#but GOD the coverage is BAD

[utilitycaster]

God I'm sorry but Em Friedman is the Dnd Shorts of Actual Play writing. The Burrow's End coverage is egregiously off-base and there's just a pretty profound ignorance of How Things Work. Like, how TTRPGs work, but also how Actual Play works, and more generally how fantasy as a genre works, and there are some significant errors in really simple things such as the fact that ACOFAF used D&D, and usually Polygon has a bit of editorial integrity but this is giving like. CBR Top Ten Most Cool Things About D20.

#i have. many thoughts about the latest burrow's end episode #namely if it's the setup for a twist I am intrigued and excited! #if it is the twist itself...y'all could read about stoats on wikipedia and not a single article on How Do Nuclear Power plants work huh #and to be clear the friedman/dnd shorts comparison holds either way; i'm cautiously optimistic re: the actual show #but GOD the coverage is BAD #burrow's end spoilers

[skitskatdacat63]

#are you guys tired of gifs of sebson hugging? because im sure not!! dw theres always more to come.... #but seriously god im so deep in this ship now tbh i thought id be more into martian this season but ahhhhh 2009 sebson dynamic #started turkey's pre race coverage and then was hit with this and then just head empty only sebson for the rest of the race #i dont wanna ramble here too much cause ill ramble more in my full post of this race #but i couldnt believe my luck that of all the clips they couldve showed from quali it was a sebson clip #clutching it in my hands holding it tight to me #tho god the lighting in the room where they get weighed is so bad pain pain #sebastian vettel #jenson button #sebson #2009 turkish gp #2009 turkish grand prix #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1

[padfootastic]

wrote something for the first time in over 2 months; i haven’t even read it over bc i’m afraid i’ll hate it on sight so pls be gentle. it’s borne out of all the adhd james love we’ve been seeing recently.

Sirius stopped outside the door, keeping an eye out for unwanted intruders as he moved his wand in an intricate half circle, twisting it slightly before bringing it down with a harsh flick. Only when he saw the slight silver sheen emanating from the wood did he tuck his wand back into its holster and moved to open the door.

Careful to ensure that there was no one around him, he closed it quietly behind him, practiced enough at this that there wasn’t even a slight click. In front of him, James was sitting on the window ledge, one leg pulled up to his chest and another dangling off the other side of it. Sirius would be worried if he didn’t know that the entire area was secured with enough safety charms to contain a small child jumping out.

“Jamie?” he whispered, padding quietly over to stand beside his friend. His only response was a slight turning of James’ head and it was clear why.

James had his eyes closed but it did nothing to hide the exhausted slump of his shoulders, the wrinkling of his brow, and the way his fists were clenching haphazardly. Sirius didn’t bother saying anything else, just stepped up close enough that his side was pressed against James’. He placed a hand around his head and gently guided it towards his own chest, making sure that James’ ear was pressed right against his rib cage. He hadn’t said it out loud but it wasn’t hard to deduce that the sound of Sirius’ heartbeat was soothing to James when he reached this state. Having an external point of focus meant he could escape the whirlwind inside his own mind. Sirius would stand there for hours if he had to, had no other purpose than to make sure James was alright, in that moment.

They stayed like that for a while, Sirius with his arm around him, fingers stroking his temple in a consistent manner, until James’ breathing slowed down to a point that he seemed almost asleep.

Sirius knew better, though. He wasn’t sleeping; he’d just managed to calm down enough that his pulse wasn’t jackrabbiting from stress anymore. That was the signal.

“J,” he murmured, bending until he could touch his lips to one eyelid. He pressed a soft, featherlight kiss, moving on to the other one and repeating. Slowly, made his way down until he reached a pair of soft, slightly chapped lips and stopped, not doing anything, only resting his mouth against James’, breathing in the same air, noses resting against each other’s.

This is what he lived for—these small moments of intimacy that were just theirs, his. No one else got to see James like this, with his face lax and eyes half-closed and body tightly wound yet moulding into Sirius’ hold. No one else was able to scale the walls James placed around himself and for Sirius to be allowed in, it was a privilege he held in his palms with the utmost reverence.

