#but also I’m sorry for Alex

[pookiepiastri]

Now Logan is stronger than me bc if I was in his situation I would start using my car as a weapon

#he’s just too nice #fuck Carlos Sainz rep era #I want a LOGAN SARGANT reputation era #i feel so bad #this poor sad little man #justice for my boy pookie sargent #but also I’m sorry for Alex #stuck between a rock and a hard place #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1blr #australia gp 2024 #logan sargeant #ls2 #alex albon #aa23 #james vowles #williams racing #williams f1

[operator-pillz]

I need more pictures of Alex with his hair like this …. I’m crazy .

#also bc I’m. #no I’m cringe I can’t #sorry #(I’m getting my hair cut soon) #IM CRINGE #alex kraile #marble hornets

[glamiers]

THEY FOUND EACHOTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE ‼️‼️‼️

#I’m so evil #tma #tmp #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #I HATE HEARING PEOPLE SAY THEY MIGHT NOT BE JON AND MARTIN LIKE?!?!? THEN WHY ARE JONNY AND ALEX VOICING THEM HUH? #WHY THE JMJ ERROR??? #also yes I’m back from my slumber #sorry yall #the Magnus archives #the magnus protocol #jonmartin #jmart

[nicoscheer]

#31/01/2024 #happy birthday Nathan #the genuine surprise and joy when he notices the cake #miles kane #Nathan sudders #I’m sorry but I couldn’t help but notice the parallel between Miles first singing happy birthday then hip hip hurray and then he’s a jolly #good fellow the same extra order Alex did Back at Glasto 2013 for his mom (only that he didn’t dare finish jolly good fellow) #I mean no clue if that’s just standard in England #amazing fiends #sorry but also calling him brother is hilarious to me #and not the way that hug lasted barley two seconds while Al his other brother gets at least 8 second hugs #and the hand just loosely around the shoulder while with his ‘brother’ he’s clutching his shoulder or whatever else of him he can reach

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

oh my god oh my god oh my GODDDDDD i can’t BELIEVE i found these on my little rainy october thrift shop wander this morning. like, one would have been more MORE enough. but both?? at once??? i am quite simply floating and may never touch back down to earth

#obviously given that it was second hand i don’t know if alex’s autograph is legit #but from my (untrained and overly hopeful) eye it looks very much like it could be??? #anyone who’s more expert in these things feel free to weigh in!! #and the photo book #aghhhhhhhhh #i have been wanting to get my hands on a copy for AGES #there’s something so special and atmospheric about matt’s photography that i’m just obsessed with #and to be able to actually look at them in physicality all together like that is truly something else #i also love that it’s designed like a passport obviously because of the whole album concept #but also because it truly does feel like a little glimpse into their world when they were making it #god what am i meant to do with the rest of my day after this??? 😭 #(put the humbug album on and look through the photo book of course. and maybe even a little fic writing if my heart rate slows enough) #god bless whoever donated these and whatever luck allowed me to find them today 💜💜💜 #i was in need of a bit of a pick me up and by god did this go above and beyond #sorry for how nonsensical all of this has probably been #i’m just #i’m feeling a lot rn 😭 #arctic monkeys #alex turner #lulu posts

[fleething]

now that i’ve read the rwrb book i’ll never stop being perpetually torn between “it’s sweet that they made a soft queer romcom” and “ the person at am*zon who decided to cut out Luna as well as most of the political and societal stakes of the movie better watch out”

#listen i know it’s a cute movie im not saying otherwise #but the political dimension of this book is amazing #also i know no one would ever agree with me but #to me #Alex’s relationship with Luna > Alex’s relationship with Henry #i’m sorry #the fact that Alex is a kid from texas with an immigrant parent has so many consequences on his storyline #all which were severely underplayed in the movie #and i get it #but still #he deserved to have this part of his story told #even if i did enjoy watching being a disaster boyfriend #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry rwrb #rwrb book #rwrb movie #rwrb

[nebula-lad]

I just realized something.

When Alex tells Caleb he’s looking for Willie at the Hollywood Ghost Club, Caleb calls over two other ghosts who we learn are named Dante and Fuego. This could possibly allude to two things:

Fuego means fire in Spanish, and fire can be associated with evil or bad. Combine that with Dante, and we have Dante’s Inferno. This possibly alludes to the idea of the Other Side of Hollywood not quite being the pearly gates Caleb talks about.

Dante translates to enduring in Italian, and Fuego can be used as a slang term for calling someone hot. Wink wonk.

#i’m sorry #this was too great and too funny of a realization to not post #can you tell I’m up way too late? #also #William means protector and he intends to protect Alex #William can also mean helmet so that’s hilarious #I don’t think this was done on purpose #but it would be really funny if it was #jatp #julie and the phantoms

[showtoonzfan]

Speaking of Fizz, really hope these scenes are him singing because Alex Brightman deserves to sing a solo song and one that isn’t incredibly short or dialogue filled.

