#but i wanna dj so bad

[sayitwityachest]

on the real, almost every day i have to talk to a Man at work and this interaction will leave me frothing and raving in the deep recesses of my mind, composing unhinged monologues that lie opposite of the barbie diatribe on the Being A Woman is Hell Spectrum whILST i look up insurance information and bop around to annoying and overated indie music

#hehehe #i actually do really like my job and appreciate that we can listen to music as we work #but i wanna dj so bad #also it took me a literal 3 days back into The Public to realize i have not actually chilled out at all #i literally just was a hermit for over a year heheehehoohoo #the good news is that it IS easier #in a way??? #the feelings are still as big ive just gotten better at making room for them #part of me wonders if that is just me getting used to the information with time or being older and able to accept it more #today was me literally doing my job and offering this guy my help in selecting glasses #and him being so obnoxious and oblvious he didnt pick up on that and then thought he came up with the idea of me helping himself #'okay what do you think? like let's just say if i was your boyfriend- what are you thinking?' #im thinking i would no longer have a bf sir #but my PROFESSIONAL (hehehe) opinion is that those are too dark of frames and they make you have a unibrow look so let's move ALONG #genuinely the littlest thing will happen and i will internally fly into a rage because it's about the damn PRINCIPLE of a thing!!! #i go down rabbit holes but on the outside im heheheh try this pair on heheh idk we will have to take a look at your insurance first hehehe #my thoughts #rant #female rage

[lairde-lampblack]

carefully sets down an au ive decided to call a hat on broadway. its an actor au where instead of puppets n stuff, its a broadcasted stage play. yes i made there be two mjs. i wanted to.

one mj is the son of the investors that gets added to casts because its part of investment deals, the other is the sibling of the actor that plays the prince and the snatcher when casting is all done

genuinely super proud of these designs, especially cooking cat and dj grooves and the snatcher costume.

i have SOME human names for the them.

- moby connors as the conductor

- d'jaune grover as dj grooves

- hibiscus creek aka biscut as the florist

- martin jay kellen as mean mj

- mitchell jean ludros as nice mj

- luke ludros as the prince and snatcher

- vanessa hebes as queen vanessa

#ahit au #ahit #a hat in time #dj grooves #ahit dj grooves #ahit conductor #ahit walrus captain #ahit empress #ahit florist #ahit prince #ahit moonjumper #ahit snatcher #ahit cooking cat #ahit vanessa #humanized designs #a hat on broadway #ahob #a hat on broadway au #ahob au #mango made #mango doodles #i wanna wear that snatcher costume so bad tho

[muckyschmuck]

why are you on the floor

#not the showman they think they are #honestly dont even wanna try to imagine the awful noise these idiots spew #i know ur boss doesnt like u but i think ur pretty cool dj d-con #my art #furry art #furry #anthro art #anthro #digital art #oc art #oc #felt bad thta this throwaway ghoul is only gonna be in one panel so i had to draw the sucker

[ridethehammett]

gonna yank the FUCK out of his hair.

he’s definitely into that, yeah.

#i wanna be clown so bad #sid wilson #dj starscream #0 #slipknot

[kicktwine]

made a ninjago oc but all it wants to do is party

its name is WULFTRAX (all caps) and it’s playing this with zane extra info belooowww

pronouns: IT'S PRONOUNCED WOLF TRACKS LITTLE MAN (it/he/they) species: WULFTRAX. digital? like, it HAS skin, and a skeleton, presumably, just… not a human head. likes: game, rave dislikes: no rave wants: to party character motivation: biggest loudest party backstory: we think it came from prime empire, but that’s all we got. maybe an unused rhythm game dj…? strengths: WULFTRAX does everything at 100%, and it doesn’t tend to stick around after a fight. it isn't fighting to win, it's fighting to go hogwild. on its back are one to six doc ock-like arms made of wire and interwoven with the stuff in season 9 that triggered everyone’s elemental powers. weaknesses: can only attack on the beat, will only fight if there’s music. it’s actually not that strong, its robot arms and machinery do all the fighting. it prefers to fight/party using someone else — elementals party pretty hard, all their colors and glowing and exploding is its favorite. alignment: very chaotic neutral. it does things on impulse and regardless of morals. he doesn’t seem to want to hurt anyone, just wants to party, and if hurting someone is how you gotta party, shrug! you can sway him pretty easily with the promise of a better rave. it’s not that clever, there is no scheming with this thing, but it does somehow get a lot of machinery and builds massive batteries and speakers and light shows

speech conventions: IT TALKS LIKE A FRAT BOY MET A CHRONICALLY ONLINE GAMER. NOT THE MOST COMPLICATED SENTENCES LMAO.

it also yells like everything it says due to the speakers in its mouth. its favorite people to mess with are kai, jay and lloyd. they have the shiniest explodiest powers, and are more split-second competitive.

