#but hey that's half the fun

[humming-fly]

Happy Holiday to those who celebrate, I am crouching like a sprinter in the ready position for those doors opening tomorrow

Bonus from the peanut gallery:

#and hey it's my half birthday eve too! #thought of this earlier today and clearly thought it was silly enough to hash out real fast lol #always fun busting out the modern au now and then #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fma #fmab #ling yao #lan fan #mei chang #alphonse elric #doodles #comic #my art #immortals au #which is just my modern au tag these days lol

[spookberry]

Why is the Pool at Haunted High an actual giant cup of water tho

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#danny phantom #my art #monster high #haunted high arc #im thinking this comic may be getting away from me in terms of size cuz i have so much left and i EXPANDED PARTS #im having fun tho so as long as people dont mind ill just keep at it #hey to those of you who havent seen haunted the movie do yall still understand whats going on here? #like they went to the pool to teach the ghouls how to ghost better #half normie au

[puppetmaster13u]

So I am rotating the batfamily, but not like, civilian or vigilante. I am slowly rotating them all having a Malone-sona of sorts that is their in to organized crime.

Like you can't tell me people wouldn't start noticing this family that the bats, the literal cryptids and monsters of Gotham, don't even touch and lets continue to operate despite taking the older crime families apart.

And to Gotham that screams power.

Alfred = Albert “Old Al” Malone I wanna say that he doesn't go out as 'Old Al' often, but gives off Godfather sort of vibes. Usually sitting there with an old cane (that definitely has a sword, they're all dramatic like that lol) half in the dark with a cup of tea or other drink. He gets to stretch his acting skills and honestly the kids definitely had a say in the persona. Old Al is something they all made together and they have fun implying so much fun shit.

Kate = Mary “Madam” Malone She definitely gives off 'snap your spine over her knee if not for the fact it would get your blood all over her clothes' vibes. Stylized nails, hair up in fishtail braids or ponytails or whatever, looks like she could tear out ones throat and they'd thank her. It's a running gag that she's in finances, even if no one in the underbelly believes it.

Bruce = “Matches” Malone I mean, it's classic Matches (though most probably assume that Matches isn't his real name) who seems rather chill until someone breaks the rules. Gives off vibes that he doesn't usually get his own hands dirty but will do so to make a point, and enjoy doing it. He sometimes uses Matches to check in on places he can't as a shadowy cryptid, and it's not like the lower income areas would fully trust Brucie Wayne.

Barbara = Madison “Maddie” Malone Now let's be honest, Barbara enjoys messing with people, she enjoys knowing every little thing as Oracle, and she definitely does that as Maddie. The thing is, no one knows how she learns about things, other criminals search for a traitor, for a leak, for anything, and get nothing. Which is utterly terrifying. Because there has to be some sort of information network, there has to be. And somehow they're so good that they're indistinguishable to any others.

Dick = Micheal “Mikey” Malone Honestly Dick uses this chance to get into a bunch of fights just for fun. Flirts a bit more freely but doesn't really have an interest in actually getting with someone. Just has funs and is known for throwing his own parties that usually end in free-for-all brawls. He absolutely loves being able to have parties that are the opposite of galas he's usually dragged into.

Cass = Molly Malone She's quiet and graceful, but she takes it to unnerving levels as Molly. Looks slim but carries guns on her at all time to better differentiate between Cassandra Wayne, Black Bat, and Molly Malone. Everyone knows if you need a weapon, guns, meelee, whatever, she's the one you go to. Gotham help you if you cross her though.

Jason = Peter “Petey” Malone Where Molly Malone goes, everyone knows Petey will be there as well. Jason absolutely adores the time he gets to do so, it's his turn to be silent and dramatic. Everyone can recognize the jagged scar over his neck, they can recognize it from corpses the Bats have gotten their talons on. Honestly he's delighted in being able to be Cass' enforcer of sorts and just have a good fight. Even if he complains about how making his Malone mute makes it where he can't quote Shakespeare like he wants to.

Steph = “Mia” Malone Ah yes, the explosive Malone. The one who has more arson charges than Firefly. Or at least she would if she was caught, but the entire Underbelly knows it was her. Steph is living her best life being able to pull all sorts of pranks and crazy shit and takes several ideas from Harley. Honestly she probably smells like gasoline or smoke all the time, and definitely put glitter in her hair. Maybe even has red hair as a Malone as well.

