Stormlight Characters Meet an Octopus
As requested by @miss-madithe-baddie :)
It's Octopus Time on Roshar!
1. Kaladin
Kaladin: [stares at octopus]
Octopus: [stares at Kaladin]
Kaladin: So it...what? Is it one of those creatures that squishes down into crevices during storms? It doesn't look like it has bones.
Kaladin: Kinda big though. Would need a big crevice.
Octopus: [stares at Kaladin]
Kaladin: ...
Kaladin: I feel like it's judging me, somehow.
2. Bridge Four
Moash: Well, I don't like it.
Moash: An animal with no carapace is unnatural.
Rlain: ...You're an animal without a carapace.
Moash: W-Well, it's different for humans! We can build houses!
Drehy: Maybe the giant squish bug builds houses.
Drehy: We all saw it pick up the shell and put it on its head.
Skar: That's more fashion than construction, I think.
Sigzil: We saw it go into the water. It's a sea creature.
Sigzil: Sea creatures don't need carapaces like land animals do.
Moash: It's on the land right now!!
Skar: Guys, shut up! It's wearing a shell as a hat again!
Renarin: It really is quite fashionable.
3. Adolin
Adolin: Sure is weird looking!
Adolin: Look! It has little sticky cups under its legs!
Kaladin: D-Don't grab it! It's gonna bite you!
Adolin: I bet it can crawl up walls 'n' stuff!
Adolin: Hey, isn't that something you can do too, Bridgeboy?
Kaladin: I use Stormlight! Not sticky vine legs!
Adolin: Bet its some kind of tiny Windrunner.
Kaladin: It is NOT!
4. Shallan
Shallan: Hush, all of you.
Shallan: This thing is beautiful! Gorgeous!
Octopus: [abruptly changes color to match surroundings]
Shallan: !!
Shallan: Talented! Amazing!
Shallan: This might be the most important drawing I'll ever do!
Adolin: ...You drew me last week for our wedding anniversary?
Shallan: [already drawing] And you didn't even change color ONCE!
5. Lopen
Lopen: [staring intently at octopus]
Lopen: [staring intently at octopus]
Lopen: [staring intently at octopus]
Lopen: [concentration face]
Rock: ...You're trying to grow more arms, aren't you?
Lopen: I didn't know EIGHT was an option!
6. Zahel
Zahel: I've seem those things before.
Zahel: Very smart.
Zahel: Very tasty.
Rock: ...Tasty you say?
Shallan: NO
7. Navani
Navani: Seeing this bizarre creature gives me so many ideas.
Navani: Dalinar, do you think we should build semi-aquatic vehicles that can go on both land and water and develop color-changing camouflage technology?
Dalinar [trying to be a supportive husband]: And perhaps the land-water vehicle could have...tentacles?
Navani: No ideas are wrong in the brainstorming stage.
Navani: But also no.
8. Dieno (the Mink)
Dieno: [gives octopus a bro nod]
Octopus: [gives Dieno a bro nod back]
Dalinar: ...What was that?
Dieno: Ah, it is nothing! Just two master escape artists recognizing each other.
Dalinar: Escape...artist?
Dalinar: This creature has done nothing but sit on that rock and occasionally go into that pool this whole time.
Dieno: Yet nevertheless, people like us...we recognize each other.
Dalinar: ...
Dalinar: [doubtfully] If you say so.
9. Dalinar
It is later. Dalinar is walking through Urithiru.
Something from above touches his face with a thwick sound.
He looks up.
The Octopus is looking down at him from the ceiling, one tentacle reaching down. Lift is also in the ceiling.
Lift gives him a thumbs up.
Dalinar keeps walking.
10. Lift
Lift: Today has been the greatest day of my life.
Lift: I had no IDEA there so many vents 'n' shit that someone like you could squish through!
Lift: And when you used your dark water attack to push that button? Amazing!
Lift: Even I had trouble keeping up with you!!
Lift: Truly, you are my new best friend.
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In your heavy bleeding au, does Desmond remember his bleeds or does he just black out during the whole process? Also, does he have certain triggers?
Love all your au stuff btw owo
Im glad my au is infecting everyones brain muhahaha
to answer, when I draw Desmond with yellow eyes and fainting like a damsel I think in my head its one fo 2 things:
1) he is having such a heavy bleed(hehe pun) his body shuts down and all he can do is to live thru the bleed basically, he would not be able to tell its a bleed even if someone told him it was one(they cant tho since he is stuck in the bleed in his head) so he just has to ride it out. It probobly disorients him quiet a bit once he gets out of it for hrs maybe in some cases days.
