#but he's like

[carrymelikeimcute]

How am I meant to work today with Schrödinger's Izzy hanging over me?

#please spare my son #he has done no wrong #well #he did some wrongs #but he's like #really sorry guys #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd s2

[guacamoleroll]

bestieeee whe'res the fyodor death analysis

i'm sorry anon !! i've become very caught up in incredibly important business (totally not watching the season finale of hazbin hotel).

on a completely unrelated note, may i introduce you to the man who miraculously cured all my daddy issues:

(bsd content will resume shorty! i've just been very distracted.)

#yes i'm embarrassed #he's only been in like two episodes #but he's like #the best character #jeremy jordan is a great fit for him #very aware of valid criticism of the show btw !! #i have criticism of my own #but not of him !! #to all my mutuals and readers #i'm so sorry ദ്ദി ꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ ) #₊˚ପ notes from muse .ᐟ #✉︎ ⎼ [anonymous] ‧₊˚ #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer

[sophsicle]

Regulus adjusts his position just so, looking out with practiced disinterest at the hall in front of him. His shoulders pulled back, head high. He doesn't quite fill out his brother's throne. The back just a little too tall, the legs a little too long, the soles of his boots only barely grazing the ground. He acts as though he notices none of this, of course. Acts as though the crown fits.

"You may rise," he says finally, to the man currently kneeling before him.

He's dressed in leathers, a blade and pistol hanging from his hip even though both are technically forbidden in the throne room. Sirius let him take too many liberties.

Regulus eyes him cooly, the man flashing him a grin, like this is all some big joke. Like Sirius isn't missing.

"My advisors tell me you think you know where my brother is?"

"I do."

Regulus waits, arching his brow. After several seconds of silence the man rolls his eyes.

"Your majesty."

Regulus tilts his head to the side, looking him up and down. He knows him, of course, his brother's lowborn drinking buddy. It's a good thing their father isn't alive to see the company the King has been keeping as of late.

"Tell me then," Regulus says finally, hoping his desperation isn't obvious. Tell me where he is. Tell me how to find him. Help me bring him home.

The man before him smiles again. "Why don't you just give me one of your pretty ships and I'll go fetch him myself, shall I?"

Regulus's eyes narrow. "You seem to think we are bargaining. We are not. You will tell me what you know. Now."

The man quirks his brow. "And if I don't?"

"Then I'll have you killed," Regulus says flatly. And he means it. Mostly.

The man's grin only grows, showing off his teeth, two of which, are golden. "Nah, I don't think you will."

"James--"

"Oh so you do know my name."

Regulus grimaces. "Do you think you could show just a little deference? I am your King."

"Prince."

"King until my brother returns. A process you are hindering with your insufferable..." he waves his hand in James's direction. "Insufferableness."

James laughs. "My insufferable insufferableness? Come now my Lord, surely your fancy tutors taught you a few more words than that?"

"Where is my brother!"

His voice rings out through the grand room. Guards and courtiers all turning their heads in his direction. Regulus resents the blush that instantly rushes up his neck. He knows how he sounds. Like a child. For all his winging about not wanting to be King, Sirius was always far better at this than him. Regulus was meant for a quiet life in a monastery somewhere, transcribing manuscripts, translating philosophical works. Not this. Not politics.

James seems to take pity on him, stepping slightly nearer. "He's okay Regulus," he says quietly.

"How can you know that?" he demands.

"He's Sirius. He's always okay."

And isn't that just the truth.

"Let me go get him back huh?"

Regulus gives him a petulant look before sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose. "I can't just give you a ship James. I barely know you."

"You don't trust me?"

Regulus drops his hand. Delivering him a flat look. "No."

James considers him for a moment, before that old familiar smirk returns to his lips. "Then come with me."

Regulus feels his eyes go wide. "What."

"Then come with me," he nods his head towards the doors. "Come on Regulus," he says, still talking quietly, as though that will stop people from hearing. Someone is always listening in this palace. "Leave the safety of the library for once huh? Come with me. We can get him together."

It's mad. Mad and impossible. He can't. For so many reasons he can't. And yet, somehow, the ridiculous man in front of him is making him think maybe he can.

#idk man #don't ask me what this is #something #jegulus #historical au #pirate au #ish #like James is a pirate #that counts #but he's like #a pirate like Francis Drake was a pirate #aka a pirate who bangs the queen #soph rambles #oof I might delete this #I just wanted to write something

[siredcrab]

Laurent's mind is like a maze with a beast that chases you if you're trying to get through it, and he might be hard to understand if you're not thinking about him every second of the day but it's easy for me because I always am

#hes not actually hard to understand at all #but me personally i feel spiritually connected to characters that share my trauma #but he's like #well he's not that cryptic #you can tell his motivations and goals and feelings all the time #It's harder to understand Damen if you think about it

[clair-de-lunar-tears]

roses are red

violets are blue

Pod 153, I order you to halt all logical thought and speech, this order shall remain in effect until you confirm the death of either myself or unit A2

#asldkj;alksdfj;alksdjflksdjf #i know it's not funny because he's very sick and his brain is literally melting out of his ears but like #but he's like #FUCK logical thought and speech all my homies hate logical thought and speech! #nier automata #9S

[giffingthingsss]

There’s so many instances of Archer making a sweeping judgment about an alien race, and then later having to walk it back and apologize. Obviously there’s the stuff with the Vulcans which kind of keeps coming up, but they also do it with the Suliban and Klingons. And then in Night in Sickbay where he’s like, learning to apologize to basically everyone. Especially Phlox cuz he was cranky and judged all Denobulans. 

#enterprise things #he's a work in progress okay? #he's trying #i love when the vulcans do something and then everyone looks at t'pol like it's her fault #she's just sitting there guys #she didn't do anything #the people he doesn't judge are the andorians #which is hilarious considering the first time they met they held him captive and beat him up #but he's like #'nah i get these guys' #'we vibe'

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

#sky.txt #we were talking about how some people conceptualize nonbinary as like a 3rd gender #rather than a huge spectrum of experience #and he just hit us with that

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

#please… when he started decorating it with sunflower seeds #when the commentators were like: he actually tried to pour water in the moat #;_______; i love #baseball can not be a real sport #my fave moment is still mantis-chan perched on victor robles’ cap. the tandem we deserve #but this. this come close #the nhl should let opposing players in the penalty box build a snowman together #lourdes gurriel jr #arizona diamondbacks #baseball #mlb

[cafffine]

my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!

the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.

and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!

hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!

EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon

#his drawings were so cute too and they had titles like ‘silent warrior’ ‘voice of the people’ ect waaaa im so #excited for this class #he also promised to wear a mask and asked us to do the same my mannnn #double shot

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

#dungeon meshi #i like kabru he’s a fake bitch i like that in a man

[io-lu-art]

A tale of Ba Sing Se.

#my spirit animal #lee #junior #tales of ba sing se #zuko #ma man #he's so sleepy #just like me #iroh is just happy his nephew is at peace #illustration #art #procreate #fanart #uncle iroh #tea shop #avatar the last airbender #avatar the last airbender fanart #atla #atla fanart

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

#my art #laios touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi laios #hanged man #falin touden #dungeon meshi spoilers #cw blood #walk it off kid walk it off #I really thought hanged man was a good choice for this moment #hanged man is all about sacrifice and introspection and intuition #and a moment of trials that lead to clarity #also when he was falling??? with the blood out of the dragons mouth??? #stunning #i love him so much #the line art for this was so fast and then I colored and revolted the flats for like. 20 hours #like how it turned out in the end tho #kavaleyre

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos