#but DEAR GOD I WANT IT

[icedmetaltea]

We are of course a natural pro at arts and crafts

Taking a majority of my art off tumblr for now. Fuck AI

Reblogs greatly appreciated!

#Dear gods I love himmmm #Metaltea draws #Metaltea doodles #fnaf #help wanted 2 #help wanted 2 spoilers #fnaf hw #Fnaf Sun #five nights at freddies #Sun x y/n #Sundrop x y/n #Sun x reader #Sundrop x reader #Fnaf Help Wanted

[ministarfruit]

stardew valley marriage candidates

#stardew valley #oh dear god character tagging. ok here we go #sdv alex #sdv elliot #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #it's like memorising an entire homeroom class #I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW THEY'D TRANSLATE INTO MY STYLE #bros the concept of this town full of bisexuals that could want you is so funny #like I have mostly just been farming but it makes me laugh when I remember #ah yes. bisexual town #obv that's an umbrella term in this context and you're free to HC them whatever you wish #I just think bisexual town has so much potential for shenanigans

[chikorra]

"You're safe now, my darling" The knight rescued her precious princess from the evil Gabriel Agreste

=>>Reference that inspired this piece. :3 =>>Contact me through these socials if you like! <3

#miraculous ladybug #my stuff #sketch #miraculous fanart #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #adrinette #if I've known this would be blown up I could have added more lines into it but yeah... my bad huhu #adrienette #fairytale au #pencil art #art #oh my god guys this is the fastest note increasing I've ever gotten 😳 #thank you all for the notes I really appreciate it 🥺😭✨😢 #oh dear I just woke up and almost fainted seeing the note numbers lol #dang should have taken a little bit more time to polish it a little but still HUWWWAHH THANK YOU ALL #OH MY GOD FANDOM FIGURES LIKED THIS TOO!!??? MY HONOR AAAJAKQKQNDBDJD #btw I've always wanted to treat my future partner like this because “Love the right person and you will become their princess”

[suntails]

toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

[bi-booklover]

repeat after me.

QUEER CHARACTERS ARE NOT PLOT DEVICES FOR STRAIGHT CHARACTERS.

#yes this is about wills gay painting somehow being about m*leven #and also about robin and vickie being the exact same person #queer people deserve rich complex relationships we are not looking for mirrors!!! #ronance was right there #byler was handed to them on a glass plate and they smashed it #was the plot everything i wanted? absolutely #but dear god what happened to my comfort characters #(oh also extremely gay coded steddie but lets not touch that for now it hurts) #stranger things #stranger things 4 #st4 #st4 spoilers #stranger things 4 spoilers #volume two spoilers #ronance #steddie #byler #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #will byers #steve harrington #eddie munson

[lotus-pear]

the besties!!

#(i say besties but ik they were making out against the wall in dead apple when shibusawa left the room) #NEVER FORGET THAT FYODOR CANONICALLY CALLS DAZAI “DEAR” IN DUB.. FYOZAI IS REAL GUYS #I WASNT CHOOSING DIALOGUE AT RANDOM WHEN I DREW THIS HE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT I WAS ECSTATIC WHEN I FOUND OUT #at first i was like mmm fyozai as a joke but.. i dont think its a joke anymore💀 #god help me i have fallen for another lawlight variant except these two mfs actually want each other dead #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #fyodor dostoevsky #fyozai #lotus draws

[deadhaven]

Especially the lies.

#garashir #ds9 #deep space nine #garak #elim garak #bashir #julian bashir #artists of tumblr #my stuff #back at it again in the krispy kreme #LISTEN #I liked the orchid from the last piece so much that i wanted to do more art with it and then this happened #am i melodramatic and extra? yes always #also i had the absolute delight of starting and finishing on the same song (florence and the machine for whoever's asking) #and dear god did it influence the vibes lolol

[starry-mang0s]

Silly little doodle of the silliest little guy :>

This lovely bug belongs to the lovely @time-woods !!