2) he is having visions from apple and its such heavy knowledge his human brain kinda goes overheat mode.
In the end you can determine yourself (since its an au nothing is set in stone lol) if he remembers or not but for myself:
I think on 1)
he doesnt remember all details, after he is out of the episode he probobly remembers who the bleed was about and some context but not all, but some stuff lingers for few hours sometimes days as mentioned. maybe he finds hard to switch to the language he uses the most or his emotions carry over, like if it was about altair right after he lost his ranks, he feels some petty anger towards Malik he cannot explain but he can figure out it was cocky-altair memories probobly due to context clues. They are probobly like dreams(or nightmares) in a sense where the more he tries to remember the more he forgets about details…
for 2)
He is just not that smart enough (sorry Des ur no Altaïr…)to explain what the apple showed him but he probobly does remember in a sense; if its things like a remedy, a basic invention or instructions that he can learn from a yt video normally he can muscle memory to make em. its more like “how tf did u do that” “uhhh i have no idea” withing a limit lol so he cannot invent phones bc he probobly cant even make a phone in modern day
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for his other heavy bleeds where he is not passed out with eyes all gold I think some of the same rules as 1) apply where he doesnt know he is in a bleed, especially if he is bleeding as someone bc at that moment he thinks he is that person, but someone could snap him out of it if they tried (usually if he is bleeding ezio and actual ezio shows up he can make Des snap out of it but its not foolproof) and afterwards he probobly remembers most of it (to his horror) bc he did actively and physically live thru it. Like w the fic where he thinks there are guards after him but its a bleed, after he learns it is he still remembers them and sees them
but again I think the fun part is u can kinda make Des suffer in anyway you want (again…sorry Des…)so no rules are set in stone, so if you dont want him to remember anything after bleeds you are free to do so and ill probobly break these guides aswell lol
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for triggers hmm i think anything you want could be a trigger lol but it doesnt have to be “triggered” to happen. I think like that other fic when he first time-travels and lands in Italy or Levant he would most likely have a bleed where he thinks he is someone else sooner or later bc the enviroment shocks him and confuses him (as time travel does) so something that “shocks” him can send him into an episode but he could also be totally fine in another scenerio
in my hc w the fainting ones, they are similar to seizures w how they come and go (I do not get seizures so my research is very limited) so sometimes he can guess it will happen few seconds to min before but he cannot stop them and sometimes it just gets him by suprise, for the ones where he doesnt faint he again has no idea when it will happen and most likely cannot tell it will, those ones are probobly more affected by “triggers” but they dont have to be as I said above
ty for askingg sorry to give an essay as response lol
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i love ur charlos parents au sm!! im not requesting art or anything if u dont feel like drawing (tho youre a phenomenal artist!!), but i was wondering if you wanted to share any more details abt the au? i thinks its so cute haha and would love to know more. also hope ur having a great day!
I LOVE THIS AU TOO i do want to draw more i always have ideas for it.... but i will gladly ramble about my lore ive developed
1. is this an mpreg au even i do not know or care to know. yes these are their biological children who look like them and share their genes but how did we get here ill leave that to you to assume. either way both of them definitely wanted big families and even tho i draw them with 2 kids i think they want at least 4..... charles wants a daughter and carlos says the same but secretly he only wants sons. hes picturing a future football team and also doesn't understand women conceptually
2. i actually think carlos3 was an accident child and charlos get shotgun married over it. its part of the reason why theres a bit of a gap between their first and second child. they had to like reassess and settle stuff after kind of having to get their shit together and make honest men of each other.
3. they get divorced at some point during all this mainly due to SAINZ SENIOR PRESSURE. probably while carlos3 is like highschool age. charles talks so much shit and then proceeds to get emotional like I SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT YOUR FATHER THIS WAY vs carlos like. bro tries to just act like they are normal regular friends now like man thats not how this works....charles always plays cool irl but is annoyed as hell underneath. very good coparents though....always at all the events together. when the kids stay at sainz family evil mansion for the summer they come back to charles so villainous and feral. he has to go supernanny on them...