Tim = Alvin “Al” Malone He still goes by Alvin Draper too, which results in half the underbelly thinking that Draper is his middle name. Honestly he's having the best time, everyone knows to come to him for forgeries and less than legal identities, which he loves to create. I mean just look at how many new identities he creates for himself alone. He enjoys this type of thing, and hey, it's so easy to keep track of whose identity is fake when you're the one who made them. Plus it also lets him do good for those on the run for good reasons, a way to make sure people are safe.

Duke = Dennis “Denny” Malone Everyone knows Denny was adopted, but y'know what, I bet they don't care. And you know Duke is utterly insane, like jump off a bridge to escape the cops and create the We are Robin gang insane. And he gets to play that up as Denny. He will put forth the most batshit ideas and actually pull them off. I bet he uses his future-sight to cheat at different games and pool tables and all sorts of things, but no one can ever prove it. Because there is no proof, and the other people playing just has to deal with it.

Damian = “Mini M” Malone The little baby of the family, who everyone knows the older Malones absolutely dote over. This is his chance to act like an actual child, just with a hint of art theft. Hey, it wasn't like they got it legally either, so it's free game, especially if they weren't taking proper care of the art or a pet. He's just pleased to get to have even more pets, and that Goliath his demon dragon-bat gets to go on walkies.

Jarro = Jadan “Lil J” Malone Now Jarro is delighted to have a third mech, and is even more delighted for people to believe Damian (or technically M jr) and him are twins. Gives off someone is going to die- of fun with Mini M, and honestly enjoys being able to use his natural telepathy to be a small horror movie child that knows too much. Like will stare up at someone with wide eyes covered in blood and the others in Gotham's underbelly still aren't sure if the blood was his or someone elses. (it was neither)

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Honestly I might write a oneshot or something for the Cryptid Batfam focusing on just them as the Malones family.

#what's outside au #what's out there au #batman #batman au #batfamily #the malones #they give off mob family vibes #hey just because Batman and the bats don't kill (that people know) doesn't mean a crime family can't #everyone thinks Mia & Al are twins #everyone thinks Molly & Petey are twins #everyone thinks M & J are twins #half the people think Matches & Madam are twins too #they're just out here having fun y'know #helping people who turned to crime because they had no other choice and taking care of the worse of the worse #remind me to elaborate later #also remind me to draw their designs #because i have so many thoughts #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #batfam #gotham crime #matches malone

[whilomm]

billie joe armstrong: "DO YOU KNOW THE ENEMY? DOYAKNO YOUR ENEMY WELL GOTTA KNOW THE ENEMY RAEH"

11 year old me, nodding: "tigerstar"

#buzzy #green day #listen i didnt know what politics are i just. heard that song and the only Enemies i could think of were like. in cartoons. #do u kno how long it took me to realize green day was politival #it didnt help that i could only hear half the words to their songs but it took until i. okay dont make fun of me for this #....until i hear a mashup of 'holiday' and a dr who song #and i was like. oh hey green day has political stuff. wow. #i was so fucking dumb jesus christ #i did not in fact Know The Enemy im sorry green day

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Bruce keeps accidentally calling Tim by Jason’s name.

And it’s fine. Really. This was— not exactly Tim’s plan, but it seems to help keep Batman stable. So— so it’s fine. He can be Jason. For Bruce. For Batman.

#prompts #this prompt is darker than intended… #but hey Bruce isn’t exactly mentally stable after Jason’s death #I read an essay about how Bruce didn’t have ptsd after seeing his parents die #he had ptsd after JASON died tho #which… honestly kind of had me stare off into space for a few moments #that boy was so SO loved #anyway yeah Tim #Tim does everything to keep up the illusion #Bruce doesn’t even notice half the time #because Tim never corrects him #Tim is making this worse than it actually is #oof yeah anyway #Jason comes back and it’s to an entire copy of himselfw #which is not very fun to explain #he goes berserk #Tim’s just like: wonderful! you’re back! #and it’s fine if you kill me Bruce won’t notice as long as you go home and there’s a Jason #;)))) #Jason is just like: ????? wtf???????? #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #batman

[luck-of-the-drawings]

!!! FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!! [IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND!!]