“Tha—.” Sirius swallowed his heartfelt, but ultimately unnecessary, gratitude with an insistent kiss. A ‘thank you’ was the last thing on his mind, right now, and the sooner James realised this wasn’t even the bare minimum Sirius could, and would, do for him, the better.

“I love you,” he whispered, finally, pulling apart after seconds and minutes and hours. “I see you, and I love you.”

The smile on James’ face, slightly shy and a little trembling and all his, only for Sirius’, would be seared in his memory until the day he died.

#sirius black #james potter #prongsfoot #i tried to convince myself to write something low pressure like a drabble #and it seemed to have worked? #also dani’s voice was in the back of my head #telling me to write adhd james lmao #i…don’t know if this holds up but. it’s something. i’m counting that as a win #when i say i haven’t read this over—i mean like. at all. not even to proof read #also!!! the anons in my ask box—i promise i see u and i’m trying #i feel so guilty i’m not as wrong immediately? even if it’s wildly impossible rn #answering* #considering how bad my network coverage& daily schedule is #but god do i miss it #right. so i’m just gonna yeet this out here and disappear before i delete out of pure cringe #have fun! #send me ur adhd james headcanons i’d you’d like to #i sure would love to read it #pen’s writing #tumblr works

[sansxfuckyou]

the most fucked up thing someone could write is all nine parts of stockholm, the least fucked up thing someone could write is just about anything other than all nine parts of stockholm

#I think I'm reaching the point of no return #like holy fuck #I knew it would be bad #but christ I didn't think it could be this bad #my god this is fucked up seven ways from sunday #I haven't even finished the first one #AND THERE IS NINE FUCKING PARTS OF THIS #I don't consider myself one to hate post or live blog but holy fuck this right here #this deserves real time coverage #the darkest parts of Homestuck are equal to the lightest parts of stockholm and I wish I was over exaggerating #stockholm

[asbestieos]

please we’re so fucking boned at work im having trouble breathing becos of how much there is to do 💔

#astaposting #terrible coverage thanks to manager fucking up the schedule #im debating whether to stay til close but im so tired i dont want to #not even a minute into my shift the lead on jumped on me and had me train a green bean #IM NOT EVEN A TRAINER YET?! #he had thirty minutes left in his shift so i had him do some practice lattes and shaken expressos and he helped w some mobiles and even stay #stayed over for an additional ten minutes AFTER HIS SHIFT WAS DONE #HE WAS THE SWEETEST and both that lead and my manager were such assholes to him #he doesnt get many hours a week of course hes fucking up!!! youre scheduling him during peak AND YOU DONT LET HIM HAVE BAR TIME WITH SUPPORT #god #what the fuck is my manager FUCKING DOING? #CUT HOURS IN JANUARY #DISSES THE NEWER GREEN BEANS WHEN THEYRE NOT BEING TRAINED WELL #FUCKING US OVER BY GIVING BAD COVERAGE #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT GOOD TIMES AND YOU SET US UP FOR FAILIRE?

[theghostofashton]

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#i promise after this i'll be done but god i am so tired #of hearing about the queen of turning on the tv and seeing coverage about her it's inescapable and im not even british god #and it's like. #so many of these takes basically imply colonization was good bc us poc are subhuman for being happy she's dead lmfao #like........sorry but i'm not gonna sit here and grieve for a woman who benefitted from the mass murder and brutalization of my people #something my grandparents were all alive to witness and be affected by #i'm not going to be sad about this while watching these royals parade around wearing crowns made up of jewels they stole #that they still won't give back #they stole everything from us left our countries a damn mess and have the audacity to shame us for not mourning them #i will say also it is hilarious how many people praise her for being so strong and powerful as a ruler and a woman #but when someone criticizes her it flips to 'she was just a sweet old lady figurehead w no real power' #like........which is it #is she a sweet old grandma with no power or a powerful ruler who did all those bad things #you can't have it both ways lmfao #women gaining equal rights and power means they also get to face criticism for their terrible actions #it really is funny how white women will always weaponize victimhood when it's convenient like how very unfeminist of you lmfao #anyway yeah im done im just exhausted im not ready for this bs #delete later