4. charlos DO get back together after like 10 years of being separated lol. and yeah there were lots of messy nights out and not quite reconciliations throughout that time. very confusing family dynamic but theyre happy at the end
5. carlos3 grows up to be a guy who just kind of piggybacks onto whatever business endeavors his dads are doing. ultimate nepotism hire. hes not bad at what hes doing he just never really found that passion. his passion is like.....posting peaky blinders quotes on instagram. hes kind of a failson but hes also the perpetual baby for charlos so they just...coddled him too much his whole life djhdksndksbs.... younger son herve becomes a FASHION MODEL!!!! hes beautiful gorgeous and also a perfect nepo child so he's ripe for this career....he walks runways in paris
thats all i can think of for now thankssssss ily
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Hi there, just a few things
Hi, I'm an artist, and I'm plural too :3. Or at least, I think I am? It's complicated. There's a lot of denial all the time.
You don't have to say anything that you don't want to of course, and answer in as much or as little detail as you'd like to.
So my questions are like.
1) How has being plural affected your art journey?
Im asking this because I have really bad executive dysfunction, and find it extremely hard to actually do what I want to do, meaning not much art practise, but I know that my other alters don't have it as badly.
2) How is your system communication? How did you make it better if its good.
Our communication is very.... poor. There's 3 definite alters, including me, and maybe a couple more, but I never hear about them so idk. Either way, even between just the three of us, I almost never hear anything from the other two. Apparently they have better communication between each other, but idk how true that is cus I can't really ask them.
3) Can you visualise things? I have aphantasia, and it makes me need a lot more references for when I am occasionally able to bring myself to draw. I'm interested to know how it works without that inhibition.
Thank you very much for reading, I love your art and wish all of you the best. <3
Question Barrage!!
1. Well to be fair is mostly everyone doing their thing. Bridget is trying to learn how to art to help me so thats nice (lemme show her progress)
Other alters also draw, for example Abyss that tends to do fruits
Or one of our littles Chain that did art yesterday
So each alter different art and stuff, I think thats how I can answer that question.
2. Our communication is alright, we can talk to each other easily and dont need to write for that, so in that regards fine
3. Yes, we can see a 3D image and rotate it (shit is frustrating cuz then not being able to properly draw makes me feel horrible)
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2 HEARTS THAT BEAT AS ONE !
piper mclean x gn!reader
GENERAL ROMANTIC HEADCANONS
requested: yes, from anon
a/n: My fav nepo baby piper 😔
ᝰ piper literally loves you so much its not even funny
ᝰ you two go to whole foods and trader joes every Sunday to restock your dorm kitchen
ᝰ shes constantly having you try her new drinks that she saw on her tiktok feed
ᝰ you two went to the zoo for her birthday, her fav area was definitely the giraffes
ᝰ and when you were there she had you take loads of photos of her & you with animals
ᝰ she'll also constantly ask if her outfits look good
ᝰ and she buys the two of you matching everything
ᝰ necklaces, bracelets, rings, t-shirts, you name it
ᝰ you helped her design new shirts for the aphrodite cabin bc all of them hate the orange color shirt
ᝰ and you guys are literally the cutest at the camp fire, cuddling and giggling with each other
ᝰ when the two of you aren't in your dorm, and at camp, you'll always sneak into her cabin for bed, and vise versa
ᝰ you have been caught multiple times by Chrion(STOP I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME AND IM TOO LAZY TO CHECK) , but piper uses her excuse of being apart of the 7 to get away with it
ᝰ you guys went to build a bear for your 1st year anniversary
ᝰ and I would like to think that piper asked you to be her partner on valentines day, so when you go you get those stuffies with hearts
ᝰ and you do those custom noise things in the stuffies to 😔
ᝰ she'll also compliment you 24/7
ᝰ I mean, you're her partner, she just wants to show how much she loves and adores you
ᝰ she also def has a heart locket with a photo of you guys inside of it
ᝰ and she refuses to take it off, she wears it when she showers, during capture the flag, on quests, and going to bed
ᝰ I also headcanon that she always has a pink glitter pen on her, so she'll constantly be drawing little stars and hearts on your hands, arms, and legs
ᝰ SMOOTHIE DATES!! extra points if there's a patio you guys can sit out on (she also always orders sm with strawberries fight me if you think otherwise🥰)
ᝰ another thing I headcanon ab piper is that she's doing a fashion degree, so she'll use you as her model for a lot of clothes she makes
ᝰ ALSO!! when you two are at camp, sometimes you'll leave the camp fire early to go back to one of your cabins and then have a dance party
ᝰ Taylor swift is def on the playlist she plays for you guys (mainly 1989 and lover)
ᝰ you also get to help her decorate her car with a bunch of stuff she bought at dollar tree
ᝰ she says it was for experience and not quality
ᝰ she also tells you Cherokee tales her dad told her before you fall asleep
ᝰ she of course tries to go for the less scary ones (she sometimes tells you scary ones so you cuddle her more that night
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