#WULFTRAX #my art #‘I have made an oc to help/be friends with the ninja’ I have made an oc to fight them. I have made an oc to pummel them #people have done this before HAHDIDBDHDH except WULFTRAX is 1) a horrible fighter and 2) stupid #ninjago #ninjago oc #honestly it’s definitely someone you could/should use as a henchman. He won’t even realize. He will also destroy your lair #and then go OH MY BAD DUDE and that’s the end of that topic. Now it’s in your fridge #the second two images — it wanted to play DDR with jay and then went BRO YOU WANNA HELP WITH THIS SET so now Zane tricked it into - #bargaining to let jay out of the battery and it immediately agreed and then said WE’RE PLAYING OSU and didn’t leave room for argument so #now zane is playing a rhythm game he’s never played to let jay AND KAI out of the batteries and stop the rest of them from dying in #human osu! which was going to be its dance floor (it forgot people die when they’re hit by lightning) #And ALSO now they should probably stop it from holding the most dangerous rave #if the stuff they have is enough to send an elemental into superpowered overdrive it’s probably not healthy for a regular dude #as a meta note. #it’s obsessed w thrillseeking and adrenaline because he’s been alone for so so long that any new sensations are obsession-worthy #obsessed with feeling things and being real. doesn’t know how to regulate its obsession with something bc it has no sense of moderation #its primary purpose is to make big noise big party like programmed into it is its DJ sets. So now it makes the biggest loudest brightest #sets not understanding that this much noise/power can hurt someone or itself bc hurt is in fact an interesting sensation to it #it doesn’t KNOW this or underSTAND it. And it wouldn’t listen if told. BUT! that’s its pathology #IT HAS NO CONCEPT OF DEATH THERE IS NO THIS IS TOO DANGEROUS. THERE IS ONLY DA PORTY #it and porty mk would be besties #rule of cool with this thing. its cars are big its sets are big its music is loud and it’s got a giant flamethrower and a piano to drop #It broke from its programming but that doesn’t mean it broke from its programming yfeel #hrmmm.... yes........ self indulgent shiny loud digital dogmanthing #ill tag three of em theyre getting situations #kai smith #zane julien #jay walker

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

#Ain't no party like DJ Lethal party cuz a DJ Lethal party don't STAHHHP #this has been sitting in the drafts for far too long. figured it was time to let it be free. #god the guys look so carefree just having blast partying and supporting their dude Lee #Lee is in the zone doing this thing on the tables like the mad scientist he is #John is having the time of his fucking life being Lee's hypeman and I just wanna take him to the dancefloor and get down #Sammy's so cute shaking hands with that his cheeky smile of his #and Wes is like “y'all know where to find me. just keep the shots coming bitchesssss🤪” #I just wanna party with these guys so damn bad #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #DJ Lethal #John Otto #Wes Borland #Sam Rivers #Showin' mad love for the Dee Jay on DJ Lethal Thursday #down the rabbit hole #just give me something to queue

[artastic-friend]

Cooking with BigHand DJMM

//TW for drawings of Blood and Dead Animals//

after seeing this post, and saw that Bighand DJ eats not only Venison (which is partly what my sona is) but also various birds XD I had to draw something about that.

Bighand DJMM belongs to @ntls-24722

TW for Blood and slight gore after the cut

later..

It finally hit him lol

goofy lil guy I love him so much

lil scrimble wimble skrunkle wunkle- lil sploinky sploog- what am I saying.. tumblr is corrupting me 💀/j

anyway.. dw, I don't mind him eating venison UvU I just thought it would be funny to draw this lmao

he can eat me too after I die I guess 💀 but only if he cooks me right 😤 /j

#tw: dead animal #tw: blood #tw: light gore #lol i know I already sent you this but hope you like itttt :D #dj music man #djmm #goofy ahh #bighand djmm #I wanna cuddle this man so bad #he looks so soft and fluffy #I feel like he could cook for me- and for some reason I feel like he would be really good at it too #i suck at cooking #bro i burned butter on accident the other day because i accidentally made the pan too hot before adding it in ToT #my art #2023 #artastic-friend

[boimgfrog]

genuinely devastating that sp many of my beloved indie music artists are from overseas with low funds and will probably never tour in the USA...Lil simz...viji....teenage joans.....albatraoz... I am thinking of you always </3

#jay says a thing #hate the phrase but my roman empire is literally forever lil simz having 2 cancel her USA tour bcos she couldnt raise enough money to cover #travel costs #if i ever wanna see her perform live i gotta go 2 her #UGHHHH I WANT TO SEE VIJI LIVE SO BAD #I WANT TO MOSH AT A TEENAGE JOANS CONCERT #I WANT TO RAVE AT AN ALBATRAOZ DJ SPOT #so evil....when i get a well paying job in ten years...oh baby

[localdealmaker]

The oc in my last post haha. Their name is Bowie :]

#my artwork #also I noticed yall liked the last post so #really happy yall like these two goobers #Bowie/Bad Dog #if yall wanna draw Bowie im cool w that #my art #original character #oc post #fnf mario's madness #mario's madness #mario's madness v2 #dj hallyboo #digital art #implied shipping #furry character #friday night funkin #mario madness fnf #fnf mod #art