REACHED THE CUSP OF 'THIS MAY NEVER BE ABSOLUTELY FINISHED N IF I DONT SHOW IT NOW, IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.' SO HERE, A PROJECT IVE BEEN ORBITING AROUND UHH SINCE 2021 OR SO.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #cw flashing lights #LOOORRD OF LIGHTNING SAAAAVE ME!!!! #RAAAHHHH I LOVETHIS SONG SO FUCKIN MUCH AND I LOVE GILLION SO FUCKIN MUCH RAAHHHH!! RAAHHHH!!! #BUT YES YES I HAD LIKE A WHOLE OTHER HALF TO THIS SKETCHED OUT BUT IT WONT FINISH COOKIN FOR A MILLION YEAARS!!!! #MAYBE SOMEDAY..... #ANYWAY. this is my first time actually syncing audio to my animations. normally i domnt know howww. #i animated it all in fire alpaca AND THEN i mixed everything in a pirated movie maker. it kinda uh. sucks. but its WHAT I GOT BAYBE!! #i relaly like how i animate swishy hair... i was inspird by eris from sinbad. i can only HOPE i got on that level w the watery flowyness #LIUGHTNING IS HARD TO ANIMATE TOO. I WATCHED ALOTTA VIDEOS ABSORBED MINIMAL TUTORIALS AND UHH I THINK I DID OKAY!! #better than bad!!! but i can still do better. eventually. ugh. FLASHING LIGHTS TOO HUH? U LIKE ANIMATINGB FLASHING LIGHT? #U LIKE MAKING THE BLACK N WHITE FLICKER RLY FAST UNTIL UR EYES BLEED OUT UR SKULL?? YEAAAHH YOU DO!!! #im also vry proud o the title cards i made at the beginning teheheheh. dependign on where riptide goes i MIGHT change it #BUT HEY THEORY TIME? I HOPE ONE OF THE GODDESSES COMES DOWN TO PILOT GILLIONS BODY SO THEY CAN BEAT THE FUCK OUT O THE OTHER GODDESS #WHO IS ALSO IN SOMEONE ELSES MORTAL BODY. GODS COMING DOWN TO WREAK HAVOC OVER PETTY DISAGREEMENTS OOOGH HOW FUN!! #GOOD ON YOU CHAMPION!! YOUR VESSEL HAS BEEN TRAINED TO BE STRONG AND HARDY. PERFECT FOR CHANNELING DIVINE ENERGY. #OHHHH WHAT A PERFECT WEAPON YOU ARE. NOW GO AND IMMANENTIZE A WATERY ESCHATON #PARAGON OF OCEANS WRATH I WANT TO SEE YOU DROWN THE LAND. DESTROY!!! EAT!!! BURN!!! RAAAGHH I NEED GILLION TO GET MORE POWER!!!! #ALSO in other news i uh. actually posted this onto twitter forever ago but forgot to post it here bc i can only post it from pc and BABY!! #IM NOT ON THE COMPUTER OFTEN! NOT ANYMORE!! NOT ANYMOREE!!! IM FREE BAYBE!! i used to be so miserable. sometimes i think abt that. #ANYWAY. pls enjoy. just this much took so long. i love makin the lil guys move.... ouh.... hava good day if u get the chance to.

[seepingfrommyskin]

“I don’t belong with you, I never did.”

hi yes my first time posting my art here and I come bearing fanart for @hella1975 ‘s amazing atla fic The Art of Burning, you can find this specific scene in chapter 28! if you haven't read it yet I highly recommend.

(click for better quality)

#zuko #atla #the art of burning #taob #it's so not funny this fic has been driving me insane for almost half a year. can't stop re-reading it and will not stop actually #atla zuko #also his scar is like kinda hard to see??? i promise it's there #thank you hella1975 i re-read this scene and it single-handedly brought me out of like a month-long art block #atla fanart #ngl this fic DEVASTATES ME and yet i re-read it all the time because it's that good tbh #also gotta be honest im not sure if i like this end product but I WILL SAY i love the lighting #lighting on drawings is so fun to do like i cant stress enough #actually pissed because the quality is ass on mobile. It looks better on pc I promise PLEase #edit: hey guys just woke up to so many notifs???? you guys scared me so bad????? LMFAOO IM GLAD YOU ALL LIKE IT