Like yeah I bitch about not caring that much about Fizz but I love Alex Brightman so much, dude is INSANELY talented for obvious reasons and while I still don’t like the concept of this show having songs in it, I’ll take it if it’s Alex singing. Like…you put him in this shit show, so let him at least go all the way with his talent please.

#he’s still a waste for this show like he deserves to be in something better #and I still hate how he’s literally playing the same character like I’m sorry but Fizz is Beetlejuice 2.0 #I remember being so disappointed when Ozzie’s came out because I was expecting Alex to sing some epic villain song and it was just…about sex #but yeah check out other stuff Alex is in because he’s amazing #and yeah I will admit I feel like part of me only cares about Fizz because Alex is voicing him #again I will say Fizz in a way can be sympathized with since we know something fucked up happened #but his character is nothing special like he’s still your average Viv gay twink #Alex also said Fizz’s backstory made him cry and….yeah I doubt it will move me the same but we’ll see #helluva critical #helluva boss criticism

[500winnerjosefnewgarden]

the wait is finally over. i present to u all: my magnum opus shitpost. 2023 indycar driver superlatives.

#indycar #sorry this took me like a month oops #I think I’m soooo funny #also david winning like 3 of these will never not be funny to me #he’s just everything all at once #anyways #helio castroneves #scott mclaughlin #kyle kirkwood #alex palou #alexander rossi #david malukas #marcus armstrong #josef newgarden #colton herta #pato o'ward #sting ray robb #also sorry it’s a link for a google slide boooo tomato tomato

[soullessjack]

alan grant frank wallace and norm breyfogle sweeties I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry that the character you based on your own anti-authoritarian philosophy and used to criticize capitalism along with a myriad of other political issues and later developed to be a libertarian socialist anarchist and wrote to be a misunderstood morally neutral philosophical character got turned into a sweaty discord moderator who keeps calling some poor woman his mommy and committing terrorism because of society like da joka baby. I’m so so sorry.

#Alex I’m also sorry you had such high hopes for the role and it was like this #at least you got paid pookie #cal.txt #anarky #lonnie machin #dc #dc comics #arrowverse #i can’t tell if it’s just because of capitalist propaganda constantly villainizing any anti-system representation or if the cw just sucks #let’s say it’s both #these guys are all stronger than me bc if my explicitly anti capitalist beliefs and narrative got put through this many meat grinders #I would appear on national television personally #loorrrddd #at least he’s silly and hot but that’s about all he has going for him #as a communist I cannot endorse him but as a gay man I can impregnate him #who said that

[jackinalex]

(x)

#had to have the video from my last ask on my profile obvi #I’m sorry if y’all are posting these and I’m not reblogging #I’m in a daze and I’m just posting what I want #jalex #alex #jack #jack barakat #alex gaskarth #also where tf did Lisa go during all of this lmao #Jack got there and Alex was like see ya later xoxo

[xxang3l-trapxx]

Fuck, I forgot!

lmao enjoy this fanfic I wrote with a cold and a lot of homework I had to do. Happy birthday to Alex!!!

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Ding!

The grandfather clock in the living room struck to signal that it was one o’clock.

Alex lay on his spot on the couch, covered in blankets and an all sorts of research spread across the table. For the last three weeks, there had been a Death cycle sweeping through their little area in Harlem, targeting a group of factory workers. And for the last three weeks, he and his fellow clairvoyants had hit dead end after dead end, even with the outside help of Clear.

“Fuck,” Alex groaned, running a hand through his short blonde hair. Well, not so short anymore. He had to cut it soon.

Wendy strolled by, a package tucked under her arm. “What’s up with you?” She asked, raising an eyebrow. Alex shot her a look.

“You know what’s up, Wen. I’m still no closer to figuring out how to prevent these deaths,” he explained. Wendy’s expression changed to one of sympathy.

“You’ve got to relax. I mean, it’s our one off day, I’m sure it’ll be fine if you chill for today,” she said, walking to her and Kim’s room.

“Fuck…she isn’t wrong,” Alex said to himself. He yawned, shut his laptop, gathered all his papers into one stack, and laid down on the couch, letting sleep take over.

He didn’t know what time it was when he woke up, only the fact that Sam was standing over him, an excited expression on his face.

“Well, look who decided to wake up! You good?” He asked.

Alex rubbed at his eyes. “What’s going on? Why do you look so happy?”

Sam rolled his eyes and helped Alex up. “Whatever, as long as you’re up. I made dinner, come on,” he said, dragging Alex to the kitchen. Their fellow visionaries and respective sidekicks were either seated at the table or leaning up against the sinks, plates in hand. Kim looked at the two boys and smiled.

“He wakes, everyone! We thought you forgot,” she giggled, shoving something on a stick in her mouth.

Alex looked at her in confusion. “What? What is everyone talking about?” He asked. Everyone was acting super fucking strange.

Lori blinked at him, wrapping a strand of ginger hair around her left index. “Are you joking? Please tell me you are,” she said.

Alex crossed his arms. “What the fuck are you all talking about?”

Sam laughed, and Alex jumped at the man making himself known. “Alex. What fucking day is it?” He asked, hands on his hips.

“Uh…September 25th? I don’t follow,” Alex replied, still confused.

“Are you not forgetting anything?” Sam asked.

Alex tried his best to think long and hard, and…

Oh!

“Fuck, I forgot it’s my birthday,” he said, a little embarrassed to have forgotten his birthday. He knew that Nick was born May 22nd, Kim was born June 9, Wendy was born July 26 and Sam was born August 12; having done something for all of them, but somehow had forgotten his own birthday.

Nick snickered. “You forgot your own birthday?” He asked, to which Clear kicked him under the table. She faced her respective clairvoyant and research partner and smiled.

“I get it. I forget things all the time, too. Enough dwelling over what you forgot, and let’s celebrate,” she announced.

Molly walked over to him, a flat object wrapped in white paper. Everyone’s signatures; from Wendy’s neat cursive to Burke’s doctor like handwriting decorated it. Alex took the object and unwrapped it in a way that wouldn’t destroy the signature. As he did so, Kevin spoke up.

“We know it’s not money or anything…but we hope you like it,” he said, and went back to his staring contest with Wendy.

Alex finished unwrapping the gift, and he gasped in shock. Then tears of happiness sprung to his eyes.

There was a framed photo of all the visionaries, Wendy clearly being the one who was taking the photo as she held the camera above her head. It was from the time Nick had joined, completing the visionary team. He flipped the frame over, and there was a photo of the visionaries and their respective sidekicks. Underneath it was the words:

“To flipping Death off til the world ends!”

“I don’t know what to say…but thank you! Thank you all,” Alex said, wiping away his tears. Everyone replied with various “your welcomes” and laughter. After the laughter died down, Wendy spoke up.

“Well enough with the sappy stuff, let’s eat!”

@brains4ne @cinemagh0ul @kymyit @seikointelli @ilovewendychristensen @whatsaudreythinkingabout @ianmckinleyy @xxbatmanb3y0ndxx @finalfilms @aerodynamicc @th3willingvictim0f4c5nnib4l @fredrickthecocofox

#nem’s writing #final destination #alex browning #I wrote this in like half an hour and I’m sick and just took medicine so sorry if the ending is kinda shit #But also happy birthday to Alex!!! He’s old!! Or he would be old if it wasn’t for the brick!

[ask-lts]

Merry Christmas guys! I got some gifts for yall!

Players gift: A blue dino plush!

Laughs gift: A pack of matches, am axe, a dagger, a sniper, a handgun, 5 c4's, a bow, 50 arrows, 5 knives, and a book on every way you can kill someone!

James gift: AXOLOTL.

Alex: A camera.

“Merry FUCKIN Christmas idiots.”

“Laugh. No swearing..”

“YOUR NOT MY MOM??”

“Your right sweetie, if I was, I would be in jail.”

“WHA-“

“PFFT- NAWWW”

“Oh he got you there..”

#ask-lts #lts roblox #late to school roblox #roblox late to school #late to school player #lts player #late to school laugh #lts laugh #late to school james #lts james #late to school alex #lts alex #anon #[ this is so not funny I’m sorry ] #[ MERRY GAYMAS!!! ] #[ oh yea also Laugh gave Lil bro all of that stuff :3 ]

[the-service-weapon]

Honestly, Canon!Saga will hightail it the fuck out of Bright Falls first chance she gets. She may end up working for the FBC but will always be wary of Bright Falls. She will never like Alan for endangering her daughter and putting her through hell.

But I am a fan of transformative works—so this is me focusing on a different version of the characters.

In my version, Saga joins the FBC and, unfortunately, ends up joining the ExSpouse club along side Casey and Kirin as a result.

By this point, 5 years has elapsed and her daughter has started college (maybe even at a west coast school?). So, when the FBC asks her and Casey to relocate to Bright Falls to help resettle The Lake House—whose main mission is to explore/research the Dark Place, but now also potentially recover Doctor Darling—she agrees.

Casey agrees because Saga agrees.

He is technically semi-retired and only works for the FBC on a part-time basis, so he doesn’t go out on field missions a ton—but I like to think being possessed by the Dark Presence gave him some mild but handy parautilitarian abilities.

The one that makes him most valuable to the FBC, however, is his interesting bond with Alan—who seems to have become a figure who can pop in and out of different versions of reality at will via his writing.

The FBC would very much like to have Alan as a permanent member of their team—I’m not convinced they didn’t try to capture him for interrogation after the event of Alan Wake 2 but lost him after he used his own blood to write his way out of their cell someone got fired over that—but he’s keenly eluding them.

Alan has very little interest in helping the FBC, his primary goal is finding Alice and he’s pretty pissed at them for tossing him in a cell right after he escaped 13 years of imprisonment.

However, he does feel guilty about what he put Saga and Casey through, so he’s willing to help them (with them kind of acting as liaisons between Alan and the FBC, when they really need info).

Anyway, due to the metaphysical bond between him and Casey, Casey can sort of…summon Alan into their reality.

It’s similar but not as direct a method of communication as Saga’s Mind Place technique (which is still spotty if she and Alan aren’t on the same plane of reality) but functions by Casey essentially focusing on Alan psychically and appearing as one of Alan’s “echoes”—which Alan sees while feeling an overwhelming compulsion to appear before Casey.

The visions will become more and more intrusive and the pull stronger and stronger the longer Alan attempts to ignore the “call.”

While Alan has discovered he can shut out Saga if he really wants to, he simply can’t manage it with Casey—who delights in discovering he now has a certain level of control over Alan.

If Alan ignores the call for too long, the visions become an overwhelming cacophony and the pull so great—he’ll be ripped out of whatever reality he is in involuntarily and deposited right at Casey’s feet.

(Again, Casey loves getting to do this. He’s almost disappointed now when Alan comes without much of a fight.)

However, Alan also discover the easiest way to voluntarily hop between any reality is find an Agent Alex Casey (real or fictional, such as worlds where Alex Casey is played by certain Finnish actors) and simply write the words “Time to visit my old friend, Casey.”

Alan will then immediately appear within a certain physical proximity to whatever version of Casey he focuses on.

It takes him a while to figure out the physical distance directly correlates to how close emotionally he is to that version of Casey.

He doesn’t have to travel realities by that method—it’s just the simplest way to do it.)

So, anyway, the whole gang ends up operating out of Bright Falls.

And—even better—Ilmo wiggles his way into being the guy who supplies their headquarters coffee supply.

Maybe he gets Saga to vouch for him—and is actually on the FBC’s payroll as a look out for paranatural shit on top of providing them excellent coffee—but either way he’s regularly in their office.

Hijinks ensue.

#alan wake 2 #yes this is compatible with au’s where Alex becomes Alan’s handler #yes it is sexy #and I ship them #no it will not stop Alan from rescuing Alice #our writer has two hands #also I ship illmo and Saga #I’m not sorry

[nicoscheer]

01/08/2023

Porto Ercole, Italy

He looks so boyish, like the backwards cap and the dangling foot

His standard Apple cable headphones I can’t he’s so sweet (probably either listening to the Beatles, Bowie, some classical music, the strokes or Miles new album 🐢 and maybe getting some inspo for AM8)

THE TATTOO I can’t 🤣🤣 like after leaving the fandom wondering for five years what he possibly did with the Taylor tattoo, the little shit just doesn’t give a fuck

Pretty sure that’s the hotel, cause towels, the pool and the dock all fits

Also like im sorry but if you look at the pics of Harry Styles and Olivia from the beach that were taken by Backgrid they look near identical

Also cause i was already on the subject of Harry Styles:

Are they in the same place ?! cause towels and the furniture and the stonewall. That would be fuckin hilarious but probably they already know each other well through Alexa Chung

Alrighty confirmed Harry also stayed at Il Pellicano (he was photographed with a bag with the hotels name on it)

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #slightly overwhelmed by the amount of shirtless swim short pics like that’s more than we got in the last 18 years #his hair 🦁 #he looks and seems so youthful idk how to explain it but he doesn’t appear a day over 20 #(I literally just googled Porto Ercole residencies that was like the first one to pop up) #they deserve a break #(not just from touring but also from each other it seems ;)) #also like I’m so so sorry but wtf is that white stain on Alex’s trunks #Alex has the opportunity to play tennis and wear shorts again 🤣 #I’m sorry but like my biggest take away is literally that the little fucker (affectionately) just didn’t bother doing anything bout that #Taylor tattoo #like the fact that he just has his exes name in his body still after 5 years and just seemingly can’t be bother that alone screams autism #Il Pellicano

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

📷 view from…. the orange stage

#because i’m currently rewatching the view from vlogs #and i love this little clip so much i had to immortalise it in gif form #just - #the soft light and the whole atmosphere #matt and alex both looking tired and relaxed and so at ease with each other in the midst of an unfamiliar city #alex’s wide eyed little stare in the last one #also they both look so young?? 😭 #sorry i’ll stop now #i just love them okay #and god bless matt for the gift that are these vlogs #alex turner #matt helders #arctic monkeys #the view from… #humbug era #humbug #lulu posts