#Time if you see this ty sm for this lovely little critter he is so dear to my heart #man I love this bug and all of his variants #he slays in every fit and he’s just so bbg #every time Time-Woods posts I want to explode/pos #digital art #art #fan art #adventure time #fiona and cake #prohibitedwish #prohibited wish fanart #chasing stars au #the carmine cavalier #scarab #scarab the god auditor

[jerseymuppet]

“here’s my 15 step anti aging skin care routine” “i’m so scared of getting old i’m turning 24 this year! i’m ancient” “life goes on after you hit 25 💕” “shes (35 yo woman) such a milf i want her” ANYWAY. if i had a time machine i would live out my biggest dream which is to fuck bea arthur. everyone else with a time machine is probably going to go kill hitler but like. girl. the paradox. i’m smarter and more selfish and I’m going to 1985 to fuck bea arthur so good i change the course of golden girls canon and be the reason dorthy has a lesbian arc. you will all thank me.

#I have been rewatching golden girls and dear GOD I WANT HER. #jude.txt #golden girls

[transmascissues]

it really rubs me the wrong way when people say things about how cis women should just date trans men because they see us as a safer alternative to cis men. because the thing is, cis women being with trans men instead of cis men doesn’t eliminate the unsafe power dynamic the way they often act like it does;

the dynamic is just flipped.

generally speaking, a trans man isn’t any safer in a relationship with a cis woman than that cis woman would be in a relationship with a cis man. it just feels like a safer dynamic if you’re the cis woman because suddenly you’ve become the one with the privilege, and if you’re not used to being the one with privilege in a relationship you might not even think to ask how safe the other person is.

the reality is, the reason that relationship feels safer to you is the same reason it’s not safe for us — we’re safer for you because we don’t have the same privilege as a cis man, and we also don’t have the same privilege as you. when you date us because we’re safer, you’re dating us because we have less power.

that’s not to say cis women should never date trans men, or that it’s bad to seek out trans men if you don’t feel safe in relationships with cis men. but you have to recognize the power dynamic you’re opting into — you have to realize that you’re not going into a relationship that’s safer overall, you’re just going into one that’s safer for you. you have to be prepared for the person you’re interested in to have all the same fears and reservations about you that you had about cis men.

and most importantly, you have to actually put the work into being a safe person; you have to put effort into unlearning transphobia overall, especially into unlearning anti-transmasculinity, and you have to do it before you start seeking out trans men.

i’m very familiar at this point in my life with how unsafe relationships with cis women can be for trans men, romantic or otherwise, and i know most other trans men have probably had similar experiences to mine. we know very well that you might not be safe; we need you to know that, and we need you to care enough about us to make yourself safe.

us being “safer” for you isn’t just a nice benefit for you, it’s a direct result of the fact that we are oppressed and that you hold power over us. if you’re going to seek us out for your safety, know what that really means.

#like ​‘the only difference is that they get it’ no?? theres a much bigger one than that???? dear god #‘its like suggesting a dog that doesnt shed to someone who doesnt want dog hair around the house!’ we’re literally people??? #once youve started comparing actual humans to dog breeds you know you need to take a step back bc youre probably fucking someone over #yes those are both things i saw in an actual post #idk if the person who said it was a trans guy #but even if they were???? yikes. speak for yourself not the rest of us #transandrophobia #transandromisia #transmisandry #virilmisia #virilphobia #anti transmasculinity #trans men #transmascs

[romansmartini]

can we hold hands and listen to this together

#good omens #SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE. #aziraphale calling crowley dear boy ... aziraphale drunk voice ... aziraphale interrupting with meaningless facts and pissing crowley off #the bird spaceship in particular SOOO FUNNY #“what bird 🤨😐” “thebirdimtalkingabout” aziraphale said ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS. YES OR NO. #also love to hear the story about the bird. happened to my buddy twelve #i had a lot to say but i had to clip this so many times i forgor. give me stuff to talk about im ready for that #wait i remembered. aziraphale talking about the kraken and the “yeah?” “Fact.” oh god crowley wants him so bad

[royalarchivist]

Phil: All I care about is that the kids are safe and happy, alright? They're sleeping right now, way too tired to do anything at the minute. [In a whisper] Structural rechanges! Structural changes behind the scenes. But—

Phil: Wtf? Recipe? Excuse me? I touched water and it told me how to make a boat? Ok, things are broke. [Laughs] Things are broken.

