TW: HOSPITALS & BLOOD/INJURIES
My Boy
We gonna ignore his arm is on the wrong side, okay? Okay.
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Theo: Noah, it’s been ten years.
Theo: Do we need to keep my mugshot on the family portrait wall?
Sheriff: It’s a good conversation piece.
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Bruce: Ivy, Superman isn’t like us. He has feelings.
Ivy: Huh. Are you positive this is the man for you?
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Okay but why did kinnporsche give me a new husband in the last episode and then have him die while smoking
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"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
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sign you see when entering hell
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Do u think gales autism would just make him immune to astarions manipulation tactics
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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.
Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.
Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.
Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.
Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.
Confused Bruce: You wasn't?
Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...
More Confused Bruce: You don't?!
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Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?
Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?
Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.
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