my ridiculous fuckin pussy grip #shits wack man like why did I have to be so tight that using some toys can rip/tear me if they’re too big like wtf this is uncalled for #I just wanna fuck big toys/dicks without risking the life of my fucking vagina my guy #and not have to keep it out of service for like 6-8 weeks while my fucking tears and shit heal like god so fucking ANNOYING ugh sjdhfjjfjf

[emblazons]

ok but it is giving v much Mike Wheeler IU class of ‘93 (x)

cc: @magentamee & her future!Mike headcanon LMAO

#will forced him to take this picture in commemoration of him finally heading outside to meet friends I think #he’s only been doing schoolwork and planning campaigns for weeks & Will wants to get outside (‘it’s nearly finals!’ Mike had said) #the scruff is also a new development because of Mike’s constant indoor man behavior & Will hasn’t said anything but…he has thoughts (lmao) #ANYWAY #Mike also said the car was cool in passing #which is why Will made him stand next to is despite mike thinking getting hype about cars is ‘ ridiculous thing to do—they’re cars’ LMFAO #mike wheeler #finn wolfhard #st cast #st headcanons

[gregoftom]

what do you mean you don’t think you’re gonna be buried at my side

#I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGGG AT TOMS EXPRESSION IN THE THIRD SHOT HES LIKE. AND THATS THAT ON THAT #HES SO RIDICULOUS!!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN HE'S UNHINGED #greg you DUMMY if I get fired if I die you are coming with me!!!!!! #greg: he likes me so i'm safe tho #tom: huh???????????????????? how is that relevant???? we're one and the same????? if i die so do you ??? you're my soulmate? lmfao #the only mf you can trust is ME or did you forget that. idc if he likes you you're MINE and only i will take care of you #WHO HAS EVER LOOKED AFTER YOU IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY #ALO THE WAY HE LOOKSA T HIM WHEN HE SAYS THE HIGHEST PAID ASSISTANT GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #he can't even talk shit any more without looking at him like he's everything to him TOM YOU ARE SLIPPIIIIIING #''its the family death march'' stop SAYING that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE GET IT YOU COUNT GREG AS YOUR FAMILY!!!!!! YOU COUNT HIM AS #YOUR EVERYTHING!!!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!11111111111 #tomgreg #yall just. just ANNOYING #also alsooooo the fact that tom was like did i do good? did i sound good? like greg was his little spouse brought along to a #work meet thing. that sounded good to the boss right? what do you think honey? sounded okay? #i hate them fr #ALSO SUGAR BABY GREG! SUGAR BABY GREG! SUGAR BABY GREG! S

[twistedappletree]

Big headcanon that Lan Xichen adored baby A-Yuan when Lan Wangji brought him to the Cloud Recesses.

Big headcanon that he adored him so much, LWJ actually had to stop his brother from spoiling him because he wanted A-Yuan to be equal and have the same experience as the other Lan juniors so there wasn’t any favoritism/jealousy or bullying against him.

Big headcanon that Lan Xichen found more practical ways to spoil him because he saw how smart and fast-learning little A-Yuan was and always made sure he had the tools and resources to excel in his studies and cultivation.

#mdzs #the untamed #lan wangji #lan sizhui #lan xichen #a yuan #zewu jun #hanguang jun #cloud recesses #mo dao zu shi #idc if it sounds ridiculous LET ME HAVE THIS ONE HC PLS #🥺🥺🥺🥺 #mdzs headcanons #idk I just can’t fathom LXC being able to resist a-yuans cuteness LMFAO #bc I know I sure the fuck couldn’t ????? #this is why I love writing the twin jades in my ZhuiLing fics with this dynamic tho #I really don’t HC that LWJ would give special treatment to a-yuan for his own sake #like not in a mean way he just wants him to succeed and thrive as a Lan yknow? #and LXC secretly trying to spoil him is just goddamn funny and cute AKDJAKJD #lan yuan #and yes this is lowkey me thinking about the fic I just posted with LXC buying a-yuan treats at the festival 🥺🥺🥺 #twin jades #twin jades of gusu #both of them care about little a-yuan in their own way and I just love it sm OKAY

[hwiyoungies]

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#day6 #youngk #young k #i might be working on 2 more sets lmfao #i am in a ridiculous amount of pain but this is distracting me enough #b.edits #hate that the peace sign emoji changes 😔😔