Phil: As I said though, as I said– boop! They're 'eepy right now, 'cuz everything's going through a complete structural like, rechange? Rehash? Up and about? BUT— I did like, obviously talk to the admins to see if they're alright, and they're fine. The Tallulah and Chayanne admin, they're totally fine. They're just sitting tight, just hanging about, waiting.

Phil: So, who know– oh, RESHUFFLE! That's the fcking word I was thinking of! Reshuffle. Boop boop boop! So yeah, we be patient, we be patient, and we wait. We sit. Anyway—

#Philza #Phil #QSMP #QSMP Admins #March 25 2024 #Sorry I wanted to make sure the transcript was finished first #Oh dear god I don't know why this is so crunchy

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to force you to play the joke FNAF dating sim my friend and I are making

#by 'making' i mean i brought the idea up as a joke this afternoon and then we got really really into it and wrote a bunch of concepts up #i think we're actually going to do it #dear god #(we decided the routes will be Henry #Will #Mike (corpse version) #and Springtrap #NO ANIMATRONICS THOSE ARE CHILDREN #(at least the fnaf 1 animatronics are) #we thought up a joke ending where if you try and hit on the animatronics the FBI arrests you #read the tags #fnaf #if anyone wants to hear about this. tell me. i am Eager to share the concepts. #we don't know what to call it #right now the doc we're writing the script on is called 'uh oh spaghettios peepaw mode' #and obviously we can't call it that #i wanted to call it Five Nights With Divorced Dads #but Mike isnt a divorced dad

[jacqcrisis]

I can't stop thinking about the rings on Hermes' fingers. I can't. Whats the story behind those? Did he start wearing them because Charon gave them to him as a job well done? The weirdest gift imaginable to your professional associate?

Did Hermes steal them to be a cheeky bastard and got them fitted and put them on for the jokes? Did he start wearing them apropos of nothing? Just happen to start accessorizing like his professional associate? Is it part of a shared uniform? Can we see the employee handbook?

Did Charon go out and get rings commissioned to look exactly like his for not one, but two of his partner in crimes' fingers, slide each lovingly onto Hermes' corresponding digits, and then gently hold his now bejeweled hands in his own to see how they match, knowing Hermes will now carry something of Charon with him when he leaves him for his dangerous work?

I'm just. Asking. Questions. But I swear to God, if we get Charon's portrait and he has a feather or an orange ribbon somewhere on his person, I will be inconsolable for days.

#charmes #hades game #hades 2 #charon hades #hermes hades #i dont even necessarily want answers to these questions #i enjoy that this ship is about piecing together a scattered puzzle and inferring something from it #they dont even need to be canon for me to go feral again #so long as they still just as weird about each other as the first game and the same kind of mystery surrounds their partnership #ill be so happy without my favorite boys being canon #but dear god if they are. if we get even a scrap of them being explicitly sweet to each other #i just AH ill be ripping and tearing at shit #im gunna write fic again i can feel it in me bones

[andersonlore]

# riding abby’s thigh is all i can think about. she’d be the one to encourage it in the first place, stating it was a crime you never had. the muscles in her thick thighs flexing as your bare cunt took what it needed. her boxers soaked as you moaned out her name. god, abby wishes she could see your ass right now, but it was even better looking upon your stunning face, pretty eyes locking on abby’s as you come.

#brb adding this into my bodyguard!abby fic #dear god #i am so stupid and in love with her i can't even think #just want to be pussy drunk at the mercy of abby's hands #abby anderson #abby anderson x fem!reader #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson smut #abby anderson fanfiction #abby anderson fluff #abby tlou2 #tlou2 #tlou #abby x you #rayne writes

[pyralart]

Just finished the two next pages!

And because you're my favorite pals here on Tumblr, you get a little extra in advance, as a treat

I'm sure nothing bad is going to happen watsoever

#Btw if you want to see them in advance #I have them over on my ko-fi.... just sayin' #Yes I play favorites and you're getting a good grade <3 #Finally I can rest a little.... Even though the comic is not done yet #I am held together by my sheer stubbornness dear god I'm not making a long comic like that for a while it's exhausting especially full-colo #toh comic #the owl house #I have to main tag it for my friends who haven't watched the show... Terrible I know #Details on her jacket and his coat aren't there because i always add them last woops #pyrambles