Did Debling really just compare her to a dead animal? Is that his flirting tactic?
Did Colin really just watch and gulped, going all fuuuuuck because he’s realising she’s slipping through his fingers? Also I must say she’s so pretty, especially when she smiles, and it’s not at him and it must sting.
Pen killing me with the « he is dead ». I swear it has the same energy as the iconic « you want me to shake your hand? » and I want more of sassy Pen cause wow she’s beautiful!
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no but the way percy’s silly little athena impression made annabeth smile and laugh, and for a moment made her forget about how upset she is about her mom being absent. absolutely clutching my chest about it
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"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"
I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.
I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.
Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.
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Secondo thought it was so humorous when he found out Dewdrop had a thing with Copia. Maybe he thought Dewdrop would eat him alive, Dewdrop didn't give himself to just anyone. And Copia is rizzless. But that's part of his charm, and Dewdrop still thought the silly little cardinal was sweet and funny enough to give a chance.
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I want to read an og AlbeCale fic where someone or something doss Alberu with an aphrodisiac. He manages to get away but passes out near Cale's house (or crash right to his balcony), who nurses him. Not smut involved, because og!Cale A) it's not going to do that with a drugged person, and B) for some reason knows a lot about poisons— aphrodisiacs included— and their cures.
So, basically a sick fic, except Og!Cale has to hide the sick person until he recovers. Plus, they have to plan how to catch the culprit.
Maybe the house where Og!Cale is at that moment (and therefore, where Alberu crashes) is the one at the capital. Maybe he went to pick up Bassen or maybe in this AU Bassen, Lily and Og!Cale went all at the capital together.
Maybe there was a swordmanship competition/event that Lily really wanted to go to. And og!Cale decided to accompany them because Lily will go alone if not.
Maybe Violan came too because og!Cale just got injured a few days ago. (Deruth cries bitter tears over his paperwork. He can't join his family and leave the territory unsupervised from suddenly).
Maybe they eventually find out and the talk that follows leads them to discover about og!Cale's act. Whatever shenanigans he stumbled into when pretending to be trash and all that this implies included.
All of this happening through Alberu's eyes, who is absolutely confused but so warm. He was drugged as fuck when he ended up here. He felt horny and dizzy and wanted to cry, but this guy here just treated his fever and waited until he woke up. He gave him water and asked a few questions. Then he got him medicine, telling him exactly what it is made of.
He even was careful when giving him meals, making sure nothing would react wrong with the poison on his system.
Cale Henituse, the person rumored to be trash, was more kind and considerated in a pair of days than most nobles can expect to be in their whole lives.
After witnessing the conversation between og!Cale and his family, Alberu realizes that he is just like that. This is not special treatment nor pity. This is who he is when his mask doesn't reach to cover him up fully. It's just a part, but is more than most people get to see.
Soft and warm.
Once Alberu heals and can go back to his palace, he still comes to visit og!Cale many times.
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guy who sends his wife flower language messages regularly but instead of sweet love compliments and such it's messages about death being inevitable and how her eyes are as dry as a famine because those are the kind of mysterious messages she likes to decrypt
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watching the pov shift from us watching percy driving the hermes cab to PERCYS POV OF ANNABETH SMILING AND LOOKING OVER AT HIM ROLLING HER EYES AND MEANWHILE JUST BEHIND HER YOU CAN SEE THE WALL GETTNG CLOSER AND HITTING THE CAR. AND THIS WHOLE TIME PERCY HAS BEEN GRINNING PROUDLY OVER AT HER BEFORE HE REALIZES AND GOES RIGHT BACK TO ANXIOUS 12 YR OLD DRIVING cinema. cinema cinema cinema cinema. CINEMA
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