[maraskywalkers]

day 4 of accidentally off my meds & I'm so tired

#also in ny period and allergies being a mess #don't wanna go into work really but like #I've only been there 4 months #and i have called in sick like 4 times in total i think?? #or 3 maybe but still #they were all legitmate like it wasnt me doing that thing i usually would of panicking or whatever #but god it just seems like not good to me #like it looks bad??? #idk #ive gotten coverage each time but idk if anyone will #and everyone has shit going on so i feel guilty like putting on others #but fuck my head is like swimming #nyahhhhh #anyway #personal post

[limewatt]

slosher is actually entirely excruciating why is this so awful. no damage no range no paint, absolutely awful endlag and ink efficiency. this sucks so bad

#i would kill for a single main ink coverage chip but god hates me #every single objective is agonizing but especially zones. fuck zones with slosher so bad #splatposting

[musicaldeductions]

Watched like, normal cable news for the first time in a long time tonight and man is that shit like. Bad

#personal #was it always this bad? #they ran a segment on diabetes drugs being used for weight loss #and the whole thing summed up to ‘look at how much weight this person lost! how could they not just pig out on thanksgiving?’ #‘oh what are food companies going to do now that aaaaalll these people on weight loss drugs aren’t buying food anymore????????’ #awful #coverage on Gaza was also awful #idk the whole thing kind of sucked and makes me concerned because like #how many people use this as their primary news source??? #god anyways

[ratboy]

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#getting a lot of mileage out of this emoji recently #anyways vent incoming and idc abt spelling im just yelling #uhh fucking havent heard back from the apt ppl yet and so im still couch surfing with my fiance at a partners place #and oh my god i just want my own bedroom this is awful i hate it i hate it i hate it im screaming and pissing and shitting all over the wall #literally in hell rn i just want to be alone and scream and cry and i cant get ahold of these fucks and im literslly abt to spend $400 on #my stupid shit ass car that my dad still makes me pay for and im literally like sir this car is increasingly worth negative money #i literally cant fucking afford to pay all this stupid shit bc im getting no hours at work bc we might move any day now and my boss doesnt #want to scramble for coverage if i leave suddenly but oh my god i cannot afford to live like this any longer #i literally called that stupid apt complex at least 15 times today and i didnt get an answer and their mailbox was full!!!! for some goddamn #reason like literally how are you this bad #either neither of them were in today or their phones were off or something bc the other place i called picked up right away sooooo #im literally going to wake up at 730 just to fucking call these bitches so i can get an answer but if we dont qualify for some #goddamn reason im going to actually commit myself bc i cant fucking do this #cant afford rent with just 2 of us bc were too disabled for full time but not disabled enough for ssi #america is a goddamn joke and im thr punching bag

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

At some point, if you wanted to play at the Everetts, and you got thirsty, you would have to hand pump the well and duck your head down for refreshments

Somewhere in there is a metaphor for my attachment with the past.

#kappy sitting on a bridge #sure why not #kappy on the ground and look wooden clown shoes #it is a weird way to make people aware there are bad people out there #now that you mention it you weren't very capable of much conversation immediately following our session #slight body tremor as I light you up #there's those blue eyes in IR light though and aomething just registered ablut you #sadly chasing while I try to figure it out...do you go to school? yes....CBCCC #me: it could be as likely as peaches.... #I look at your ass as one of youe sub personalities is brought back to your pallete cleanser before the meat was served #looks at those cheeks #Christ her body really is perfect #God is like what does thy here Goddess #maybe start on a knee....somehow you ended up about halfway up my thigh #in class a left hand presentation in club to the right #it was so nice of you to spread out your musk #make sure you got as much coverage as possible #I guess you must gave been like well that's so us i am enjoying this too much to care #knowing what it is :) #on one hand wow I wasn't expecting that on the other hand I Willed you to comes #in hindsight I I was like wow this chick in my fantasy is like doing her own thing #shirt comes off I am like yes you do know why we are here good #haha bra struggle (66% on first try) #I talk shit about alcohol and Frank Burns takes doen the still... 🤔 that's funny #sympathy is watching me have to dump an alcoholics beer cans in a white trash receptacle made of chicken wire #The fury that would course through my veins in those moments #the smell diagusted me #I would laugh knowing it was like operating on his liver #maternity leave though #I mean really