[strobbylemonade]

filling cavities

#homoerotic chest cavity surgery except no surgery he's just diggin around in there for fun. for a little enrichment even. #it's like hey best friend lets see those molars but more fucked up #tf2 #jagerbombs #demomedic #gore #suggestive #nsfw???? #tf2 demo #tf2 medic #every half hour or so i phased back into a conscious state of being and had to ask myself what the fuck i was drawing #strbylmn art

[quinn-pop]

*draws magolor again* *draws magolor again* *draws magalor agai—

#this egg won’t leave my head (but mostly i just needed a good warmup) #i really missed pen drawing it felt good to do it again #kirbyposting #my art or something #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #sailor dee #magolor #i guess this is #to be apart #i was sorta half referencing it #and hoping it would give me inspiration to do the next scene (it didn’t) #sigh…i need to read my outline again #sopping wet cat… #he’s quite fun to draw tbh #yeah i think the last drawing is really wonky but oh well #being brave and not caring (i say but my finger shakes as it nears the post button) #recurring experience for me but hey #yolo. silly magolor post go brr

[allgremlinart]

Ayo can you recommend some jetko fics?

yipeee !!! oh anon CAN I ... please allow me to organize them for you as well ...

Post-Renaissance:

Empty vessels. by outpastthemoat

It’s just that he wanted Li to come with him and he didn’t; Li hadn’t wanted anything to do with Jet. And he really shouldn’t, Jet’s nothing but bad luck to anyone.  But Jet can’t let it go.

Let the City Pull You Under by MadSeason (naive_wanderer)

[He’ll wonder all that, later; but in this moment he kisses a boy who thinks he’s something other than he is, and clings to the bolt of revelation that strikes him in the dark: maybe nothing in life matters except grabbing onto whatever brief moments you have to feel good.] Before joining the Avatar, before choosing his path on the crossroads of destiny, and before he finds a poster for a missing bison, Crown Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation has a teenage affair in Ba Sing Se.

love never wanted me anyway by tiffaniesblews

“Do you really not know how to take a compliment?” Jet questions, turning so that he is leaning on his shoulder, raising an eyebrow over at Zuko. Zuko just shrugs, unsure of how to answer.  “Come on, Lee, you’re a handsome guy,” Jet states, giving Zuko a playful shove in the arm. “You have to see that, right?” OR: Jet gives Zuko a compliment that Zuko is unsure of how to answer.

The Classics:

 Something to Hold Onto by Wildgoosery

Since the day the walls of Ba Sing Se fell, the Freedom Fighters have struggled to protect what remains of the city and its people. Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take the city back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Soon, he'll have to decide exactly who he is, what cause he's going to fight for, and where his heart lies.

Something New by Anonymous

Zuko is sick and tired of living in Ba Sing Se. Jet is too. But he wants to make it better anyway.

The Bathhouse of the Four Beauties by jin_fenghuang

Set in Ba Sing Se. Li and the Freedom Fighters are visiting a bathhouse. Can be considered vaguely in the 'The Walls of Ba Sing Se' timeline, but is a stand-alone story.

#jin_fenhuang also known for work as People In The Mirror beta and user who translated half of #that jetko doujin �� their service is appreciated... #fun fact I read half of Something To Hold Onto when I was a kid but then stopped when it made me sad #<- hey doesnt that freak you out. that thats a childhood novel to me basically. I think this is funny. #atla #jetko #allgremlinasks #fic recs

[robobbin]

Happy (slightly late) New Year's to @fic-and-art-for-ships!!

This is my gift for @utsecretsanta 2023, I love circus AUs and the Circus-swap AU is so cute! I adore Frisks design so much ♡ ～('▽^人)

#i really hope you like it! #also forgive me for the late arrival of your gift i had a huge incident with my shitty computer QWQ #but hey! I had as lot of fun redrawing it anyways haha! :D #my doodles #utss #utss 2023 #undertale secret santa #underswap #us sans #circuswap #frans #i adore frans when frisk is aged up to an appropriate age and this is just mwuah! #so adorable i mean just look at them QwQ <3 #their HAIR too augh i love it half up makes my brain go brrrr #this was genuinely so much fun thank you for your patience!! #underswap sans

[genericpuff]

i think it's equal parts sweet and horrifying that people look up to what i do here because on the one hand, i'm glad people like my weird edgy fandom retelling enough to read it every update and show support for it, but on the other hand, i assure you that all my fuckery isn't worth putting on a pedestal because 99% of it is me fucking around and i'm just waiting to find out with a swift and probably justified back-of-the-head punch from rachel LOL

#why do i get the sense after LO ends it's just gonna be open fucking season LMAO #i'm so screwed lol #a shame i won't know whether or not all this was worth it until it's in hindsight #but hey that's half the fun LOL #lore olympus critical #anti lore olympus #lo critical #lore rekindled #lore rekindled comic

[23meteorstreet]

spaced as text posts

#spaced #just now realizing i don't even have a tag to put this in uhhhhh #misc #will have to work for now #fun fact i actually started making these bc that scene with mike reminded me of that post(& like half the posts on here remind me of daisy) #& i was like hey wouldnt it be fun to do everyone else #(it was but i also worked waaaaaay too hard trying not to make them too ooc so yeah)

[aulerean]

#dragon #dragon art #don't have much time for art right now because University wants my Head #so have this half hour end of day scribble its time for bEd #drawing where i have zero plan and just go with the vibes #it's unfinished but i like the direction the colours were going in #as it is? scribbly messy as shit but hey #was fun to draw #enjoy #dragons #dragon artist #artists on tumblr #artist #artistsontumblr #illustration #digital art #my art #art #dragon oc #the lighting makes no sense but shhhh its just vibes its just vibes ok #more specifically australia has blue and orange trees and i think its cool as HELL #anyway one day i will make those colours but today is not that day #uhhhhh yea hi person if you read all those tags :) kind of epic of you whats your favourite type of cheese #mines mersey valley #or blue #cheese is nice #ok goodnight

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yeehaw just wrote over 3k and i can't publish Any of it without miles of fantasy au context

#technically its a full scene and a half #brain: hey what if a solid thousand words was just silly puppets having breakfast #and then i said 'damn youre so right' and yeah. silly puppets having breakfast and arguing over ale vs mead #i love writing from barnaby's pov. im so unfunny that its ruining his reputation #i go There Could Be A Joke Here #but head Empty so there isn't one. i continue on. rinse and repeat #anyway big scene of barnaby and wally bonding #as i was writing i was honestly like 'the wallaby enjoyers would have a field day with this' #am i one of them? no. however i know my 'qp barnaby and wally' belief bleeds into my writing #so yk. its easily read either way. #of course i immediately counteract it by sprinkling in a laughingstock crumb or two but yk yk #fantasy au is so fun to chew on... everyone gets to say Fuck and threaten genuine violence... #absolutely unprompted #speaking of writing im actually going to Attempt nanowrimo this year #im gonna try to belt out the roughest rough draft of a standalone book idea #i still need to finish the outline but! im sure i can do that in 10 days! #but anyway ive been having so many fantasy au feelings lately idk why #i think i need to rewatch lotr! extended editions of course im not an animal. #well i am. but - yeah whatever yall get it #im craving that sweet sweet high fantasy & worldbuilding & high quality cinema

[justaweirdonothingtoseehere]

okay look. i can get being a little mad at Aziraphale because we have to be mad at someone, right (though I recommend redirecting said anger to our bestie Neil Gaiman)? But please don’t suggest that he just left for a promotion. That he went ‘Heaven is good, peace out Crowley.’ The only thing I will accept annoyance towards Aziraphale for is because of him saying “you’re the bad guys” instead of “they’re the bad guys.” Because… fair. What the fuck, Aziraphale.

However, the whole leaving Crowley thing wasn’t because he wanted to. It was because of this.

You see Aziraphale’s eyes? That’s what panic looks like. What fear for the love of his life looks like. The point of saying that wasn’t ’hey you can make Crowley an angel again’ it was ‘come quietly or we’ll erase your boyfriend and take you anyway.’ Or ‘we’ll erase both of you,’ either way not exactly appealing options. Aziraphale left to save Crowley. Not because of some misguided belief that Heaven Is Good, not because of a promotion.

to shades of gray, everybody.

#good omens #aziraphale #final 15 #look guys #stop yelling at Aziraphale #the metatron #fuck the metatron #i broke up a 6000 year relationship for fun #Actually it was probably because of the 25 lazari miracle #They realized that hey maybe these two together are a bit too strong for our liking #I mean #that was them each trying to do half a miracle #And it was already so strong only a Supreme Archangel could have made such a miracle #just some food for thought #what if they actually tried #At least 50 lazari right