[deadjam6]

Anti-starline and anti-infinite :-D 👍👍

Me and @vilegato have been working on a bunch of anti's these past few days 😈😈 here are 2 I designed

#i named starline after dr steel #ooo you wanna ​listen to Dr steels music so bad oooo #dr steels full name is Phineas waldolf steel #my infinite literally thinks he is the god Anubis #and to mirror that zero believes he's Osiris messenger !!! #sth #starfinite #idw sonic #sonic art #infinite the jackal #sonic the hedgehog #dr starline #DJ art

[dreissigconversion]

The unfortunate thing about being in crunch this last week is that the focus I've needed to dedicate to making this goddamn project happen has had to be reallocated from the bits of my mind that keep me sane and normal and perceiving the world in rational ways

Come the end of the semester in a couple days, I'm gonna need to get properly reacquainted with the idea that yes, my partners who constantly tell me they love me and adore me and think very sweetly of me do actually love me.

#beaposting #let's give it up for 18 hours working today #unfortunately the process thats dedicated to firmly ignoring the insane RSD has gone to unit testing Dj*ngo. #which means i can only assume every time my partners don't wanna hang out with me or spend time with someone else its bc im hateful & Bad #im just happy i havent in earnest messages any of them 'sorry for being so sucks. would it help if i killed myself? please?'.

[littleearthlings0505]

Someone: Dj exie with fangs don’t exist

Me: he does. You just haven’t seen it ( btw he looks sexy with e’m. O///O I wonder how beastmode would react )

#dj exie #tethertale #HE’S SO HOT 🥵 #FRICK #help- #i wanna hug him so bad #And hold him

[weedpicnic]

god damnit life is so close to fully ruining against me! For me but they will not WIN but like how can I possibly have so many negative memories associated with one band and still listen to them on purpose.

#. #there’s the Bad Ex of course and that concert we attended during which I was being deceived about their identity the entire time. was Cool #but I wanna see them live again to override that memory honestly #now tell me why the other night I worked coat check and spent much of my time there just stressing over this failed attempt #to do conflict resolution with like one of my best friends trying like hell to be strong in having any sense of self preservation #literally just trying to have. normal clearly communicated boundaries followed #and not far into this convo it’s made pretty clear that we are like not on the same page at all and she is just. not aknowledging #the fact that she hurt me and why #and then the dj starts spinning black me out as we’re closing up 😭 #which me and this friend had done in karaoke like probably multiple times auuuughhhh pain #genuinely wonder if we met like a few years sooner could I have saved her. could she have saved me. could she get what she wanted without #this shit #idk #I am incapable of not idolizing people even when they give me every reason not to apparently #but it’s not even about idolizing or saving or anything I just admired her so much and I care about her so much and I feel so stupid now #can’t fucking pick up on the same between the lines unspoken shit that everybody else can apparently

[nu-metal-confessions]

I would KILL to have a horror movie bingewatch session with Slipknot. It'd be so fun- sid and clown (and maybe even corey) would be scaring people and messing around. We would all mock lake kills and re-enact good ones. (I do this with friends, it's so fucking fun)

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#ohhhhh anon this sounds so fucking fun #I wanna watch evil bong and basket case and re-animator with them so bad #clown's coming up behind people covering their faces with his big paw hands #sid's crab walking down the stairs speaking in tongues #I feel like craig would be the actual scariest being all silent then sneaking up behind you in the kitchen while you're getting snacks #Corey would be screaming like a bitch but then goes on about how sexy Leatherface is #sid wilson #dj starscream #shawn crahan #corey taylor #slipknot #nu metal #nu metal confessions

[demonsfate]

Damn damn damn damn!!! I didn't want to get excited again bc I might get disappointed when the game comes out but FUKC, I looked at the new outfits and was like alright alright. And now the leaks for story mode / tek force?? I want this game to be great but agghhh I'm not sure how to feel

While I am VERY scared / concerned about the story still... I gotta say, I'm fucking HYPED for the game itself. I'm hooooping it has a good story to match its gameplay. But daaamn... the game (gameplay wise) looks like it's gonna be superior to Tek7. And all this stuff is just making me even MORE excited!!!

I just wish the game was out already so I can have fun with it, and also rip off the story's band-aid as fast as possible!!!

#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc) #✏️ - ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ? // (inbox) #// I JUST WANNA SEE DJ SO BAD #// I'M JUST GOING AGHHHHHH #// LIKE I WANNA SEE HOW HIS DESIGN COMPARES TO JIIIIIN #t8 spoilers

[potsolya]

omg i applied for this dj course,, like imagine me getting in😳 like,,, that would be so cool,, a dyke can dream

#text #digital diary #I WANTED TO BE A DJ SO BAD LIKE #im not saying its a childhood dream but like #an adolescent watching the l word kinda dream #u either in love a dj or wanna be a dj