[clockworkzombies]

How do I not be a dick to my boyfriend for totaling my car

#katie's shit #i told him to watch for deer #he knows that its a bad area #he has this thing where he thinks he can play mind games with a fucking deer and make it move #and then he wants to get butthurt because i wont let him drive my moms car that i have to drive right now #because it doesnt have full coverage like my car (but im still have to pay $2k after everything) #i havent asked him for any money because he works less than i do so he also makes less than i do #but god damn it i am pissed at him #all while his stupid fucking car sits in our driveway brcause when he can afford it he wont put a new tire on it

[piknim]

Oh god i have a 8-5:30 shift on a sunday next week which translates to me having to both open and close my department and will probably be completely by myself

#ill likely only get like 4 hours of sleep too #theyre lucky i need money or id call out just bc they keep scheduling outside of my availability #dont make friends with the schedule lady bc i feel too bad to complain and just seeing my manager fills me with so much anxiety #shes not even a bad manager i just dont like seeing her for some reason #i swear to god if it ends up being a day where they dont even have enough coverage to give me a lunch i will just walk out #im so tired of how they treat my department #theyre yelling at us for making overhead calls bc we need coverage and ive been told the head cashiers purposely ignore our calls #im glad im half in another department now #im tempted to apply for another department #theres one i want to be in but its full time only and atm i only want part time(enjoying it while i have the ability to)

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

The struggle of liking Coffeezilla's content

#I really like his crypto coverage but my God his politics is BAD #Not everything can be debated out #Tate literally trafficked women HOW ARE YOU GONNA DEBATE THAT SHIT #Very centrist borderline alt lite to me #There was also his opinions about house ownership or something #Tbh I forgot but it was also Very Bad

[writingstoraes]

no way 📹

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reporter!reader

type: instagram imagine, social media au

notes: i want to say thank you for 1.5k! thank u for all the love you guys have been giving me and my works hehe <3 i really appreciate all notes, reblogs, replies, and messages hehe much love to everyone reading this! ❤️

about: fans notice how charles loses his senses when you're interviewing him, but they don't believe he has enough courage to do something about it!

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yourusername Back in the paddock once again 🎤

norristri not charles liking this within a minute of being posted 😭😭

ferrari1655 not surprised if he has her notifs on tbh he's just as whipped for her as we are

mercmilton THE it girl of the paddock i don't make the rules!

c2champs y/n please do some content with charles and carlos i am begging

charles_leclerc ❤️

hamilnicos u a grown ass handsome man surely you can do more than just a red heart

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yourusername Some paddock coverage this week 👩‍💻

chacha16 oh i just know charles is fuming y/n interviews everyone often but him 😭

sainzstappen all he had with her was one post-race interview and he was down bad already and STUTTERING lecstulips she had him giggling and shit while talking about his rear tyre failure prior to qualifying its so funny 😭

paddockgirlie Charles has once again beaten me to liking Y/N's post he is like lightning oh my god

charles_leclerc ❤️❤️

chacha16 the two hearts is sending me charles im so sorry HHHDDBHFBHFBH

rbrwinners you dropped this queen 👑

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yourusername Covering and reporting this week's race from the garage of a certain Italian racing team ❤️

Can't wait for you guys to watch the contents we had prepared!

charles_leclerc We loved having you here! ❤️

sainzbaby lose the "we" charles we all know it was just you

hamilecs ITS HAPPENING OH MY GOD CHARLES GET UP

gaslysgirlie i love how charles is just fuelling the agenda that he has a crush on y/n he's not even trying to be discreet

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yourusername Some outtakes from today! Had a nice time filming with charles_leclerc and carlossainz55 of Ferrari ❤️

charles_leclerc Til next time, Y/N! :)

yourusername ❤️❤️❤️ ilpredesti the smiley face oh hes so adorable

lecsmilton i just KNOW charles is having a field day rn

c2foreva we are getting more of flustered charles then 😭

44sainz we love you queen we can't wait 🙏

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ynlover Charles and Carlos with Y/N today 🥰

lestappenthusiast WHY IS CHARLES HEREHFBFBHH

hamilnorris charles liked?????

loverfineline they're both winking 😭😭😭

rbrmercs now a y/n fan account is the last place i thought charles would be

YouTube, now playing: C2 Takes On 2 Challenges with Y/N!

6,372 comments

suckerforcharles: WHEN THE HELL DID CHARLES GET SO BOLD

1655sainz: holy shit i was not expecting that 😭

ricciardotauri: all yall kept saying charles had no rizz whatsoever and he decided to prove u guys wrong im crying

c2luvah: OK I TAKE IT BACK charles has got some moves in him

f1fanatic: what did y/n mean with "finally" like miss girl were u waiting too 🤭

olliefans: Carlos saying Charles is Y/N's favorite?? omg

6,501 comments

sainzmilton: I bet Carlos can't believe they're flirting right in front of his salad

lecslover: NOT Y/N FLIRTING TOO?????

luvroscoe: i'm shocked how charles didn't faint when y/n said that cause

sports55: y/n please flirt with me like that too queen 😣

6,712 comments

lewiswdc: y/n so much better than me i would have dropped dead if charles said that to me

supermaxmax: who the hell gave charles all this rizz and why was he hiding it DAMN MAN

fan2345: I am not an F1 fan but I am so invested in this I wonder if they're actually going to push through with this date 🤨

taytayrep: charles got his head in the game fr

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charles_leclerc There really was a great restaurant downtown.

sainzznorris I CANT BREATHEEEEEE

carlandos what a lucky man y/n is so pretty 😣

scuderiazz we're glad you finally got the courage to ask her out, king!

paddock5516 ouuu those interviews with her are so gonna hit from now on

carlossainz55 You know I let you win, right?

charles_leclerc Stop ruining this for me

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[heartfullofleeches]

I think if sleepy amab reader has amyas the next morning they'll wake up to a very clingy and spent cupid hugging their waist

"You're here to help me find a partner?"

"Yes! It's my duty as the matchmaker assigned to you. Amyas the Cupid, at your service."

"Heh... I just hope you're able to find someone who isn't too weirded out by my... Problem."

".....problem?"

-

Amyas would slither his sneaky self into Darling's bed wearing nothing up a gown that just barely covers his rear- Enough coverage that hides the fact he isn't wearing any panties when he cuddles up with them. He knows all about their little habit after months of watching them. How is he supposed to pair them to another human when he wants them all to himself - strange mannerisms and all.

Amyas sticks his ass out as soon as he feels Darling stirring, the shifting of their hips lifting his gown inch by inch till the thin fabric no longer separates them. He parts his legs, granting easy access to the heat of his thighs. Darling's cock is already throbbing from the angel's not-so subtle lewd gestures, slipping between his legs as he rubs against them - infatuated with how much of a horn-dog his human is in their sleep. Their cock presses up against his. Amyas tries his hand at gathering the precum leaking from him and smearing it into Darling's skin as he jerks them both off while Darling fuck his thighs. Darling's moans playing in his ear are like music to him. He wants them inside him so bad- but he'll have to wait for the natural progression to that point or risk waking darling up. They're quite the heavy sleeper so they probably wouldn't even open an eye if Amyas rode their cock as he intended.

Amyas knows if he doesn't fix himself by morning, Darling will feel guilty as hell for their nightly urges, but he's so exhausted and so, so in love with them that once they're done he just throws his arms around them and drifts off to regain his strength.

Darling finally wakes up, tired than they were when they fell asleep to Amyas preparing breakfast for them - cum still dripping down the back of his thighs

God, I love this freak

#yandere #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere x you #yandere scenarios #male yandere #yandere insert #yandere oc #yandere x reader #yandere blurb #Amyas my oc #yandere smut #yandere angel #yandere cupid